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05-20-2003, 06:09 PM | #1 |
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Smoking is a bad hobbit.
Almost every major race in Middle Earth enjoys laying back on a quite afternoon to have a good smoke. EXEPT the elves.
1) Why wouldn't they smoke 2) What if they did smoke? 3) Would they use pipes, cigarets, or cigars?
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05-20-2003, 08:31 PM | #2 |
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Your title (offtopic) reminded me of something I saw on Trading Spaces.
Frank: Would you pass me that trowel? Ty: What, the thing that lives under the bridge? Frank: Yes, and a hobbit is a hard thing to break.
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05-20-2003, 09:29 PM | #3 |
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They don't smoke because they must stay beautiful and everyone knows that smoking causes premature aging.
If they did smoke, they would use those stick things, the ones that hold a cigarette and are about eight inches long. |
05-21-2003, 01:35 AM | #4 |
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Quite simply my friend, the smell of somke lingers in your clothes... not good for an elf to smell of tobacco.
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05-21-2003, 03:45 AM | #5 |
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I think Haldir secretly smokes with Celeborn. He seems like the sluttish, rule-breaking sort. And yeh, those long cigarette holders. So classy! Perfect for an elf.
(Ok... have images in my head of Haldir wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and one of those 20's feather hats... Think of Velma in Chicago, if you've seen it.)
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05-21-2003, 05:27 AM | #6 |
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*Shudders* I just did imagine it and I regret that (and I also admit, burst out laughing).
I think Galadriel secretly smokes as well. After she's had a real hard day of secretly reading others minds and bent over a mirror, (and when Celeborn is being a pain in the a**e) of course she would have stress and tension! So to unwind she goes to her favourite spot in the woods and lights up, accidently bumping into Haldir along the way.
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05-21-2003, 04:37 PM | #7 |
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I have this strange image of Elrond smoking a cigar, in secret. One of the unknown reasons Arwen left him and married Aragorn is that she couldn't stand the stench.
Another hidden "fact": The beauty of the elves didn't "fade", the forrests burned down because of the cigarettes being left on the ground.
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05-21-2003, 08:30 PM | #8 |
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Arwen was Elrond's daughter. I do not like the picture your phrasing put into my head.
Elrond, cigar? Definately. [ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ] |
05-21-2003, 09:17 PM | #9 |
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That’s hard to imagine.. a elf smoke!!!?? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] that makes me laugh!
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05-22-2003, 02:18 AM | #10 |
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*grins* Think of Velma?.... just look at my avatar! I am Velma in spirit!! I belong in the 1920's! ahhh! if only Ii had a time machine!... And you are right Meela, the long cigarette holders...very classy.
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05-22-2003, 05:50 AM | #11 |
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Bwahaha I just had this image of Aragorn chomping on a fat cigar, conspiring with a band of seedy-looking orcs.
He points to a picture of Boromir and says "Take this one down boys, kapeesh?" Mafia Aragorgn: A side you've never seen. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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05-22-2003, 06:13 AM | #12 |
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mabey a pipe for an elve, but a cigar sounds to funny
Elderon lights his cigar. " ok we'll do this the hard way...."
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05-22-2003, 06:53 PM | #13 |
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Mafia Aragorn? That's very scary. Must hide.
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05-22-2003, 07:48 PM | #15 |
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I don't see elves smoking ethier, yet... Think of how ackward it would be to have Elrond leave the secret council meating for a smoke? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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05-23-2003, 02:41 AM | #16 |
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Mafia Aragorn... i can relate, coz i just saw a mafia movie last night... oh my god..lol.
I can see something like this in the council of Elrond.. Boromir (mafia voice) :Who do you think you are pal? Aragorn (mafia vioce): Aragorn, son of Arathorn, leader of the Dunadain gang of the north. Legolas ( mafia vioce): You want me to wack this wise guy boss? Aragorn(mafia voice): Why not, tonight he can sleep with the fishes.
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