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09-25-2003, 09:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Anyone seen george of the jungle w/ brendan fraser?
Legolas: "javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavaj avajava *deep breath* javajavajavajava..........." Legolas starts running around and jumpimg all over everything. hehehehe I mean look at the look on his face he looks so ecstatic about something, he must be on a caffiene high
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09-25-2003, 04:10 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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*dies* javajavajavajavajava! *dies again (still)*
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09-25-2003, 04:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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One I stole from another place, I don't remember where.
Legolas: HAH! Aragorn just tossed Gimli! Quote:
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09-25-2003, 05:03 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: ...Do you know because I'm not really sure!
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 Merry: Pippin, that tree just said your name! Pippin: ... I know! [ September 25, 2003: Message edited by: Theoden ]
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09-25-2003, 05:59 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Merry: Whoa, dude! Like, that tree was talking, wow!
Pippin: Quite. But, my dear Mr. Tree, in your explatification, you forgot to factor in the parabola, thus rendering your theory ineffectual solving the flight problem.
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09-25-2003, 06:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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(From the matrix)
Treebeard: 'don't think you can, know you can!' he leaps Merry and Pippin: "Woah!!" Thank you about the javajavajavajava part I love that...hehehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That picture of Legolas is just so inspiring [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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09-25-2003, 07:10 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Pippin: Whoa! THat must be the biggest mushroom on Middle-Earth
-----or----- Merry: Did you see that? Pippin: What? Merry: Fangirls from Dunland! Run!!!!!!!!! (They run like Mordor, but the fangirls are not far behind them...) Merry: Oh, no! They're wearing cleats! Pippin: Outta my way! Outta my way! Lame, yes...but what about second breakfast? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-26-2003, 02:09 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Mordor, M&Mcastle (Minas Morgul)
Posts: 72
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Anyone who has seen and loooove Zoolander will get this one:
Someone not in the picture: I became bulimic Merry: (after long pause) You can read minds?
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09-26-2003, 12:14 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
Posts: 213
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Merry: The Tie Fondler returns!
Pippin: RUUUUN!!!!
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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09-26-2003, 12:29 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Citadel
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"Merry, is it just me, or is that winged nazgul rider dragging a sign that says *Eat At Joe's*?"
Now that has to be the biggest squirrel in the world!
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Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel! |
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09-26-2003, 04:03 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: watching the ants closing in
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Quote:
Merry: *gasp* *jaw drops* Its Gimli in a tutu! Pippin: Where? I don't see him... is it pink? is that it? AH!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] yeah lame I know...
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09-26-2003, 04:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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Merry: Frodo!?! What are you doing in that tree?
Frodo: Never mind that, just GET ME DOWN!!! I have absolutely no idea where that came from.
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09-26-2003, 04:56 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Oooooo... Aaaaaa...
I dunno... just the look on Merry's face...- -;;; |
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09-26-2003, 05:37 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
Posts: 279
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This is for the Legolas riding picture. I posted a caption for it, but it "mysteriously disappeared".
OW! Gimli! Get your axe outta my BUTT!!!!
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09-26-2003, 06:17 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: in my happy place!
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The_Hand: lol!! i *lovelovelove* that part in zoolander!! it's one of my most favorite lines to repeat over and over! and over and over....
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~merenwen~
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" you are a total... total... a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever it is you are, but you are one, and a total, total one at that!" |
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09-26-2003, 10:15 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners
Posts: 215
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Merry and Pippin have just realized...
...they forgot to turn off the water at Crickhollow. [ September 27, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]
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09-27-2003, 11:07 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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arianrod, that is too funny! I burst out laughing when I read that!
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09-27-2003, 01:02 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Merry: What the...?
*In tree* Gandalf: I am a tree, you cannot see me, for I look like any other tree here, I am a tree, I feel like a tree...
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09-27-2003, 06:08 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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Merry: Does Galadriel know that white becomes transparent when it's wet?
Pippin: Where? Where? Let me see!!!!
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09-27-2003, 07:37 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Citadel
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"That's one more for exotic bird bingo...."
"Who knew that denethor's medication would make him pro-trees and anti-fire....."
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09-27-2003, 08:08 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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09-27-2003, 08:47 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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It was a moment of inspiration! I don't know what came over me!
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09-28-2003, 12:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Merry: Wow that is one big pile of dragon caca!
Pippin: and what's really weird... doesn't it smell like chocolate to you? Merry: Pip don't be getting any ideas or I will be forced to fong you! yes it is gross and not the least bit funny, but I'm bored. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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09-28-2003, 02:03 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners
Posts: 215
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Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King! |
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09-28-2003, 02:12 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Celeborn: (totally without feeling) "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do you know the muffin man he lives on Dury lane..."
Galadriel: "So it begins..."
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09-28-2003, 02:57 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
Posts: 496
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Celeborn: *BELCH*
Galadriel: *sniffs* Erch! That REEKS! I knew I shouldn't have cooked curry... with marmite. OR Celeborn: *sings* Donvinatie! Galadriel: *thinks* I'm married to a loonatic... |
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09-28-2003, 03:07 PM
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Haunted Halfling
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules
Posts: 841
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Celeborn: (gags) I swallowed a bug...ack! (thinks: maintain calm expression...)
Galadriel: (resigned sigh, speaks through side of mouth) If you'd keep your big Teleri trap shut, you wouldn't have that problem...
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09-28-2003, 05:28 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Celeborn: *slurring* My name is Celeborn and I am an alcoholic.
Galadriel: *whispering* Not now, Celeborn. Your therapy session is tomorrow.
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09-28-2003, 06:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: watching the ants closing in
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Celeborn: and now I will sing Twinkle Twinkl Little Star *does voice excercises* *sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in a squeaky voice*
Galadriel: *telepathically* RUN FOR YOUR LIVESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-28-2003, 06:06 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Celeborn: "Peregrin, if you do not pick my wife as Ms. Middle-earth, I shall breathe on you! Like this! *hhhooooohhhhhh*
(Anyone remember that?)
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09-28-2003, 06:36 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners
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(hey, I can post for my own pic, right? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
Celeborn: Tell... me... where..... is.... Gandalf.... for.... I.... much.... desire... Galadriel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....
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09-28-2003, 11:53 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Celeborn: I am happy, oh so happy, and *blah-blah* and *blah-blah* and GAY!!!!!!!
Galadriel(in thought): I should have joined Finarfin... Lame, yes, but praps we chatsy with it a bit, praps... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-29-2003, 04:31 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Mordor, M&Mcastle (Minas Morgul)
Posts: 72
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Celeborn: Ah ah ah! (about to sneeze)
Galadriel: (thinking) Valar please don't let him get it all over the guests!... again [ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: The_Hand ]
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09-29-2003, 12:08 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
Posts: 213
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This is what happens next in my world...
...Galadriel suddenly produces a Post-It saying 'insert 50p coin here' with an arrow ponting downwards and sticks it on Cleborn's nose. Lame, but oh well. [ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]
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09-29-2003, 03:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wouldn't you like to know!!
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Celeborn: Baaaaaa!
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09-29-2003, 03:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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I am your angel of music, come to me angel of music...
Sorry, Galadriel's expression made me think of Christine in a trance in The Phantom of the Opera. Songs from that have been stuck in my head all day, soo... *sings* The phantom of the opera is here inside my mind...
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09-29-2003, 03:57 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
Posts: 163
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Celeborn in a singing voice: OHHHHH!!!!
Galadriel thinking: Oh why did I ever go to Doriath?
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09-29-2003, 04:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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Galadriel: *from the corner of her mouth* No, Celeborn, for heaven's sake, how many times have I told you that weed is BAD?
-Menelien
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09-29-2003, 04:51 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: My house.
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Galadriel: Just ignore him, he's a cardboard cut out.
Anyone remember that blooper? Who did that anyway? It was genius! Celeborn: AAAGGH!! WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE!! *Jaw locks* Oh no, not again! Galadriel: *Thinkin* Don't cry, it'll be okay, you still look graceful, just pretend you don't know him...
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Boromir the Disco King! I'm still Doing The WAVE!! PROUD GRIMA FAN... http://amari.proboards21.com/index.cgi Go! Go now and see the beauty of Rivendell! The ONLY place where you can be hit with an official squeaky hammer!! |
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09-29-2003, 08:03 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: on the wings of the morning
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C: *in stereotypically aristocratic British accent* 'Welcome, my friends, to our land of joy and peace that lasts forever.'
G: *thinks* 'And ever, and ever, and ever...' [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Ok, I know that's not canonical, pardon. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Peace PS. To all the ones with the Celeborn halitosis posts, hurrah! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The good old days!
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