Are you a Redneck Hobbit? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Bill Ferny · 11-02-2002, 11:32 PM

Stumbled across this one:

Redneck Hobbit

Tigerlily Gamgee · 11-03-2002, 12:57 AM

I like "My Wizard can beat up your Wizard"!

Kalimac · 11-03-2002, 01:28 AM

Hmmm...Cool list [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. I think they forgot one, though.

When someone asks how to get to Bree, you say "I'm not sure about mixing with all those foreigners, but if you have to, just take the paved road east and you can't miss it."

Morai · 11-03-2002, 08:27 PM

You don't trust hifalutin' types like Ghân-buri-ghân with all their fancy airs.
You distrust Bill Ferny because of his "fancy accent".
You dig Shelob because you are a legs man. You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom.

Those were great, here's another:

You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall.

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ]

Arwen Imladris · 11-03-2002, 09:17 PM

hehehe, that was good. Yup, me a redneck!

· After being rescued from Mount Doom, you pulled a few of Gwaihir's tail feathers as souvenirs for your family.

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gollum*elf*pup · 11-04-2002, 03:55 PM

Lol, those are great!!!
~You don't understand why everyone dislikes Gollum so. (But I dont'!)

Quote:

You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall.

Excuse me!?!?!? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Elenna · 11-04-2002, 05:10 PM

I fell off my stool laughing. Got some weird looks.

11-06-2002, 07:05 AM

I suspect if one were a redneck, then they might not wish to reveal that fact, so if I were a redneck, I would be understandably embarrassed.................but I ain't. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel · 11-07-2002, 06:57 PM

Redneck? 'Choo talkin' 'bout? Just cuz muh maw sounds like them screamin' wraiths, and jus cuz this is mah schoo' pitur don't mean nutin'. What is a redneck, anyhow?

TealDude3 · 11-07-2002, 07:14 PM

Cool list [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Here's one.

You are married to you're 'Second Cousin Once Removed From Her Mother's Side'.

Bill Ferny · 11-08-2002, 07:07 PM

Teal,

Pretty darn funny!... once I took a minute to figure it out. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

hobbitlass · 11-09-2002, 07:31 AM

You might be a redneck Hobbit when....

the Mirror of Galadriel is used for target practise rather than a yard decoration.

Sapphire_Flame · 11-20-2002, 11:24 AM

Quote:

"Warning: waggon protected by pit bull with Black Breath."
You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom.
There's a wain up on cinder blocks in front of your family smial.

HA!!!! That is *way* too funny!!

LOTR 4EVER

11-02-2002, 11:32 PM	#1
Bill Ferny Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bree Posts: 390	Are you a Redneck Hobbit? Stumbled across this one: Redneck Hobbit __________________ I prefer Gillaume d’Férny, connoisseur of fine fruit.

11-03-2002, 12:57 AM	#2
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	I like "My Wizard can beat up your Wizard"! __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

11-03-2002, 01:28 AM	#3
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Hmmm...Cool list [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. I think they forgot one, though. When someone asks how to get to Bree, you say "I'm not sure about mixing with all those foreigners, but if you have to, just take the paved road east and you can't miss it." __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.

11-03-2002, 08:27 PM	#4
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	You don't trust hifalutin' types like Ghân-buri-ghân with all their fancy airs. You distrust Bill Ferny because of his "fancy accent". You dig Shelob because you are a legs man. You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom. Those were great, here's another: You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall. [ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ] __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-03-2002, 09:17 PM	#5
Arwen Imladris Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a box with a fox Posts: 1,347	hehehe, that was good. Yup, me a redneck! · After being rescued from Mount Doom, you pulled a few of Gwaihir's tail feathers as souvenirs for your family. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies, we must go, yes, we must go at once."

11-04-2002, 05:10 PM	#7
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	I fell off my stool laughing. Got some weird looks. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

11-06-2002, 07:05 AM	#8
Ktflwrs Guest Posts: n/a	I suspect if one were a redneck, then they might not wish to reveal that fact, so if I were a redneck, I would be understandably embarrassed.................but I ain't. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

11-07-2002, 06:57 PM	#9
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Redneck? 'Choo talkin' 'bout? Just cuz muh maw sounds like them screamin' wraiths, and jus cuz this is mah schoo' pitur don't mean nutin'. What is a redneck, anyhow? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

11-07-2002, 07:14 PM	#10
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Cool list [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Here's one. You are married to you're 'Second Cousin Once Removed From Her Mother's Side'. __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-08-2002, 07:07 PM	#11
Bill Ferny Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bree Posts: 390	Teal, Pretty darn funny!... once I took a minute to figure it out. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ I prefer Gillaume d’Férny, connoisseur of fine fruit.

11-09-2002, 07:31 AM	#12
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	You might be a redneck Hobbit when.... the Mirror of Galadriel is used for target practise rather than a yard decoration. __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.