The orcs at the back - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Sapphire_Flame · 06-25-2003, 10:27 PM

This is something that's been on my mind lately:

At Helm's Deep, there are 10,000 orcs attacking the fortress, but surely not all of them can be up and attacking the wall at the same time. What are the ones at the back doing? Playing poker? Let's hear some ideas people!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Maylin · 06-25-2003, 10:35 PM

i bet they were taking to time to refine themselves, reading philosopy, practicing Quenya, and learing to yell in harmony ( no way an orc can sing)

or...

Sleeping, pigging out, gambling, any other useless things they could think of

[ August 07, 2003: Message edited by: Maylin ]

Lucinda · 06-26-2003, 12:01 AM

Probably dreaming 'bout how they might change the course of the battle, and if they would be honoured beyond all other orcs if they played a major part in winning. (Do Orcs even think like that?!?) Or we could just say they were playing monopoly (" Hey, I just passed go, you non murderer! give me 200!" " Dont insult me! Non murderer indeed!"

Yavanna228 · 06-26-2003, 08:37 AM

Dreaming about the girl they left behind, of course...:: shudder:: Nightmares. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Peace

06-26-2003, 09:24 AM

trading gossip [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 06-26-2003, 10:33 AM

watching the great battle and betting on who's going to kill who.

Lëowen · 06-26-2003, 10:47 AM

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betting on who's going to kill who.

'I bet Orc number 3,892 is going to kill Eorlinga number 109!' [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 06-26-2003, 12:16 PM

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I bet Orc number 3,892 is going to kill Eorlinga number 109!

'No way, Orc 3,892 isn't that good. I bet it'll be Orc 973 to take Eorlinga 109.'

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Keep it up, these are brilliant!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Morai · 06-26-2003, 01:26 PM

Nah, they'd be catching up on they're school work. I mean, imagine all those orks working for Saruman to get money to finish their college degrees.

And don't forget about writing letters to their moms back home. Sniff....

Meela · 06-26-2003, 02:09 PM

Punch and Judy. Or Richard and Judy for those with a portable TV.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 06-26-2003, 02:17 PM

they are taking relaxing mud baths or just knitting nice, warm mufflers, don't you think?

Duncariel · 06-26-2003, 03:37 PM

Hacking at each other. They're orcs for the sake of Pete!

Lëowen · 06-26-2003, 05:18 PM

They're actually having a nice, civilized game of chess. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

purplefluffychainsaw · 06-27-2003, 06:28 AM

Working out the sum of [The amount of Eorlings] times [amount of orcs] divided by pie, added to the amount of horses... etc. All without the help of a calculator. Not all orcs are idiots, you know! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Aredhel Idril Telcontar · 06-28-2003, 09:05 AM

Discussing the new line of L'Oreal hair conditioners and how Legolas is SO much uglier than Uruk no. 1235. And of course, what came before: the chicken or the egg [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Corny, I know [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Elvanui · 06-28-2003, 10:24 PM

engaging in scholarly debates over whether or not Balrogs have wings

elfearz1 · 06-30-2003, 10:25 AM

lol these are so funny!

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engaging in scholarly debates over whether or not Balrogs have wings

that's great!

I think they would be drinking tea and eating crumpets(sp?) and disscussing the weather,catching up on the latest gossip, and critiquing Legolas' outfit.

ElenCala Isil · 06-30-2003, 12:04 PM

perhaps they engage in debates about how Sauron can use the Clear-Eyes without any arms...much less hands.. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 06-30-2003, 03:34 PM

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] These are great!!!

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how Sauron can use the Clear-Eyes without any arms...much less hands...

Huh. Maybe since they're Saruman's orcs, they could be trying to figure out how he keeps his robes that white with all that mud that he walks through all the time (you know, like in the pits).

Oh, and elfearz1, Welcome to the Downs!!! Enjoy being dead. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

elfearz1 · 06-30-2003, 04:54 PM

I think they'd be painting their nails. Hot pink of course! lol thanks sapphire!

[ June 30, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

steve · 06-30-2003, 05:01 PM

the orcs in back? thw Ocs in back are probably having themselves a few nice games of TTT on their portable Tvs hehe

(seriously the orcs in back were probably archers and or siege operators

Elróthiel · 07-02-2003, 03:27 PM

Hehehehe!
They're probably all staring at Uruk No 4,029 (Bortez)'s Urukesses of the Month calendar, all drooling over the half Nazgúl one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

OR

THey're probably cheering like at a soccer match, going "FOUL" when a ladder is knocked down, and "RED CARD" when an Eorling kills some Orcs.

Hey!
They could also be constructing a site called "From the Battlefront.......or back, what the Battle of Helm's Deep was REALLY like!" on Uruk No 9,999 (Notlarztz)'s new Dell PC with Windows XP. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

See ya!
Namarié!
From
Elróthiel, the Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!

peonydeepdelver · 07-02-2003, 04:21 PM

Eh, they probably got bored and ate each other. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Rumil · 07-02-2003, 04:29 PM

Whistling 'Teddybears' picnic' of course!

(if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise......) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 07-02-2003, 05:27 PM

Nice ones, Elróthiel! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

These are brilliant, keep it up! (I really can't believe that so many people have replied to my thread [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] )

Abedithon le! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Aragost · 07-09-2003, 02:34 PM

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Seriously the orcs in the back would probably be seige engineers or archers.

Would arrows and seige engineers reach that far?

They would be fighting Huorns.

Berfore the Huorns came they would be sitting down in chairs at tables trying to invent things like refriderators so they wouldn't have to eat "maggotty bread for three stinkin' days."

I suck at this

Duncariel · 07-10-2003, 05:15 PM

Don't feel bad, we all have our days.

In fact, I'm experiencing similar difficulties myself...

Kates Frodo Temp · 07-10-2003, 07:14 PM

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I really can't believe that so many people have replied to my thread

Heh, I really can't believe that so many people have replied to this thread! How ridiculous.

However, I believe they would be fighting one another, since they couldn't get at anyone else. I mean, they're programmed for battle!

Or maybe they're wondering why it is that the orcs in front of them keep keeling over. At least, the ones who are just out of bow range would be.

Sapphire_Flame · 07-14-2003, 08:52 PM

Kates Frodo Temp: Ha ha ha. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

elfearz1 · 07-15-2003, 07:45 PM

I think they'd be posting on the downs bwahahahahahhahaa [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

... well I thought it was funny

[ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

Osse · 07-23-2003, 11:51 PM

The Uruks at the back would be practicing their irish dancing for their recital on the weekend!

Airerûthiel · 07-24-2003, 01:28 AM

Talking about the weather
Playing cards
Whinging
Playing mournful guitar and singing 'Why are we waiting?'
Listening to the football on somebody's mini radio (they weren't cheering because of the attack, it was a goal against Manchester United)

[ July 24, 2003: Message edited by: Airerûthiel ]

Osse · 07-24-2003, 09:26 PM

Man U??? they don't support Man U...they support liverpool for pete's sake!

Anyway they aren't into that crude physical stuff. Uruk-Hai are civilised! They listen to Bach and do cross-stitch.

Lyta_Underhill · 07-24-2003, 10:45 PM

This is wonderfully amusing! Kate's Frodo Temp: sublime there: "just out of bow range!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Perhaps they would be loading catapults with heavy artillery (other Orcs!).
Orc 1 to Orc 2: "Hey Brokenek! Come here!"
Orc2 to Orc 1: "My name's not Brokenek!"
Orc 1 to Orc 2 (loads Orc 2 onto catapult): "It will be!"

OK, not hilarious, but the best I can come up with!

Cheers,
Lyta

Airerûthiel · 07-25-2003, 10:21 AM

Osse, I said a goal against Man Utd!Of course Orcs support Liverpool - did you think they have no taste?!

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2003, 04:11 PM

They were probably calling the orcs in the front on their cell phones and asking how the battle was going.

the guy who be short · 07-27-2003, 07:09 AM

How intelligent do you take orcs to be? They were probably gormlessly standing there. Or else pushing forward.

Morai · 07-28-2003, 01:47 PM

They were gossip about Saruman's love life.
Orc 1: Did you hear that he was dating Arwen behind Aragorn's back?
Orc 2: No! That can't be true!
Orc 1: Is to, I read it in People.

Duncariel · 07-29-2003, 08:35 PM

Since when do orcs read People? They're orcs, they would have to read Orc, or something like that.

All right, I'm sorry, that was way lame. *hits head on wall* I'm done now.

Elróthiel · 07-30-2003, 02:32 PM

HI! Thanks for the compliment Sapphire Flame!
Ya want some more?
Here they are!

They were probably playing The Sims Unleashed on Notlartz's Dell, and downloading Orc and Uruk skins off the Internet so they could make a sort of Sim Virtual Battle! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

OR!

They could all be attempting to build a couch out of random dead Eorlingas so they could sit comfortably while watching Eastenders!

They could ALSO be discussing what the world would be like in a few thousand years (aka Now), and freakily getting it right:
Uruk No 2,197 (Squarkz): Hmmm, well -I- think that all the countries will be split up into all little ones, and all the maidens will wear trousers!

Uruk No 3,333 (Quartz): Yes, maybe! BUT! There will also be really cool weapons used to kill people!

Squarkz: Yea! And one of the countries will be really cool, and all the rest apart from a rare few will be REALLY BORING!

Quartz: What do you think they'll be called?

Squartz: I dunno brother. Something really weird. Like........England, and Scotland. Haha! The Lands of Eng and Scot! Silly future people!

Well! That's it! Hope you liked them! I've just recently been to Japan, and since I've been back, England has become SO BORING!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
I miss my friends, I miss the family I stayed with, and more specifically, I miss the really hot 19 year old dude in that family..............
See y'all!
Namarié!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!

06-25-2003, 10:27 PM	#1
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	The orcs at the back This is something that's been on my mind lately: At Helm's Deep, there are 10,000 orcs attacking the fortress, but surely not all of them can be up and attacking the wall at the same time. What are the ones at the back doing? Playing poker? Let's hear some ideas people!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

06-25-2003, 10:35 PM	#2
Maylin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mordor ( or school, same thing) Posts: 81	i bet they were taking to time to refine themselves, reading philosopy, practicing Quenya, and learing to yell in harmony ( no way an orc can sing) or... Sleeping, pigging out, gambling, any other useless things they could think of [ August 07, 2003: Message edited by: Maylin ] __________________ You feel an overwhelming urge to click here

06-26-2003, 12:01 AM	#3
Lucinda Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 41	Probably dreaming 'bout how they might change the course of the battle, and if they would be honoured beyond all other orcs if they played a major part in winning. (Do Orcs even think like that?!?) Or we could just say they were playing monopoly (" Hey, I just passed go, you non murderer! give me 200!" " Dont insult me! Non murderer indeed!" __________________ The elf hobbit creature. Hmmm, my parents must have had a wee bit of a height difference!!! Mornings would be so much better if they were in the afternoon and a dog is a dog is a dog, but a cat is unique and does not bark.

06-26-2003, 08:37 AM	#4
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Dreaming about the girl they left behind, of course...:: shudder:: Nightmares. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-26-2003, 10:33 AM	#6
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	watching the great battle and betting on who's going to kill who. __________________ Fenris Wolf

06-26-2003, 09:24 AM	#5
VagrantCandy Guest Posts: n/a	trading gossip [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

06-26-2003, 01:26 PM	#9
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Nah, they'd be catching up on they're school work. I mean, imagine all those orks working for Saruman to get money to finish their college degrees. And don't forget about writing letters to their moms back home. Sniff.... __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

06-26-2003, 02:09 PM	#10
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06-26-2003, 02:17 PM	#11
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	they are taking relaxing mud baths or just knitting nice, warm mufflers, don't you think? __________________ Fenris Wolf

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Duncariel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Land of the Ice and Snow Posts: 226	Hacking at each other. They're orcs for the sake of Pete! __________________ Middle-earth: Insanity "What, the peons aren't trusted?" -- Yazoo, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

06-26-2003, 05:18 PM	#13
Lëowen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: my computer chair, being smothered by my impossibly large cat Posts: 93	They're actually having a nice, civilized game of chess. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Be individual! Join the millions of other people also being individual! Prevent Merry Abuse! Join S.A.M!

06-27-2003, 06:28 AM	#14
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Working out the sum of [The amount of Eorlings] times [amount of orcs] divided by pie, added to the amount of horses... etc. All without the help of a calculator. Not all orcs are idiots, you know! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

06-28-2003, 09:05 AM	#15
Aredhel Idril Telcontar Wight Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros Posts: 113	Discussing the new line of L'Oreal hair conditioners and how Legolas is SO much uglier than Uruk no. 1235. And of course, what came before: the chicken or the egg [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Corny, I know [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve

06-28-2003, 10:24 PM	#16
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06-30-2003, 12:04 PM	#18
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	perhaps they engage in debates about how Sauron can use the Clear-Eyes without any arms...much less hands.. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

06-30-2003, 04:54 PM	#20
elfearz1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 259	I think they'd be painting their nails. Hot pink of course! lol thanks sapphire! [ June 30, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ] __________________ I didn't eat Merry, i just ate his waistcoat!-Horse maidens dream 915/920 miles. On my way to Lothlorien! ^^Elfearz^^

06-30-2003, 05:01 PM	#21
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	the orcs in back? thw Ocs in back are probably having themselves a few nice games of TTT on their portable Tvs hehe (seriously the orcs in back were probably archers and or siege operators __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!

07-02-2003, 03:27 PM	#22
Elróthiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Heaven, where Middle-earth and Zion are fused and all the guys are sexy beasts! Posts: 43	Hehehehe! They're probably all staring at Uruk No 4,029 (Bortez)'s Urukesses of the Month calendar, all drooling over the half Nazgúl one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] OR THey're probably cheering like at a soccer match, going "FOUL" when a ladder is knocked down, and "RED CARD" when an Eorling kills some Orcs. Hey! They could also be constructing a site called "From the Battlefront.......or back, what the Battle of Helm's Deep was REALLY like!" on Uruk No 9,999 (Notlarztz)'s new Dell PC with Windows XP. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] See ya! Namarié! From Elróthiel, the Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter! __________________ Free Your Imagination. Go on. Do a drawing. It'll get you far.

07-02-2003, 04:21 PM	#23
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	Eh, they probably got bored and ate each other. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh

07-02-2003, 04:29 PM	#24
Rumil Sage & Onions Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Britain Posts: 894	Whistling 'Teddybears' picnic' of course! (if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise......) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Rumil of Coedhirion

07-02-2003, 05:27 PM	#25
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Nice ones, Elróthiel! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] These are brilliant, keep it up! (I really can't believe that so many people have replied to my thread [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ) Abedithon le! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

07-10-2003, 05:15 PM	#27
Duncariel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Land of the Ice and Snow Posts: 226	Don't feel bad, we all have our days. In fact, I'm experiencing similar difficulties myself... __________________ Middle-earth: Insanity "What, the peons aren't trusted?" -- Yazoo, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

07-14-2003, 08:52 PM	#29
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Kates Frodo Temp: Ha ha ha. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

07-15-2003, 07:45 PM	#30
elfearz1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 259	I think they'd be posting on the downs bwahahahahahhahaa [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ... well I thought it was funny [ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ] __________________ I didn't eat Merry, i just ate his waistcoat!-Horse maidens dream 915/920 miles. On my way to Lothlorien! ^^Elfearz^^

07-23-2003, 11:51 PM	#31
Osse Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Encircling Sea, deciding which ship to ruin next...could be yours. Posts: 274	The Uruks at the back would be practicing their irish dancing for their recital on the weekend! __________________ 'A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot system like democracy. At least HE could tell the people he was THEIR fault.'

07-24-2003, 01:28 AM	#32
Airerûthiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Long Lake Posts: 228	Talking about the weather Playing cards Whinging Playing mournful guitar and singing 'Why are we waiting?' Listening to the football on somebody's mini radio (they weren't cheering because of the attack, it was a goal against Manchester United) [ July 24, 2003: Message edited by: Airerûthiel ] __________________ 'If they give you ruled paper, write the other way' - Juan Ramón Jiménez I love pirates!

07-24-2003, 09:26 PM	#33
Osse Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Encircling Sea, deciding which ship to ruin next...could be yours. Posts: 274	Man U??? they don't support Man U...they support liverpool for pete's sake! Anyway they aren't into that crude physical stuff. Uruk-Hai are civilised! They listen to Bach and do cross-stitch. __________________ 'A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot system like democracy. At least HE could tell the people he was THEIR fault.'

07-24-2003, 10:45 PM	#34
Lyta_Underhill Haunted Halfling Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules Posts: 841	This is wonderfully amusing! Kate's Frodo Temp: sublime there: "just out of bow range!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Perhaps they would be loading catapults with heavy artillery (other Orcs!). Orc 1 to Orc 2: "Hey Brokenek! Come here!" Orc2 to Orc 1: "My name's not Brokenek!" Orc 1 to Orc 2 (loads Orc 2 onto catapult): "It will be!" OK, not hilarious, but the best I can come up with! Cheers, Lyta __________________ “…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.”

07-25-2003, 10:21 AM	#35
Airerûthiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Long Lake Posts: 228	Osse, I said a goal against Man Utd!Of course Orcs support Liverpool - did you think they have no taste?! __________________ 'If they give you ruled paper, write the other way' - Juan Ramón Jiménez I love pirates!

07-25-2003, 04:11 PM	#36
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	They were probably calling the orcs in the front on their cell phones and asking how the battle was going. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-27-2003, 07:09 AM	#37
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	How intelligent do you take orcs to be? They were probably gormlessly standing there. Or else pushing forward.

07-28-2003, 01:47 PM	#38
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	They were gossip about Saruman's love life. Orc 1: Did you hear that he was dating Arwen behind Aragorn's back? Orc 2: No! That can't be true! Orc 1: Is to, I read it in People. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

07-29-2003, 08:35 PM	#39
Duncariel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Land of the Ice and Snow Posts: 226	Since when do orcs read People? They're orcs, they would have to read Orc, or something like that. All right, I'm sorry, that was way lame. hits head on wall I'm done now. __________________ Middle-earth: Insanity "What, the peons aren't trusted?" -- Yazoo, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

07-30-2003, 02:32 PM	#40
Elróthiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Heaven, where Middle-earth and Zion are fused and all the guys are sexy beasts! Posts: 43	HI! Thanks for the compliment Sapphire Flame! Ya want some more? Here they are! They were probably playing The Sims Unleashed on Notlartz's Dell, and downloading Orc and Uruk skins off the Internet so they could make a sort of Sim Virtual Battle! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] OR! They could all be attempting to build a couch out of random dead Eorlingas so they could sit comfortably while watching Eastenders! They could ALSO be discussing what the world would be like in a few thousand years (aka Now), and freakily getting it right: Uruk No 2,197 (Squarkz): Hmmm, well -I- think that all the countries will be split up into all little ones, and all the maidens will wear trousers! Uruk No 3,333 (Quartz): Yes, maybe! BUT! There will also be really cool weapons used to kill people! Squarkz: Yea! And one of the countries will be really cool, and all the rest apart from a rare few will be REALLY BORING! Quartz: What do you think they'll be called? Squartz: I dunno brother. Something really weird. Like........England, and Scotland. Haha! The Lands of Eng and Scot! Silly future people! Well! That's it! Hope you liked them! I've just recently been to Japan, and since I've been back, England has become SO BORING!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I miss my friends, I miss the family I stayed with, and more specifically, I miss the really hot 19 year old dude in that family.............. See y'all! Namarié! From Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter! __________________ Free Your Imagination. Go on. Do a drawing. It'll get you far.