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04-15-2002, 05:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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Lord of the Rings Bloopers!
No, not movie bloopers. Book bloopers. I know you could all think of some really funny ones. You can also do bloopers from any other Tolkien books. I can only think of one right now:
(The Breaking of the Fellowship) Boromir:....It should be mine! Give it to me.(Boromir tries to jump over the rock but he dosn't jump high enough and the rock hits him between the legs and Boromir falls backwards cluching his privates and mouning. Meanwhile Frodo starts rolling on the ground, laughing histericaly) [ April 15, 2002: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]
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04-15-2002, 05:40 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: In maiden meditation, fancy free.
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Gandalf and Saruman are duking it out in Orthnac with their staffs when Gandalf accidentally gives Saruman a good wack in the head wih the end of his staff.
(Well, I'd laugh!)
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04-15-2002, 05:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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LOL!!!
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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04-15-2002, 08:47 PM
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Hostess of Spirits
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Meduseld
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While attacking Shelob, Sam stabs her in the stomach only to see sparks fly. Shelob falls to the ground and a compartment opens up to reveal Bilbo inside. He really wanted his ring back!
Ok, that was dumb, but sort of funny [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
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04-15-2002, 08:58 PM
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Candle of the Marshes
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Ugh, Tigerlily [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] . For some reason that image makes me think of a truly demented Middle Earth version of "Red Riding Hood" ("My, Shelob, what big...legs you have.")
This one's rather trite but anyway; in Shelob's lair, Frodo walks steadily down to meet the eyes, clutching the Phial of Galadriel. The eyes slowly retreat, then - sputter, sputter, buzzzz - the light of the Phial flickers wildly and then goes out. The eyes start forward again and Frodo and Sam run away, terrified. Across the path slowly comes the Energizer Bunny, banging on his drum...
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04-15-2002, 09:00 PM
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Hostess of Spirits
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Location: Meduseld
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sooooorrryyyy [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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04-15-2002, 09:10 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf walks stealthily to the window in Bag End, reaches out, grabs Sam, loses his balance, and falls out the window. Sam stands up with a dazed, lost look on his face.
[ April 15, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]
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04-25-2002, 07:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Tom Bombadil: You let them out again, Old Man Willow!
Old Man Willow: No!
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04-25-2002, 10:06 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Canada
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Bilbo: I don't like half as much of you as much as I'd like, and I like you less..no wait...like less than you, much as you, half? you...*stares at his cup* Who switched my tea?
Pippin & Merry: *snicker*
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04-25-2002, 10:58 PM
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Spirit of a Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wandering
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Thinhyandoiel, ROTFLMHO! LOL!
Somehow, I can acutually picture that [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-25-2002, 11:46 PM
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Ghastly Neekerbreeker
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto
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(Frodo and Gandalf, after the departure of Bilbo)
Gandalf: He left a packet for you. There it is. Frodo: What packet? G: There, on the mantelpiece. F: I don't see any packet, Gandalf. G: It's right there! On the mantelpiece, where he said he'd...(Gandalf rummages through junk on mantel, then runs for the door) G: Bilbo? BIL-BO! You come back here with that Ring right now! Do you hear me? BILBO? BIL-BOOOOHHHHHH!!!! [ April 26, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ] |
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04-26-2002, 06:24 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: realm of agonized volcanoes
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LOL!
after eomer & co. round up aragorn et al on the plains of rohan and eomer imperiously demands they identify themselves, aragorn steps forward and cries out his, ahem, lofty credentials and lofty mission in an even more imperious voice, concluding "will you aid me or hinder me?" the rohirrim look at each other and bleet out a chorus--"HIIIIIIIIIINDEEEEEEEER" and proceed to beat aragorn et al with gusto. wicked! [ May 08, 2002: Message edited by: Amarinth ]
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04-26-2002, 07:03 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Hehe, I just posted this on the wrong message board (a blooper of my own!), but here it is again:
"I am King of the Nazgul!" "Oh, hi! I'm Mr Baggins."
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04-26-2002, 12:09 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Middle Earth
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LOL!
Gandalf whistles. Nothing happens. Gandalf shouts: 'Oy, Shadowfax! Get over here!' Shadowfax comes galloping up and skids, but doesn't stop soon enough and knocks Gandlf over. When Gandalf has picked himself up and mounted Shadowfax, Shadowfax goes into a gallop and Gandalf falls off. Shadowfax gallops off... and that's the last we see of him. |
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04-26-2002, 05:05 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: See that mound of earth? No, no, the one to the left.....There you go
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In Khazad-Dum...
Balrog comes chasing after the fellowship, and right before he reaches the bridge, he stops, reaches into a pocket, and starts trying to light himself up again with a cigarette lighter "Da*n it, I knew I shouldn't have run that fast!!!"
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04-26-2002, 10:06 PM
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Ghastly Neekerbreeker
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Amarinth - --"HIIIIIIIIIINDEEEEEEEER"
Heeeeeeeeeeee! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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04-27-2002, 03:47 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli
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When the Fellowship reaches the Argonath, and Aragorn stands it the front of the boat, they hit a rapid, and Aragorn falls into the river.
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04-28-2002, 06:46 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada
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Arwen and Eowyn get into a cat-fight over Aragorn, who doubles up laughing. Pipin starts hitting on Rosie and Faramir gets jealous.
K, that was dumb. I tried! Hmm... What if Beren decided he'd rather remain single after Luthien sacrified her immortality. now, that is one blooper I wouldn't want to see!
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04-28-2002, 07:07 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Pippin looks into the palantír and comes face-to-face with...Sauron in a pink bath robe and fuzzy slippers, sipping tea and watching "As Middle-earth Turns." Sauron flies up in a rage. "Why doesn't anyone let me know they're visiting before they barge in here!?!"
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04-28-2002, 07:10 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a messy room on the third floor.
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Book blooper:
Fellowship is climbing rope ladder onto talan in Lorien. Rung gives way under Legolas, he falls. "WAAAAAAA!" Whap! "OW!" Snap! "OW!" CRASH! (moan) Remaining members look at each other, shrug, and keep climbing. Aragorn: "He didn't accomplish that much anyway." ----------------------------------------- Gimli sets his axe next to Andúril outside of Théoden's Hall. Axe falls over, taking sword with it and both fall off platform with a loud crash. (sorry 'bout that, I just wanted to give it an shot.)
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04-28-2002, 10:43 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Galadriel comes down to her special mirror, only to find Legolas taking a bath in it.
[ April 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]
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04-29-2002, 06:22 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2002
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At Isengard when Gandalf bullies Saruman around, the balcony breaks and Saruman falls on top of Gandalf. They both start to wrestle on the ground, and Pippen quips - "Hey Istari Deathmatch!" and everyone starts cheering Gandalf and jeering Saruman.
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04-29-2002, 06:27 AM
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Animated Skeleton
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At Lothlorien as the fellowship are greeted by Galadriel, the balcony to her bedroom breaks and Gandalf, hiding there to eavesdrop, falls on top of Celebron. They both start to wrestle on the floor, and Pippen quips - "Hey Celeb-Istari Deathmatch!" and everyone, including Galadriel, starts cheering Gandalf and jeering Celebron.
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04-29-2002, 06:33 AM
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Animated Skeleton
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At the Bridge of Khazak Dum, the balrog falls down as it breaks but fails to grab Gandalf. He walks outside with the fellowship, but Aragorn informs him that there are no more lines and actions for him until the next book and instructs him to remain hidden and silent.
From then on Gandalf finds various places to remain hidden, including Galadriel's bedroom, until he is written into the story again.
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04-29-2002, 06:38 AM
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Animated Skeleton
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At the Council of Elrond, The Elf Lord addresses the ring, ' Behold Isildur's...Bang!
Pippen lits a leftover cracker from Bilbo's Party. Bang!
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04-29-2002, 06:45 AM
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Animated Skeleton
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As the Witch King closes in for the kill towards Eowyn, his robe gets caught in an over head tree and is pulled off to reveal a very flushed Arwen. " Keep your shield grubbing paws off my main man." She hisses.
And Merry claps in anticipation of a cat fight.
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05-01-2002, 01:59 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Real Funny Stuff, Viking! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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05-01-2002, 02:09 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2002
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LOL. My mother is wondering why I am laughing so hard.
I've worked hard to come up with one. Gandalf is walking in a muddy field in the Shire and trips over something, no one other then Pippin Took, "Behold Gandalf the not-so-grey-and-more-bronw," says the Took. Gandalf wacks him with his staff. Okay.... so it was kind of lame but I had to find a way to use the Gandalf not so Grey thing. [ May 01, 2002: Message edited by: Araen ]
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05-01-2002, 05:57 AM
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Animated Skeleton
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Thanks Cimm, I am working up a few more now. Heh heh [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-01-2002, 12:51 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Or what about this:
When they get to Bree the dark figure that climbs over the gates falls off at the top and lands in the mud. Then for some reason Strider does not appear. Hmm. |
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05-01-2002, 02:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a box with a fox
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Mines of Moria:
Gandalf: Fool of a kook... errr... Took. Bilbo's party: I am 11 today... oh, I mean 111. Gollum: Yes, I would like some taters, Oppps! No, we hatesssss taterssssss. Sorry guys.
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05-01-2002, 03:00 PM
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Hobbitus Emeritus
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: South Farthing
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Actual book blooper:
Frodo and Sam are in a chasm so narrow and deep that though it is daylight, they can see a star in the sky. I think this is a misconception of Tolkien's based on the old wive's tale that you could see the stars in the day sky if you were in a deep enough well. (I know it's not a funny imaginary blooper, but that's what came to mind.) Imaginary Blooper: Aragorn grasps the hilt shard of Narsil. "If by life or by... ungh. if by life or by death... ungh. ungh. UNGH. Pfooey! OK! Who put the glue in my scabbard?"
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05-01-2002, 03:30 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Your Gollum blooper inspired me, Arwen Imladris [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]:
Sam stumbles upon Gollum greedily gobbling something behind a rotting log. "Hey! What are you doing eating our lembas, Stinker?" he yells. Gollum stops in mid-bite and quickly spits out the remains of the lembas, grimacing and gagging. "Nasssty lembas! We hates them! Wicked, cruel hobbitses try to choke poor Smeágol!" Sam shruggs and walks away, and Gollum scoops up the lembas crumbs on the ground and chomps them down. "Hey, we has a reputation to keep up..." [ May 01, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]
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05-01-2002, 04:33 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Erebor, Middle earth :)
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Ooo...this should be fun. And as we are not looking for REAL bloopers (as I thought at first) I'm going to get a little crazy.
(Elf fans, please excuse my excessive dishing on the Elves...I love 'em, but I also love making fun of 'em!) 1. When showing Frodo her mirror, Galadriel trips on the slippery stones (being barefoot) and *splash* headfirst into the mirror! 2. Elrond's wife, as we all know, is gone, so the bachelor Elf takes advantage of her absence... Arwen: "Sorry, Aragorn, can't do anything tonight, I've gotta babysit my little brothers and sisters AGAIN." 3. Legolas is singing his farewell to Boromir and his voice cracks. Okay, will stop with the Elves... 4. The Balrog closes in on the Fellowship, ready to eat them or do whatever a Balrog does... Gandalf passes gas and the Balrog explodes. And my final blooper: 5. Pippin. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] He's just a blooper by himself! *I love you, Pip!*
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05-02-2002, 01:04 AM
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Wight
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After the battle in Balin's Tomb, the Fellowship is searching everywhere for Gimli. Finally a loud, gruff snort comes from the wall behind them and they all turn to see Gimli, son of Gloin, pinned to the wall by the shirt with an arrow. All eyes turn to Legolas. "What? I thought he was an Orc."
Okay, okay, not as funny as my last one. I'll come up with a better one by tomorrow (I Hope). [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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05-02-2002, 12:31 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Middle Earth
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When the Fellowship are travelling, Legolas wakes up...
"HEY! What happened to my hair? *sob*" Gimli: Heh heh heh |
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05-12-2002, 07:09 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Good one Pippen took, I thought of this one from reading it.
At the bridge in Khazak Dum, Gimli leaps across and is grabbed by his beard. Rip..swoohp...Legolas is left holding the false goat hair beard while Gimli's plummets down the chasm. He get's replaced by Worf of StarTrekNextGen. Call in the CGI effects. ps. this would go well as a movie blooper , but what the hey. Lemba anyone?
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05-12-2002, 09:27 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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You guys are so strange, I feel right at home! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Aragorn draws his sword at the battle of the Pelannor Fields only to discover that he forgot to get it repaired in Rivendell.
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05-12-2002, 09:36 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Good one, Nevta...or better would be he had it repaired but the elves who did the job were like the cast from the 'Carry On ' Series.... hoh hoh.. Sir Sidney as Aragorn...wot a riot, big'0rra!
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05-12-2002, 09:40 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2002
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ROTFL Cimmerian!
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