What LOTR charaters would write on a Valentine's Card - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gorwingel · 01-21-2003, 07:51 PM

Surpringly we have less than a month to Valentine's Day, and I was thinking, if a LOTR charater had a loved one, and they were writing a Valentine's card. What would they write on it?

Now I will start with an easy one:
Gollum: Will you be my precioussss, Happyee Valentine's Day!

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Lindril Arvilya · 01-21-2003, 09:05 PM

Boromir: I'll owe you my allegiance any day.
Happy Valentine's Day....

Blue Elf · 01-21-2003, 09:52 PM

Hahaha, great topic idea...

erm....

Legolas (to his hair): Oh hair, how you glisten in the moonlight...how clean and perfect you are...how I love you hair...

Sauron (to....um anyone): I've had my eye set on you...

Maybe I'll have more later...

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-22-2003, 11:39 PM

Frodo: Can I wrap you around my finger this Valentines day?

Pippin: Will you be my special mug of ale today?

Tigerlily Gamgee · 01-23-2003, 12:19 AM

I had to put these here!
These are a few of the Valentines that a very talented girl named Hyel made.

Gorwingel · 01-23-2003, 12:23 AM

Love the Frodo one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Those are great, I have actually heard that they manufacture some commercially made valentines, but I have not found them.

I want to find my sister a Legolas one (she loves Orlando Bloom), I am still on topic though, I came up with another one

Legolas: I am cupid and you are my target, Happy Valentine's Day [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

[ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

Blue Elf · 01-23-2003, 12:27 AM

Those werer really cool, Tigerlily...

I liked the one with Grima and Eowyn

The one with Sauron is something like the one I made up...

I just had a strange image of Aragorn writing a card to Arwen, and explaining to someone, "It's elvish for I love you.....at least, I hope that's what it meant..."
and then an angry scream from Arwen's general direction...

Blue Elf · 01-25-2003, 02:45 PM

Grima: Eowyn, m'dear, why do you hate me? Is it the fact I have no eyebrows? Or that I have a green face? Or my oily hair? No, that can't be it...Aragorn's hair is oilier. But, would you refuse an invite to Shire-o'-Love Cafe?

Frodo: The bells of love Ring.

Legolas: I love you more than anything (except my hair)

Orual · 01-25-2003, 10:33 PM

::spews::

Bells of love Ring! LOL! Wonderful! Blue Elf, that made my day.

There are a bunch here:

Lord of the Rings Valentine cards

I'll be printing them out, if my printer starts working, and sending them this year.

Happy early Valentine's Day, everybody!

~*~Orual~*~

Hmm, I wonder if Middle-earth had a holiday similar to Valentine's Day? I wonder what it'd be? Luthien's Day?

Coral · 01-25-2003, 10:37 PM

Legolas: I'm stroking my arrow right now just thinking of you...
HEY! I'm not a pervert! He really does stroke his arrow! *sigh*

Blue Elf · 01-25-2003, 11:45 PM

And Orual, your response made mine...all this evening I felt like I was being insulted...yay!! Someone isn't reprimanding me this time!!

If I had a good printer, I think I would print out those cards too. I like the Pippin one "Love comes in pints?" or something like that...

Saruman looks possessed on his Valentine card though...

Mintyztwin · 01-26-2003, 01:00 AM

Doesn't he (Saruman) always? BTW, Blue Elf, the Sauron was great!

Tom Bombadill: "Hey Dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo! You will by loving girl, and I will be your fellow! Hey dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo!"

Goldberry (to Tom): "No more rhyming. I mean it!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Shadowfax: "I'll race the west wind across Middle Earth for you."

Pippin: "You're worth a pint!"

I'm trying to come up with something for Gimli but the creative juices just aren't flowing! My muse must have gone on coffee break! I'll be back tomorrow!

MYyyPreciousSS · 01-28-2003, 11:46 PM

Lol. Those are great. I actually do have official Two Towers movie valentines that I bought, but I think there are some better ideas here. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Bekah · 01-29-2003, 12:32 AM

I think you've been watching Princess Bride too much, Mintyztwin.

I can't think of any at the moment. I liked those Valentine cards you found, Orual. But I agree, Blue Elf, Saruman looks possessed. More than usual. Far too scary for a Valentine card. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

~ Elentari

Naurwen_of_Lothlorien · 01-29-2003, 08:11 AM

Okay, Saruman just looks scary there. But it really made me laugh "It would be wise to be my valentine!" Muahahaha! Oh, and Blue Elf, those REALLY made me laugh! Please post more, you're so funny! Well, I don't know if I can think of some. Hmmm...nope, but if I do, I shall post them. *thinks hard.*

Yours Thoughtfully

Naurwen

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 06-15-2004, 04:48 AM

Since out-of-season seasonal repeats seem to be à la mode at the moment, I'm resurrecting this one for no easily explicable reason.

It's a lesser-known fact that each year, Sauron would send each of the Nazgûl a little note expressing his appreciation for their loyal service:

Quote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fell for my ring trick
So now I own you.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, suckers.

While each year the Brown Lands were found dotted with little pieces of discarded bark inscribed: "Come back to me, come back to me, and say my land is best."

Gorwingel · 06-19-2004, 01:27 AM

Oh my! This was one of the few topics that I actually opened all by my little self!

So glad to see it open again

Gimli:
I'll give you my axe, and if that's not useful you must take my heart. Because you have attracted me more than all the Mithril in the whole of Middle Earth.
Happy Valentine's Day

Morai · 06-23-2004, 10:39 AM

For some reason I can see Gollum singing an old Backstreet Boys song to the ring:

"You are...my firrrre. My one desssssssire." (And no, I really do despise the boy band, but some still dedicated fans got that song stuck in my head.)

Arwen: "I would give my immortal life for you."

Lûthien Nénharma · 06-24-2004, 03:00 PM

Dearest Beloved,

I miss you terribly. Every morning when the sun rises I await news of you. I do not give up hope for you are a wise and amazing man. By amazing I mean in many ways

. My father wishes me to leave, but I linger hoping for a better day will come. I love you dearly, and I wish you were here today. Happy Valentines Day , My King.

Arwen

Dearest Arwen,

It has been a few days since I have slept, I have been keeping guard and watch while the others rest, but when I dream I see your face. It is still as beautiful as ever. I await the day when we sit on the thrown of Gondor. Im hoping that time will come soon. And now I will sing you a song that reminds me of our situation.
Hello there the angel from my nightmare. The shadow in the background of the morgue. The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want. Where you can always find me. We'll have Halloween on Christmas. And in the night we'll wish this never ends. Dont waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head. I miss you....etc.

Elessar

Morai · 06-25-2004, 11:23 AM

Merry: You're worth more to me than all the weed in the South Farthing...and that's saying something!

Elrond to Arwen: "Don't waste your time running after mortal men, but after those who can love you forever! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!

Arwen then says: "You call that a valentine Papa?"

Lûthien Nénharma · 06-25-2004, 12:23 PM

LOL that is a good one!

Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-20-2008, 08:26 PM

Morgoth to the world: Happy Black Valentine's Day everybody. I cannot stand all the love in this world, so I am off to obliterate it. And now for the spectacular gift, I am going to take over the world and own your soul. Have an.....incredibly bad rest of your life, especially if you're an Elf. Then you will NEVER escape me because you're IMMORTAL!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! PS: However, as my one good deed, I will give you some sensible advice: Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER.

kementari · 05-21-2008, 01:59 AM

Dearest Frodo,

I give you this ring as a token of my love...

Yours eternally,

Dark Lord

xxxxx

P.S I'll be home at 5pm, make sure dinner's ready for me.

hehe

Babidi Buu · 08-09-2008, 06:26 PM

Gothmog(Pink Orc)
Thinking about you makes me melt, Happy Valentines day.

Of all characters it had to be Gothy. and He does seem to be "Melting" ^_&

01-21-2003, 07:51 PM	#1
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	What LOTR charaters would write on a Valentine's Card Surpringly we have less than a month to Valentine's Day, and I was thinking, if a LOTR charater had a loved one, and they were writing a Valentine's card. What would they write on it? Now I will start with an easy one: Gollum: Will you be my precioussss, Happyee Valentine's Day! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-21-2003, 09:05 PM	#2
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Boromir: I'll owe you my allegiance any day. Happy Valentine's Day.... __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

01-21-2003, 09:52 PM	#3
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Hahaha, great topic idea... erm.... Legolas (to his hair): Oh hair, how you glisten in the moonlight...how clean and perfect you are...how I love you hair... Sauron (to....um anyone): I've had my eye set on you... Maybe I'll have more later... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-22-2003, 11:39 PM	#4
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Frodo: Can I wrap you around my finger this Valentines day? Pippin: Will you be my special mug of ale today? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-23-2003, 12:19 AM	#5
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	I had to put these here! These are a few of the Valentines that a very talented girl named Hyel made. __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

01-23-2003, 12:23 AM	#6
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Love the Frodo one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Those are great, I have actually heard that they manufacture some commercially made valentines, but I have not found them. I want to find my sister a Legolas one (she loves Orlando Bloom), I am still on topic though, I came up with another one Legolas: I am cupid and you are my target, Happy Valentine's Day [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-23-2003, 12:27 AM	#7
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Those werer really cool, Tigerlily... I liked the one with Grima and Eowyn The one with Sauron is something like the one I made up... I just had a strange image of Aragorn writing a card to Arwen, and explaining to someone, "It's elvish for I love you.....at least, I hope that's what it meant..." and then an angry scream from Arwen's general direction... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-25-2003, 02:45 PM	#8
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Grima: Eowyn, m'dear, why do you hate me? Is it the fact I have no eyebrows? Or that I have a green face? Or my oily hair? No, that can't be it...Aragorn's hair is oilier. But, would you refuse an invite to Shire-o'-Love Cafe? Frodo: The bells of love Ring. Legolas: I love you more than anything (except my hair) __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-25-2003, 10:33 PM	#9
Orual Speaker of the Dead Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Superbia Posts: 868	::spews:: Bells of love Ring! LOL! Wonderful! Blue Elf, that made my day. There are a bunch here: Lord of the Rings Valentine cards I'll be printing them out, if my printer starts working, and sending them this year. Happy early Valentine's Day, everybody! ~~Orual~~ Hmm, I wonder if Middle-earth had a holiday similar to Valentine's Day? I wonder what it'd be? Luthien's Day? __________________ "Oh, my god! I care so little, I almost passed out!" --Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"

01-25-2003, 10:37 PM	#10
Coral Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The wonderful (That was sarcastic) State of Maryland... Posts: 91	Legolas: I'm stroking my arrow right now just thinking of you... HEY! I'm not a pervert! He really does stroke his arrow! sigh __________________ Be spontaneous. Combust.

01-25-2003, 11:45 PM	#11
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	And Orual, your response made mine...all this evening I felt like I was being insulted...yay!! Someone isn't reprimanding me this time!! If I had a good printer, I think I would print out those cards too. I like the Pippin one "Love comes in pints?" or something like that... Saruman looks possessed on his Valentine card though... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-26-2003, 01:00 AM	#12
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Doesn't he (Saruman) always? BTW, Blue Elf, the Sauron was great! Tom Bombadill: "Hey Dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo! You will by loving girl, and I will be your fellow! Hey dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo!" Goldberry (to Tom): "No more rhyming. I mean it!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Shadowfax: "I'll race the west wind across Middle Earth for you." Pippin: "You're worth a pint!" I'm trying to come up with something for Gimli but the creative juices just aren't flowing! My muse must have gone on coffee break! I'll be back tomorrow! __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

01-28-2003, 11:46 PM	#13
MYyyPreciousSS Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: the Here and Now Posts: 113	Lol. Those are great. I actually do have official Two Towers movie valentines that I bought, but I think there are some better ideas here. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ Then the heart of Éowyn changed, or else at last she understood it. And suddenly her winter passed, and the sun shone on her. "My Preciousss" - the line that started the obsession.

01-29-2003, 12:32 AM	#14
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	I think you've been watching Princess Bride too much, Mintyztwin. I can't think of any at the moment. I liked those Valentine cards you found, Orual. But I agree, Blue Elf, Saruman looks possessed. More than usual. Far too scary for a Valentine card. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ~ Elentari __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-29-2003, 08:11 AM	#15
Naurwen_of_Lothlorien Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: My house. Posts: 73	Okay, Saruman just looks scary there. But it really made me laugh "It would be wise to be my valentine!" Muahahaha! Oh, and Blue Elf, those REALLY made me laugh! Please post more, you're so funny! Well, I don't know if I can think of some. Hmmm...nope, but if I do, I shall post them. thinks hard. Yours Thoughtfully Naurwen __________________ Boromir the Disco King! I'm still Doing The WAVE!! PROUD GRIMA FAN... http://amari.proboards21.com/index.cgi Go! Go now and see the beauty of Rivendell! The ONLY place where you can be hit with an official squeaky hammer!!

06-19-2004, 01:27 AM	#17
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Oh my! This was one of the few topics that I actually opened all by my little self! So glad to see it open again Gimli: I'll give you my axe, and if that's not useful you must take my heart. Because you have attracted me more than all the Mithril in the whole of Middle Earth. Happy Valentine's Day __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

06-23-2004, 10:39 AM	#18
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	For some reason I can see Gollum singing an old Backstreet Boys song to the ring: "You are...my firrrre. My one desssssssire." (And no, I really do despise the boy band, but some still dedicated fans got that song stuck in my head.) Arwen: "I would give my immortal life for you." __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

06-24-2004, 03:00 PM	#19
Lûthien Nénharma Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rivendell, Middle Earth Posts: 23	Arwen to Aragorn, Aragorn to Arwen Dearest Beloved, I miss you terribly. Every morning when the sun rises I await news of you. I do not give up hope for you are a wise and amazing man. By amazing I mean in many ways . My father wishes me to leave, but I linger hoping for a better day will come. I love you dearly, and I wish you were here today. Happy Valentines Day , My King. Arwen Dearest Arwen, It has been a few days since I have slept, I have been keeping guard and watch while the others rest, but when I dream I see your face. It is still as beautiful as ever. I await the day when we sit on the thrown of Gondor. Im hoping that time will come soon. And now I will sing you a song that reminds me of our situation. Hello there the angel from my nightmare. The shadow in the background of the morgue. The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want. Where you can always find me. We'll have Halloween on Christmas. And in the night we'll wish this never ends. Dont waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head. I miss you....etc. Elessar __________________ I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone ~Arwen~

06-25-2004, 11:23 AM	#20
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Mushiness Rules!! Merry: You're worth more to me than all the weed in the South Farthing...and that's saying something! Elrond to Arwen: "Don't waste your time running after mortal men, but after those who can love you forever! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! Arwen then says: "You call that a valentine Papa?" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

06-25-2004, 12:23 PM	#21
Lûthien Nénharma Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rivendell, Middle Earth Posts: 23	LOL that is a good one! __________________ I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone ~Arwen~

05-20-2008, 08:26 PM	#22
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	Valentines, what fun.... Morgoth to the world: Happy Black Valentine's Day everybody. I cannot stand all the love in this world, so I am off to obliterate it. And now for the spectacular gift, I am going to take over the world and own your soul. Have an.....incredibly bad rest of your life, especially if you're an Elf. Then you will NEVER escape me because you're IMMORTAL!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! PS: However, as my one good deed, I will give you some sensible advice: Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER.

05-21-2008, 01:59 AM	#23
kementari Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2003 Location: Amongst the Ferns: New Zealand Posts: 56	Eternally Yours Dearest Frodo, I give you this ring as a token of my love... Yours eternally, Dark Lord xxxxx P.S I'll be home at 5pm, make sure dinner's ready for me. hehe __________________ ~ Kementari ~ Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo.

08-09-2008, 06:26 PM	#24
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Gothmog(Pink Orc) Thinking about you makes me melt, Happy Valentines day. Of all characters it had to be Gothy. and He does seem to be "Melting" ^_& Last edited by Babidi Buu; 08-09-2008 at 06:53 PM. Reason: Miss-spelling of "Melt