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Aragorn_The_King · 12-17-2002, 07:01 PM

This will be great. Anything funny, interesting or just plain stupid about LOTR has found it's place... right here. Together lets make the funniest string there is but keep it Tolkien based. suggestions:
Riddles
Never would happens
LOTR conversations
jokes
You get the idea... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Aragorn_The_King · 12-17-2002, 07:19 PM

At the council of Elrond:
Elrond: Someone must take the ring to Mordor
Frodo aside to Bilbo: Now what tipe of fool would do that. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

TealDude3 · 12-17-2002, 07:44 PM

One word: WWWWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPP!!

Frodo: *answers the phone* Hello.
Gandalf: Yo. Wasup?
Frodo: Nothing G, watching the game, having an ale. Wasup with you?
Gandalf: Nothing. Watching the game, have an ale.
Frodo: True. Ture.
*Sam walks in*
Sam: WWWWAASSUPP!
Frodo: WWASSUUPPPP!
Gandalf: Yo. Who's that?
Frodo: Yo. Pick up the phone!
Sam: *picks up a phone* Hello.
Gandalf: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!!
Sam: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!!
Frodo: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!!
Sam: Yo. Where's Merry?
Gandalf: YO MERRY!
Merry: *picks up a phone* Yo.
Sam: WWWWWAAAASSSSUUUUPPPP!!!
Merry: WWAASSUUPP!
All: AAHHH!!
*a call box rings next to Sam*
Sam: Hold on. Hello.
Pippin: *outside, screaming at the call box* WWWWWAAAASSSUUUPPPPP!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Merry, Pippin, and Sam hang up the phone*
Frodo: So, Wasup G?
Gandalf: Watching the game having an ale.
Frodo: True. True.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!
[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

AddictedtoRumil · 12-17-2002, 07:53 PM

Q:Elladan and Elrohir, what was the first thing you did after dear old dad left Middle Earth?

Elladan: We grieved and wept and mourned the loss...

Elrohir: NOT!!!!

Elladan: What d'ya think we were gonna do?? We partied like there was no tomorrow.

Elrohir: Then we did all the things "dear old Dad" never let us do...

Elladan: We swam after we ate, neglected to brush our teeth and hair after meals...

Elrohir: stopped putting clips in our hair, and teased Arwen... A LOT.

Elladan: Duh!!

i found this Here along with other tolkien humor and parodies that site rocks!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

mordor136 · 12-17-2002, 08:15 PM

you probobly wont think this is funny but every time i read where saruman says he is saruman of many colors i just cant help but think of an old hippie.

Manwe Sulimo · 12-17-2002, 08:32 PM

Isn't this just basically a small version of what this entire forum is?

Lindril Arvilya · 12-17-2002, 08:38 PM

Hey... you're getting technical in a nonsense forum. Doom! DOOM!!!

Aragorn_The_King · 12-17-2002, 09:52 PM

doom doom doom ba boom doom doom [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

purplefluffychainsaw · 12-18-2002, 07:24 AM

Galadriel: (Fellowship are standing in front of her) I guess you guys wanna stay so Jezz, take a bath [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Aragorn_The_King · 12-18-2002, 11:37 AM

Don't get it [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

MerryBrandybuck04 · 12-18-2002, 02:21 PM

one word; WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP??????!!!!!!!!

LOL

VanimaEdhel · 12-18-2002, 05:58 PM

Mosh piiiiiiiiiiit! *Jumps on top of everyone*

(That is what this is, isn't it?)

[ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

AddictedtoRumil · 12-18-2002, 06:11 PM

Has anyone read the v. secret diaries of the fellowship? They are so funny this girl named Cassandra something wrote it and put it on the net it is soooo funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

VanimaEdhel · 12-18-2002, 06:16 PM

WARNING: The Secret Diaries, a.k.a. Slash...all of you with problems with slash do not go...just a warning...thank you...have a nice day...

Helkahothion · 12-24-2002, 02:31 PM

Elrond:Well if you do like cookies you should take this ring and toss it into a moutain Frodo. You will get a lot of cookies.
Frodo:Elrond, you stupid moron! Why the h*ll are you talking about cookies?
Elrond:You know what I mean,those jummy little round one's with the choclate bits in them.
Gimli:Choclate chip?
Elrond:Yes choclate chip's.
Boromir:It's a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor, why not use this ring so that we can............
*everyone looks at Boromir and a large painfull silence follow's*
Elrond:Ehm Boromir, where talking about cookies and not about the Ring of Power.
Frodo:What is wrong with you people!!!??? The world is about to be taken over by an evil dark lord.
Elrond:Evil dark lord? Hmm evil Dark lord?
*Looks into emptyness and think's a lot.
Elrond:Ooooh I rember, elderly chap, long dark robe, pointy helmet.
*frodo's face brightens up*
Elrond:Havn't seen him for 3000 years.
Bilbo:Yes and that dragon to.
Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]ragon?
Bilbo:Yes a dragon, he went to get siggies 3000 years ago and never went back.
Legolas:I heard he live's on the lonly mountain know and has spawned.
Gimli:Oh really girl? Oh no he didn't.
Legolas:Yes he did girlfriend. What a tramp eh?
Frodo:Hey what will we do with the ring of power?
Aragorn:Oh Frodo:You and your stupid ring give it a rest. Stop being serious all the time, it's not as if it is your responsebillaty.
Frodo:But it is my responsebilety!!!!!I'm supposed to take it to Mt. Doom and destroy it.
Peter Jackson:Oh Frodo, you imbecile!!!!!!!! That was what this councel was going to decide!!!
Frodo:Well I'm sorry but you changed the storyline a bit so I got confused!!!!!!
*Everyone stands up angry and beats the living p*ss out of Frodo's sorry little *ss*

Yeah now that is how that councel should have been done. PJ pack your bag's I'm taking over.
________
VAPORIZER VOLCANO

Nari · 01-08-2003, 04:42 PM

Galadriel: Will you look into my mirror?

Frodo: What will I see?

Celeborn: *to the side* A very clean underside, I should hope. I spent all day scrubbing it with my silver polish! After all that arm strength required, I feel invincible!

Galadriel: Shut up, wench!

Celeborn: Yes ma'am, so terribly sorry, do you need me to do your laundry?

Lady_Báin · 01-10-2003, 07:12 AM

WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PPPPPPPPPPPPP mmm cookies.

Aelfwine · 01-10-2003, 08:09 AM

Sorry if this sounds whiny, guys, but isn't the Mayhem forum supposed to be about discussions that are funny?

Do these posts relate to each other? Are they going any where? Are they taking a Middle Earth idea and running with it?

Make me laugh, folks. Please.

Aelfwine

[ January 10, 2003: Message edited by: Aelfwine ]

Skippy the Nazgul · 01-10-2003, 02:20 PM

FOR ALL YOU SILMARILLION FANS:

Does anyone else think it's a little weird that on Tulkas and Nessa's wedding night they just left the party early to sleep. Hello, even if Tulkas was tired its still their wedding night.

Skippy The "Dirty Minded" Nazgul

Helkahothion · 01-12-2003, 11:44 AM

Hi all,

Skippy: They tricked everyone, they dod not go to sleep. They did something else.

Aelfwine:I tought the Mosh pit was very funny.*winks Vanima* and the other posts aswell. Just to get back a funny memory:

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Vapor genie review

12-17-2002, 07:01 PM	#1
Aragorn_The_King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside the LOTR book Posts: 34	The addictive thread that'l keep ya coming!!! This will be great. Anything funny, interesting or just plain stupid about LOTR has found it's place... right here. Together lets make the funniest string there is but keep it Tolkien based. suggestions: Riddles Never would happens LOTR conversations jokes You get the idea... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ If you study into a field, there are worlds of information waiting to be found.

12-17-2002, 07:19 PM	#2
Aragorn_The_King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside the LOTR book Posts: 34	At the council of Elrond: Elrond: Someone must take the ring to Mordor Frodo aside to Bilbo: Now what tipe of fool would do that. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ If you study into a field, there are worlds of information waiting to be found.

12-17-2002, 07:44 PM	#3
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	One word: WWWWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPP!! Frodo: answers the phone Hello. Gandalf: Yo. Wasup? Frodo: Nothing G, watching the game, having an ale. Wasup with you? Gandalf: Nothing. Watching the game, have an ale. Frodo: True. Ture. Sam walks in Sam: WWWWAASSUPP! Frodo: WWASSUUPPPP! Gandalf: Yo. Who's that? Frodo: Yo. Pick up the phone! Sam: picks up a phone Hello. Gandalf: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!! Sam: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!! Frodo: WWWWAAASSUUUPPP!!! Sam: Yo. Where's Merry? Gandalf: YO MERRY! Merry: picks up a phone Yo. Sam: WWWWWAAAASSSSUUUUPPPP!!! Merry: WWAASSUUPP! All: AAHHH!! a call box rings next to Sam Sam: Hold on. Hello. Pippin: outside, screaming at the call box WWWWWAAAASSSUUUPPPPP!!! All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Merry, Pippin, and Sam hang up the phone Frodo: So, Wasup G? Gandalf: Watching the game having an ale. Frodo: True. True. HAHAHAHAH!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

12-17-2002, 07:53 PM	#4
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Q:Elladan and Elrohir, what was the first thing you did after dear old dad left Middle Earth? Elladan: We grieved and wept and mourned the loss... Elrohir: NOT!!!! Elladan: What d'ya think we were gonna do?? We partied like there was no tomorrow. Elrohir: Then we did all the things "dear old Dad" never let us do... Elladan: We swam after we ate, neglected to brush our teeth and hair after meals... Elrohir: stopped putting clips in our hair, and teased Arwen... A LOT. Elladan: Duh!! i found this Here along with other tolkien humor and parodies that site rocks!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

12-17-2002, 08:15 PM	#5
mordor136 Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: snowboarding with Morgoth in the void Posts: 221	you probobly wont think this is funny but every time i read where saruman says he is saruman of many colors i just cant help but think of an old hippie. __________________ It's not A.D.D I'm just ignoring you. I'm like a super-hero with no powers or motivation

12-17-2002, 08:32 PM	#6
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	Isn't this just basically a small version of what this entire forum is? __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

12-17-2002, 08:38 PM	#7
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Hey... you're getting technical in a nonsense forum. Doom! DOOM!!! __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

12-17-2002, 09:52 PM	#8
Aragorn_The_King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside the LOTR book Posts: 34	doom doom doom ba boom doom doom [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ If you study into a field, there are worlds of information waiting to be found.

12-18-2002, 07:24 AM	#9
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Galadriel: (Fellowship are standing in front of her) I guess you guys wanna stay so Jezz, take a bath [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

12-18-2002, 11:37 AM	#10
Aragorn_The_King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside the LOTR book Posts: 34	Don't get it [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ If you study into a field, there are worlds of information waiting to be found.

12-18-2002, 02:21 PM	#11
MerryBrandybuck04 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Buckland Posts: 15	one word; WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP??????!!!!!!!! LOL __________________ Merry;)

12-18-2002, 05:58 PM	#12
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Mosh piiiiiiiiiiit! Jumps on top of everyone (That is what this is, isn't it?) [ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ] __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

12-18-2002, 06:11 PM	#13
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Has anyone read the v. secret diaries of the fellowship? They are so funny this girl named Cassandra something wrote it and put it on the net it is soooo funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

12-18-2002, 06:16 PM	#14
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	WARNING: The Secret Diaries, a.k.a. Slash...all of you with problems with slash do not go...just a warning...thank you...have a nice day... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

12-24-2002, 02:31 PM	#15
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Elrond:Well if you do like cookies you should take this ring and toss it into a moutain Frodo. You will get a lot of cookies. Frodo:Elrond, you stupid moron! Why the hll are you talking about cookies? Elrond:You know what I mean,those jummy little round one's with the choclate bits in them. Gimli:Choclate chip? Elrond:Yes choclate chip's. Boromir:It's a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor, why not use this ring so that we can............ everyone looks at Boromir and a large painfull silence follow's* Elrond:Ehm Boromir, where talking about cookies and not about the Ring of Power. Frodo:What is wrong with you people!!!??? The world is about to be taken over by an evil dark lord. Elrond:Evil dark lord? Hmm evil Dark lord? Looks into emptyness and think's a lot. Elrond:Ooooh I rember, elderly chap, long dark robe, pointy helmet. frodo's face brightens up* Elrond:Havn't seen him for 3000 years. Bilbo:Yes and that dragon to. Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]ragon? Bilbo:Yes a dragon, he went to get siggies 3000 years ago and never went back. Legolas:I heard he live's on the lonly mountain know and has spawned. Gimli:Oh really girl? Oh no he didn't. Legolas:Yes he did girlfriend. What a tramp eh? Frodo:Hey what will we do with the ring of power? Aragorn:Oh Frodo:You and your stupid ring give it a rest. Stop being serious all the time, it's not as if it is your responsebillaty. Frodo:But it is my responsebilety!!!!!I'm supposed to take it to Mt. Doom and destroy it. Peter Jackson:Oh Frodo, you imbecile!!!!!!!! That was what this councel was going to decide!!! Frodo:Well I'm sorry but you changed the storyline a bit so I got confused!!!!!! Everyone stands up angry and beats the living pss out of Frodo's sorry little ss Yeah now that is how that councel should have been done. PJ pack your bag's I'm taking over. ________ VAPORIZER VOLCANO Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:58 AM.

01-08-2003, 04:42 PM	#16
Nari Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Eighth Circle of Hell, sect 1; Seducers Posts: 64	Galadriel: Will you look into my mirror? Frodo: What will I see? Celeborn: to the side A very clean underside, I should hope. I spent all day scrubbing it with my silver polish! After all that arm strength required, I feel invincible! Galadriel: Shut up, wench! Celeborn: Yes ma'am, so terribly sorry, do you need me to do your laundry? __________________ Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.

01-10-2003, 07:12 AM	#17
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PPPPPPPPPPPPP mmm cookies. __________________ pæling.

01-10-2003, 08:09 AM	#18
Aelfwine Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Here, there and everywhere Posts: 19	Sorry if this sounds whiny, guys, but isn't the Mayhem forum supposed to be about discussions that are funny? Do these posts relate to each other? Are they going any where? Are they taking a Middle Earth idea and running with it? Make me laugh, folks. Please. Aelfwine [ January 10, 2003: Message edited by: Aelfwine ]

01-10-2003, 02:20 PM	#19
Skippy the Nazgul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Who wants ta know? Posts: 22	FOR ALL YOU SILMARILLION FANS: Does anyone else think it's a little weird that on Tulkas and Nessa's wedding night they just left the party early to sleep. Hello, even if Tulkas was tired its still their wedding night. Skippy The "Dirty Minded" Nazgul __________________ Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.

01-12-2003, 11:44 AM	#20
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Hi all, Skippy: They tricked everyone, they dod not go to sleep. They did something else. Aelfwine:I tought the Mosh pit was very funny.winks Vanima and the other posts aswell. Just to get back a funny memory: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP Greetings, Anuion ________ Vapor genie review Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:58 AM.