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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-31-2003, 06:30 PM

My friend found and sent me this really good rendition of 'Hero' by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott. I had no idea where to put it so i made a new topic. Anybody else find something like this? It made me sad, it is very well put together.

“The Fellowship of the Ring Music Video (Take Two):

“Hero” by Nickelback and Josey Scott”

I am so high, I can hear heaven
*Gandalf sits atop Orthanc, looks down on the trees being destroyed*
I am so high, I can hear heaven
*Frodo and Sam look down on Mordor from atop Emyn Muil*
Whoa, but heaven...
*Frodo lies dying on Weathertop, (musical thump) He cries for Gandalf on Aragorn’s shoulder*
No, heaven
*Boromir gets hit with the first arrow*
don't hear me
*Gandalf curls up on Orthanc and the camera flies away*

And they say that a
*Gandalf atop his horse goes flying over the plains*
hero could save us
*Gandalf stands up against the Balrog*
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
*The Balrog crashes his sword against Gandalf’s light sphere;* (and wait) *Close-up of Gandalf vs. Balrog, looking very furious*
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles
(I’ll hold onto) *Gandalf takes a flying leap off Orthanc* (wings…) *Goes flying off on
Gwaihir*
Watch as we all fly away
*Saruman watches as they fly away*

Someone told me
*Frodo and Gandalf hug*
Love would all save us
*Hobbits hug, reunited in Rivendell*
But, how can that be
*Isildur kneels beside his dead father and removes his helm*
Look what love gave us
*Isildur holds the Ring in Mt. Doom, and walks away (final musical thump) quick shot of
Gollum in Moria*
A world full of killing
*The Cave Troll nearly pounds Sam, (musical thump) spears Frodo*
And blood spilling
*Aragorn slices Lurtz’s head*
That world never came
(That world) *We see the marketplace of the Shire* (never came, music building) *The Shire
ignites on fire (as in Galadriel’s mirror)*

And they say that a
*Frodo, looking into the mirror, looks scared*
hero could save us
*Frodo’s face hardens* (“What must I do?”)
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
(I’m not gonna stand here) *Frodo places his cloak and pack on his back,* (and wait)
*Places the Ring in his pocket, looks up to Gandalf*
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles
(I’ll hold onto) *Frodo looks up for strength* (wings) *Gandalf places his hand on Frodo’s
shoulder* (of the) *Aragorn closes Frodo’s hand around the Ring* (eagles) *Frodo and Sam
on Emyn Muil*
Watch as we all fly away
*Boromir pulls Frodo out of Moria, Frodo crying for Gandalf*

Ah…
*During the musical interlude, we see a quick sequence of heroic shots: The Fellowship
presented, Boromir teaching Merry and Pippin to fight, Shots from the Cave Troll fight,
shots from the Amon Hen fight, etc; the final build of the music being Aragorn forcing
Lurtz backward during their fight (right before he thrusts his sword into Lurtz’s belly)*

Now that the world isn't ending
*Aragorn and Arwen stand on the bridge at Rivendell*
It's love that I'm sending
*Arwen places the pendent in his hand*
to you
*They kiss and the camera pans away*
It isn't the love of a hero
*After trying to take the Ring, Boromir realizes what he has done*
And that's why I fear it won’t do
*He starts to weep*

(Musical thumps)
*Frodo’s feet race away, Boromir comes charging up the hill*

And they say that a hero
*He raises his sword against the Orc about to kill Merry and Pippin*
could save us
*Merry and Pippin look on in horror*
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
*Boromir is hit with an arrow, but returns to his feet to fight*
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles
*Boromir holds his sword (as he dies) and pledges his allegiance to Aragorn*
Watch as we all fly away
*Boromir dies, Aragorn cries a single tear in the light*

And they're watching us
*Uruks race over a hill*
They're watching us
*Uruks get their face painted*
As we all fly away
*They drag Merry and Pippin away*

And they're watching us
*Orcs race over a hill*
They're watching us
*Grunting and snarling up close*
As we all fly away
*Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli go racing through the woods*

And they're watching us
*The Nazgul race over a field*
They're watching us
*The Eye flashes on the screen*
As we all fly away
*Frodo and Sam start down Emyn Muil*

Whoa....
*Black screen: “The Two Towers: Coming December 18th, 2002”*

[ January 31, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

purplefluffychainsaw · 02-02-2003, 01:47 PM

**Dies laughing...** OMG, I loved that song. I can just see it in that format though... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

nevlhachien · 02-02-2003, 08:00 PM

wow that was really good. is that an actual music video thingy? cuz if it is i would very much like to see it and if it isn't it should be. it was REALLY good.
namarie
-Nevie

Gorwingel · 02-02-2003, 09:31 PM

I always thought of the LOTR whenever I heard that song, now I know why. That would be wonderful, that song was my favorite thing from the film Spiderman, so that would be great. Does anyone know someone who knows how to edit film so that they could do that, maybe they could do it from the DVD with filmmaking software.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-02-2003, 09:42 PM

My friend might be taking a media course next year and she might make that. i really hope she does, and ill try to get it on here

VanimaEdhel · 02-03-2003, 06:11 PM

I sang along with it and, in imagining it, I actually started crying. Hmmm...could I do a recording of it for your friend? Probably couldn't, but I do sing, and it would be fun! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-03-2003, 08:20 PM

Yeah! I cried too, its very sad....lol! i love it though its SO GOOD! sure do a recording of it yay!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Pookabunny · 02-03-2003, 08:21 PM

HAHA Horse-Maiden! That certainly puts the Enya music video to shame! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-03-2003, 08:24 PM

UGH!!!! *shudders at the thought of the Enya vid* I saw that and I thought it was horrid. Simply horrid. I'll beg my friend to do that for me then I'll put a link on here. UGH ENYA!!!!

PeregrinTook · 02-04-2003, 03:47 PM

That was amazing! I hope is is a music video! It's awesome! It fits so perfectly... uncanny...

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-04-2003, 04:17 PM

Oh i am supposed to tell you guys, my friend says that the vid for it is on the way!She's going to make it! It'll be a while though...sticklebats!

[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

Vardadurwen · 02-04-2003, 05:45 PM

Wow, I never really liked that song, but it certainly works if you put it into context with Lord of the Rings!! Keep us posted concerning that video because that would be really funky if it actually turned out.

MerryBrandybuck04 · 02-07-2003, 10:27 AM

now THERE! is the ultimate music video.
LOLOL

VanimaEdhel · 02-07-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

UGH ENYA!!!!

Those words don't work together, my friend. I never saw the video, as I only got the Special Edition DVD, which didn't have it, but...

TolkienGurl · 02-07-2003, 05:02 PM

Wow. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

That was awesome, how it all fit together and such. I love that song, too. It's one of my favorites.

maikafanawen · 02-07-2003, 05:29 PM

*stares in amazement*

... wow ...
That was the coolest thing ever!?! As soon as you find ANYTHING about that you have to post it. I must have that Music Video!! I'm going to make all my friends read that. *shakes head* That was awesome. I've got such a passion for music. *sighs*

Namarie noldonyar,
Maikafanawen

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-07-2003, 05:32 PM

I am sorry about the Enya thing. I've got another Lord of the Rings rendition of a song but this one is funny.i'll have to rifle through my emails in order to find it. It'll be here soon...

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-07-2003, 05:41 PM

Found it!NOT MEANT TO BE SEXUAL IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM! Thanks to Im A Brandybuck, the author.

“Filthy” Sung by Aragorn

Ooh, I’m overdue

Gimme some room

I’m comin through

Fight some orcs

I’m in the mood

Me and my boys gonna shake the ground

Let’s get filthy (That’s my chant)

I need that (whack) to get me off

Fightin till my cloak comes off

It’s explosive

Swords are a’ whacking

Still killing

Six in the morning

Orc slicing

Shields are crashing

No questions

Time for some action

Adrenaline’s up

Bout to erupt

Gonna get my elf
And my dwarf

Gonna make some noise

Gonna get ready

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Wanna get filthy

It’s about time that we came to start the battle

Sweat drippin over our bodies

Slicing and getting just a little dirty

Wanna get filthy

It’s about time for our arrival

Ahh, don’t beat me up

So elf and dwarf, don’t drop your weapon

We rock, from front to back

My sword is shiny—ha, I like that

My hair ain’t greasy (just for show)

I ordered shampoo (on the phone)

I need that (whack) to get me off

Fightin till my cloak comes off

Let’s get open

Cause a commotion

We’re still fightin

Eight in the mornin

There’s no stoppin

We keep it rockin

Hard slicin’

Everyone’s cheering

Give all you got

Don’t tick me off

Gonna get my elf

And my dwarf

Gonna make some noise

Gonna get ready

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Wanna get filthy

It’s about time that we came to start the battle

Sweat drippin over our bodies

Slicing and getting just a little dirty

Wanna get filthy

It’s about time for our arrival

Here it comes

The one you’ve been waitin on

Get up, get it up

Yo, that’s what’s up

Givin it just what I want to the maximum

Uh oh

Here we go

Here we go

LA LA LA LA LA (slice, chop, grunt)

This is so easy, doesn’t take a lot

I don’t even have to break a sweat

Uh oh

Here we go

Gonna get ready

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Wanna get filthy

It’s about time that we came to start the battle

Sweat drippin over our bodies

Slicing and getting just a little dirty

Wanna get filthy

It’s about time for our arrival

Gorwingel · 02-07-2003, 10:18 PM

Oh, that rendition of "dirrty" is really cool too, that is way better than the original, and it completely makes sense.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-08-2003, 12:48 AM

Oi! we had a dance tonight and they played Hero AND Dirrty. LOL When they played Hero i was like aww and when they played Dirrty i couldnt stop laughing!

01-31-2003, 06:30 PM	#1
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	The Music My friend found and sent me this really good rendition of 'Hero' by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott. I had no idea where to put it so i made a new topic. Anybody else find something like this? It made me sad, it is very well put together. “The Fellowship of the Ring Music Video (Take Two): “Hero” by Nickelback and Josey Scott” I am so high, I can hear heaven Gandalf sits atop Orthanc, looks down on the trees being destroyed I am so high, I can hear heaven Frodo and Sam look down on Mordor from atop Emyn Muil Whoa, but heaven... Frodo lies dying on Weathertop, (musical thump) He cries for Gandalf on Aragorn’s shoulder No, heaven Boromir gets hit with the first arrow don't hear me Gandalf curls up on Orthanc and the camera flies away And they say that a Gandalf atop his horse goes flying over the plains hero could save us Gandalf stands up against the Balrog I'm not gonna stand here and wait The Balrog crashes his sword against Gandalf’s light sphere; (and wait) Close-up of Gandalf vs. Balrog, looking very furious I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles (I’ll hold onto) Gandalf takes a flying leap off Orthanc (wings…) Goes flying off on Gwaihir Watch as we all fly away Saruman watches as they fly away Someone told me Frodo and Gandalf hug Love would all save us Hobbits hug, reunited in Rivendell But, how can that be Isildur kneels beside his dead father and removes his helm Look what love gave us Isildur holds the Ring in Mt. Doom, and walks away (final musical thump) quick shot of Gollum in Moria A world full of killing The Cave Troll nearly pounds Sam, (musical thump) spears Frodo And blood spilling Aragorn slices Lurtz’s head That world never came (That world) We see the marketplace of the Shire (never came, music building) The Shire ignites on fire (as in Galadriel’s mirror) And they say that a Frodo, looking into the mirror, looks scared hero could save us Frodo’s face hardens (“What must I do?”) I'm not gonna stand here and wait (I’m not gonna stand here) Frodo places his cloak and pack on his back, (and wait) Places the Ring in his pocket, looks up to Gandalf I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles (I’ll hold onto) Frodo looks up for strength (wings) Gandalf places his hand on Frodo’s shoulder (of the) Aragorn closes Frodo’s hand around the Ring (eagles) Frodo and Sam on Emyn Muil Watch as we all fly away Boromir pulls Frodo out of Moria, Frodo crying for Gandalf Ah… During the musical interlude, we see a quick sequence of heroic shots: The Fellowship presented, Boromir teaching Merry and Pippin to fight, Shots from the Cave Troll fight, shots from the Amon Hen fight, etc; the final build of the music being Aragorn forcing Lurtz backward during their fight (right before he thrusts his sword into Lurtz’s belly) Now that the world isn't ending Aragorn and Arwen stand on the bridge at Rivendell It's love that I'm sending Arwen places the pendent in his hand to you They kiss and the camera pans away It isn't the love of a hero After trying to take the Ring, Boromir realizes what he has done And that's why I fear it won’t do He starts to weep (Musical thumps) Frodo’s feet race away, Boromir comes charging up the hill And they say that a hero He raises his sword against the Orc about to kill Merry and Pippin could save us Merry and Pippin look on in horror I'm not gonna stand here and wait Boromir is hit with an arrow, but returns to his feet to fight I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles Boromir holds his sword (as he dies) and pledges his allegiance to Aragorn Watch as we all fly away Boromir dies, Aragorn cries a single tear in the light And they're watching us Uruks race over a hill They're watching us Uruks get their face painted As we all fly away They drag Merry and Pippin away And they're watching us Orcs race over a hill They're watching us Grunting and snarling up close As we all fly away Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli go racing through the woods And they're watching us The Nazgul race over a field They're watching us The Eye flashes on the screen As we all fly away Frodo and Sam start down Emyn Muil Whoa.... Black screen: “The Two Towers: Coming December 18th, 2002” [ January 31, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-02-2003, 01:47 PM	#2
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Dies laughing... OMG, I loved that song. I can just see it in that format though... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

02-02-2003, 08:00 PM	#3
nevlhachien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 38	wow that was really good. is that an actual music video thingy? cuz if it is i would very much like to see it and if it isn't it should be. it was REALLY good. namarie -Nevie __________________ where are we going?

02-02-2003, 09:31 PM	#4
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	I always thought of the LOTR whenever I heard that song, now I know why. That would be wonderful, that song was my favorite thing from the film Spiderman, so that would be great. Does anyone know someone who knows how to edit film so that they could do that, maybe they could do it from the DVD with filmmaking software. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-02-2003, 09:42 PM	#5
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	My friend might be taking a media course next year and she might make that. i really hope she does, and ill try to get it on here __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-03-2003, 06:11 PM	#6
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	I sang along with it and, in imagining it, I actually started crying. Hmmm...could I do a recording of it for your friend? Probably couldn't, but I do sing, and it would be fun! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

02-03-2003, 08:20 PM	#7
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Yeah! I cried too, its very sad....lol! i love it though its SO GOOD! sure do a recording of it yay!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-03-2003, 08:21 PM	#8
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	HAHA Horse-Maiden! That certainly puts the Enya music video to shame! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

02-03-2003, 08:24 PM	#9
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	UGH!!!! shudders at the thought of the Enya vid I saw that and I thought it was horrid. Simply horrid. I'll beg my friend to do that for me then I'll put a link on here. UGH ENYA!!!! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-04-2003, 03:47 PM	#10
PeregrinTook Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Good ol' USA! Posts: 26	That was amazing! I hope is is a music video! It's awesome! It fits so perfectly... uncanny... __________________ Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. ...Even if you were too small to understand why. ~~~I am Eothain in 'Adventures of the Female Fellowship' RPG!~~~

02-04-2003, 04:17 PM	#11
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Oh i am supposed to tell you guys, my friend says that the vid for it is on the way!She's going to make it! It'll be a while though...sticklebats! [ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-04-2003, 05:45 PM	#12
Vardadurwen Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 102	Wow, I never really liked that song, but it certainly works if you put it into context with Lord of the Rings!! Keep us posted concerning that video because that would be really funky if it actually turned out. __________________ 'In this phial,' she said, 'is caught the light of Earendil's star....May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out...' - Galadriel 'Now there's an eye-opener and no mistake!' - Samwise Gamgee

02-07-2003, 10:27 AM	#13
MerryBrandybuck04 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Buckland Posts: 15	now THERE! is the ultimate music video. LOLOL __________________ Merry;)

02-07-2003, 05:02 PM	#15
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	Wow. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] That was awesome, how it all fit together and such. I love that song, too. It's one of my favorites. __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

02-07-2003, 05:29 PM	#16
maikafanawen Tears of Simbelmynë Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The Beast's Castle Posts: 705	stares in amazement ... wow ... That was the coolest thing ever!?! As soon as you find ANYTHING about that you have to post it. I must have that Music Video!! I'm going to make all my friends read that. shakes head That was awesome. I've got such a passion for music. sighs Namarie noldonyar, Maikafanawen __________________ "They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, 'Sht, it's raining!'" -- Ruby, Cold Mountain*

02-07-2003, 05:32 PM	#17
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	I am sorry about the Enya thing. I've got another Lord of the Rings rendition of a song but this one is funny.i'll have to rifle through my emails in order to find it. It'll be here soon... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-07-2003, 05:41 PM	#18
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Found it!NOT MEANT TO BE SEXUAL IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM! Thanks to Im A Brandybuck, the author. “Filthy” Sung by Aragorn Ooh, I’m overdue Gimme some room I’m comin through Fight some orcs I’m in the mood Me and my boys gonna shake the ground Let’s get filthy (That’s my chant) I need that (whack) to get me off Fightin till my cloak comes off It’s explosive Swords are a’ whacking Still killing Six in the morning Orc slicing Shields are crashing No questions Time for some action Adrenaline’s up Bout to erupt Gonna get my elf And my dwarf Gonna make some noise Gonna get ready Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get filthy It’s about time that we came to start the battle Sweat drippin over our bodies Slicing and getting just a little dirty Wanna get filthy It’s about time for our arrival Ahh, don’t beat me up So elf and dwarf, don’t drop your weapon We rock, from front to back My sword is shiny—ha, I like that My hair ain’t greasy (just for show) I ordered shampoo (on the phone) I need that (whack) to get me off Fightin till my cloak comes off Let’s get open Cause a commotion We’re still fightin Eight in the mornin There’s no stoppin We keep it rockin Hard slicin’ Everyone’s cheering Give all you got Don’t tick me off Gonna get my elf And my dwarf Gonna make some noise Gonna get ready Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get filthy It’s about time that we came to start the battle Sweat drippin over our bodies Slicing and getting just a little dirty Wanna get filthy It’s about time for our arrival Here it comes The one you’ve been waitin on Get up, get it up Yo, that’s what’s up Givin it just what I want to the maximum Uh oh Here we go Here we go LA LA LA LA LA (slice, chop, grunt) This is so easy, doesn’t take a lot I don’t even have to break a sweat Uh oh Here we go Gonna get ready Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get filthy It’s about time that we came to start the battle Sweat drippin over our bodies Slicing and getting just a little dirty Wanna get filthy It’s about time for our arrival __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-07-2003, 10:18 PM	#19
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Oh, that rendition of "dirrty" is really cool too, that is way better than the original, and it completely makes sense. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-08-2003, 12:48 AM	#20
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Oi! we had a dance tonight and they played Hero AND Dirrty. LOL When they played Hero i was like aww and when they played Dirrty i couldnt stop laughing! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."