The Queen of the Rings - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

zifnab · 06-01-2002, 04:54 PM

Thought maybe some people might enjoy this. Thanks to Estelyn.

Estelyn Telcontar · 06-01-2002, 05:06 PM

Thanks, zifnab, for figuring out the logistics of bringing this gem to our forum! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Aosama, the Wandering Star · 06-01-2002, 05:18 PM

LOL! Thanks zifnab!

Joy · 06-01-2002, 05:21 PM

Thanks Zifnab, that is too funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

zifnab · 06-01-2002, 05:37 PM

A force to be reckoned with, thats a given. Especially with Froda's dreaded Angahelmaurya the Curling Iron of Burnt Skin!!!

[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

QuickSlash · 06-01-2002, 06:09 PM

LOL, I loved that. Is there anything else besides the pic? I think that it'd be wonderful to write a story about it. ^_^

Aosama, the Wandering Star · 06-01-2002, 06:11 PM

I will try to find it, but a certain story has been written. In it, the entire Fellowship are turned female. I will try to find it.
"I go, I go! See how I go!"
*later, Ama returns exhausted*
My e-search is complete! Here is the address... http://www.onespoof.com/fic/Feminine.html
Enjoy! It's hard to read, but it is funny.

[ June 01, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

Eruwen · 06-01-2002, 07:28 PM

omg. That is hilarious. The story behind it is just too much! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 06-01-2002, 08:08 PM

Aragorna swings her nail file at the evil org. Tired of being manacured, all the orcs gathered together and charged! And promptly killed them all.

Aosama, the Wandering Star · 06-01-2002, 08:39 PM

You're just embarrassed because of your 'alter ego', Gimlina!
*narrowly avoids a swipe from Gimli's axe*
Joking, joking! No offense, Gim.

[ June 01, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

Nevfeniel · 06-01-2002, 09:04 PM

Can someone tell me what color the letters here at the 'downs should be? All those red letters made my eyes do weird things.

Ithaeliel · 06-01-2002, 09:08 PM

OMG!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! That is so funny! I loved the little 'coming out' thing with Boromella- that's exactly what a girl would do!!! See, this just proves that women are more sensible than men anytime. But Fanfictious was wierd. Being a woman, she should have known not to turn them into females and into goats instead! But I can't imagine Gimli as a girl... *also avoids a swipe from Gimli's axe*

Nazgûl Queen · 06-01-2002, 09:52 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!

Kettle of fish · 06-01-2002, 10:47 PM

If you wanted to avoid the red script eye killing, you could do the ctl-a dance, also known as the highlighting dance.

Rose, the youngest · 06-01-2002, 11:02 PM

quite comical, even more so for a man though, i would think

Sindacuion · 06-02-2002, 03:15 AM

lol, Esty!! Great pic!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

orlandoandsaran · 06-02-2002, 03:46 AM

Hahaha!!!LOL!!
Zifnab, that was too funny! Thanx!

gollum*elf*pup · 06-02-2002, 11:07 AM

LOL! hee hee hee ha ha ha! sssso funny!

Nevfeniel · 06-02-2002, 11:55 AM

Quote:

If you wanted to avoid the red script eye killing, you could do the ctl-a dance, also known as the highlighting dance.

But then the letters all turn blue! [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

Vala · 06-04-2002, 12:26 AM

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Vala · 06-04-2002, 12:28 AM

hi just want to say i am new here. my name is Vala. i think they should have had more women in the adventure. but i think there my have been a reason why tolkien did not have any girls. well write soo .
love . Vala

Eärendil · 06-04-2002, 07:08 AM

Haha, lol! That was so hilarious, thanx! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Welcome to Barrow Downs Vala, mae govannen (well met)! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Enjoy being dead (and here), and post loads.

gollum*elf*pup · 06-06-2002, 03:24 PM

hee hee hee, girls rule!!! (with some exceptions)
welcome, vala. have fun here!!! i feel especially dead today.

dragongirlG · 06-06-2002, 03:41 PM

Hey, zifnab, could you tell us the web address for the picture?

Great pic, and great story! Glad I don't have a name that's in it. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Galadrie1 · 06-06-2002, 06:31 PM

LOL!!! thanx so much for posting this! i really enjoyed it!!!

GreatWarg · 06-06-2002, 06:32 PM

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME VALA, TO THE BARROW-DOWNS, THE BARROW-DOWNS, THE BARROW-DOWNS!!!

ZIFFY - I THINK I SEE A FEMININE SIDE IN YOU!!!!!!!!!

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 06-06-2002, 07:59 PM

Is there a male version of Galadriel? Arwen?

Sindacuion · 06-07-2002, 07:46 AM

I quote:

Quote:

We passed through the wood awhile without being noticed, but were soon intercepted by some rather sexy elf guys. They had this whole macho-thing going…but Gimlina soon had them wrapped around her little finger…wait no, large fatty finger. She insists it is her bone structure, but I think not. Legolassy caught the eye of more than one elvish archer, but I doubt they’ll be shooting anything her way. She remains somewhat aloof, but always rather pleasant and companionable.

lmao
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ June 07, 2002: Message edited by: Sindacuion ]

Nevtalathiel · 06-07-2002, 09:04 AM

Lol, that was really funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Yerniel Vénea · 06-14-2002, 11:21 PM

Oh my gosh, that was hilarious! I laughed so hard! It was extremely creative and actually had some truth to it about females!

**********************
Laita Ilúvatar!

Bramblerose Gamgee-Took · 06-15-2002, 12:33 AM

Lol!

Estelyn Telcontar · 11-11-2002, 08:20 AM

I'm bringing this thread back up for those who had started the topic on the 'female fellowship'. Enjoy! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

busybee · 11-19-2002, 10:30 AM

Very funny!!

Mordor_Queen · 03-27-2003, 08:02 AM

Thanks! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

06-01-2002, 04:54 PM	#1
zifnab Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: omni-presence Posts: 329	The Queen of the Rings Thought maybe some people might enjoy this. Thanks to Estelyn. __________________ Facebook.

06-01-2002, 05:06 PM	#2
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Thanks, zifnab, for figuring out the logistics of bringing this gem to our forum! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

06-01-2002, 05:21 PM	#4
Joy Spirit of a Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wandering Posts: 1,012	Thanks Zifnab, that is too funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ God bless, Joy KingdomWarrior@hotmail.com http://kingdomWarrior.jlym.com As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God. My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: when shall I come and appear before God?

06-01-2002, 05:37 PM	#5
zifnab Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: omni-presence Posts: 329	A force to be reckoned with, thats a given. Especially with Froda's dreaded Angahelmaurya the Curling Iron of Burnt Skin!!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Facebook.

06-01-2002, 06:09 PM	#6
QuickSlash Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Not here. Posts: 121	LOL, I loved that. Is there anything else besides the pic? I think that it'd be wonderful to write a story about it. ^_^ __________________ We're here and now, but will we ever be again? / 'Cause I have found / All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade, away, again. -Shimmer, Fuel

06-01-2002, 05:18 PM	#3
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	LOL! Thanks zifnab!

06-01-2002, 06:11 PM	#7
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	I will try to find it, but a certain story has been written. In it, the entire Fellowship are turned female. I will try to find it. "I go, I go! See how I go!" later, Ama returns exhausted My e-search is complete! Here is the address... http://www.onespoof.com/fic/Feminine.html Enjoy! It's hard to read, but it is funny. [ June 01, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

06-01-2002, 07:28 PM	#8
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	omg. That is hilarious. The story behind it is just too much! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

06-01-2002, 08:08 PM	#9
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Aragorna swings her nail file at the evil org. Tired of being manacured, all the orcs gathered together and charged! And promptly killed them all. __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

06-01-2002, 08:39 PM	#10
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	You're just embarrassed because of your 'alter ego', Gimlina! narrowly avoids a swipe from Gimli's axe Joking, joking! No offense, Gim. [ June 01, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

06-01-2002, 09:04 PM	#11
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Can someone tell me what color the letters here at the 'downs should be? All those red letters made my eyes do weird things. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

06-01-2002, 09:08 PM	#12
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	OMG!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! That is so funny! I loved the little 'coming out' thing with Boromella- that's exactly what a girl would do!!! See, this just proves that women are more sensible than men anytime. But Fanfictious was wierd. Being a woman, she should have known not to turn them into females and into goats instead! But I can't imagine Gimli as a girl... also avoids a swipe from Gimli's axe __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-01-2002, 09:52 PM	#13
Nazgûl Queen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 75	LOL!!!!!!!! __________________ - The Nazgûl they were; the Ringwraiths, the Enemy's most terribly servants; darkness went with them and they cried with the voices of death -

06-01-2002, 10:47 PM	#14
Kettle of fish Wight Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 114	If you wanted to avoid the red script eye killing, you could do the ctl-a dance, also known as the highlighting dance. __________________ The inimical is often more instructive than the benign. Between screams, try to pay attention.

06-01-2002, 11:02 PM	#15
Rose, the youngest Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: here, for now. Posts: 25	quite comical, even more so for a man though, i would think __________________ here in the realms of fantacy do i find my only escape from the harsh realities of the real world.

06-02-2002, 03:15 AM	#16
Sindacuion Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Laurelindórenan Posts: 49	lol, Esty!! Great pic!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ [ . . . Signature in process . . . ]

06-02-2002, 03:46 AM	#17
orlandoandsaran Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Greenwood Home Posts: 91	Hahaha!!!LOL!! Zifnab, that was too funny! Thanx! __________________ Vor\|otwen Bloom spouse of Orlando Bloom.

06-02-2002, 11:07 AM	#18
gollumelfpup Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: big...scary...castle... Posts: 277	LOL! hee hee hee ha ha ha! sssso funny! __________________ ~elfpup~ PI's evil family dog!!! I have found the chicken who is not a chicken!

06-04-2002, 12:26 AM	#20
Vala Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 20	[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ I wish I knew who I really am. but in side myself I hide. waiting for the day when my true love comes to take me away. but even then do I realize I am not me. but i hope through time you will learn to love me. Valamara

06-04-2002, 12:28 AM	#21
Vala Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 20	hi just want to say i am new here. my name is Vala. i think they should have had more women in the adventure. but i think there my have been a reason why tolkien did not have any girls. well write soo . love . Vala __________________ I wish I knew who I really am. but in side myself I hide. waiting for the day when my true love comes to take me away. but even then do I realize I am not me. but i hope through time you will learn to love me. Valamara

06-04-2002, 07:08 AM	#22
Eärendil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor (RtL: 1220 miles) Posts: 562	Haha, lol! That was so hilarious, thanx! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Welcome to Barrow Downs Vala, mae govannen (well met)! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Enjoy being dead (and here), and post loads. __________________ Jag ska aldrig göra dig illa. Inte igen. Åtminstone inte mycket, åtminstone inte hårt. Kommer du ihåg? Då vi fortfarande kunde skratta, le på ett äkta vis. Jag tänker på det ibland. Det smärtar. För aldrig har du väl varit. Längre bort. Från mig.

06-06-2002, 03:24 PM	#23
gollumelfpup Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: big...scary...castle... Posts: 277	hee hee hee, girls rule!!! (with some exceptions) welcome, vala. have fun here!!! i feel especially dead today. __________________ ~elfpup~ PI's evil family dog!!! I have found the chicken who is not a chicken!

06-06-2002, 03:41 PM	#24
dragongirlG Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stock, the Shire Posts: 151	Hey, zifnab, could you tell us the web address for the picture? Great pic, and great story! Glad I don't have a name that's in it. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

06-06-2002, 06:31 PM	#25
Galadrie1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The wrong place at the wrong time. Posts: 385	LOL!!! thanx so much for posting this! i really enjoyed it!!! __________________ "For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe; though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel."

06-06-2002, 06:32 PM	#26
GreatWarg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: East of the Misty Mountains Posts: 339	WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME VALA, TO THE BARROW-DOWNS, THE BARROW-DOWNS, THE BARROW-DOWNS!!! ZIFFY - I THINK I SEE A FEMININE SIDE IN YOU!!!!!!!!! __________________ "What shall we do, what shall we do!" he cried. "Escaping goblins to be caught be wolves!"

06-06-2002, 07:59 PM	#27
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Is there a male version of Galadriel? Arwen? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

06-07-2002, 09:04 AM	#29
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	Lol, that was really funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

06-14-2002, 11:21 PM	#30
Yerniel Vénea Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 24	Oh my gosh, that was hilarious! I laughed so hard! It was extremely creative and actually had some truth to it about females! ********************** Laita Ilúvatar! __________________ Laita Ilúvatar! "But what?" said Gandalf. "Only one but will I allow tonight."

06-15-2002, 12:33 AM	#31
Bramblerose Gamgee-Took Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bywater Posts: 67	Lol!

11-11-2002, 08:20 AM	#32
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	I'm bringing this thread back up for those who had started the topic on the 'female fellowship'. Enjoy! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

11-19-2002, 10:30 AM	#33
busybee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood, Lothlorien...dream...actually the middle of nowhere...Mumbai Posts: 89	Very funny!! __________________ Pleeze does anyone know of a magical doorway or something to Middle Earth!?!?

03-27-2003, 08:02 AM	#34
Mordor_Queen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mordor Posts: 53	Thanks! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a Queen! Not Dark but beatiful! All shall love me and despair!"-Galadriel