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Aulë speaking to Yavanna of Dwarves
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Forum: The Movies
07-21-2004, 03:13 PM
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Replies: 51
Views: 13,466
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It is funny to look at it and laugh with the guy...
It is funny to look at it and laugh with the guy who made it... He obviously was making a good joke out of it and was not really trying to start something. Those that think otherwise need to be... |
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Forum: The Barrow-Downs
07-21-2004, 03:09 PM
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Replies: 65
Views: 15,609
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Oh yes, fear the fake geeks, for they are up to...
Oh yes, fear the fake geeks, for they are up to no good and intend to penetrate our fortress of geekiness! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-05-2004, 12:43 PM
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Replies: 61
Views: 20,945
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The gondorians were a sneaky lot, maybe they even...
The gondorians were a sneaky lot, maybe they even used adobe walls to further decieve their foes... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-01-2004, 04:18 PM
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Replies: 61
Views: 20,945
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Maybe it's not really stone, but some kind of...
Maybe it's not really stone, but some kind of lightweight substitute, like Paper Mache? OKay, maybe not paper mache, but how about Styrofoam? |
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Forum: The Books
07-01-2004, 11:14 AM
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Replies: 40
Views: 13,500
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I always imagined him as an Anthony Hopkins...
I always imagined him as an Anthony Hopkins character, but we can't have everything we want... It would be great to hear Anthony Hopkins speak Sindarin or Quenya some time though! |
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Forum: The Barrow-Downs
07-01-2004, 11:06 AM
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Replies: 65
Views: 15,609
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Quite so, I doubt not that Lush herself falls...
Quite so, I doubt not that Lush herself falls into that heavenly denomination. Now would anyone by chance know the way to Kiev from say, Texas? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-30-2004, 04:27 PM
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Replies: 61
Views: 20,945
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Well dang, this thread just got turned into a...
Well dang, this thread just got turned into a discussion... Sorry guys, I digress. Anyways, I really am wondering how they loaded giant chunks of the city's rubble onto the Trebuchets |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-30-2004, 01:38 PM
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Replies: 61
Views: 20,945
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It's the scene where Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas...
It's the scene where Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas walk into the looming black hole that leads into the mountain where they eventually subdue an army of glowing ethereal undead and as a result win the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-30-2004, 11:01 AM
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Replies: 61
Views: 20,945
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Okay, I noticed this in the trailers, and...
Okay, I noticed this in the trailers, and watching RoTK confirmed my suspicions, In the scene where Aragorn enters The Paths of the Dead, his horse runs away, with the sheathe to his sword in it's... |
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Forum: The Books
06-30-2004, 10:25 AM
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Replies: 18
Views: 12,678
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I always imagined them as a very tribal and...
I always imagined them as a very tribal and fierce people, accustomed to living in the wild and fighting to keep what they had, everything they had was portable, and small wooden chariots were their... |
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Forum: The Barrow-Downs
06-30-2004, 09:37 AM
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Replies: 65
Views: 15,609
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Hold up a second. Hot, intelligent, educated,...
Hold up a second. Hot, intelligent, educated, Tolkienite FEMALES?!?!(with nice shoes to boot?) Where is this heavenly place, for my eyes so long to see it.... |
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Forum: The Barrow-Downs
06-30-2004, 09:21 AM
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Replies: 65
Views: 15,609
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Maybe you're the crazy ones.....
Seriously,...
Maybe you're the crazy ones..... Seriously, I'm proud of my nerdiness, and I'm sure there's a godly nerdy woman out there in the world somewhere waiting just for me.... (Hey, I can dream, can't... |
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Forum: The Movies
06-30-2004, 09:15 AM
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Replies: 51
Views: 13,466
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*Laugh*
You guessed it! :D Okay, it was all fun and games until THIS happened I happen to be one of the lucrative movie-going dwarf lovers and his comments are greatly unappreciated! |
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Forum: The Books
11-15-2003, 02:01 PM
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Replies: 49
Views: 13,801
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Hi filbert! Welcome to the downs!
Honestly,...Hi filbert! Welcome to the downs! Honestly, I think that Grima was compelled to follow Saruman because, well, Saruman was all he had left. So I think that Grima's throwing of the Palantir was... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-12-2003, 02:23 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 52,767
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After racking my brain for a few minutes and...After racking my brain for a few minutes and bursting a major blood vein in my neck, I came up with a good one. TTT, Sam and Frodo are taken by faramir. Frodo- We shouldn't be here. Sam-... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-17-2003, 11:08 AM
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Replies: 59
Views: 13,054
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Hi, I'm one axe to rule them all and I'll be your...Hi, I'm one axe to rule them all and I'll be your counselor on this addiction. If any of you have the sudden urge to splurge on tolkien, talk to me first. I understand that no-one has died of... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-06-2003, 12:26 PM
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Replies: 58
Views: 16,714
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-Why the dwarves are always used as comic relief?...-Why the dwarves are always used as comic relief? -Why wizards have horrible love lives? -Why hobbits are all alcaholics and drug abusers? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-03-2003, 01:24 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 52,767
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For those of you that remember this...For those of you that remember this pseudo-obscure monty python skit.... The meeting between Gandalf and Saruman Saurman- "Prepare to die!" Pippin- "What's that?" Gandalf- "It's a Wizards... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-27-2003, 07:37 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,149,267
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"That's one more for exotic bird bingo...."
..."That's one more for exotic bird bingo...." "Who knew that denethor's medication would make him pro-trees and anti-fire....." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-26-2003, 12:29 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,149,267
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"Merry, is it just me, or is that winged nazgul..."Merry, is it just me, or is that winged nazgul rider dragging a sign that says *Eat At Joe's*?" Now that has to be the biggest squirrel in the world! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-17-2003, 10:33 AM
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Replies: 45
Views: 12,813
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A PEEK INTO THE LIVES OF THE NAZGUL
...A PEEK INTO THE LIVES OF THE NAZGUL Monday- Watch Days of our Lives, go to the store and get more lipstick. Sienfield is on tonight, might go to mall later. Tuesday- Get to chase hobbits... |
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Forum: The Movies
09-17-2003, 10:17 AM
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Replies: 30
Views: 7,089
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Meela your sigs rock!<P>I'd have to say Boromir,...Meela your sigs rock!<P>I'd have to say Boromir, the constant inner turmoil thing. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2003, 09:06 AM
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Replies: 318
Views: 52,767
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Um, Oddwen, you might not want to make comments...Um, Oddwen, you might not want to make comments about Wormtounge while Meela's around, she gets violent when we make fun of her crushes. Begginning of TTT Sam "It's the ring, isn't it?" Frodo... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-10-2003, 12:08 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,149,267
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And if you look right here in your contract, it...And if you look right here in your contract, it says that you are now Saruman of Many Colors! Now get into that clown costume! [ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ] |
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Forum: The Movies
09-10-2003, 11:55 AM
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Replies: 38
Views: 7,110
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