LOTR Musical: what songs???? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Taure Leafsilver · 09-26-2002, 08:37 PM

hhhhhmm if lotr was a broadway musical what songs would the chariters sing and in what scene
i think Sam and Rosie should sing "All I Ask of You" from phantom of the opera during the shourering of the shire

Tigerlily Gamgee · 09-26-2002, 09:42 PM

Let's see...

~Legolas gets to sing "I Feel Pretty"
~Eowyn gets to sing "I Am Woman"
~The Hobbits all rejoice with "It's A Small World" and break into "Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah" as they make their way into The Old Forest.

Actually... www.tolkientrail.com has a LOTR musical... check it out!

Tigerlily Gamgee · 09-26-2002, 09:43 PM

Oh yeah... Gimli chants "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work we go" as the Fellowship leaves Rivendell...

Elven Mistress · 09-27-2002, 05:32 AM

I think one of the characters...hmmm...maybe Pippin or Sam (??) should sing Mr. Cellophane from Chicago. And of course they should all sing Into The Woods when they enter Lothlorien...

Taure Leafsilver · 09-27-2002, 05:50 AM

yes into the woods is a good idea
lets see maybe some one sing "Up, UP, UP, to the hevy side lair" when sam carries frodo to Mt. doom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Arwen Imladris · 09-27-2002, 04:13 PM

Somebody could sing The Balad of Bilbo Baggins by Lenord Nimoy (Mr. Spock).

Taure Leafsilver · 09-28-2002, 07:12 AM

WHOA I found MR cellaphane it wuoldnt realy fit in the storie but it fits merry's chariter

elengil · 09-28-2002, 10:36 AM

All: It's the End of the Word as We Know It (REM)

Aragorn: Another One Bites the Dust (Queen) - in reference to any and every thing he kills

Legolas: I'm too sexy (right said fred) - Any time he appears on screen

Boromir: Blaze of Glory (Bon Jovi) - durring his last fight

Boromir: Always look on the bright side of life (monty python) - as he lays with multiple arrows in him

Frodo: You dont really wanna hurt me (culture club) - to Nazgul

Sam: I'll Be There (Escape Club) - to Frodo

Merry: I'm Alright (Kenny Loggins) - To anyone willing to listen

Pipppin: Eat It (Weird Al Yankovic)

Gimli: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep (AC/DC) - At council

Glorfindel: Dont You Forget About Me (Simple Minds) - To screen, interrupting touchy scene between Strider and Arwen

Glorfindel: Little Miss Cant Be Wrong (Spin Doctors) - to Arwen

The Nazgul: Dont Play With Me Cause You Play With Fire (dont know artist) - to Aragorn

Tom Bombadil: Dont Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin) - after Barrow Downs

Saruman: Everybody Wants To Rule the World (Tears for Fears) - To himself

Sauron: Abracadabra (Steve Miller Band)-to Frodo

Gollum: Ring Ring (ABBA)-to Ring

Elrond: We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister) - to Gandalf / Council

Eowyn: Dont You Want Me (Human League) - to Aragorn

Aragorn: Tainted Love - to Eowyn

Faramir: Dont Do Me Like That (Tom Petty) - to Eowyn

Orcs in Moria: We Got The Beat (Go-Go's)

The One Ring: Wrapped Around Your Finger (Police) - to Sauron

[ September 28, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]

Arwen Imladris · 09-28-2002, 01:01 PM

Saruman: In my coat of many colors (from Joseph and the technicolored dream coat) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Taure Leafsilver · 09-28-2002, 03:31 PM

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I love that play!!!! what about sam singing follow me? ((i know, im a sam fan [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] cant help it!))

Taure Leafsilver · 09-28-2002, 09:03 PM

this is good keep it up [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

steve · 09-28-2002, 09:28 PM

ooh ooh
Rivendel (Rush) Bilbo as he leaves the shire after his party

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 09-28-2002, 11:29 PM

Frodo: HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!! (I think its the Dudly Do-right theme) --As Aragorn saves them from the Ringwriths at Weithertop

Arwen: Love Me Love Me (Dont know name of Artist) --Dureing that mushy bridg scene

And although it has nothing to do with the topic, I've allways pictured the fellowship sitting around a blazeing fire on a cloudy day singing the first part to "Kiss From A Rose" By Seal...Of corse, I'm nuts...

[ September 29, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

Taure Leafsilver · 09-29-2002, 01:08 AM

here i come to save the day is mighty mouse [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 09-29-2002, 01:44 AM

Ohh...OOPS!

Thanx alot!!! *Hugs*

how about for an opening scene, all the Fellwship come sout in black tights and tap-dance shoues and dose the riverdance???

I'm tired...Cant think stright..And I'm beind a keyboard...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Orome · 09-29-2002, 09:23 PM

and love me love is the Cardigans

Elven Mistress · 10-02-2002, 05:28 AM

Sauron singing the theme from Phantom of the Opera to Frodo and Sam in Mordor...think about it...
"My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glass behind
The phantom of the opera is there
Inside your mind..."

Taure Leafsilver · 10-02-2002, 06:05 AM

hhm it fits!! but the words are glance not glass

Diamond18 · 10-02-2002, 09:41 AM

Galadriel and Celeborn should sing a rousing chorus of "Be our guest, be our guest, put our magic to the test" in Lórien.

The Fellowship should sing "I feel the Earth move under my feet" when Moria is falling down around them.

Sam should definitely sing Carole King's "You've got a friend" to Frodo.

Pippin should sing these lyrics, "Why's everybody always picking on me?" It's from a song from the fifties, I can't remember the title or artist, but it fits.

Gollum should sing "One is the Loneliest Number" by Three Dog Night.

Legolas and the Mirkwood Elves should sing, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" only, "Who Let the Gollum Escape?"

And at the field of Cormallen, let's have everyone sing "We are the Champions" or "Na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye".

Oh, oh, I've got it...Arwen should sing, "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" to Aragorn.

Elven Mistress · 10-02-2002, 03:12 PM

Lol, i know - i did it off the top of my head [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

The two groups should meet (aragorn, legolas, and gimlias one group and the orcs as another) and start fighting back and forth, singing America from West Side Story, only with the words mordor for the orcs and, i don't know...the shire (???) for the other three

Galadrie1 · 10-02-2002, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Dont Play With Me Cause You Play With Fire (dont know artist)

Hmm.. I think that's the Rolling Stones...?

10-02-2002, 06:07 PM

Yes, gotta love Joseph! "It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and faun..." I know the rest, but I'm too lazy to go on.

Ok, I saw it on Mouth of Sauron, but it's great!

"The Orcs are gonna have their day tonight"
"The West is gonna have its way tonight."

And since I'm also a Mizzie, there is this line in Les Miserables that would fit in excellently if Gandalf said it. Guess where?
"This is a warning to us all, these are the shadow of the past."

In fact, if LotR were a musical, Colm Wilkinson would make a good Gandalf.
Again, merging Les Mis and LotR, Arwen could sing "I Saw Him Once" or "In My Life", Eowyn could sing "On My Own", Gandalf could sing "Bring Him Home" to Gwaihir when telling him to go rescue Frodo and Sam.
I can't think of anything more, and I'm not sure if these are funny, since not everyone here may know Les Miserables. So perhaps I'd better stop typing.

10-02-2002, 06:09 PM

Oh, and Rebecca Caine might make a good Arwen. I think Lea Salonga would be a good Eowyn, but I won't recommend, her, as she is blonde.

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 10-02-2002, 06:17 PM

As thier sailing away from Lothorin(I know I didnt spell that right) Aragorn and Legolas should stand up in thier boats and start belting out as loud as possible "Orinoco Flow" by Enya with Gimoli as the background vocals.

Diamond18 · 10-02-2002, 07:02 PM

Ahhh, I just had an inspiration (so I'll be amused by it even if no one else is):

Gollum should sing Les Poissons from "The Little Mermaid." Not familiar with it? Never fear:

Quote:

Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut of zeir heads
Zen I pull out zeir bones
Ah mais oui ca c'est toujours delish

Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With ze cleaver I hack zem in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting ze palate
Prepared in ze classic technique
First you pound ze fish flat with a mallet
Zen you slash through the skin
Give the ze belly a slice
Zen you rub some salt in
'Cos zat makes it taste nice!

Thanks to google for that. You didn't think I had it memorized, did you? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ October 02, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

arelendil · 10-03-2002, 11:45 AM

i always wanted a lotr musical but could we interupt..
fever by kylie when faramirs lying in the house of healing
F: fever sure has got me good
nurse: what you do when fever takes hold
Aragorn: i can't help..
F: don't you feel the fever like i dooo
Eowyn and merry:Ahhhh,ahhh etc
or Arwen can sing Fragile and share it with Eowyn! sorry kylie in the background i'll stop now!!!

arelendil · 10-03-2002, 01:25 PM

just had dinner and came up with...
Aragorn on the bridge: Never felt a girl like you before! With a guitar solo on his sword!

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: arelendil ]

Taure Leafsilver · 10-05-2002, 11:57 PM

just Thought of this aragorn and whoever cant think of name its late sings "ive never been in love before"

Lady_Espel · 10-07-2002, 01:48 PM

At the end of the 1st movie, the whole cast could come out from behind the hill singing 'Tommorow' and holding hands. Then, Pippin (who has had his hair permed), can step forward and sing the last bit going high at the end.
Wait scrap that, they could all sing 'Yesterday', Aragorn having a major solo.
Why do I even post?

Taure Leafsilver · 10-11-2002, 10:52 AM

Hehe just relized that the song "follow Me" mentions a ring well a weding ring but it still works!!

TealDude3 · 10-20-2002, 01:35 PM

Here's a few

The Army of Rohan at Helm's Deep: We Will Rock You (Queen)

Orcs at Helm's Deep: Keep Rollin (Limp Bizkit)

Legolas: Hey Bady (No Doubt) In the lyrics, change boy to girl, and girl to boy.

Bilbo to Gandalf before the party: Puff the Magic Dragon (Unknown)

Nazgol at Weathertop: Men In Black (Will Smith)
"The bad guys dress in black, remember that,
just in case, we face, and make contact."

Saruman to Gandalf: In The End (Linkin Park)
"I tried so hard and got so far,
but in the end, it doesn't even matter."

Aragorn to Eowyn: Jaded (Aerosmith)

VanimaEdhel · 10-23-2002, 05:44 PM

Gandalf on Thorondor: "I Believe I Can Fly" (R. Kelly, right?)

Eowyn (about Aragorn): "Life Goes On" (new Leann Rimes. A small sample:
...Baby shame on you, if you fool me once
Shame on me if you fool me twice
You've been a pretty hard case to crack
Should've known better but I didn't
And I can't go back

Oh life goes on
And it's only gonna make me strong
It's a fact, once you get on board
Say good-bye cause you can't go back
Oh it's a fight, and I really wanna get it right
Where I'm at, is my life before me
And this feelin' that I can go back
Life goes on...)

Boromir: "Family Album" (Pink)

I have more, but I don't have time to type them...

Mintyztwin · 11-14-2002, 05:37 PM

Hahahahahahahah! These are great! I know all the musical songs . . . Pippin and Merry should sing "stay we must not lose our senses Orcs who stick at no offenese . . " etc. right before the Orcs sweep them away at the end of FotR. It's from Pirates of Penzance!

VanimaEdhel · 11-14-2002, 06:16 PM

Eowyn: "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child to Aragorn, trying to tempt him.

Galadriel: "Bibbity-Bobbity Boo" from Cinderella when explaining the concept of so-called 'magic' to the Hobbits.

Aragorn: "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins when he is healing Faramir.

Aragorn: "If It Makes You Happy" by Sheryl Crow dedicated to Arwen.

Arwen: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion when Aragorn dies (then she lays down and 'dies' of course, but shhhhhh: they don't need to know that)

Eowyn: "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain when she reveals that she is actually Dernhelm.

At any time, how about change "The Road Goes Ever On and On" to "Everyday is a Winding Road" by Sheryl Crow. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Legolas: "Because I Got High" when he is explaining why smoking is bad.

Aragorn: "Mambo #5" by Lou Vega when Eowyn lusts after him.

Beren: "The Story of a Girl" by Three-Doors Down about Luthien (I know, not LotR, persay, but...)

Gollum: "In The End" by Linkin Park as he's plummeting with the ring.

Gandalf: "Backstreet's Back" by the Backstreet Boys when he rejoins Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn (and he breaks into a boy-band dance while he does it as well).

Well, that is all for now...I'll be back! Okay: doesn't work as well when you are a girl...

Lindril Arvilya · 11-14-2002, 06:27 PM

I don't know where, and I don't know how, but somewhere in this crazy, mixed-up musical, we've gotta sing Bohemian Rhapsody.

VanimaEdhel · 11-14-2002, 06:33 PM

Hmmm...*thinks*

Okay:
Merry and Pippin when captured by the Orcs: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.
Demonstrates how it works:
Merry: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Other Orcs Chime in Harmony: He's just a poor boy from a poor family | Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Pippin: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Head Uruk-Hai: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go
Orcs: Let him go
Head Uruk-HaiBismillah! We will not let you go.

And the madness continues...

Elven Mistress · 11-14-2002, 06:57 PM

Ummm...when Merry, Pippin, and Sam meet again after Frodo and the rest leave they can sing Old Friends from Company (Company? I think that's what it's from...) Sam can be Mary and Pippin and Merry can be Frank and Charlie!!

Legolas and Gimli can sing Our Time...I can't remember what it's from, a play by Stephen Sondheim....But think about it..."Feel the flow, hear what's happening, we're what's happening. We're the movers and we're the shapers...."

When Gandalf, Bilbo, Frodo and the lot are leaving to go across the sea, They can sing No One Is Alone to Sam, Merry, and Pippin!

When Pippin pushes the skeleton down the well in Moria, They can sing an original version of Your Fault from Into The Woods!

Orual · 11-18-2002, 09:39 PM

I agree with the REM idea, and I think "Innocent" by Fuel for Sam and Frodo in Mordor, (All those colours long since faded/And all our smiles all confiscated/Never were we told/We'd be bought and sold/When we were innocent) as well as "Wonderwall" by Oasis (All the roads that lead you there are winding/And all the lights that light the way are blinding). For Eowyn, "Just A Girl" by No Doubt. For Aragorn, "Superman" by Five For Fighting. That's all I can think of for now...

~*~Orual~*~

Sapphire_Flame · 11-20-2002, 11:09 AM

Heehee!!! This is so funny!!
'Kay, my turn.

"Only the Strong" by Flaw, for Frodo
"Ordinary Day" by Vanessa Carlton, for Rosie (about Sam)
"Frankenstein" by The Edgar Winter Group, for all those nice little battle scenes (background music)

That's all I can think of right now. I'll have more later, I swear!!

dragoneyes · 11-20-2002, 12:39 PM

Gollum can sing 'unbreak my heart' by Toni Braxton(?) about the ring.

09-26-2002, 08:37 PM	#1
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	LOTR Musical: what songs???? hhhhhmm if lotr was a broadway musical what songs would the chariters sing and in what scene i think Sam and Rosie should sing "All I Ask of You" from phantom of the opera during the shourering of the shire __________________ Pippin Lives!

09-26-2002, 09:42 PM	#2
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Let's see... ~Legolas gets to sing "I Feel Pretty" ~Eowyn gets to sing "I Am Woman" ~The Hobbits all rejoice with "It's A Small World" and break into "Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah" as they make their way into The Old Forest. Actually... www.tolkientrail.com has a LOTR musical... check it out! __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

09-26-2002, 09:43 PM	#3
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Oh yeah... Gimli chants "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work we go" as the Fellowship leaves Rivendell... __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

09-27-2002, 05:32 AM	#4
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	I think one of the characters...hmmm...maybe Pippin or Sam (??) should sing Mr. Cellophane from Chicago. And of course they should all sing Into The Woods when they enter Lothlorien... __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

09-27-2002, 04:13 PM	#6
Arwen Imladris Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a box with a fox Posts: 1,347	Somebody could sing The Balad of Bilbo Baggins by Lenord Nimoy (Mr. Spock). __________________ "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies, we must go, yes, we must go at once."

09-27-2002, 05:50 AM	#5
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	yes into the woods is a good idea lets see maybe some one sing "Up, UP, UP, to the hevy side lair" when sam carries frodo to Mt. doom? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Pippin Lives!

09-28-2002, 07:12 AM	#7
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	WHOA I found MR cellaphane it wuoldnt realy fit in the storie but it fits merry's chariter __________________ Pippin Lives!

09-28-2002, 10:36 AM	#8
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	All: It's the End of the Word as We Know It (REM) Aragorn: Another One Bites the Dust (Queen) - in reference to any and every thing he kills Legolas: I'm too sexy (right said fred) - Any time he appears on screen Boromir: Blaze of Glory (Bon Jovi) - durring his last fight Boromir: Always look on the bright side of life (monty python) - as he lays with multiple arrows in him Frodo: You dont really wanna hurt me (culture club) - to Nazgul Sam: I'll Be There (Escape Club) - to Frodo Merry: I'm Alright (Kenny Loggins) - To anyone willing to listen Pipppin: Eat It (Weird Al Yankovic) Gimli: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep (AC/DC) - At council Glorfindel: Dont You Forget About Me (Simple Minds) - To screen, interrupting touchy scene between Strider and Arwen Glorfindel: Little Miss Cant Be Wrong (Spin Doctors) - to Arwen The Nazgul: Dont Play With Me Cause You Play With Fire (dont know artist) - to Aragorn Tom Bombadil: Dont Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin) - after Barrow Downs Saruman: Everybody Wants To Rule the World (Tears for Fears) - To himself Sauron: Abracadabra (Steve Miller Band)-to Frodo Gollum: Ring Ring (ABBA)-to Ring Elrond: We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister) - to Gandalf / Council Eowyn: Dont You Want Me (Human League) - to Aragorn Aragorn: Tainted Love - to Eowyn Faramir: Dont Do Me Like That (Tom Petty) - to Eowyn Orcs in Moria: We Got The Beat (Go-Go's) The One Ring: Wrapped Around Your Finger (Police) - to Sauron [ September 28, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ] __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-28-2002, 01:01 PM	#9
Arwen Imladris Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a box with a fox Posts: 1,347	Saruman: In my coat of many colors (from Joseph and the technicolored dream coat) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies, we must go, yes, we must go at once."

09-28-2002, 03:31 PM	#10
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I love that play!!!! what about sam singing follow me? ((i know, im a sam fan [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] cant help it!)) __________________ Pippin Lives!

09-28-2002, 09:03 PM	#11
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	this is good keep it up [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Pippin Lives!

09-28-2002, 09:28 PM	#12
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	ooh ooh Rivendel (Rush) Bilbo as he leaves the shire after his party __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!

09-28-2002, 11:29 PM	#13
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	Frodo: HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!! (I think its the Dudly Do-right theme) --As Aragorn saves them from the Ringwriths at Weithertop Arwen: Love Me Love Me (Dont know name of Artist) --Dureing that mushy bridg scene And although it has nothing to do with the topic, I've allways pictured the fellowship sitting around a blazeing fire on a cloudy day singing the first part to "Kiss From A Rose" By Seal...Of corse, I'm nuts... [ September 29, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ] __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)

09-29-2002, 01:08 AM	#14
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	here i come to save the day is mighty mouse [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ Pippin Lives!

09-29-2002, 01:44 AM	#15
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	Ohh...OOPS! Thanx alot!!! Hugs how about for an opening scene, all the Fellwship come sout in black tights and tap-dance shoues and dose the riverdance??? I'm tired...Cant think stright..And I'm beind a keyboard...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)

09-29-2002, 09:23 PM	#16
Orome Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 195	and love me love is the Cardigans

10-02-2002, 05:28 AM	#17
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Sauron singing the theme from Phantom of the Opera to Frodo and Sam in Mordor...think about it... "My power over you Grows stronger yet And though you turn from me To glass behind The phantom of the opera is there Inside your mind..." __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

10-02-2002, 06:05 AM	#18
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	hhm it fits!! but the words are glance not glass __________________ Pippin Lives!

10-02-2002, 09:41 AM	#19
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Galadriel and Celeborn should sing a rousing chorus of "Be our guest, be our guest, put our magic to the test" in Lórien. The Fellowship should sing "I feel the Earth move under my feet" when Moria is falling down around them. Sam should definitely sing Carole King's "You've got a friend" to Frodo. Pippin should sing these lyrics, "Why's everybody always picking on me?" It's from a song from the fifties, I can't remember the title or artist, but it fits. Gollum should sing "One is the Loneliest Number" by Three Dog Night. Legolas and the Mirkwood Elves should sing, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" only, "Who Let the Gollum Escape?" And at the field of Cormallen, let's have everyone sing "We are the Champions" or "Na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye". Oh, oh, I've got it...Arwen should sing, "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" to Aragorn. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-02-2002, 03:12 PM	#20
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Lol, i know - i did it off the top of my head [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] The two groups should meet (aragorn, legolas, and gimlias one group and the orcs as another) and start fighting back and forth, singing America from West Side Story, only with the words mordor for the orcs and, i don't know...the shire (???) for the other three __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

10-02-2002, 06:07 PM	#22
Narlothgulwendil Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, gotta love Joseph! "It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and faun..." I know the rest, but I'm too lazy to go on. Ok, I saw it on Mouth of Sauron, but it's great! "The Orcs are gonna have their day tonight" "The West is gonna have its way tonight." And since I'm also a Mizzie, there is this line in Les Miserables that would fit in excellently if Gandalf said it. Guess where? "This is a warning to us all, these are the shadow of the past." In fact, if LotR were a musical, Colm Wilkinson would make a good Gandalf. Again, merging Les Mis and LotR, Arwen could sing "I Saw Him Once" or "In My Life", Eowyn could sing "On My Own", Gandalf could sing "Bring Him Home" to Gwaihir when telling him to go rescue Frodo and Sam. I can't think of anything more, and I'm not sure if these are funny, since not everyone here may know Les Miserables. So perhaps I'd better stop typing.

10-02-2002, 06:09 PM	#23
Narlothgulwendil Guest Posts: n/a	Oh, and Rebecca Caine might make a good Arwen. I think Lea Salonga would be a good Eowyn, but I won't recommend, her, as she is blonde.

10-02-2002, 06:17 PM	#24
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	As thier sailing away from Lothorin(I know I didnt spell that right) Aragorn and Legolas should stand up in thier boats and start belting out as loud as possible "Orinoco Flow" by Enya with Gimoli as the background vocals. __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)

10-03-2002, 11:45 AM	#26
arelendil Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen Posts: 202	i always wanted a lotr musical but could we interupt.. fever by kylie when faramirs lying in the house of healing F: fever sure has got me good nurse: what you do when fever takes hold Aragorn: i can't help.. F: don't you feel the fever like i dooo Eowyn and merry:Ahhhh,ahhh etc or Arwen can sing Fragile and share it with Eowyn! sorry kylie in the background i'll stop now!!! __________________ Nai Vardo eleni ilye lumenn' enomentielvo siluvar!

10-03-2002, 01:25 PM	#27
arelendil Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen Posts: 202	just had dinner and came up with... Aragorn on the bridge: Never felt a girl like you before! With a guitar solo on his sword! [ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: arelendil ] __________________ Nai Vardo eleni ilye lumenn' enomentielvo siluvar!

10-05-2002, 11:57 PM	#28
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	just Thought of this aragorn and whoever cant think of name its late sings "ive never been in love before" __________________ Pippin Lives!

10-07-2002, 01:48 PM	#29
Lady_Espel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42	At the end of the 1st movie, the whole cast could come out from behind the hill singing 'Tommorow' and holding hands. Then, Pippin (who has had his hair permed), can step forward and sing the last bit going high at the end. Wait scrap that, they could all sing 'Yesterday', Aragorn having a major solo. Why do I even post? __________________ I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse and did it again.

10-11-2002, 10:52 AM	#30
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	Hehe just relized that the song "follow Me" mentions a ring well a weding ring but it still works!! __________________ Pippin Lives!

10-20-2002, 01:35 PM	#31
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Here's a few The Army of Rohan at Helm's Deep: We Will Rock You (Queen) Orcs at Helm's Deep: Keep Rollin (Limp Bizkit) Legolas: Hey Bady (No Doubt) In the lyrics, change boy to girl, and girl to boy. Bilbo to Gandalf before the party: Puff the Magic Dragon (Unknown) Nazgol at Weathertop: Men In Black (Will Smith) "The bad guys dress in black, remember that, just in case, we face, and make contact." Saruman to Gandalf: In The End (Linkin Park) "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter." Aragorn to Eowyn: Jaded (Aerosmith) __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

10-23-2002, 05:44 PM	#32
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Gandalf on Thorondor: "I Believe I Can Fly" (R. Kelly, right?) Eowyn (about Aragorn): "Life Goes On" (new Leann Rimes. A small sample: ...Baby shame on you, if you fool me once Shame on me if you fool me twice You've been a pretty hard case to crack Should've known better but I didn't And I can't go back Oh life goes on And it's only gonna make me strong It's a fact, once you get on board Say good-bye cause you can't go back Oh it's a fight, and I really wanna get it right Where I'm at, is my life before me And this feelin' that I can go back Life goes on...) Boromir: "Family Album" (Pink) I have more, but I don't have time to type them... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

11-14-2002, 05:37 PM	#33
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Hahahahahahahah! These are great! I know all the musical songs . . . Pippin and Merry should sing "stay we must not lose our senses Orcs who stick at no offenese . . " etc. right before the Orcs sweep them away at the end of FotR. It's from Pirates of Penzance! __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-14-2002, 06:16 PM	#34
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Eowyn: "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child to Aragorn, trying to tempt him. Galadriel: "Bibbity-Bobbity Boo" from Cinderella when explaining the concept of so-called 'magic' to the Hobbits. Aragorn: "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins when he is healing Faramir. Aragorn: "If It Makes You Happy" by Sheryl Crow dedicated to Arwen. Arwen: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion when Aragorn dies (then she lays down and 'dies' of course, but shhhhhh: they don't need to know that) Eowyn: "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain when she reveals that she is actually Dernhelm. At any time, how about change "The Road Goes Ever On and On" to "Everyday is a Winding Road" by Sheryl Crow. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Legolas: "Because I Got High" when he is explaining why smoking is bad. Aragorn: "Mambo #5" by Lou Vega when Eowyn lusts after him. Beren: "The Story of a Girl" by Three-Doors Down about Luthien (I know, not LotR, persay, but...) Gollum: "In The End" by Linkin Park as he's plummeting with the ring. Gandalf: "Backstreet's Back" by the Backstreet Boys when he rejoins Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn (and he breaks into a boy-band dance while he does it as well). Well, that is all for now...I'll be back! Okay: doesn't work as well when you are a girl... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

11-14-2002, 06:27 PM	#35
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	I don't know where, and I don't know how, but somewhere in this crazy, mixed-up musical, we've gotta sing Bohemian Rhapsody. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

11-14-2002, 06:33 PM	#36
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Hmmm...thinks Okay: Merry and Pippin when captured by the Orcs: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Demonstrates how it works: Merry: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me Other Orcs Chime in Harmony: He's just a poor boy from a poor family \| Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Pippin: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Head Uruk-Hai: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go Orcs: Let him go Head Uruk-HaiBismillah! We will not let you go. And the madness continues... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

11-14-2002, 06:57 PM	#37
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Ummm...when Merry, Pippin, and Sam meet again after Frodo and the rest leave they can sing Old Friends from Company (Company? I think that's what it's from...) Sam can be Mary and Pippin and Merry can be Frank and Charlie!! Legolas and Gimli can sing Our Time...I can't remember what it's from, a play by Stephen Sondheim....But think about it..."Feel the flow, hear what's happening, we're what's happening. We're the movers and we're the shapers...." When Gandalf, Bilbo, Frodo and the lot are leaving to go across the sea, They can sing No One Is Alone to Sam, Merry, and Pippin! When Pippin pushes the skeleton down the well in Moria, They can sing an original version of Your Fault from Into The Woods! __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!