ARDA CUP Football 2012

[the phantom]

Let the countdown begin!

Last season's Arda Cup was a thrilling tournament. Our very own Tol-In-Gaurhoth team made it all the way to the finals before falling to one of the great teams in the tournament's history- Thingol and Melian's star-studded Doriath squad.

And the Phantasy competition featured a squad nearly as dominant as Doriath- Gwath's Lynch Mob. Sir Gwath perhaps silenced his doubters last year as he won his second title, becoming the first Downer to win twice. Will he prove his greatness once and for all this season, or will another Downer rise up and prevent his impending dynasty?

We'll see. But here's the one thing that is certain- this year will be better than the last!!

We've added another layer to the tournament this year that we think you'll enjoy. It will provide more fodder for stories and help develop a more continuous feel from year to year, and it will also provide everyone with an increased rooting interest. You'll see it all come together soon enough.

As always we have a crack team of writers set to provide thrilling match reports and expert editorials on behalf of Arda Kicker Magazine (AKM), Middle Earth Sports Programing Network (MESPN), and The Two Towers Network (TTN), but of course other writers are welcome to provide their analysis as the tournament rolls along.

The teams and rosters will be revealed in the coming days, and the Phantasy Competition thread will start soon after that. That is where you will pick players for your team and make trades and such. But you don't have to worry about that for a bit.

The actual tournament will not begin for some time (not until April at the earliest), but in the meantime we will be slowly revealing the tournament and the teams involved through a series of articles. So, if you want to get a jump on predictions and such, just have an eye out for team reveals and such, and then of course the friendly matches just before the tournament starts.

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In case you wanted to take a look and see how this thing works, here is last year's tournament thread->
Arda Cup 2011
And here is last year's Phantasy Competition thread->
Phantasy 2011

[the phantom]

NEWLY REFORMED ARDA CUP READY TO MOVE FORWARD
by Phantom, MESPN News

Those with connections and quick ears knew for many months that change was coming to Arda Cup, but few realized just how major the changes were until Eru announced them last September. A complete and total reformation of the tournament was the order.

And who could blame him? Most teams were running up enormous debts, and the tournament itself needed greater staffing to assist on tackling issues such as policing the behavior of various organizing host committees- notably those based in Valinor. The idea that the Blessed Realmers were possibly killing opposing fans was something that needed to be dealt with, and the Cup was ill equipped to handle the problem.

And then there was of course the problem of competitive balance. Leagues thrive on competitiveness, and the more teams that feel they are in the running, the better. A salary cap was necessary to be certain. It was one thing for a team to have a dominant run, but Doriath positively crushed all comers in the 2011 Cup, boasting a roster with nothing except top-tier talent. An all-star team.

Once Eru handed down his verdict, the remainder of the year was spent working on ownership buyouts and cutting deals that left everyone unhappy, but no one completely shafted. All teams were dissolved and all contracts voided. Everything would start again from scratch.

And according to an announcement this morning, the clean-up is officially over. The Arda Cup Committee is ready to receive team proposals from potential ownership groups beginning tomorrow. If approved, the groups will have permission to draw up preliminary contracts within the bounds of the new salary rules. And the rules are-

Minimum Total Salary- 35 million
Maximum Total Salary- 120 million
Maximum Individual- 25 million

Reporters at the press conference immediately inquired about the exceptionally large range, and the spokesman was refreshingly honest about it.

"Well, we have new television contracts and site contract rules etc. and we're not entirely certain how much money teams are going to be earning in the end. We have possibilities set in rules based upon how much total revenue the tournament brings in, but we don't know which set of figures we'll end up with as we don't know how much total money we'll actually be bringing in."

"Our estimates have been all over the place, as in the past it was very de-centralized, with individual sites having a lot of freedom to set prices for attendance and food etc. and offering different sorts of perks. Frankly, there was a lot of under-the-table stuff going on as well. There's just no way to pin down a number, so we've given as wide a range as we're comfortable giving."

The spokesman went on to explain that they needed a rather low end just in case teams didn't make much. "It would be ridiculous to demand that teams spend more than they will be making. Our ownership groups deserve the opportunity to field a successful team while still making a profit."

The spokesman said that the high end is to allow for aggressive groups to buy talent and set a good market for high-end players, but added that it would be at their own risk. "If some squad ends up over-spending, that's their problem."

The only thing the spokesman was sure of profit-wise is that teams would make more money the deeper they advanced into the tournament. "It'll be a tiered reward system."

Needless to say, this next month is going to see a complete flurry of activity. Groups have lawyers working on proposals as we speak, and player-agents are no doubt already receiving phone calls. The short off-season is going to be absolutely frantic, and this reporter can hardly wait to see the results.

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by MESPN

All teams were dissolved and all contracts voided.

Indeed, as the MESPN stated earlier, Eru made great changes to this year's games. Firstly, he dissolved all of the teams. He claims that he only used water and the One power, but we have inside information that quite recently his large stores of Nitric Acid got somewhat smaller. Secondly, he banished all the contracts from the confines of the world into the Timeless Void. You see, contracts are legal documents, so you can't just dissolve them or set them on fire. So Eru found another way to keep them away from people. Morgoth was overjoyed with this decision; he finally got some company in that lonely place.

The reporters who were sent to the Doors of Night to interview the contracts were torn out of bed to get all the information timely, but they were still in hybernation mode and thus very confused; instead of interviewing the contracts they got into a theological argument with Eru. "Why me?" the One complained. "Why do they keep bothering me with all these teams, contracts, points, and all that nonesense? I'm just a tired old man. I retired, for My sake! The Valar are supposed to keep an eye on the world for me. But they're such children: they want to play too, so they give me the responsibility to oversee all this. You know why they all are called Children, right?"

If you're wondering where's the theology here, we don't exactly know. Or the argument, for that matter.

However, we want to tell you, dead readers... erm, that was supposed to say dear readers... or was it bead readers? Mead readers? Maybe deed readers? Deaf readers? Bread? Dread? Head? Thread? Or maybe deal? Read Readers?

Never mind. We just want to tell our readers something, but while we were trying to figure out which readers you are we forgot what we wanted to say.

Needless to mention, we are going to supply you with the most crazy and random articles you can find in EA.

[Nogrod]

On 2012 the Arda Kicker Magazine (AKM) will continue to be the most reliable source of overall information to the Arda Cup with its renowned statistics and analysis – whatever TTN says. After a short dispute, the AKM has also renewed its contract with the legendary gonzo-journalist Hunter U. Nogson (formerly known also as Ugr Nogrendale) giving him free hands to do what he wishes for an astonishing amount of cash. So we’re looking forwards to him ego-tripping once more with the greatest stars of the Arda Cup and providing first class off-the-mark journalism for our readers.

But this year the AKM has also assigned some of its top reporters to follow certain investment groups and the teams they finance to give the readers some insight into what happens behind the public arena. Yes, the Arda Cup Committee has declared it is ready to receive team proposals from “potential ownership groups” beginning tomorrow, but it is no secret to the journalists on top of things that different investment groups have been actively forming and working out their plans from September last year. The AKM will bet that some contracts have already been made behind the curtains. So when after some detective-work the AKM found out about three interesting groups of investors, it decided to concentrate on those this season, having already some early insight into their workings. The AKM will thus follow closely the bussiness, the politics and the passions involved in Meneltarma Capital (Númenor Investment Group), Evil House (Angband Investment Group) and Oath & Blood Alliance (Sons of Fëanor Investment Group).

Stay on the channel – or purchase the latest issue of the AKM – because you’re worth the news, gossip and analysis!


Enter the Investment Groups, what to look for?
The AKM Editorial by the Editor in Chief, John Bull

It is clear that something had to be done to the dominance of a few superstar teams during recent years. Praise Eru, he came up with a balanced-sounding idea of introducing a salary cap – and a minimum wage-total – to ensure no team can pick all the cream and that no team with a totally lousy roster can enter the competition. That should be good for the competition. Although the AKM thinks that setting a higher minimum total for teams to spend, even if it meant fewer teams in the tournament, would have been even wiser. But a lot will depend on how this year’s tournament turns out. If the differences in quality are still too great, some kind of levelling could be in place as also the best teams gain from a competitive league.

But will the emergence of the investment groups affect the game itself and how? According to the AKM’s knowledge, there are different kinds of investment groups from individual millionaires and wealthy circles of friends or kin to wide bands of small investors forming more like a fan- or identity-based groups. It is clear the motives behind different investment groups will affect their decisions on buying players, offering individual players different salaries and so on – and in the end to the sporting success or failure of a team.

It is easy to see a few different ways an investment group might go about its business. If the group is only in the game for financial interests it would try to find the best input – output ratio, thus not necessarily looking first and foremost to the best possible team or winning the competition: with a cheap but decent team with let’s say one or two interesting enough players (or nice headlines) the team could make better profit even if it drops out from the tournament earlyish compared to an expensive team that goes farther in the tournament. Or if a player-investor has enough say in the group, he or she might talk an expensive deal to him or herself making the group pay her or him well above the decent price – thus affecting other possible sign-ins and thus the quality of the team.

The enthusiastic small investors might be playing it badly as well fex. spending recklessly to hire their heroes and ending up losing it big time with not enough level players – or stubbornly relying on “local boys” and not having their eyes open to more talented players, possibly overpaying their local players at the same time thus adding to their problems, financially and gamewise.

Also, with money comes influence. How will different investment groups react to big money offered if the offerer has in mind influencing the team to his or her ends? So how much will money dictate the choices, how much pride and glory of one’s kin, race, city or alignment, how much pure sporting excellence and drive to win – or plain hating to lose?

It is hard to say as yet, but there sure will be answers this spring. With the AKM you will be with the exclusive crowd able to peak into the forces moving under the surface. So we’re inviting you to join the AKM with the Arda Cup 2012!


The AKM: the game – and the game behind the game!

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th.

Take us to the Black Gate

As news spread and excitement grew for the 2012 Arda Cup, fans, reporters, and analysts alike scrambled to get the most up-to-date info on their favorite teams and players. Since this year's Cup (and future years) promises new dynamics and a multitude of changes, no one fully knows what to expect. Team owners don't even seem to know what to expect, but indeed they will have their own designs to win the 2012 Arda Cup.

One thing everyone does count on is Sauron being one of the creative innovators, and leaders to the new system of owners and salary caps. So, it came as no surprise once officials announced the start of tournament, Sauron jumped out to grab a primetime slot and hold a press conference in front of the Black Gate. Here, he will address and welcome the media, which has gathered reporters across the world, hoping to get the first word of Arda Cup - 2012.

The Black Gate opened and out came a dark figure, upon a dark, ghastly horse with a burning red fire in its eyes. To the dismay of the media throng, it was not Sauron himself, but his emissary, The Mouth!

The Mouth: My Master regrets being unable to attend this conference, but as you must understand he has matters that require his full attention at the moment. With free agency period just opening up, and my Master being invested in several teams, he will be diligently working over these many weeks to putting his teams together. However, He has appointed me, the humble servant, always worthy of His trust, as Press Secretary. I can not answer any specifics regarding policy, but I do speak for Him.

Gorthakh from the Eastern Prophet: For the layman fans out there, maybe you can explain what all this talk of owners, investors, contracts and caps mean?

The Mouth: Due to financial struggles from many clubs it was decided something needed to be done to bring costs of owning and running teams down. The purpose of a salary cap is to keep teams relatively even on the competitive field and keep player salaries down to a manageable level. Also, what's been changed this year is teams have investors. Consider it as a pool of groups, or individuals, putting their money together to be owners, or part-owners, of a team. It's a cost-sharing effect, where different groups of people pooling resources together can share the financial burdens of owning a club.

Gorthakh: And what are Sauron's investments?

The Mouth: My master operates Barad-dur's Gold and Silver Jewelers, which has major ownership over both Mordor teams. His realtor firm based in Tol-in-Gaurhoth claims minor shares for the teams Anfauglith and Tol-in-Gaurhoth. The Dark Lord's partnered with Morgoth to run Anfauglith, and with the cast of weirdos inhabitting someplace known as the Barrow-downs.com to run Tol-in-Gaurhoth. Don't ask me further questions about the strange individuals known as Barrow-Downers. My master is interested in this alternative reality called "Interwebs" but I don't understand it, or how the finances work. 'Net-bucks? Sounds like Republic credits.

Maggot from Gorgoroth Plain Dealer: With Sauron being involved in so many teams, wouldn't there be a conflict of interest if two teams he's part-owner of, play eachother?

The Mouth: Actually this is another area where we must praise the Cup Committee for getting correct. Too often in years past games appeared to have backdoor deals and closed-door arrangements. This was all too often the case with the Valar teams, and "goodie" teams. However, the new design makes fixing matches a rather dumb strategy. From the investors standpont, the better your teams play, the further they progress, the more money for investors. From a player's standpoint the better you play, the better offers you receive. So, from both perspectives, manipulating games to help a different team makes little to no sense.

Maggot: Mayhaps you're right, mayhaps you're not. But what I mean is, you've said Sauron is partial owner in 4 different teams. Say if Anfauglith plays Barad-dur, who would Sauron prefer to win? And why should Mordorians care at all about Anfauglith? We want a championship won by our home team of Mordor. It would appear, Sauron desires trophies, but it don't matter which team of his gets one.

The Mouth: I have been assured by my Master that while he of course wants all of his teams to do well, his number one priority is making Mordor a champion again. That is why he has far more invested in the two Mordor teams, than the others.

Egasluin from the Valinorean Chronicle: Switching gears to another topic. What is Sauron's official position on the ban on games being played in Valinor this year? A person with his deep pockets surely had to wield a lot of influence.

The Mouth: I do not appreciate your tone, nor your implication. Fortunately, for you, we conduct business here differently than those snobby friends of yours from across the sea. The Dark Lord's position is, quite frankly, he doesn't care what the Valar do. His focus is on managing his own affairs. We do accept in years past, hosting games in Mordor was a major problem for tourists, and had our own bans. These problems in Mordor have been remedied since my Master's return to restore order and co-operation. If a host can not insure safety and passage to all ticket-holders, than they should not be permitted to host games. It is that simple. To ignore the list of crimes committed on Valar soil would be the ultimate form of hypocrisy from Cup officials. So, we support the ban for no games being played in Valinor this year, but my Master had nothing to do with that decision. His only involvement in what took place last year was giving the dwarven-rings that had not been destroyed by dragon-fire, back to the dwarves as an act of charity.

Iorlas from The Rising Anor - Magazine: You stated Sauron's primary goal was to make Mordor a champion in football. Can you explain what moves he is looking to make in signing players? And what the strategy is to best compete under the new gameplay system?

The Mouth: As I said at the beginning I can not discuss specific policy, with you, at this time. However, I can say, my Master is looking forward to competing under these new rules and believes since really no one knows what to expect, than everyone is starting on a clean slate. He encourages all Mordor supporters to be patient as he will work tirelessly to build an exciting, profitable, and championship contending team.

Iorlas: Surely you can give us some rumors to players you're looking at to come play under the red banner and the Eye?

The Mouth: Again, not at this time.

The Mouth mounted his terrible steed, and galloped back into the land of Mordor, with the large Black Gate shrieking shut. And thus ended the first, official, 2012 Arda Cup Press Conference. (Remember, brought to you by none other than TTN! )

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

It is not only the tournament that underwent a subtle but important change.

Just last month, the broadcasting giant Tar-Eldar Network Television (TENT) acquired ArdaCup.com, finally putting the outfit that has struggled over the years on a stable financial footing.

According to a statement released by Malantur, spokesquendi of TENT:

'For some time we have been exploring ways to provide our Eldarin viewers with the best palantir experience they could get from the Arda Cup, given its immense popularity among the Noldor and the Teleri, as well the growing interest of the Vanyar in the sport. Last year we have been impressed by the comprehensive coverage done by ArdaCup.com, so we have made contact with their office after the tournament. Now we are glad to announce that Tar-Eldar Network Television and ArdaCup.com has agreed to cover jointly the upcoming Arda Cup, especially the games of High-Elven teams, for our viewers in Eldamar and Tol Eressëa.'

Asked about the decision regarding the ban of games in Valinor, Malantur replied:

'It is regrettable, but this makes our job of covering the games for our viewers more important than ever.'

ArdaCup.com has issued the following statement:

'Even with our budget last year, forced to hire astrologers, mathematicians, coin-flippers, and amateur sportswriters, we still did good, including that almost-perfect prediction of the first round of the knockout stages. With the money we'll be having this year, all the taverns we'll pass by on our way to the games will be out ale by the time we're thr--oof!'

The person issuing that statement has been clubbed in the head, and the one holding the club was quoted as saying, 'Please, forget what he said.'

(Agence Felagundion Presse)

[the phantom]

MESPN News
The Phantom

LOTHLORIEN- There have been precious few official quotes from the offices of Celeborn and Galadriel lately, and it has caused quite a stir in their realm. What sort of team are they working on fielding this year? Everyone wants to know.

But people are forgetting the Golden Wood Group. After all, the Lord and Lady are primary members of the group, and so its actions can be assumed as statements from the rulers.

And in my opinion, the verdict is- Lothlorien will NOT have a team this year.

Not that it is outside of the realm of possibility- but the fact is the Golden Wood Group is confirmed to have invested in a Wilderland team as well as team Anduin, and with the money that has moved it would be a stretch to attempt to majority own a team in Lothlorien on top of it all.

After the general good feelings that existed between last season’s Anduin players and investors, it was expected that they would field a team yet again. “The potential of a team Anduin is simply too great to pass up,” said a Golden Wood spokeself. “The range for drawing talent is superior to any individual realm in the region.”

Celeborn has made a couple brief remarks in support of team Anduin, and word is circulating that he’ll be suiting up for them. Galadriel, on the other hand, has been seeing a lot of her old friends from Doriath lately. When asked if she would be travelling west to play, however, she insisted that she’d be staying closer to home.

Will she also be with Anduin? We’re uncertain at this time, but we can say definitively that the Woodsmen across the river will fare the same as the Golden Wood Group this year, as they too have invested in both team Wilderland and team Anduin- though of course not as heavily, as they simply don’t have as much power.

At this time Golden Wood looks to be the primary power behind Anduin, but Osgiliath Financial and Rohirrim Ltd. look like they’ll have a significant role as well. As far as the Wilderland squad, Golden Wood Group will be playing second fiddle to the Elves of Mirkwood. They’ll be on more even footing with the Woodmen and, rumor is, Orome. What the Vala is doing investing so far from home is anyone's guess.

[the phantom]

MESPN News
The Phantom

RIVENDELL- As the days pass it is becoming increasingly clear that, shockingly, Elrond will play no part in the team based in Rivendell.

Rumors of alliances based around the newly renovated stadium at Weathertop have been circulating since last season’s playoffs, and after the first few days under the new Arda Cup contract it became clear that Elrond’s primary ownership and playing interests were with that squad.

All signs pointed towards Elrond also wanting to exercise some amount of control over the team in Rivendell, but the other primary investors were evidently bitter about his decision not to sign with his own realm, and they decided to make Rivendell more of a team of the people.

But fans of the house of Elrond need not worry- the children of Elrond have been very vocal about their participation this season, and have all but guaranteed that they’ll be backing and playing for team Imladris. In addition, they’ve been giving winks about signing quality talent to replace their father. “He’s not the only member of his generation that can play,” said Arwen.

Also interesting is Elrohir’s remark yesterday that the “stars shine brighter in Rivendell”, and how that had attracted someone that would help the team immensely. “The deal’s not done and official, so I don’t want to give it away just yet.”

On the issue of Elrond’s squad, it seems that the talk last year wasn’t just talk, as he has been seen emerging from meetings with representatives of Norbury Sport and Angmar Athletic. “We Dunedain have always had a special relationship with our great great uncle,” said Arahael earlier this week. When asked about the inclusion of Angmar and the potential for strife, the chieftain waved it off. “That’s water under the bridge. We’re united now- united in our drive to win.”

Perhaps the most momentous event happened this morning, when Gil-galad and company showed up at the Weathertop stadium offices. When asked about his involvement, Gil-galad said: “Well, I can’t say I’m certain of where I’ll be signing. There’s still paperwork and salary caps to consider. But me and my people are almost certainly in on investing with the team here. This thing has promise.”

While much of northern Eriador is on board, the influential Annuminas Ltd. has its own plans according to various members we've spoken with, including Arvedui, Araphor, and Argeleb. "We're going for a more closely knit and unified squad," said Argeleb. "There will only be one or two 'outsiders' on our team, but even they know our style and have paired with us successfully in the past."

So it appears that Eriador will have four squads (including Shire-Bree United, which other networks have exclusive coverage of). All four seem extremely optimistic about their chances, which perhaps is evidence that the tournament reorganization was successful in bringing increased competitive balance.

[Nogrod]

The men of Númenor consider themselves a rare if not unique people – and they are right in a sense. They share the original capacities of the first men; endurance, strength, stamina, character and size, but unlike their ancestors, they are also refined, literate, sophisticated, proud and well, just cool. And they know that the mankind has fallen after the fall of Númenor: after the Second Age the world has been waning and so has the race of men producing ever lesser and lesser men. The exceptional majesty king Elessar showed in the third age in comparison to other men of his age made the old kings and queens of Númenor shake their heads and sigh after the glory of their times totally lost in this world. To Númenorians Elessar’s character looks as commanding as a wannabe teenage-knight’s stature who had to pray the stars to enter the Númenorean cavalry’s lowest ranks in their time.

That of course is their opinion. An opinion of a proud people, but not without a string of truth in it.

Númenor was the powerhouse of football during the first Arda Cups 08-09, getting into the bronze match on -08 and winning the title on -09 with a dream team rarely seen. After that is has been less graceful for the Númenorians, even if most nations and teams would be proud of the record of getting into the quarterfinals on two years in a row. But to Númenorians that has not been good enough. The Númenorians care for the win, and only for the win.

There was an interesting article in the Armenelos Post last week, where the editors noted that the only win in the Arca Cup to a Númenorean team (team Armenelos) came on a year when Elros was not himself in the team (-09). And in the fourth place winning side from -08 Elros was a goalkeeper – since replaced by much sharper Tar-Atanamir who has been consistently one of the best goalies in all tournaments after that. So how about it was time to show the door to the otherwise highly esteemed king and let the sporting success prevail once more?

This understandably caused a huge stir on the island of divided loyalties. Even if the strong ties of blood and pride bring the númenorians together, the issue of loyalties and the shared history of the tears shed takes them apart from each other at the same time. And the suggestion of sacking Elros wasn’t going to go down well with the “elf-friends” – while it was strongly applauded in the ranks of the “King’s Men”.

Soon it became obvious that the row was getting out of the hand as street-fights and open brawls in other public places were reported in ever shortening intervals. It was then that the great press conference was held at Armenelos yesterday.

And AKM was there, naturally.



The Númenorian investment group, Meneltarma Capital was represented by it’s co-chairs Ar-Pharazôn and Tar Atanamir. Elros was there as well as was the great Tar Minastir.


Ar-Pharazôn: On behalf of Meneltarma Capital I bid you welcome to this short press conference. We wish to assure you all Númenoreans, that there is no ill will or strife between our best players or uncertainty with our financial interests. But because of financial limitations we have made some decisions that may not please all of you, but which were forced on us.

Tar Atanamir: Yes. But we’re still building back the legendary team Armenelos for this year, more or less in the shape it was on 08-09. Sure we’re not allowing Sauron to step into the soil of this island anymore and king Elros has begged to be relieved…

Elros: That’s true. I have some plans of my own. And I assure you the article on Armenelos Post had nothing to do with it… And I’m actually staying as a minority shareholder of the Menetarma Capital. So I will support the decisions it makes and will stand behind the Númenorian excellence in football.

Tar Minastir: You know my credentials my fellow countrymen. I’m not going to play for team Armenelos this year either, and I know it is a big disappointement to many. But you can cheer for me and my good friends; the old war-horse Tar Ciryatan, Tar Meneldur the astronomer and his foresighted son Tar Aldarion on another team we have a nice holding as an investment group as well.

Ar-Pharazôn: Yes indeed. With the decision of the Meneltarma Capital we have decided to divide the talent of our island funding a few players to join a team of seafarers in the making under the captaincy of none else than Ulmo himself. So all the money by you small investors will be channelled to the greater glory of Númenor, just in two different ways, with team Armenelos and the Sea-team, whatever their name will be in the end.

Tar Atanamir: I am proud to say that even with these traito… erm… trades to Ulmo’s team, team Armenelos will refuse to go down to any team in this year’s cup.

Ar-Pharazôn: But we also wish you all to support both teams with Númenorean talent in them. We’re all of the same family. Aren’t we Elros?

Elros: For the honour of Númenor!

Everyone (suddenly standing): For the honour of Númenor!

Romenna Herald: Tar Minastir is undoubtedly one of our shiniest players, and he is taking that much of grace with him to Ulmo, and even Elros is not playing for us? Do we have any Good players left in our team of the island?

Ar-Pharazôn: Those reneg… eh… renaissance talents sure are a loss, but Tar Telperiën will lead our defence once again and the Lord of the West, Ar Adunakhôr, will help score the goals.

Tar Atanamir: And you forget the brilliance of Tar Ancalimon, Tar Calmacil and Ar Gimilzôr who formed the backbone of our midfield on 08-09. They’re back in those positions to make us run the game once more – like we used to.

The AKM: But who will feed you Mr. Pharazôn and your mate Adunakhôr? Sauron was the organizer and the passing machine on the legendary -09 team, and Elros did that job last year with Westernesse team. Who will fill that gap? Surely your team is great: an Arda-class goalkeeper, solid defence, holding midfield and great strikers, but you need someone to organise the game and feed you guys in the front to score, don’t you? Who’s taking that?

Ar-Pharazôn: A Númenorian will always rise to the occasion. Don’t you outlanders worry about that.



The AKM will leave its educated readers the drawing of conclusions from that press-meeting as it doesn’t want to endanger it’s good relations with the Númenorian hegemony. But whatever the inner rifts between the islanders, they have the talent and the capital to run far in the tournament this year as well. That is one thing there will be no doubt about.

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th

Free Agency Fury is underway!

With the announcement all previous contracts were banished to the void, by Eru, owners and investors scrambled to sign players once free agency opened. TTN is covering many teams in our regional sphere including: The Mordor teams (Barad-dur and Mordor), the Gondor teams (Minas Tirith and Gondor), the teams of weirdos (Tol in Gaurhoth and The Downer), and two others Anfauglith (associated with Sauron's Tol-in-Gaurhoth Realty) and Shire-Bree United (which has ties to Gondor's Union of Honest Workers).

RUMOR CENTRAL - for the latest rumors and news buzzing around our team coverage, read below. We stress, these are rumors, for actual confirmed signings see our "Free Agent Signings" section.

Anfauglith: It's is Melkor's Evil House group which owns the majority of team Anfauglith. However, Sauron from his TIG base has also invested a small amount into the team. This leaves us wondering how will the former Master-Servant pair, now co-owners work out? Sauron is known to have deep pockets, but at least with Anfauglith, appears to be holding back from over-spending. If Evil House takes a financial hit, will Sauron swoop in to buy up more shares of team Anfauglith? That has many wondering.

Barad-dur: And Mordorians are wondering just what Sauron is doing with his home-base teams. Not much word has gotten out of the Black Land after the press conference and the Gate was shut. There was news The Mouth was quickly signed, but it appears so far, at least in the land of Mordor, Sauron is keeping isolated. Reaching out only to the talent within Mordor, and not making a big splash by bringing in outside talent. There is of course plenty of time left, and there are rumors, but no confirmation yet on which team (Barad-dur, Mordor, TIG, or Anfauglith) Sauron will be suiting up for this year.

Mordor: Barad-dur is exclusively owned by Sauron, but Sauron also still has majority ownership over the other Mordor team. However, to the management of team, most speculate has been left to the Nazgul, since Minas Morgul investors (The Black Sorcery Guild) also hold significant ownership of the team. Plus, buying in with smaller investments is the North Umbar Trading Company and Harad Inc. Sauron still figures to be the final "yes man" in team Mordor's decisions, especially since we expect the Black Sorcery Guild to virtually go along with Sauron on all decisions.

Gondor: Gondor is an interesting situation, since most Arda Cup teams are owned by large corporations or firms, however Gondor has sprung up as one of the few publicly owned teams. With the citizenry and subjects all over the realm pooling finances to buy into team Gondor. We do not know how this strategy will fair, when compared to the wealthier clubs, but under the old rules this sort of situation could never have happened. With the Gondorian subjects being disappointed in Gondor's tournament performances, we expect a resurgance of pride and duty for Gondor, as they try to bring back the best talent from this vast, and great, realm of Men.

Minas Tirith: Unlike Gondor, Minas Tirith is owned exclusively by the Guild of Stewards. It is not unusual to see Ecthelion II, Denethor II, and Faramir in the same area, but Minas Tirithians were further emboldened with a Boromir II sighting. Will the family of Stewards be brought together under the same banner again?

Shire-Bree United: This is perhaps the most diversely invested team in all of Arda. It appears everyone who has ever been enamoured by the way the hobbits play on the pitch has bought into SB-United. We expect this diverse field of investors from: Bree, The Shire, Hobbiton, Gondor, The Barrow-Downs, Norbury, Aragorn, and Bombadil to reflect the diversity of the players they sign too. In fact, SB-United perhaps had the biggest splash of all our teams so far when Aragorn announced almost immediately he has signed to play on the team. Respected Hobbit, Samwise Gamgee welcomed the signing saying: "We wanted to have an early impact and let our fans know we are serious about building a championship team. Last year, our War of the Ring alliance fell flat, to put it kindly. A player of Aragorn's ability, isn't only quality on the field, but off as well. He is one of the greatest ambassadors to the game, and we hope will attract other big-name free agents to Shire-Bree United."

Tol-in-Gaurhoth: This is an interesting team as well, since The Barrow-Downs group owns the majority of TIG. It is a strange group, that we at TTN don't know much about, other then it's an internet-based group, run by wights, werewolves, penguin-lovers, quality beef-enthusiasts and other odd beings. They apparently get together to discuss literary tastes, and other random topics. Whatever/whomever they are, historically the TIG team has always been a strong competitor. Bouncing back last year, after a few down years, to make it all the way to the finals only to lose to Doriath. Team mainstays like phantomwolf and Nogwolf pledge that 2nd is not nearly good enough. And in the most peculiar move, Sauron has also lent his financial support to the team. Many are now wondering if Sauron himself will return to his '08 team and be the key they need to finally make TIG an Arda Cup winning champion. How much interest does Sauron have in the fortunes of TIG? No one seems to know, and only time has the answer.

The Downer: Perhaps even stranger than TIG, is the team that appeared last year The Downer. The Downer's style of play confused many Arda teams last year. It's primarily owned by Newspaper mogul Hookbill (however, The Barrow-Downs Community is also invested). We are still not sure what to expect, other than The Downer will likely have a dirt cheap payroll, because officials feel Hookbill is perhaps fudging his financial records, or honestly just making up numbers for his fledgling newspaper. The Barrow-downs brings in some financial stability, however it's clear their primary interests are in Tol-in-Gaurhoth.

FREE AGENT SIGNINGS - These are the up-to-date confirmed signings since free agency opened up last week. Obviously some teams have either been more active, or just more successful signing on players than others. Next to the player is also the salary (dollar amount in millions)

Anfauglith:

Barad-dur: The Mouth (9)

Mordor: Gorbag (3), Shagrat (4)

Gondor:

Minas Tirith: Ecthelion II (8), Denethor II (8), Faramir (8)

Shire-Bree United: Strider (11)

Tol-in-Gaurhoth:

The Downer: Hookbill (5), Alien (1)

Stay tuned in the coming weeks for exclusive features on Melkor-Sauron and Anfauglith, Tol-in-Gaurhoth and The Downer teams, plus much more news from our regional teams.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

The Weekly Wrap
by Elenrod Finrodion

It's still months away before the biggest stage in all of football, the 2012 Arda Cup, opens, and so the eyes of most of the footballing world is on the Elvish Premier League, the biggest national league in all of Arda (and covered exclusively by TENT).

Eldar United, the most storied franchise of that league, whose dynastic reign, though challenged, has lasted for most of the decade, whose roster has been filled with the who's who of Elvish football, is in danger of not finishing on top of the standings for the first time since Fëanor Financial, Ltd, acquired the team almost ten years ago.

And it is only fitting that the one who rose up to seize the pole position was the only team to have defeated them this season.

Eldamar, the team owned by Fingolfin Funds, had fought out a 1-1 draw with Eldar United on the second match day of the current season, and then, in the second-to-the-last match day just yesterday, got away with a 2-1 victory over Fëanor's squad.

And what a game it was. The scorer's table got busy after only three minutes of playing time, when Eldamar striker Penlod stole an errant pass by Elf U defender Caranthir and sprinted away before sending the ball past fellow Gondolindrim Rog and into the net.

Afterwards an enraged Fëanor took it upon himself to score the equaliser. This turned out to be a bad decision, as he was shadowed by Fingolfin himself. Furthermore, he seemed to have forgotten that he had top-class scorers Aredhel and Míriel on his team. The Eldamar captain challenged his older half-brother without fouling him, forcing him into taking a lot of off-target shots. And those shots that did manage to find their mark were snuffed with ease by the Eldamar goalkeeper Finarfin.

Just before the half Fingolfin stole the ball from a now-apoplectic Fëanor and booted it deep into the Elf U half, where a rushing Gwindor managed to take the pass barely onside before sending a rocket from the top of the box.

After the halftime break, a noticeably calmer Fëanor entered the pitch, listening intently to his mother before taking his position on the pitch. Their captain's change in attitude manifested in Eldar United's performance, playing a smoother attacking game that featured dangerous crosses into the box, dazzling solo runs, and accurate missiles from outside the penalty area. It was nothing short of miraculous that Eldamar's defence managed to deny them time and again, even managing to mount their own counterattacks that also came close at times. But their denial wouldn't last forever--almost twenty minutes into the half an Eöl corner kick resulted in an Aredhel header that caught the Eldamar defence looking the wrong way.

But that would turn out to be the final score line of the match. Fingolfin's squad challenged possession of the ball more, blunting the Elf U attack and producing chances of their own. Eventually, the final whistle sounded, and Eldamar players were hugging each other on the pitch before carrying their captain Fingolfin off on their shoulders.

Eldamar now has a two-point advantage over Eldar United in the standings, with a game against relegation-bound Avari on the last match day. Only a troll would be foolish enough to bet against Eldamar winning the Premier League title, even if Eldar United wins over their last opponent Greenwood Archers.

Fëanor, predictably, didn't show up for the postgame interview, but his teammate Eöl was there to represent the team. Fingolfin was there as well to represent Eldamar.

Ard-Galen Herald: That was an impressive performance on the pitch, Fingolfin, limiting Fëanor to only three shots on target and no goals. How do you feel about what you've done?

Fingolfin: You all know how much I look up to my half-brother. He's always been consistently a player of the highest level, both in the league and in the Arda Cup. Having to defend him was a task scarcely less arduous than fighting Morgoth, but I'm glad that I was up to it.

Hísilómë Bulletin: It's all but sure now that you've secured your first Elvish title. So let's discuss your plans for the upcoming Arda Cup.

Fingolfin: When I missed the finals for the first time last year, after winning it all with Gondolin in '10, I was very disappointed with myself. You could say that we were in a tough group, and fought a tough first round opponent. But that's no excuse for a quality team. They're supposed to win, no matter the odds against them.

Hísilómë Bulletin: Is it true that, despite being approached by your children and kinsmen and mortal allies, you turned them all down? Do you have any plans to form a team this year?

Fingolfin: I gave it much thought, but I decided that this time around, I'll leave the leadership role to someone else, so I can give it my all on the pitch.

Hísilómë Bulletin: But you're Fingolfin. Almost everyone else looks up to you. Who could lead someone as respected as you? Are you planning to join a Valarin team, then?

Fingolfin: I am not yet at liberty to discuss which side I have signed with for the Arda Cup.

Despite much prodding Fingolfin refused to answer questions regarding his Arda Cup affiliation. So the focus was shifted to Eöl.

Nan Elmoth Times: How do you feel about your first Premier League loss in three years?

Eöl: We gave it our all, but we still lost. It happens. Being second always gives people the drive to try and overthrow the champions, so us on top should always be ready to defend our title.

Nan Elmoth Times: How did you feel about Fëanor's play during the first half.

Eöl: He's a very passionate player, with all the pros and cons that go with it. But you can see the results. He's led us to the top of the standings for eight straight years, and he's won an Arda Cup, as well as all those scoring titles. I'd rather have him passionate about the game than not care about it at all. But I won't deny that at times he makes me feel uncomfortable, but he always presses us to be the best we can. Our stay on the top was all because he was there to push us.

Nan Elmoth Times: So you're happy playing with him?

Eöl: Yes.

Nan Elmoth Times: So you're not against playing with him in the Arda Cup?

Eöl: Yes. In fact, I am happy to reveal that I have signed with his team for fifteen million dollars.

Fingolfin: *casts a sideward glance at Eöl before muttering* How come I got one million less?

Beleriand Inquirer: What was it, Fingolfin?

Fingolfin: Nothing.

Morgoth has also been sighted in the arena during the match, but attempts to interview him have been turned away by his troll bodyguards.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

From the Elvish Premier League we now turn to another high-profile tournament, the inter-division Deathless Champions League, featuring the top teams from the Elvish Premiere Leagu, the Úvanima Serie A, and the Ainu Liga.

The highlight of this game day was, surprisingly, the fact that Taniquetil's home game against Tol Sirion was played in Avallónë Arena, Tol Eressëa, and not in the Valmar Grand Stadium.

It seems that the ban of football matches in the Blessed Realm was not limited only to the Arda Cup.

Our correspondents managed to interview Tol Sirion midfielder Thuringwethil before the match.

'If even Mordor and Angband, supposedly strongholds of evil, manage to be safer places for football fans than the so-called Blessed Realm, then the ban is well and truly deserved,' she said.

The ban had its effects on potential investors. According to an official from the Vanyar financial group Calaquendi, Inc, who spoke under condition of anonymity: 'Even we, the strongest supporters of the Valar, are leery of investing in their teams. Ticket sales remain one of the best sources of revenue for teams, and the lack of that due to the ban will leave our investments at the mercy of the team's performance on the pitch, something that our more prudent board members aren't willing to entertain.'

Calaquendi, Inc, however, has invested in the Tirion team, according to our source.

'Tirion's more likely to advance past the group stage, since they're less prone to match-up mishaps and strategic breakdowns than the Valarin teams. Besides, there's an ongoing petition in the AFA to allow Eldamar Stadium to host games, since there have been no untoward incidents against fans of teams hosted by Tirion.'

The match, meanwhile, ended in a one-all draw, with Tol Sirion co-captain Finrod (through an assist from his co-captain Sauron) and Taniquetil forward Eönwë each scoring in the second half. A second game, this time in the Prime Minas Tirith Arena, will be played next week.

Sauron didn't stay for the post-game interview, but Finrod and Taniquetil captain Manwë stayed behind to answer questions.

'I am coming back to Nargothrond for this year's Arda Cup,' said Finrod simply before the questions could be asked. 'And so is my brother Orodreth.'

However, questions about his reticence to offer Túrin a contract, despite rumours that abounded in the months after the previous Arda Cup that Finduilas would try her best to recruit the champion and multiple Golden Boot-winning forward to the Caves of Narog, were met with a 'No comment.'

Questions were now directed at Manwë, mainly about--yes, you've guessed it--the ban of games from Valinor.

'Eru's will be done on Eä' was all that the media was able to pry from him after multiple variations of the same question.

Questions about whether he would form a team this year, and who would be in it was answered with: 'Yes, Eru has revealed to me that a team will be formed under the Valimar banner. And among those from the Uttermost West shall be those who had been to the uttermost East.' He refused to elaborate further.

[the phantom]

MESPN News
The Phantom

GONDOLIN- There's no doubt that the hidden realm in the Encircling Mountains loves their football, and so it's no surprise that they have moved quickly thus far in the preseason.

Team Gondolin is entirely owned by Hidden Rock Public. Some outsiders are surprised that Turgon doesn't have any private stake in the squad, but Gondolin fanatics were expecting as much. There has been some amount of strife between Turgon and fans when it comes to football matters in recent years, as Aredhel and Maeglin have found more success both in Gondolin and elsewhere, leading the people to place greater trust in their leadership.

Turgon put a brave face on things, and diplomatically stated that he wished his nephew the best, and that his impending signing with Inter Beleriand was entirely by choice, but most suspect that Maeglin didn't think he could have sufficient command with Turgon looking over his shoulder.

Aredhel, meanwhile, has stayed completely out of it, and is rumored to have signed with one of the squads from the Blessed Realm. The same thing is being reported of Turgon's wife, Elenwe, and his daughter, Idril.

Maeglin, meanwhile, wasted no time in helping to pull in a huge signing for Gondolin- Gothmog, lord of Balrogs.

Most expected to hear that Ecthelion had signed as well, as he and Gothmog have seemed inseparable in recent years, but in fact Ecthelion is working on finalizing a contract with AC Beleriand.

Gothmog: "We really enjoy playing together, but things just didn't work out this year. AC Bel didn't think they could afford to bring me on along with Ecthelion- not at a salary I'm worth, anyway. And then Maeglin offered me more than Morgoth was willing to give me, and Ecthelion encouraged me to take it. Maeglin and I worked well together on team Angfauglith last year, so it's not as if I'll be a fish out of water."

Others confirmed to have signed with Gondolin include Rog, Duilin, and Egalmoth.

[the phantom]

MESPN News
The Phantom

ISENGARD- After doing a joint effort with the Misty Mountains last season, Saruman is back in the cozy confines of Isengard, and is well on his way to completing his squad.

Team Isengard is owned by Orthanc Inc., but really it's just Saruman. He allows various underlings to have a teensy slice, but he calls every shot unopposed.

His first signing, which came as an absolute shock to many Misty Mts. fans, was Caradhras. The peak-spirit that kept balls out of Misty's goal last season with blinding snow and gusts of wind was expected to be back with the range. But Saruman, who was prominent in bringing Caradhras onto the pitch in the first place, convinced Big C to allow himself to be transported to Isengard.

And so the pinnacle of Caradhras now sits on the practice field just outside Isengard's rocky ring, waiting to hurl his fury at any that would dare attempt to pass him by.

Saruman also used his hypnotizing voice to win over Quickbeam and Treebeard. "He reminded us of what a fine time we had doing the whole Watch-Wood thing, and how we had once been friends, and I just couldn't find it in me to be upset," said Treebeard.

Saruman has also recruited a few of the usual suspects to bolster his roster, such as Mauhur and Ugluk.

[Nogrod]

Breaking News - Breaking Rumours - Breaking News

The rumours around the Evil House financials have flown wild the last days when it was revealed that Melkor was going to out two teams into the competition – and what more – that he was going to have a marked influence of at least one team in Beleriand. It was a well known fact that Melkor had had an aggressive financial campaign offering his plenty to many teams around, and that there had been, understandably, a general reluctance to “take the bait” by the regional investment groups. But that someone had taken it in and allowed him a foothold at the team was something unheard of.

The truth sometimes is stranger than fiction, but sometimes it’s also less so. Which one is this, the reader must decide him/herself.

According to Carcaroth, The Evil House’s spokeswolf, Morgoth has more cash he can spend and loves football. And as the salary-cap denies him the chance to build a team of his liking he has been willing to venture farther spending some capital to gain experience in sports management just for curiosity’s sake.

The main points one could draw in from that rather peculiar press conference where Carcaroth almost ate a few elven and human journalists (“a bad old habit of mine”, was Carcaroth’s excuse to his behaviour) can be summed into the following points.


* There will be a team of Angband totally owned by the Evil House. The core of the players signed as now are (the salaries in millions in brackets):

Leader of defence: Morgoth (20)
Second Assistant defender: Balrog #1 (15)
Goalkeeper: Carcaroth (12)
Forward: Tevildo (12)

The Evil House is looking forwards to at least one more top-quality player for the team Angband, most specifically to the attack. With high salaries for the top-players the rest of the team will most probably be consisting mainly of orcish and/or human servants/allies to Morgoth as they come cheap enough to fit the cap on salaries but are still able to fill their places for the real players to flourish and succeed.


* The Evil House will have a majority ownership in a team pulled up in rememberance of the Battle of the Sudden Flame. The team will probably go by name of "Anfauglith" or "Dagor Bragollach", and will have the financial support of Morgoth to the following players:

Ungoliant (18) at the goal.
Three Balrogs (13 each) to defend the goal.
(making up some 60% of the main budget for the team)

Also it was revealed that Sauron’s part in that team would be financing Thuringwethil’s salary of (12) as the Striker of the team.

Carcaroth was not confirming or denying the rumours that Hador Lórindol himself and his sons; Galdor (the father of Húrin and Huor) and Gundor would play for the team as well. So it remains to be confirmed.


* The Evil House will have a minority share in one Beleriand team. Not a big stake, but a deal made in “mutual interests” of the different parties involved. Morgoth’s part of the bargain is one Balrog to lead the defence – and “a lot more in value than his say in the team is”, like Carcaroth put it. It seems that in return the early houses of Men have invested their money and talent to the Sudden Flame –team.

Now the insistent rumours have it that the Oath & Blood Alliance would have a considerable part in that team’s finances, not to speak of some High Noldorians that might play in that team as well. To this Carcaroth was not willing to answer but suggested the questions should be pointed to the sons of Fëanor themselves.

The latest rumour has it, that Fingon would be involved as a player and individual investor – and that he would have talked his cousin and great friend Maedhros with him once again (well, Maedhros ows him anyway - and they seem to enjoy playing with each other). And with that alliance also the Oath & Blood Alliance would have gotten involved...

Anyway, if that rumour is true, the forwards of the team look formidable and with one Balrog in defence the team would only need a decent goalie to challenge the other teams in earnest. The wildest scenarios put Turgon on the goal (knowing his awkward situation with the team Gondolin, that doesn't actually sound so implausible). But as was said, that is still more or less speculation.

[Shastanis Althreduin]

Most recent Arda Cup champion Doriath was, as you might expect, one of the teams hit hardest by the introduction of the salary cap mechanic. All the impressive talent of that team came with an equally impressive price tag, and Doriath was forced to change up their lineup in order to come in under budget.

They were, of course, able to keep several of their previous roster - Melian and Luthien, in particular, felt that their loyalty to their home realm superseded other, possibly more lucrative contracts offered by other teams. Interestingly enough, however, King Elwe will not be playing for Doriath! This, naturally, caused a veritable storm of requests for interviews and press appearances, as the public clamored to know why their king and captain had decided not to play in the Cup. In response, Elwe elected to hold a short press conference, in which he revealed that while he would not be playing for Doriath, that didn't necessarily mean he wasn't playing at all. He was curiously unwilling to mention exactly what team he'd be playing for, but did refer to his "oldest memories."

Also of interest is the fact that, due to conflicting loyalties, the dynamic duo of Turin and Beleg will, at least for this year, be rather more along the lines of a friendly rivalry. While Turin has left Doriath for parts unknown, Beleg has been observed hanging about Doriath in the company of Mablung and Dior, talking animatedly about their plans for the season, coming up with plays and strategies to use on the field, and generally having a good time.

[Nogrod]

From the Editor (John Bull)

What will happen to those star-filled megateams and overwhelming alliances of skill and renown, has been a centerpiece of discussion in both sports-arenas and pubs around Arda since the salary-cap was introduced. For with it teams like Formenos of 2008 (Fëanor and all his sons + Huan), Armenelos of 2009 (all the stars of Armenelos accompanied by Sauron), Mithrim of 2010 and Doriath of 2011 (Húrin, Túrin, Beleg and Huan with top quality backing – like Celegorm & Curufin and Morwen in 2010, or with the dazzling mix of Eöl, Melian, Beren, Elwë and Carcaroth in 20011) are clearly things of the past. There will be no more “Super-Teams” as last year’s team Doriath fex. would probably cost nearer 180-190 million. So which alliances hold fast, who goes to try new sow new alliances, who gets kicked out?

Whatever the press-releases say, it seems at least Turgon has been shown the door in Gondolin, like Elros in Númenor. Two great kings humiliatingly thrown out to make room for the brighter stars of the teams. Those moves will understandably be explained as their own wish to “seek out fresh challenges” or to “widen their experience with different squads and playing styles”, or maybe even to “make out new alliances”.

And if Shasta’s report is to believed, even such mates as Túrin and Beleg are going their separate ways this year because of, and this is how the AKM sees it, financial pressures. Or how about Elrond not playing for Imladris? He must be one of the MVP’s of the whole tournament… so maybe that is the reason, as anyone hiring him will have to settle with lesser quality players overall because of the price-tag Elrond comes with? A look at the mostly inexistent prospects of Angband team to hire any “over the average” players to fill the positions left over by the stars of the team are a case in point.

But even in this situation all alliances do not break – and some are even newly found. With some inside knowledge into the makings of the Blood & Oath Alliance investment group the AKM is proud to reveal a few very interesting team news.

Through the Blood & Oath Alliance the sons of Fëanor have decided to invest considerable amounts of money (and prestige) to four teams still in the making: two in Beleriand and two in Valinor. The forming of the teams in Beleriand are still in their first stages, but the AKM can make a preliminary report on the how things are working out with the Valinor-based teams.



The AKM special report on teams from Valinor

It seems nobody has the faintest on Manwë’s intentions, whether he is going to play this year or not (could there be any reason for his secretiveness in the fact that the West was banned from playing in their homeground this year?). But it seems clear Aulë and Yavanna are bringing forth a mighty team while Tulkas and Nessa are building another no less impressive one. Although there are rumours a team Valimar would also be in the making mainly financed by the Manwë and Varda led investment group Ainulindalë Enterpises ltd.


The name the AKM heard for Aulë’s and Yavanna’s team is FC Valinor, and if the rumours are true, it would be ready to spend almost 115 million to form a mighty team. At least it looks by far the highest budget any team would have that the AKM is aware of.

But the names then… Curufin (14), Celegorm (13) and Huan (18) would play together for FC Valinor! One of the hottest duos of last year’s tournament would be rejoined by their close mate and probably the most succesful player in the whole of Arda Cup’s history. Compared to Huan’s achivements in Arda Cup even Fëanor and Turin must humble themselves. Looking at Huan’s track record just makes one gasp with awe: he has tended the goal of 2008 champions, 2009 silver-medalists, 2010 bronze-medalists and led his team to championship the second time on 2011.

And that’s not all there is to FC Valinor. It is easy to figure both Aule and Yavanna will be playing, even if it seems that they would have to settle with a bit more modest wages to fit all the great players in the team, even with the total budget as high as it is. But the word is that Curufin and Celegorm have talked their older brother Maglor to join as well for 12 million. Also the silver-footed Idril has been tied closely to the team in the rumours going around, as well as Lórien himself… which might mean also his brother Mandos could be involved.

Whichever of the rumours come true, the AKM sees FC Valinor as one of the strongest teams yet to have come to the fore with even a partial squad.


But the team being raised by Tulkas and Nessa seems no less formidable. The forward trio of the team Real Valinor (pronounced "Reäl", meaning more or less: "royal") - which is the name circulating around right now – looks more or less one of the deadliest anyone could come up with. It was officially revealed yesterday, that the former team Valinor striking-trio Nerdanel, Miriel and Arien would play for Real Valinor this year, for 14 million each.

Tilion who broke through into the minds of the footballing community in 2009 with team Valimar and as an unlikely Utumno-forward in 2010 scoring 21 phantasy points both years had a bit disappointing year on 2011 scoring only 15 pts. with team Angband. But it looks like he’s willing to turn his fortunes back this year in where he belongs to, in Valinor, with a “cheapish” price-tag of 12 million on him. The buzz about him has been lively though as it was announced that he would play in the defence this year even if everyone knows him the best as the top-scorer. The AKM’s quess is that he will be taking the role of a “libero”, the defender with a free role to go as he pleases being in the top of the attack or back down aiding the goalie – or anywhere between.

Some reports have it that Caranthir the Dark would be playing for Real Valinor, some that Nienna would – and that with her Gandalf might return to the West to play. But whoever there will be in the final team, one must not forget Tulkas himself, or Nessa, whom both it is quite safe to assume will play for the team.


So not only FC Valinor, but also Real Valinor look like formidable teams this year (having top-budgets as well) it would be stupid to not count in when making the predictions on the top teams this year.

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th

Interview with The Downer boss, Hookbill

The Downer has been one of the more active teams in signing players and their roster is nearly complete. Although one has to wonder whether any of these characters from the notorious newspaper cartoons would be eligible to play on Arda-based teams.

Nevertheless, I was able to find Hookbill and ask him a few questions about the upcoming year and how he thinks his club will perform...

1. The Downer has a the lowest payroll of the 32 teams, in fact, by a pretty large margin. Many are saying it's because The Downer newspaper is fledgling to stay afloat. What do you have to say to the speculations saying The Downer is going bankrupt and accusing you of fudging your distribution numbers?

Hookbill: We don't even pay our journalists. The only people who get paid at The Downer are the rats; we pay them not to eat our reporters.

Look, we may have been known for fudging the truth, fudging paper work, fudging numbers, fudging chocolate and even fudging our employees. But we have never fudged our numbers.

2. Would you consider selling the club to outside investors? And have you had any offers from outsiders interested in buying the club?

Hookbill: If I knew what the club was, I might sell it. Is it a food? Can I eat it? Or is it a blunt instrument with which I can beat my competition?

3. Last year The Downer was rocked by doping allegations, particularly their primary FW, Alien. Has Alien cleaned up? And is he in season-form to be the top goal scorer for your team?

Hookbill: Alien has, if anything, doubled his illegal activities. I mean, cheating here is peanuts compared to some of the things I've heard. You don't even want to know!

Hookbill declined to say if all of Alien's indiscretions were the reason The Downer's payroll was marked pathetically low, at 37 million. If the reports out of The Shire this past week are true, then it may shed some light on the truth.

The Saucepan Man, wanting to test eligibility to play for another team, citing he wanted to be on a team that took the Arda Cup more serious. He was spotted at SB United's practice field and ready to tryout. But Alien randomly appeared out of nowhere, and burned down the home team's lockerrooms. Hobbit officials sent SPM packing and telling him to take his "revolting green friend" with him. With no choice now, SPM re-signed on to The Downer and originally agreed to be the highest paid member, at 7 million. However, SB United sued The Downer for damages caused by Alien, and Hookbill docked the 1 million out of SPM's salary instead. When asked why the fine wasn't taken out of Alien's pay, Hookbill seemed more confused and showed contempt for the entire Arda Cup institution, "sport? What is sport?"

He would explain the senseless competition committee's rules prevent him from paying nothing to players. So he couldn't keep docking pay from Alien (who was signed for a mere 1 million), even if Alien was the player responsible for the most destruction. Thus he had to fine other players to pay for damages caused by Alien, "and besides, it was SPM who tried to sign with the hobbits."

It would then appear, Hookbill had his reasons to not go into details of all of Alien's "illegal activities." Not for my stomach's benefit, but to prevent Arda officials, and other teams from filing more lawsuits against The Downer. The Downer newspaper is boasting financial strength. In fact, it is, "frivolous lawsuits," from a biased institution feeling The Downer team has no right being in Arda competitions, which are forcing The Downer into a dirt cheap payroll.

[the phantom]

MESPN News
The Phantom

DOR-LOMIN- After a highly successful stint in Doriath, Turin and Hurin were both keen to return to their homeland for this year's Arda Cup, where the influential Hador House Holdings was quick off the mark, determining their investment strategy and making signings as quickly as possible.

Hador House purchased a small stake in both of the Beleriand teams (Inter and AC) and a slightly larger portion in Angfauglith, but the Dor-Lomin team is their focus, as they own it exclusively.

In order to attract a wider array of talent, they named their team Hithlum rather than Dor-Lomin. “This first year we think it’s likely we’ll be largely a home squad, but we’re looking at the future as well,” said Hador yesterday.

Why does Hador think it will mostly be very local talent? For starters, Beleg won’t be joining Turin. In the first days there was much talk of his impending signing- it was only logical. But soon it became evident that Beleg would be sticking with Doriath, for this Cup anyway.

And then the hot rumor was that Celegorm and Curufin would again be joining Hador, as he had helped get them their chance to play offense at last year’s Cup. But it just didn’t work out practically. Hador already had top-flight offensive talent in Hurin and Turin, not to mention the accompanying price tags.

To enter the bidding on the sons of Feanor would demand that other salaries be slashed, and even then the overall payroll of the team would probably end up too high. Hador House is powerful, but doesn’t have the cash to go head to head with the likes of Aule and Yavanna.

Hador House moved quickly in the wake of those failed signings and got other House members on board, including Nienor and Morwen. Also more than willing to sign were loyals such as Gethron and Grithnir, and of course faithful Sador.

According to Hador, the full squad will be ready to hit the practice field as soon as this Friday.

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th

Weekend Report

Another week is coming to a close and TTN brings to its readers the latest news and rumors on the free agency front.

RUMOR CENTRAL - Teams are really beginning to take shape, as the clubs are anxious to get on the practice fields and begin workouts.

Anfauglith: As AKM reported, Anfauglith appears to be focusing all their cap room on the defense and trusting to Ungoliant to keep a clean goal. The arachnid and Balrog-loaded defense is more than capable of doing this, but Thuringwethil may be lonely up in the attack. It appears both Morgoth and Sauron have maxed out on the money they want to spend on Anfauglith (therefor we can at least report in all likelyhood, Sauron will not be playing for Anfauglith). That leaves Hador House and Old Beor House the task of finding players to support Thuringwethil.

Barad-dur: Surprisingly, even though Umbar is actually invested in Mordor, the famous pirates have been signed by Sauron to play for Barad-dur. What promises were given to Castamir, Angamaite, and Sangahyando to play for this Mordor team? We can not say, but it wasn't more money, as Sauron got the pirate trio for rather cheap prices. Also, taking a page from Captain Faramir's book, Mumakil will be GK for Barad-dur this year, and only for 1 million. TTN should add, that the price of these contracts don't necessarily indicate the quality of the player. Mumakil was a pretty solid GK for Ithilien in '10, but as a beast, it really has no need for hard currency. A trend you will see with most animals that teams sign.

Mordor: Team Mordor has gone on a Nazgul spending spree this past week, picking up 5, and also trying to make a push for all Nazgul uniting under Mordor. Although Sauron has stated he will not overspend just to have all the Nazgul on one team. So, certainly the Witch-King, Khamul, and the other unsigned Nazgul may be drawn away to other teams for more money, as Sauron does not want to get into a price war to keep his Nazgul together. And the other Mordor investors agree. Sauron did add though, he could always make room if any of his Nazgul wished to return to play for Mordor, but simply wasn't going to put up big bucks for them. Since it has become apparent that the Witch-king and Khamul, are testing the open market, and are so far commanding some pretty hefty prices for their services, they will likely not be on either Mordor team this year.

Gondor: Gondor has been slower to act than other teams, but I think that is more due to the red tape of being a publicly owned club. However, the side they have been putting together appears to be quite strong on the offense. Prolific Gondorian goal-scorer Eldacar was signed to play FW, and he will be assisted by Romendacil and Falastur in the MF. The front is definitely looking stout, but there are concerns at the back. Imrahil is certainly a strong player, but he's slotted to play defender, and many are doubting his capabilities, since he's usually up as an attacking MF. There are talks of bringing one of the sons of Elendil (which one is not yet certain) to Gondor. Our bets would be placed on Anarion, since his ties to Gondor were always stronger than Isildur's, who's shown preferences to Eriador in the past.

Minas Tirith: Minas Tirith is making some rather peculiar moves, signing all of their players at 8 milion so far. It seems as if the Guild of Stewards are refusing to go higher (and even lower) to sign players. In fact, this is probably the reason other solid Gondorians (Falastur, Hyarmendacil, and Eldacar) decided to sign with Gondor, because they were willing to go higher. Minas Tirith has shown no willingness to go more than 8 million. However, they are still fielding a strong team, as this past week notable signings include Earnil II, Cirion, and the Faithful Steward, Mardil were brought in. We reported last week that Boromir II was seen in Minas Tirith, well now this past week Boromir I was spotted. So, will there not only be a family-reunion but a union of Boromirs in Minas Tirith? But for Boromir II, I would think the Guild of Stewards would have to budge on their 8 million cap, unless if playing for Gondor again, means a willingness to take less, to the son of Denethor.

Shire-Bree United: The splash of signing Aragorn did have some benefits, but how successful that strategy is, only the tournament will tell. Bombadil and The BW have now signed, and that should certainly improve on SB-United's forturnes from their dismal Hobbit reunion last year. However, this combination of FWs and attacking MFs was seen in '10 with Breeland and it was also a miserable flop. That may have been due to an anemic defense though, and bad goal-tending. Manning the posts this season will be Halbarad, as Butterbur was booted down to play defense. Still the questions of how will they fix the defense remains? It's being rumored one of the teams trying to wrestle some Nazgul out of Mordor is SB-United. That combination of a killer attack, and frightening Nazgul defense could definitely pay off, if the rumors are true.

Tol-in-Gaurhoth: as per usual TIG has been slow in finding players. Although so far 3 werewolves have been added, the usual TIG captains Nogwolf and Phantomwolf, to play FW and MF, respectively. They will be joined by Gwathwolf, for his excellent phantasy performance last year, and that wolf will be on the defense. The biggest news out of TIG, however, is the new rules restricting TIG to only having 4 werewolves on the roster. The last werewolf slot will be the GK, and the rest of the roster will be filled by wights voted in by the Barrow-downs shareholders, and possibly even, cross your fingers TIG fans, Sauron himself!

The Downer: The Downer's roster has been filled, as Hookbill seemed to at least want to have a completed roster early. We'll have to see if they get right to practicing, and not the hooliganising behavior they were known for last year. The Downer appears to be changing formation to a 4-4-2, as top goal-scorer SPM has dropped down to play FW with Alien. Hookbill will man the MF and disappointed from King Bus' goal-tending last year, Bubble Buddha will have those honors this year.


FREE AGENT SIGNINGS - These are the up-to-date confirmed signings since free agency opened up last week. Obviously some teams have either been more active, or just more successful signing on players than others. Next to the player is also the salary (dollar amount in millions)

Anfauglith: Thuringwethil (12), Balrog #4 (13), Balrog #3 (13), Borlach (3), Balrog #2 (13), Ungoliant (18)

Barad-dur: The Mouth (9), Gothmog II (6), Castamir (7), Beruthiel (6), Angamaite (3), Sangahyando (3), Fellbeast #2 (2), Mumakil (1)

Mordor: Gorbag (3), Shagrat (4), Nazgul #1, #2, #3, #4, an #5 (7), Silent Watcher (1)

Gondor: Eldacar (10), Romendacil (8), Falastur (9), Eldarion (5), Imrahil (5), Hyarmendacil (10)

Minas Tirith: Ecthelion II (8), Denethor II (8), Faramir (8), Mardil (8), Tarandor (8), Cirion (8), Earnil II (8)

Shire-Bree United: Strider (11), Bombadil (5), Barrow-wight (10), Bandobras (4), Ferny (2), Butterbur (2), Halbarad (5)

Tol-in-Gaurhoth: Nogwolf (10), Phantomwolf (10), Gwathwolf (10)

The Downer: Hookbill (5), Alien (1), SPM (6), Lalwende MP (3), John Fillis (2), P Hampton (4), BW Himself (6), Burnt Bert (2), Evil Mayo (1), Morsul (4) Bubble Buddha (3),

Stay tuned for later in the week on our exclusive Tol-in-Gaurhoth report. TTN was able to roam the streets, finding local TIG supporters and players, and asking pointed questions about the upcoming year.
(Editors note: I've gotten most of the replies back, thank you all for the...interesting responses - and there's a very nice variety, which also makes me happy. I'll give the rest a few more days yet, to respond, if they want. Look to Wednesday for the TIG report)

[the phantom]

PROJECTING THE HOST SITES OF ARDA CUP 2012
MESPN NEWS
The Phantom

Every year there are great stories involving the group host sites of Arda Cup. Even though there have been changes to the Arda Cup format after the reformation, Eru was adamant about preserving the hosting system. “It is a way to provide the various cultures of Arda a chance to showcase their unique traditions, architecture, artisanship, and enthusiasm.”

Besides the group hosting sites, there are also the playoff sites. The first round always takes place in the home stadiums of group winners- a way to reward them for their efforts. But in the rounds that follow neutral sites are selected- sites that are considered to have the appropriate stadium capacity and lodging and hospitable attitude.

These factors are considered for hosting groups as well, but the selectors are generally less picky in order to assure a more diverse rotation. Making sure everyone has a turn is not so important once the playoffs arrive. And so the late rounds of the playoffs are often a repeated parade of the most prestigious arenas and football-cities in Arda- Valimar, Armenelos, Gondolin, Doriath, Minas Tirith, etc.

Two years ago, however, the finals settled into a home that is, perhaps, permanent. Even nostalgic football old-timers agree- Amon Hen Coliseum is beyond magnificent. The arena is by far the largest in football, thanks to its location on the slopes of the Hill of Seeing and the way it amplifies the vision of spectators. The arena is also a sort of museum, with sections dedicated to depicting other realms with outstanding football traditions.

It seems rather obvious that the stadium at Rauros will be used this year- if not for the finals, then at the least for the quarters or semis. As far as potential host sites for the group stages, MESPN is always on the cutting edge of things, guessing accurately more often than not, thanks to a combination of logic and rumor catching.

Predicting the Groups and Host Sites

Let’s get the easy ones out of the way. First-

NUMENOR- No doubt about it- Numenor is a great host site at any stage of the tournament. Why are we so certain it will be used in the group stages? Because of the ban on games in the Blessed Realm, of course.

Eru stated during his reformation speech that he would seek to continue regionalizing groups, meaning that teams will be, when possible, sent to a host site close enough for some of their fans to travel to. In other words, Tirion probably isn’t going to be assigned to a Mordor-hosted group, and Minas Tirith is unlikely to be sent to an Alqualonde-hosted group, and so on.

So let’s take a look at geography here. The Blessed Realm has four teams this year- Real Valinor, FC Valinor, Tirion, and Valimar. There is also a team from Numenor (Armenelos), as well as a team called The Sea, which is officially based in Tol Eressea. Then there is the Havens squad, which looks to be headquartered in the Grey Havens, but which also has a pull from Alqualonde and other seaports.

That’s seven teams that hail from west of the mainland. Therefore, we here at MESPN think it’s a lock that Numenor will be hosting- probably at their grand arena in Armenelos.

GREY HAVENS- Even after using Numenor as a host site, there will still be three far western teams left, so logically there will need to be a host site on the coast, or at least near it. Others have suggested Nargothrond, Gondolin, Doriath, and Angband among others, but there are enough teams from western Middle-Earth that at least one of those will have to be used anyway, not to mention the possibility of another being selected as a neutral site in the playoffs.

We think Angband is probably out (for the far western teams, anyway), because that would seem to take a problematic issue and make it worse- banning the Blessed Realm from hosting and then shipping them to the home of their greatest enemy.

Doriath is probably out as well, since they hosted several games last year (group stage & playoffs). Angfauglith hosted last year too.

Team Hithlum is an unlikely host, as at this time they are clearly settled in Dor-Lomin and would not be as prepared as far as facilities go at this time. Tol-In-Gaurhoth doesn’t seem to be prepared to host such a large number of guests either at this time.

One of the Beleriand squads could be chosen (AC or Inter), but Inter seems unlikely. With the personal investment of Maedhros along with the Sons of Feanor buying in, the team has based itself at Himring, which hosted last year.

AC is really the only possibility beyond Nargothrond and Gondolin, and surely at least one of them needs to be kept in reserve for the playoffs.

So, the Grey Havens definitely seems to be a likely pick, with the possibility of one other Beleriand realm hosting. Any leftover Beleriand teams will be shipped a short distance east, possibly to-

WEATHERTOP- Though Eru scrapped many contracts and such, he has done his best to be fair, and so we cannot imagine that the costly renovations and additions at Amon Sul will be ignored given that they were made with the expectation of hosting during this year’s Arda Cup.

Certainly the facilities were selected for use during last year’s playoffs, but that was more of an added bonus. This year was the expectation.

Now it is possible that they will be a neutral site used for quarterfinals or semis, but that’s no guarantee. The policy in this year’s Arda Cup for playoff hosting is to have a shortlist of possibilities and then select the ones that work best for the teams involved, which obviously can’t be known until the playoffs arrive. And so in order to guarantee Weathertop games they will need to be selected for the group stage.

THE SHIRE- Since there are four squad in Eriador, there will need to be another host site in the region to catch any Beleriand teams that get shipped east (and likely the weirdo extra-dimensional squad, The Downer).

The hobbits have been working, not tirelessly (face it, they’re hobbits), but with some effort on making little improvements to the Michel Delving Bowl. It has always been a delightful changeup to other sites in Arda. It’s not modern and it’s not overly large, but rather it is comfortable and homey, with a rustic charm in its simple creaking woodwork and padded seats. It also allows the crowd to be much closer to the action than most arenas, featuring very little space along the side and end lines, and with the seats at a somewhat steeper incline than usual.

The Bowl has upgraded slightly in the past two seasons, adding an extra couple rows of seats around the ring, and topping them with a row of box seats. Lovers of the old look will not be disappointed, as the luxury boxes are uniquely hobbitish- wooden, open-faced with no glass, and filled with squishy armchairs. So while the box users will be pampered and have ample space, they will not be separated from the action.

OTHER SITE SPECULATION- Either Gondor or Mordor will host this year, but we’re uncertain which one at this time. Arda Cup representatives have been seen meeting with hosting committees from Minas Morgul, Barad-Dur, and Minas Tirith.

There will also be a host site around the Wilderland neighborhood, and we think we’ve narrowed it down to either Erebor or Moria (Dwarves United).

There will need to be a host site for teams caught between those regions (Misty Mts, Rohan, Isengard), so look for one of them to host as well. Since Dunharrow hosted last year, we are leaning towards Isengard, particularly if Moria is selected to host the Wilderland based group. And with Misty Mts as the alternative to Isengard, it seems very likely Moria will host one of the two groups, as both Misty and Dwarves United consider it to be their home arena.

As far as Beleriand is concerned, we’ve already said why Doriath, Angfauglith, Angband, and others won’t be selected this year. Gondolin, Nargothrond, and AC Beleriand would be in the running. But remember, one will likely be held as a possible playoff site. With that in mind, Gondolin is likely removed from contention, as they have the pedigree to host in the playoffs.

Out of Nargothrond and AC Bel, I would guess that Finrod’s realm would receive the nod. For one, it’s a better travel location than AC Bel (which is headquartered at Lake Mithrim). Second, its lodging and stadium is better suited to handle things. And finally, Feanor has seemed completely focused on putting his squad together, and spokeselves have hinted that he doesn’t particularly want his people distracted by dealing with hosting concerns.

SUMMARY
So there you have it- we expect the group hosts to be-
Armenelos
Grey Havens
Michel Delving
Amon Sul
Nargothrond
Moria
Erebor or Isengard
Mordor or Gondor

[Nogrod]

The AKM finally managed to sit Maedhros down for a chat on how things are starting to form with him and the teams of Beleriand. Maedhros turned out to be a polite and unexpectedly open interviewee - the most agreeable person of all the Fëanor's sons, as his reputation has it - and thus we're proud to publish the interview in it's entirety.

~*~

The AKM: Nice to have you with us for a short moment Maedhros. So how are you feeling right now, looking at the prospects for a totally new kind of season ahead?

Maedhros: It’s always a great pleasure to play with my best friend Fingon. And even if my brothers don’t always agree with me, they were interested in backing up our team this year – and getting Turgon on board was a gift from heaven. So yes, I’m looking forwards to this, not the least as a revanche or a reliving of the Nirnaeth… and we’ll make it better this time!

The AKM: So the rumours are true then, that Turgon is riding to aid you two, like back then? What kind of a host will he bringing with him?

Maedhros: There’s no use for 10 000 bright swords on a football field if not as fans. But we could have had use with someone like Huor, that I must admit.

The AKM: So short on cash you have hired an expensive Balrog instead? The very same who burnt Fingon, am I right?

Maedhros: Well, technically you’re correct.

The AKM: Technically? Could you elaborate?

Maedhros: We don’t have resources in abundance like some others have. Yes. And we have hired a Balrog, the very same you mention. But we got him almost for free – so the picture you try to portray of our situation is not fitting with the truth. There is a deal brokered between the investment groups of the first houses of men and Melkor where the men get to invest in team Anfaughlith and he invested some in our team – where these first houses of men are partners as well. And when the first men promised to support our team with top quality players almost free of charge, there was no reason to turn the offer down.

The AKM: Didn’t the men fail you the first time as well? Where is your trust stemming this time?

Maedhros: Inter Beleriand is financed and thus run by Oath & Blood Alliance and NGOL Jewel * with 20% share each, and my personal investment is 15%. Fingon and Turgon will also have a 10% share each, so the influence of Evil House and the Houses of the first men; Old Bëorn House, Hador House and Great Heart And No less in Valour, is only a quarter. And with our majority share we’ve had a strong position in the negotiations on players to hire. We are not hiring the easterlings or other treacherous men, trust me on that.

The AKM: Can you reveal any names?

Maedhros: Masterful and fearless Haldad, The forefather of all the people of Haleth, with Brandir the learned, will secure our defence under the lead of the Balrog.

The AKM: Don’t you mean Brandir the lame? How secure will your defence be with cripples trying to deny enemy forwards?

Maedhros: Watch your tongue mr. reporter… we have size, power and stamina in our backstairs with the Balrog and Haldad, but a good team also needs brains and understanding.

The AKM: And what would be the prize-tag for them?

Maedhros: As I said, they’re coming more or less free, with a nominal pay I’d say.

The AKM: So you’re hiding one or two big fishes still, aren’t you?

Maedhros: Time will tell… all I can say is that the team is not yet ready.

The AKM: With the sort of regional grouping of the first-round games it’s easy to bet you will be meeting AC Beleriand already on the first round, as well as the iron-hard team of Anfaughlith. What do you think are your chances to qualify?

Maedhros: Going against your dad is always challenging, especially when talking about my father… and through our participation with the Oath & Blood Alliance to the financing of the AC Beleriand I know there will be some top quality players involved besides him. I’m hoping all the best for that team and hope it gets far in this tournament. Our task is to knock the other teams off – and why not beat even them? *glees*
But whoever comes agains us, we stand tall like we always do. It would not be the first time we pushed against Balrogs, mind you. And Fingon especially has some scores to settle on that front. But you know, all this with the opponents coming against you on the first round is just speculation, so I’d rather not get myself involved with it any more than this.

The AKM: You said you had some knowledge through the investment group of you and your brothers about the players in AC Beleriand. Could you reveal us anything about it?

Maedhros: Well, it is basically up to them to reveal what they will and when they will. But I think I can confirm the rumours that the High Princes are together once again: my dad is making it good with his half-brother, yes he is. And the houses of the first men will supply the bulk of that team as well. They’re having a class weighier pocket-book Inter Beleriand has, mainly because of my dad’s personal involvement, and so you should look forwards to some quite interesting assignments to be revealed soon.

The AKM: Any hints on the names, if you would?

Maedhros: It isn’t my job to do that even if the investment group I am a member of owns 15% of the team. But well, let’s make it a quizz, shall we? Maybe I own stakes enough to do this…
So one of my dad’s team mates married a sister of my team mate and things he made made difference later on in other hands, like killing another one of my team mates; and another tried to take something that wasn’t his by any right from someone who had no right to possess those things either, and his son and his stubborness was partly the downfall of our family.

The AKM: Uh… I think I have a clue now, but let’s leave it to the readers?

Maedhros: Let’s leave it. Now excuse me, I’m off to have a strategy-meeting with Fingon and Turgon.

The AKM: Thank you for your time.



* Noldor Investment Group

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Weekly Wrap
by Adam 'not the economist' Smith, ArdaCup.com reporter

(The contents of this article have not been reviewed or endorsed by ArdaCup.com. All opinions expressed by Adam Smith are solely his own and do not reflect the opinions of ArdaCup.com or its staff, parent company, partners, or sponsors. His sources are not known to ArdaCup.com and he has no special access to information beyond the access and privileges that go along with being an Arda Cup accredited member of the media.

And yes, there's a reason we place this disclaimer only in his articles.)
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What we have here is an ArdaCup.com exclusive. Yes, that's right, none of my respected and tenured peers *cough* were fast, or patient, or determined, or important enough to accomplish what I have done: an exclusive interview with star striker Fëanor.

But before that, I'll present an overview of the stories I've gathered over the past few days.

• Manwë, as the chair-Ainu of the financial group Ainulindalë Enterprises Ltd, has invested in teams that start with the letter 'V' (no surprises there), including the Valimar team, which the group completely owns. He will also be goalkeeper for the aforementioned squad, but, according to rumours, aside from trusted Námo on defence, none of the other Aratar are in the team with him. (Ulmo and Aulë, sure, but Varda? Did the two have a lovers's quarrel or something?) However, joining the team is a pair of pairs—the Blue Wizards, fresh from their eastern journey, playing midfielders, as well as the youngest sons of Fëanor, Amrod and Amras, on defence. With none of the big names, though, one wonders how the team managed to be one of the most expensive to be fielded (rumours say that it is the most expensive team.)
  
  
• Ainulindalë Enterprises Ltd has, however, been denied from investing in Tirion, when public investment managed to raise enough to fund the team after certain players took salary cuts, keeping the budget within reasonable limits. (This move has been frowned upon by the Arda Football Players Association. AFPA Chairperson Uldor has said, 'Players should take salaries according to the level of their play, and not a cent less.') Ingwë returns from a stint in Valinor, and captain Finwë has managed to retain forward Aredhel for ten million, as well as Mahtan and Finarfin for eight million each. The two biggest surprises are: 1) Finarfin and Ingwë switching places, with the Vanya in midfield and the golden-haired Noldo at goal (perhaps he hopes that his son's performance at Eldamar will continue on the Arda stage?) and 2) the signing Thorondor and Eönwë (for fourteen and ten million, repectively)—with the addition of Manwë's herald, as well as the retention of Ar-Feiniel, the team could perhaps offset the continued absence of Míriel and Nerdanel, and the addition of the great eagle could help solidify a backline that lost Aulë in the offseason.
  
  
• Fëanor and his sons form a collective majority in the newly formed team AC Beleriand. But the rumours that none of the Fëanorion will play alongside their father have been confirmed (see the interview below for details). Morgoth has tried to invest in the team (this was said to the reason his appearance in the Eldamar-Eldar United game), but Fëanor went to the Edain Houses and the Ossiriand Elves for funding instead. Fingolfin and Eöl, aside from playing under the AC Beleriand banner, have stocks in the team (Fingolfin Funds and Dark Elf Mining have invested 10% and 5%, respectively, in the team.) Also, Fingolfin has been joined by his trusty steed Rochallor on defence (signed for two million, continuing the trend of low animal player salaries).
  
  
• Team Nargothrond is to be owned completely by the Nargothrond Group, with Finrod as its chairquendi of the board, which includes his brother Orodreth and niece Finduilas. The team from the caves of Narog has been a disappointing one so far—not qualifying for the knockout stage in two years, and managing to finish first in their group before being upset in the group of sixteen in the two years before that. Finrod said that he hopes to end this underachieving streak by fielding a stronger squad, but one wonders why Túrin hasn't been approached during the offseason. Is there truth to the rumours of Glaurung resigning with the Noldorin stronghold? Anyway, Bëor (returning as goalkeeper), as well as his son Baran and great-great-great-grandson Barahir rejoins the squad (for eight, four, and eight million, respectively) and striker Gwindor returns after a three-year absence (signed for eleven million).

And now, what you've all been waiting for. After defeating FC Angband 472 4-1 in their home game of the semifinal, Eldar United advances to the Deathless Champions League finals with an aggregate of 5 goals to Angband's 2. The team returned to Formenos as they await their finals game in the Song of Stone Stadium in Gondolin against either Taniquetil or Tol Sirion. It was here that I managed to find Fëanor after he agreed to be interviewed.

Adam Smith: First of all, how do you feel about your performance in the Elvish Premier League?

Fëanor: We'll be back on top next year. That's a promise.

Adam Smith: Well, you made up for it by crushing [FC Angband 472] in the Deathless Champions League, where you personally scored a hat trick. Did your EPL travails this season have anything to do with how you approached that game?

Fëanor: I always try to play at that level, whatever game it may be. The fact that it was against Morgoth, or it came after a tough loss in the Premier League has little to do with it.

Adam Smith: You might end up facing Manwe's Taniquetil in the finals. What's the significance of this possible [Arda Cup 2011 quarterfinal] rematch for you?

Fëanor: He's just another opponent for me. Whatever he or his kind may say about dooms, I believe that victory is something that's obtained on the pitch, and not something predestined.

Adam Smith: So you're saying that they were better than you last year?

Fëanor: The past is the past. Next time we meet on the field, I'll show you who's better now.

Adam Smith: Speaking of the present, what can you tell us about your new team for the Arda Cup, AC Beleriand? For example, how do you feel about playing with your half-brother Fingolfin?

Fëanor: I've played with Fingolfin before, and I know he's a really good player. He plays all positions with the same high level of skill, so he can help shore up whatever a team's weak point is. More importantly, he knows that this is my team. It's important that I have control over the team I play in—last year's experiment with Lothlórien reinforced that for me.

Adam Smith: And Eöl? What made you want him on your team?

Fëanor: Well, despite the fact that he's Sindarin, he shares the same passion in craftsmanship that I have. And it's apparent in his play, especially when he had his way during last year's semifinal game [with Doriath agains Angband]. He had the same balance of finesse and strength that I had while I was making some of my best works of art—and best goals as well.

Adam Smith: Are the rumours that your sons have not asked to be signed in this team true?

Fëanor: Unfortunately, yes. Well, Maedhros has always been hard-headed, and Maglor usually followed his lead. Celegorm and Curufin enjoyed being forwards last year, and I think they didn't want to play with me because they didn't want to be compared. Well, in short, all my sons have an independent streak—which they got from me—and after winning a championship with me they all want to find their own ways to success.

Adam Smith: Any other things you can reveal to us about your team?

Fëanor: It was surprising when Ecthelion and Beren approached me in the offseason—well, they both went through Fingolfin before talking to me. I don't know them personally, but I've seen them play. Beren is almost like Fingolfin—he can play wherever you need him to be, so he's a good addition to any team. When I asked him why join me, he said that he wanted to play with the creator of the thing that made him famous.

And Ecthelion's a fearless player, and a player with championship experience. I don't know what's happening in Gondolin that they didn't put more effort into signing him, but their loss is my gain.

Adam Smith: Speaking of Beren, I've heard that there are other of the Edain in your team? How do you feel playing with them? I'm sure, like with Beren, you don't know any of them personally.

Fëanor: Well, I feel uneasy including too many players I don't know. Unfortunately, due to the new system, you can't have a team composed of stars, unless they're all willing to play for much less. So we signed whoever wanted to play whatever position we need for whatever price we can offer.

Adam Smith: Hm, by the way, what does 'AC' in your team name stand for? Isn't that the initials of a fictional football team?

Fëanor: What are you talking about? Anyway, 'AC' stands for 'Arda Cup', which is our goal. Sure, I've won it with Formenos in 2008, but four years has been too long. I want to win another one.

[Galadriel55]

Will there be no Lothlorien team? How come? It was quite successful the year before. What happened?!

The rumours say that last year's team hit a bit too hard on the budged of the Golden Wood - not the money budget, but a different sort of wealth.

Galadriel has been known to give strands of her hair to her players to get them to sign on her team. She gave Gimli three, but this is the only number we know for certainty. We think that Some of the local players on last year's team played without this bonus - Haldir definitely didn't take any hair, and Celeborn would never cut any piece from his wife's head. Feanor, though, is another matter. During the First Age hr asked Galadriel for a lock, but she denied him. This refusal struck deep, and Feanor is not the kind of person to let go of grudges. It is rumoured that in order to get him on her team Galadriel had to shave almost half her head, and is now still wearing a wig!

Now she can't give out fake hair like that! People would notice. She decided to wait a year or two for her hair to regrow. Some say that she started purchasing Entdraughts lately and took a liking to them.

But it is also said that she and Celeborn might be playing on different teams! An explanation was quickly found for this shocker: for a long time Galadriel had a secret love affair with Gandalf - another player on last year's team who took no hairs. Everything would have gone smoothly, if only one Peter Jackson didn't catch them together and film their meeting on camera, which he promptly published for the whole world to see.



Celeborn puts up a nice face in public and refrains from commenting, but most fans guess what is really going on in his mind. However, no one has evidence of what words have gone between him and Galadriel in private.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Unlike last year's first ArdaCup.com Stats Report, we won't be resorting to consulting astrologers and coin-flippers and biased sportswriters. Instead we're presenting the results of a phone interview of various team owners and general managers. That's the power of having an actual budget, instead of living a hand-to-pen existence. Wow!

Anyway, we asked these GMs and owners the following question: Given a free hand, which player they would choose to build a team around? The only restriction given them is that they couldn't choose players from their own teams. The results are:

1. Túrin (26.6%) - The Master of Doom and multiple Golden Boot winner has led even incomplete teams past the group stage and into the quarterfinals, where the strength of the team's defence determines how far it goes. One owner said: 'He's finally shaken off questions about his game on the big stage, winning that title last year against tough opponents, and this year there's a lot more that will be expected of him, if that's possible.'
   
   
2. Huan (23.4%) - The Hound of Valinor is Arda Cup's winningest player, but other GMs and owners think that he's just well-connected to strong footballing cliques (Beren/Lúthien last year, Celegorm/Curufin in the years before that) and wouldn't have been as successful had he been in weaker teams.
   
   
3. Fëanor (21.9%) - The fiery son of Finwë draws a lot of comparison with Túrin: their multiple Golden Boots and ability to lead teams deep into the tournament being most noted. But many have noticed that, despite his teams usually having more talent than Túrin's (last year was an exception), it doesn't always translate to Arda Cup success. His charisma to draw more talent (as well as his deep pockets) is an x-factor any team would love to have.
   
   
4. Morgoth (14.1%) - Morgoth's an all-around talent and a natural leader, who can turn even violent Úvanimor into fleet-footed footballers, while letting them retain their evil cunning and crushing strength. His team has reached the semifinals for two straight years, and some expect that he'll finally play in that last game this year.
   
   
5. Sauron (10.9%) - The Lord of the Rings is an offensive maestro willing to play with anyone, from Werewolves to Dúnedain to Dragons. He usually runs a prolific offence, and he also has some of the leadership skills his master possesses. He and Melian are the only Ainu to win a championship so far.
   
   
6. Elrond (3.1%) - The Peredhil's definitely not as successful as Huan, but he's probably a better GK, especially during the last couple of years. And a few of those we've interviewed think that that's enough to build a team around. One GM remarked: 'You can skimp on defence with him at goal, allowing you spend more on a strong striker or a solid midfield. He's that good at what he does. It's hard to find someone else that dependable, except perhaps Túrin's scoring.'

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th

Tol-in-Gaurhoth Preview

This week I bring you a preview of the famous TIG team, owned primarily by the internet search engine, Barrowdowns.com. I was able to ask a wide range of questions to several players and fans. And while there appears to be many differences between werewolves, there is one thing that unites them, the bias of new Arda Cup rules against the werewolves from the Isle.

TTN: One of the committee's new rules this year is the TIG team is only allowed 4 wolf-players and the rest would be human/wight form. Thoughts about this decision? Do you think having a team entirely filled with wolf-players is an unfair advantage, as the committee believes? And what adjustments (if any) will the team have to make to continue success under the new rules regarding the cap on wolf-players?

All werewolves asked this pointed to the unfairness of the rule, but each had an interesting reaction. Shastawolf made the most passionate case, citing the advantages other players have, which are not restricted by the Arda officials, while others seemed confused by the situation or started looking ahead to get the rule repealed.

Shastawolf: It's absolutely unfair! No one prevents the great eagles from using their wings, or the spiders from using their webbing, or the horses their hooves, or Caradhras his winds, or the Ents their height and strength, so why should the wolves be penalized for using their natural-born gifts as well? Rubbish, I say. All part of a Valar plot to cripple the TIG team after we almost crushed their beloved Doriath team last year. Especially since they won't be able to control the outcomes of any matches in the Uttermost West, because of the ban. I'm still as much a fan of Huan as ever I was, but really, this is rather ridiculous.

Nilpwolf: That would be an unfair advantage for the villagers. Werewolves constitute 15-25% of most villages, whereas in the Arda Cup they make up slightly more than 3% of the total population. And now they're thinking of cutting that?! Where's the fair play there?!?!

werephantom: I completely disagree with their decision to not allow us to compete as a team of Werewolves.

Now, as WightWolves, as we were last year.... I suppose I can understand to an extent. WightWolves are not naturally occurring within Arda, but rather were a result of extra-dimensional experimentation. And as everyone saw last year- the experiment was quite successful. We dominated everyone we played until the finals, where a combination of having a bad day and being matched against an all-star team finally did us in. With the increased competitive balance this year, I have no doubt we'd be the strong favorites this year were we allowed to renew our WightWolf forms.

But as far as outlawing all of us as Werewolves, as we've been in the past- completely unfair! Werewolves are naturally occurring creatures with strengths and weaknesses. Some matchups would be great for us, and others would be tough. I don't believe we would have a clear competitive advantage over the field. As a matter of fact I'm not entirely certain we would all be Werewolves- we might leave a couple of us as Wights to help keep things under control and such.

We will certainly be appealing the rules. It's probably too late for this year, but I look forward to receiving more flexibility from Arda Cup in the future.

TTN notes here, that others did not want to appeal the ruling, but brought up possible loopholes to exploit:

Nogwolf: That's a discrace! That is our nature! It's like ripping Aule or Yavanna of their "Valarness" or making Fëanor a mortal weakling. So you can see my position: being werewolves for us in not any more unfair than letting Balrogs to be Balrogs or Maia to be Maia.

If the ruling only specifies werewolves, we should let Eomer remain a warg - and maybe some others of us could learn "wargery" as well?

Galwolf: Not a problem – TIG is not just any wolf team, remember; we’re no ordinary wolves. Werewolves. We can have no wolves on the team at all, when they inspect us. We’ll transform whenever we need to. And the best thing of all – no one will even notice! The more experienced barrow-werewight-wolves can hide in any village, even if it be full of Seers! I trust a cheering crowd will not be much more difficult, especially since it would not particularly be looking for any signs of fur on players.

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TTN: Sauron has invested some money in the TIG team, having pride in his '08 team and for many of their players. It is rumored he is looking to return to play for TIG. Would you welcome Sauron onto the team of Barrow-downers? And do you think he would be the missing piece to finally bring a championship to TIG?

Question 2 was a bit more divisive. No one seemed to deny the skill and worth of what Sauron would bring to TIG, but most were cautious of what it would be like having Sauron on the team. We should mention, besides mormwolf who would only say "Sauron should be team captain." This was in direct contrast to Shastawolf and Galwolf, who seemed to have a problem with bringing more authority to TIG:

Shastawolf: I feel that TIG has grown to be an independent major challenger in its own right without Sauron's help. I'm not certain anyone but the wolves should be on a team meant for wolves. That said, I'm not entirely opposed to Sauron's return, but I'm definitely not up for taking orders from him due to his long absence. I feel that he gave up any semblance of control over us when he abandoned us.

Galwolf: Sauron might be a good addition to the team. At least he fits in well enough – he could transform into a wolf himself before the utter stupidity of certain pig-headed arrogant self-centered *cough*Valar*cough*... I mean, before a tragedy happened and the ability was taken from him. Moreover, if you look at the wight side of our lineage, it was the Dark Lord’s servant who gave us an afterlife. So whatever betides, at least he’d fit in well.

The only thing I am worried about is that he would try to take over leadership of the team. The leadership should be held by a werewight. Our identity as werewolves, wights, friends who murder each other for fun, whatnots, wherenots (and wereknots!), whynots, geeks, oddballs, and furballs must be preserved.

werephantom was the most pleased by the idea, which is no surpise, since in '08 his rapport with Sauron was...wait for it...legendary. However, he did not think this was a likely possibility:

werephantom: Unfortunately, I don't think that's going to happen this year. I talk to him now and then, and with this reorganization he has a lot of work to do back home and I don't think he'd be comfortable leaving his Mordor business to be run by others at this time. But I suppose we can hope.

And surprisingly (but in retrospect, not too shocking) there was one vehement objection to Sauron returning to TIG:

Nilpwolf: Sauron can go play in stinkypoop. Can't we have Finrod and Beren instead? They did pretend to be Werewolves once, too. *bursts into flames*

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TTN: The hot topic of the year. What are your feelings on no games being played in Valinor lands this year, due to the previous years of scandals and corruption?

Again, most wolves were united, to varying degrees. All those asked seemed to support the ban. Mormwolf, cited a different reason, siding with the purity of Valinor, but most of the others felt it was about time for the Valar to be punished:

mormwolf: Valinor would never host a game and it would be sacrilege to let those foul creatures on that pure soil.

werephantom: Eru had to put his foot down. People will argue how bad the abuses really were and how much of it was trumped up, but by even the most kind source there were definitely some mistakes made.

Really, abuse of "baddies" has been rampant throughout Arda Cup. Remember last year how our host site kept changing the times of matches to screw over nocturnal creatures?

There have got to be some clearly outlined rules about that sort of thing, and most importantly- enforcement of the rules.

Galwolf: No games in Valinor means less traveling across the Belegaer for me. We’ll show these big-headed Valinoreans not to hold their proud heads too high on our ground!

Shastawolf: About time, I'd say. The Valar have had the outcomes of matches in their homeland in their pockets for far too long! Missed and unfair calls, rumors of spectator interference, you name it, it's happened. Granted, we've done that once or twice too... but at least we're honest about it! And we only do it when deserved! Mostly.

Nogwolf: We and our core-fans are dead already so we have nothing to be afraid of going to Valinor for a game or two. But I can see where the ban is coming from and am not opposing it either. Just couldn't care less.

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That is TTN's report from around the TIG training grounds. Still only 3 werewolves have been confirmed on the team. But many players in the area have shown up to try out. It's possible TIG will try a larger rotation of players, through the duration of the friendlies, in order to find the best athletes. How will this strategy work in the tournament? Historically, they do field a late team, but the benefit of playing together in the friendlies went to nullifying TIG's procrastination. Now, if they are doing a rotation, throughout the friendlies, how will they be a cohesive unit when the tournament begins?

[Shastanis Althreduin]

The Misty Mountains are not happy with Saruman. No, not happy at all.

Traditionally, Saruman has been on cordial, allied terms with the Misty Mountains, collaborating with them on more than one occasion. However, Saruman's defection (indeed, he will not be joining the Misty Mountain squad this year) has hit them pretty hard.

Even that, though, could have been borne. But when Saruman took Caradhras, the Great Mountain and, arguably, the best GK Misty Mountains has ever had, with him, the resultant uproar was nothing short of cataclysmic. It isn't too surprising, either, given that the mountain sits squarely within the Misty Mountains themselves.

In a move partially driven by spite and partially by the fact that, having traditionally not gone very far in the Arda Cup, they are in desperate need of talent, Misty Mountains has pulled what is lovingly referred to by Tol-in-Gaurhothians as a "Legate-180", and drafted two elves to their side! It's hard to imagine a race more antithetical to how Saruman has acted in the past (and given that the Misty Mountains team has generally been filled with players of a more evil inclination, it's equally astonishing.) Their appearance so far out of the range of the Golden Wood is just more fuel for the rumor that Lothlorien will not be fielding a team this year, but Rumil and Orophin could not be reached for comment.

Standing in for Caradhras this year will be the Great Goblin, and claiming the the only FW spot on the squad will be that perennial fan favorite, Durin's Bane.

GK - Great Goblin (6)

DF - Chief Wolf (3)

MF - Rumil (5)
MF - Orophin (5)

FW - Durin's Bane (16)

[Nogrod]

Like already revealed in the AKM story from Númenor, some Númenorians are joining Ulmo this year for a sea-themed team. Now after meeting the always pleasant and revered Uinen, we are able to reveal some more details about that venture.

It seems the old trio - her, Ossë and Salmar - will join Ulmo again this year. It also looks like Ulmo is ready to put up quite a price tag for his team. Uinen's view on their salaries was quite straightforwards though: a worker needs a fair pay.

To the question, whether Ulmo had raised the price tag unfairly high for other investment groups to follow she was not inclined to answer but pointing at the fact that Meneltarma Capital, Avallónë Securities, Grey Ships Ltd. and Swanhaven Pearl inc. had decided to join the team with their capital making it possible to recruit a top talented team.

And so Tar Minastir equals the pay Ar-Pharazôn and Ar-Adunakhôr make (15) in team Armenelos. And even if that could be thought of being just decent for a player of his caliber, it would look that the other Númenorians have a nicer contract with The Sea they could ever have bargained with team Armenelos - or any other team to that matter. That is not saying they aren't quality players compared to fex. the hordes of Easterlings some Beleriand teams have been forced to sign in lacking capital after hiring over-prized heroes into their squads. With money one gets quality, even if one overpays them a little.

An interesting signing for The Sea -team is Voronwë tending the goal. One might think he would bear some regrets towards Ulmo for his seven years at the sea only to bring him back to be his runner-boy. But it seems Ulmo trusts in his minion and Voronwë looks pleased with the salary of 8 million. But it is a questionmark to be sure: he played midfielder the last year with less than impressive statistics, but he guarded Indis and is called "the enduring one" for no light reasons. So maybe we should trust Ulmo's foresight here?


~*~

On another news.

The AKM board has decided that Hunter U. Nogson will not be appearing in the Barrow Downs, mainly for the reason that the BD is a family-friendly site. But you can join his journalism in the blogosphere at Fear and Loathing in Arda. In his first blog-entry A night-out with some considerable felines he has already revealed the identity of the star striker for team Angband!

[the phantom]

The Underground
Fundin Ironpike

MORIA – Dwarves through the ages have always had mixed reactions to Arda Cup and football in general. Across the board they show reverence for the architectural wonders that the sport has yielded, and participated in the design and building of many stadiums, but more than a few display little interest in the craftsmanship on the pitch.

“The fact is, Dwarves generally aren’t suited for football psychologically and physiologically,” says Wicket Flitwillow, Professor of Dwarf Studies at the University of Rivendell. “They’re decent leapers, and enduring, but their height and leg length is quite a handicap.”

On the mental side of things, Flitwillow says: “Certainly the Children of Aule enjoy using their physical bodies to perform feats of strength and dexterity, but the problem is, they like to be able to see results- enduring physical proof of their prowess. Objects. Football simply doesn’t reward their efforts the way they prefer.”

Flitwillow added that Dwarves generally don’t have “fun” the way other races do. “They’re very serious. They’re more than welcome to invest in teams, but their desire is to turn a profit. And when it comes to actual playing, they need to be motivated by something rather serious- their pride, for instance.”

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And perhaps Aule had that very idea in mind when he met with the Dwarf-lords and proposed the idea of a Dwarf-centered team named “Dwarves United”. According to meeting insiders, representatives from the Lonely Mountain and Old Moria were initially against it on the grounds it would steal talent from squads they’re already invested in (Erebor and Misty Mts). But Aule informed them he had already been in talks with some talent, and that only a couple would be at all likely to be approached by those squads, and that they didn’t plan to accept.

The dwarves of Belegost and Nogrod, and Durin himself urged their brothers to put it aside for the moment and listen to the proposal, and the Old Moria dwarves gave their permission. The Lonely Mt dwarves on the other hand, spear-headed by King Dain, remained unwilling to accept the premise of a Dwarf-team without clarifying a few matters.

“First, I wonder why no Dwarf has questioned the viability of a squad composed entirely of members of our race,” he said. “We are a talented people, skilled and hardy and valorous, but football has historically failed to balance our strengths and weaknesses.”

At this pronouncement there was much table-pounding and protesting, but Aule motioned for quiet and beckoned Dain to speak again. “That is not to say that a Dwarf or two cannot make a fine addition to a team with an appropriate blend of complimentary talents- did not Azaghal play a fine part in the back-to-back titles gained by Maedhros’ Union squad? But the feats of great Dwarves filling specific roles on teams does not necessarily translate to fielding a team of Dwarves.”

At this, Thrain stood and voiced his support for Dain. “I agree- this has been tried before. Teams composed entirely of Dwarves, or Hobbits, who share our lack of length, have found little success in Arda Cup through the years. I cannot imagine agreeing to such an unwise investment.”

The word “investment” seemed to put the issue of injured Dwarf-pride out of the minds of the other attendees. Aule was, after all, asking them to help fund the venture, and the point of any investment was to gain from it. The Dwarves of Belegost and Nogrod now looked skeptical as they turned to face Aule again, who did not appear flustered by the flow of things.

“Your concerns are justified, Dain, Thrain,” he said, nodding to each, “But do not suppose that I have overlooked such matters. While I am proposing a Dwarf-owned team named ‘Dwarves United’, I fully intend to include non-Dwarves. Not just any non-Dwarves, of course, but tried and true Dwarf-friends- those that we have allied with at one time or another, and that have respect for Dwarf-kind.”

There was interested murmuring at this announcement, in the midst of which Gimli son of Gloin shouted, “The Lady Galadriel would be a strong ally!” Following his lead, many Dwarves began yelling out names of Dwarf-friends that they were partial to. Aule motioned for quiet again.

“Feel free to reach out to Dwarf-friends and bring their names to me if they are in fact interested, but with the reformation this season and the frantic signing period, it’s very likely your intended targets will not be able to join us- this year.” There was a lot of head-nodding after that remark. The Dwarves seemed pleased by the idea that Aule intended to make the club a mainstay.

“Have you made any successful contacts?” asked a member of the Belegost delegation.

“Indeed I have,” answered Aule. “A great craftsman and friend of Dwarves has agreed to sign on.” Aule winked at Narvi as he continued, “Perhaps Narvi already knows of his friend’s intentions.” Nearly all the Dwarves of Old Moria looked excitedly to Narvi for confirmation, and simply beamed when he gave a small smile and nod. It had to mean Celebrimbor!

Aule rose from his chair grinning and shouted over the buzz. “If you wish to play for the squad, tryouts begin tomorrow! The weather should be fine tomorrow, so be at the Dimrill practice field at noon!”

Before exiting through the doorway, Aule added, "And for those that are wondering- Yes, I'll be in uniform."

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So, Dwarves United looks well on its way. In other Dwarf-related news, the Dwarves of the Lonely Mt. (Erebor Craftsman Union) and their investing partners- Lake Town (Moneybags Monetary Management), Dale (Celduin Corp.), and the Wood Elves (Elves of Mirkwood)- are nearly finished with their Erebor squad, and it looks quite pricey indeed!

Big names come with price tags, and Erebor looks to have no shortage of recognizable figures, such as Smaug, Beorn, Thranduil, and even Gwaihir. Our sources within the Erebor Craftsman Union tell us they expect the team salary to top out somewhere around or just above 100 million, which would potentially give Erebor the highest payroll east of the sea!

The cash-minded former Mayor Moneybags of Lake Town has been pushing for a dirt-cheap roster all along and nearly left the investment pact when his strategy was overruled, but in the end he and his cronies couldn’t stand to be left out of such a big event, and they are hoping the spending yields high results.

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th

The Black Gate Re-Opens

Moments ago, our offices in Minas Tirith got word from our sister station in Minas Morgul that the Black Gates would re-open and were expecting Sauron to announce what team he would be playing for this year. Like last time, it was The Mouth of Sauron who rode out from Mordor to make the announcement. There was less of a media circus, since the timing of this announcement seemed relatively unknown to the wider, Arda-media. The Mouth, also stated he would not be taking any questions at this time, but here is the official announcement out of Mordor, as reported by our sister station, in Minas Morgul:

"I am please to announce, this year, the great Lord of the Black-Land, Master of the Rings, has committed to play for Barad-dur this season. We can not disclose the amount at this time, that is for my Master to release, when he feels appropriate, but he has officially signed a 1-year contract for Barad-dur.

The reason this announcement was kept quiet, is simply because my Master wanted you, his people of Mordor, to know first. And may you see his commitment to Mordor, and to you, is unshakeable. He wishes all his investments well, and is confident in his servants playing for team Mordor will perform just as admirably. My master believes we have two teams in which Mordorians will be proud of to call their own this year.

There is also a statement to make about the Tol-in-Gaurhoth report from earlier in the week. Much was made about the possibilities of my Master playing for TIG this year, too much, in fact. My Master wants to be clear on this, not at any point did he consider playing for TIG, or any team other than one of the two Mordor teams. How these rumors that he would leave for TIG got started, he does not know, but suggests it was the media searching for a story, for the sake of having a story. My master hopes, in the future, to avoid these flare-ups that tend to get stirred up out-of-control media speculation. If you truly want to know what is happening with your Mordor teams, or your Lord's involvement, contact our public relations office, and we will respond at the appropriate time. Or, in the very least, listen to those who have always know his mind the best, like myself, or the phantom.

That is all. Thank you, and you shall be seeing both Mordor teams on the practice fields soon enough."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

The Weekly Wrap
by Elenrod Finrodion

The 2012 Arda Cup groups and complete rosters are set to be announced within the week, and the last league matches have all been played, giving way to the grandest football tournament of them all. But before the events gets swallowed up in the wake of the Arda Cup we present a report of what has transpired this week in the footballing Eä.

Fëanor trumps Manwë, defends title

Eldar United star striker Fëanor scored on either side of the halftime, leading his team to a 2-1 victory over Taniquetil.

Taniquetil, who got a tense 1-0 away win against Tol Sirion in the semifinals, began with an air of control over the final match in the Song of Stone Stadium, and they were rewarded in the twenty-seventh minute when a Varda through ball found Eönwë, who fired a sizzling low shot that Rog dove after too late. The Herald of Manwë scored his ninth goal in as many Champions League matches, and was now tied with Fëanor for most goals scored in the tourney. But the Elf U captain soon retook the lead in that race, scoring the equaliser six minutes before the half with an impressive jinking run before chipping the ball over Súlimo's shoulder and into the net. He struck again twelve minutes after the break, this time nudging in the rebound after Eöl's header off a corner kick struck the left post. Neither side seriously threatened to score afterwards, and after the whistle was blown Eldar United celebrated their back-to-back titles, their third in five years.

Two familiar faces and a new one win league honours

Taniquetil and FC Angband 472 successfully defended their Ainu Liga and Úvanima Serie A titles, respectively, with a comfortable margin, while upstarts Eldamar won the Elvish Premier League crown after trouncing Avari 4-0, with runner-up and previous holders Eldar United settling for a 1-1 draw with Greenwood Archers.

Arda Cup roster rumours

• The biggest story of this section has to be Glaurung's announcement that he has re-signed with Nargothrond for sixteen million. The dragon has now spent three of the last four years playing for the Noldorin stronghold.
  
  During the press conference after the final match day of the Úvanima Serie A (where Glaurung played for Angband, and Nargothrond captain Finrod for Tol Sirion):
  
  Glaurung: Last year [playing for Nargothrond] was a rough one, that's for sure. But we weren't playing up to our full potential then. Finrod can turn this team around, and then you'll see what we can really do.
  
  Finrod: Glaurung has hurt us before, that's true, when he led Angband to victory over us in the Nirnaeth Cup, but he made up for it by staying with this team during a tough time. He was the lone bright spot of the team last year, and now he'll be a great asset as we make our way back to the knockout stage--and possibly even beyond.
  
  Also, Finrod confirmed that Mîm has resigned with his team, despite rumours that Aulë been in contact with the Petty Dwarf for his Dwarves United squad.
  
  
• Three Valar and a Maia were confirmed to be in Valimar: Vána, Estë, Vairë, and Ilmarë were all signed for ten million each, according to team captain Manwë during the press conference after the Ainu Liga's last match day. Also, he addressed questions about how the Ban has scattered the Valar across teams:
  
  Manwë: We are all brothers and sisters, created by the One, but that is no reason for us to be together always. We were each given our domains to govern, and so long as all we do follow the vision we have seen when the world was first sung, then all is as the One wills it.

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th

Weekend In Review

We don't have much to report in terms of rumors, since this is expected to be the last week before teams release their final rosters and begin getting ready for the friendlies. Most teams are complete, and now it's just a matter of crossing the t's and dotting the i's. As free agency closes though, there usually is a late flurry of last-minute signings.

Anfauglith: With Hador House and Old Beor house expected to finance the mid-field, which would support lone-striker Thuringwethil. On late notice they were able to snatch the brothers, Galdor and Gundor at 5 million each. From the House of Beor, comes the wife of Huor, Rian, signed for 2 million.

Barad-dur: The big news out of Barad-dur today came also with news of the Black Numenoreans of old, Herumor and Fuinur, were signed, at 4 million each.

Mordor: The Black Sorceror's Guild was finally able to drag the treacherous spider, Shelob, out of her dark, dank lair to play FW. The she-spider had a sub-par performance at that position in last year's tournament, but somehow her asking price was quite high. Shelob will make 9 milion, and is the highest paid player on Mordor.

Gondor: Gondor got into the free agency game late when they announced Anarion's signing at 11 million, making him the highest paid on the Gondor squad. It appears he will command mid-field with the stout support of Romendacil and Falastur.

Minas Tirith: Minas Tirith could not reel in Boromir II to their cause, but they will have the services of Boromir I this year. And, you guessed it, paid as much as everyone else, 8 million. In fact, it appears an agreed upon amount for every Minas Tirith player. They will all play for the Tower of the Guard at precisely 8 million. A rather peculiar strategy. At least, we can't help but see it as some type of strategy?

Shire-Bree United: One of the teams to get in a good late-push for players. Last week we reported rumors that Shire-Bree was hoping to wrestle some of the Nazgul out of Mordor, and this week we can confirm they did just that. Joining Aragorn, Bombadil, and the Barrow-wight as the FWs and attacking MFs will be Khamul, so that should make a powerful quartet of attackers indeed. Solidifying the defense Nazgul #6 will report with Khamul to Shire-Bree tomorrow. That is not all, the Noldorin elf Gildor will join the defense, signing for 7 million.

Tol-in-Gaurhoth: The news of Sauron playing for Barad-dur may have shaken TIG some since they have been the slowest in putting together their squad. Although, they haven't had any problems finding players to try out. Some of the familiar faces (sally, Shasta, Nerwen, and Wilwa) were seen, as well as unfamiliar ones (Legate, Esty, Lottie, Lommy, Greenie, and Pomegranate). But with the news that there would only be room for one more werewolf, most who came seemed confused, as if they only knew how to play soccer in wolf-form.

The Downer: Nothing new to add since last week, as we are still unsure how much actual practicing the team accomplished since filling their roster last week.

A Look ahead.

Groups and Rosters should be released by the Arda Cup within the next couple days. And then let the media battles and analysis commence! TTN looks forward to it's continued rivalry with AKM, Ardacup.com, and perhaps some newer upstart usurpers. For quality and depth, follow TTN as we have an all-new power ranking formula that will surely identify the creme-de-la-creme from the mediocre, and the posers.

[the phantom]

MESPN News
The Phantom

We have just received word that the Cup Committee received and approved the final team contract late last night, and is now in a closed session to discuss tournament groupings.

We expect that teams and fans will know where they are headed by late this afternoon or early in the evening. MESPN will release the full list of groups and rosters as soon as we possibly can.

[the phantom]

(numbers indicate salary in millions)

Anduin (80)
GK Amroth (5)
DF Frumgar (2)
DF Borondir (2)
DF Celeborn (12)
DF Fram (12)
MF Amdir (4)
MF Lenwe (2)
MF Leod (7)
MF Haldir (10)
MF Boromir II (12)
FW Grimbeorn (12)

Angband (101)
GK Carcharoth (12)
DF Ulwarth (5)
DF Balrog #1 (15)
DF Uldor (5)
DF Morgoth (20)
MF Lorgan (2)
MF Ulfast (5)
MF Gelmir (2)
MF Ulfang (8)
FW Telvildo (12)
FW Ancalagon (15)

Angfauglith (93)
GK Ungoliant (18)
DF Balrog #2 (13)
DF Borlach (3)
DF Balrog #3 (13)
DF Balrog #4 (13)
MF Gorgol (4)
MF Haldir (5)
MF Rian (2)
MF Galdor (5)
MF Gundor (5)
FW Thuringwethil (12)

Armenelos (108)
GK Tar Atanamir (13)
DF Ar Zimrathan (9)
DF Tar Palantir (7)
DF Tar Telperien (10)
MF Ar Gimilzor (9)
MF Tar Telemmaite (7)
MF Tar Calmacil (7)
MF Tar Ancalimon (9)
MF Tar Miriel (7)
FW Ar Adunakhor (15)
FW Ar Pharazon (15)

Arnor (71)
GK Arvedui (10)
DF Earendur (4)
DF Araval (4)
DF Valandur (6)
DF Elendil (10)
MF Elendur (4)
MF Malvegil (4)
MF Argeleb (5)
MF Arantar (6)
FW Araphor (8)
FW Isildur (10)

Barad-Dur (66)
GK Mumakil (1)
DF Fellbeast #2 (2)
DF Fuinur (4)
DF Gothmog II (6)
DF Mouth (9)
MF Sangahyando (3)
MF Herumor (4)
MF Angamaite (3)
MF Beruthiel (6)
FW Castamir (7)
FW Sauron (21)

AC Beleriand (96)
GK Marach (9)
DF Rochallor (2)
DF Imlach (3)
DF Ecthelion (10)
DF Fingolfin (14)
MF Denethor (2)
MF Ulrad (4)
MF Bregolas (3)
MF Beren (12)
FW Eol (15)
FW Feanor (22)

Inter Beleriand (70)
GK Turgon (11)
DF Haldad (1)
DF Gorlim (1)
DF Brandir (1)
DF Balrog #5 (14)
MF Forweg (2)
MF Baragund (3)
MF Hunthor (2)
MF Haleth (7)
FW Fingon (14)
FW Maedhros (14)

Doriath (84)
GK Dior (8)
DF Galathil (3)
DF Nimloth (2)
DF Saeros (3)
DF Melian (15)
MF Galadhon (2)
MF Daeron (7)
MF Nellas (4)
MF Luthien (14)
MF Beleg (14)
FW Mablung (12)

Dwarves United (89)
GK Bombur (2)
DF Azaghal (7)
DF Durin (8)
DF Aule (15)
DF Celebrimbor (20)
MF Gamil Zirak (5)
MF Thror (3)
MF Telchar (5)
MF Gimli (6)
MF Thorin (5)
FW Legolas (13)

Erebor (103)
GK Beorn (10)
DF Meneldor (7)
DF Landroval (7)
DF Girion (8)
DF Gwaihir (10)
MF Dain (5)
MF Bolg (9)
MF Bard (8)
FW Nazgul #7 (8)
FW Thranduil (13)
FW Smaug (18)

Eriador (99)
GK Elrond (20)
DF Asfaloth (3)
DF Araphant (5)
DF Malbeth (8)
DF Gil-galad (13)
MF Valandil (6)
MF Arahael (5)
MF Arassuil (5)
MF Arveleg (8)
FW Glorfindel (13)
FW Witch King (13)

Gondolin (83)
GK Rog (10)
DF Pengolodh (2)
DF Aranwe (2)
DF Galdor (5)
DF Egalmoth (7)
MF Salgant (5)
MF Meleth (2)
MF Elemmakil (3)
MF Duilin (7)
FW Gothmog (20)
FW Maeglin (20)

Gondor (84)
GK Hyarmendacil (10)
DF Imrahil (5)
DF Earnil I (6)
DF Eldarion (5)
MF Calimehtar (6)
MF Ciryandil (6)
MF Turambar (8)
MF Falastur (9)
MF Romendacil (8)
MF Anarion (11)
FW Eldacar (10)

Hithlum (86)
GK Aradan (5)
DF Arroch (1)
DF Grithnir (3)
DF Gethron (3)
MF Androg (3)
MF Sador (2)
MF Morwen (6)
MF Nienor (6)
FW Hurin (18)
FW Hador (15)
FW Turin (24)

Imladris (88)
GK Elros (15)
DF Aranarth (4)
DF Galdor (5)
DF Erestor (10)
DF Varda (15)
MF Lindir (2)
MF Gilraen (2)
MF Figwit (4)
MF Arwen (11)
FW Elladan (10)
FW Elrohir (10)

Isengard (74)
GK Ugluk (6)
DF Caradhras (10)
DF Mauhur (4)
DF Treebeard (10)
MF Lurtz (4)
MF Freca (3)
MF Lugdush (4)
MF Wulf (3)
MF Wormtongue (5)
FW Saruman (15)
FW Quickbeam (10)

Minas Tirith (88)
GK Denethor II (8)
DF Telumehtar (8)
DF Ostoher (8)
DF Ecthelion II (8)
DF Cirion (8)
MF Earnil II (8)
MF Tarandor (8)
MF Earnur (8)
MF Mardil (8)
MF Faramir (8)
FW Boromir I (8)

Misty Mts (67)
GK Great Goblin (6)
DF Watcher (3)
DF Chief Wolf (3)
DF Bert (5)
DF Tom (5)
MF Orophin (5)
MF William (5)
MF Rumil (5)
MF Narvi (6)
MF Azog (8)
FW Durin’s Bane (16)

Mordor (58)
GK Silent Watcher (1)
DF Fellbeast #1 (1)
DF Nazgul #1 (7)
DF Grishnakh (5)
DF Nazgul #2 (7)
MF Gorbag (3)
MF Nazgul #3 (7)
MF Shagrat (4)
MF Nazgul #4 (7)
MF Nazgul #5 (7)
FW Shelob (9)

Nargothrond (95)
GK Beor (8)
DF Guillen (6)
DF Arminas (5)
DF Mim (3)
DF Baran (4)
MF Orodreth (10)
MF Barahir (8)
MF Finduilas (10)
FW Gwindor (11)
FW Finrod (14)
FW Glaurung (16)

Rohan (94)
GK Theoden (7)
DF Snowmane (3)
DF Shadowfax (5)
DF Radagast (11)
DF Felarof (5)
MF King Dead (10)
MF Aldor (7)
MF Eomer (10)
MF Gandalf (14)
FW Eorl (14)
FW Helm (8)

Shire-Bree United (72)
GK Halbarad (5)
DF Golfimbul (5)
DF Butterbur (2)
DF Nazgul #6 (10)
DF Gildor (7)
MF Ferny (2)
MF Bandobras (4)
MF Barrow-Wight (10)
MF Khamul (11)
FW Bombadil (5)
FW Strider (11)

The Havens (84)
GK Cirdan (10)
DF Annael (5)
DF Elwing (6)
DF Lindo (3)
DF Olwe (10)
MF Earwen (3)
MF Angrod (10)
MF Andreth (2)
MF Aegnor (10)
FW Earendil (15)
FW Tuor (10)

The Sea (108)
GK Voronwe (8)
DF Osse (10)
DF Uinen (10)
DF Salmar (10)
DF Ulmo (18)
MF Tar Cirytan (8)
MF Eriol (5)
MF Tar Meneldur (8)
MF Veantur (8)
MF Tar Aldarion (8)
FW Tar Minastir (15)

Tirion (83)
GK Finarfin (8)
DF Irime (3)
DF Elenwe (4)
DF Thorondor (14)
MF Anaire (3)
MF Mahtan (8)
MF Findis (3)
MF Ingwe (10)
FW Aredhel (10)
FW Finwe (10)
FW Eonwe (10)

Valimar (117)
GK Manwe (15)
DF Vana (10)
DF Amrod (10)
DF Amras (10)
DF Namo (14)
MF Este (10)
MF Celebrian (8)
MF Vaire (10)
MF Alatar (10)
MF Pallando (10)
FW Ilmare (10)

FC Valinor (113)
GK Huan (18)
DF Nahar (4)
DF Indis (8)
DF Penlod (8)
DF Maglor (12)
MF Irmo (10)
MF Idril (10)
MF Argon (6)
MF Yavanna (10)
FW Celegorm (13)
FW Curufin (14)

Real Valinor (104)
GK Tulkas (10)
DF Nienna (10)
DF Rumil (3)
DF Caranthir (10)
DF Tilion (12)
MF Elemmire (3)
MF Nessa (10)
MF Enerdhil (4)
FW Nerdanel (14)
FW Miriel (14)
FW Arien (14)

Wilderland (85)
GK Great Warg (5)
DF Finglas (3)
DF Oropher (5)
DF Skinbark (3)
DF Beechbone (3)
MF Fimbrethil (3)
MF Galion (3)
MF Elwe (15)
MF Galadriel (15)
FW Orome (15)
FW Scatha (15)

The Downer (37)
GK Bubble Buddha (3)
DF Morsul (4)
DF Evil Mayo (1)
DF Burnt Bert (2)
DF BWHimself (6)
MF Peter Hampton (4)
MF John Fillis (2)
MF Lalwende MP (3)
MF Hookbill (5)
FW Saucepan Man (6)
FW Alien (1)

Tol In Gaurhoth (68)
GK ShastaWolf (10)
DF GaladriWight (3)
DF GwathWight (3)
DF BoroWight (5)
DF NilpWolf (10)
MF LegateWight (3)
MF AganWight (4)
MF SallyWight (5)
MF PhantomWolf (10)
FW NerWight (5)
FW NogWolf (10)

[the phantom]

GROUP A at Michel Delving
Angband
Shire-Bree United
The Downer
Tol-In-Gaurhoth

GROUP B at Weathertop
Arnor
Inter Beleriand
Eriador
Gondolin

GROUP C at Moria
Anduin
Dwarves United
Erebor
Wilderland

GROUP D at Armenelos
Armenelos
Tirion
FC Valinor
Real Valinor

GROUP E at Grey Havens
Hithlum
The Havens
The Sea
Valimar

GROUP F at Isengard
Imladris
Isengard
Misty Mts
Rohan

GROUP G at Nargothrond
Angfauglith
AC Beleriand
Doriath
Nargothrond

GROUP H at Minas Morgul
Barad-Dur
Gondor
Minas Tirith
Mordor

[Boromir88]

THE TWO TOWERS NETWORK
Boromir the 88th

Pre-Friendlies Power Rankings

This year the TTN staff has created a system that we believe will serve as a better measurement of team performances. We've been working on a point-system that accurately ranked teams, and also accurately determine winners in head-to-head match ups.

The formula we are using is quite a simple one, but we will not bore you with the full details. If any readers are interested you can contact me and receive full disclosure of how we will calculate the Power Rankings after every round of play. Since, TTN, firmly believes in transparency.

The basics, however, to determine how many points a team wins in any individual match:

P x I x S x B = match points

P= Points won in the match (3 for a win, 1 for a tie, 0 for a loss. So, teams that keep losing their points will remain stagnant and likely decline over time. Teams that keep winning, keep earning more points, translating to higher power ranking).

I = Importance of match. (We will use for friendlies = 1, group stage = 2, 1st playoff round =3,...etc)

S = Strength of opponent. (Simply put if you beat teams near the top of the rankings, you will earn more points than if you beat teams lower).

B = Bonus. (Win by 2 or more goals, and there is a x1.5 bonus)

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Let's get to the first TTN power-rankings. We will note, it was extremely hard putting this first one together. Primarily we took the team's salary into account, because in theory, a higher salary should mean the better team. However, we all know it rarely works out that simply. And when I also consider some teams to have over-paid for talent, you may see instances where teams with a lower payroll are ranked above more expensive payrolls.

This was primarily a judgement call, just trying to speculate and compare rosters, plus taking into account performances from previous Arda Cups. We have to start somewhere, but since it is primarily the speculation of 1 writer, we will re-calculate the points after every round, on the off-chance that we seriously overrated (or underated) a team in the beginning. And this way, any type of inaccuracy in our early speculation (afterall, no one has seen any matches yet!) is minimized.

So here are Boromir the 88th's Pre-friendly Power rankings.

Key - Rank. Team name (salary) - Team points

1. FC Valinor (113) - 32
2. Valimar (117) - 31
3. Armenolos (108) - 30
4. Angband (101) - 29
5. Real Valinor (104) - 28
6. The Sea (108) - 27
7. Eriador (99) - 26
8. AC Beleriand (96) - 25
9. Erebor (103) - 24
10. Rohan (94) - 23
11. Nargothrond (95) - 22
12. Anfauglith (93) - 21
13. Imladris (88) - 20
14. Hithlum (86) - 19
15. Doriath (84) - 18
16. Tirion (83) - 17
17. Dwarves U. (89) - 16
18. Wilderland (85) - 15
19. The Havens (84) - 14
20. Gondor (84) - 13
21. Minas Tirith (88) - 12
22. Gondolin (83) - 11
23. Anduin (80) - 10
24. Shire-Bree (72) - 9
25. Inter Beleriand (70) - 8
26. Tol In Gaurhoth (68) - 7
27. Isengard (74) - 6
28. Barad-dur (66) - 5
29. Arnor (71) - 4
30. Mordor (58) - 3
31. Misty Mountains (62) - 2
32. The Downer (37) - 1

Once we were in the 80-100 million team salary range it became extremely hard to rank them. Since at that point it was more of an eye-test, and subjective "who looks sexier?" to us.

You need a starting point, but with no matches to judge the relative strength of teams it's a difficult determination. But once friendlies start, and teams gets matches under their belts, we want the results and performance to determine the power-rankings. Therefore, the points a team has now, are just to start, and will get re-calculated, since a team's true rank would be determined by how the their tangible results and not influenced by how they were ranked before playing any matches.

[Shastanis Althreduin]

One of the bigger surprises thus far, and indeed perhaps one of the most surprising thing about the reveal of the rosters, is that Rohan itself was caught completely by surprise.

Well, at least, some of its members were.

One of our reporters was there at the time, actually - Gandalf was conducting a defensive drill (aptly called "Three Horses".) It appeared to consist of making the offending team too frightened of twelve powerful hooves to come near the ball, for fear of injury - Shadowfax would gallop up and simply dance in place over the ball, as Felarof and Snowmane circled, until one of their own could get to it. Our reporter was dutifully taking notes, but all action on the field ceased as Eomer raced onto the field, waving his arms and shouting something. Our reporter couldn't tell what Eomer said, exactly, but Gandalf's reaction was clear - "They did WHAT?!" he shouted angrily, and stalked off the field, leaving three slightly confused horses and a curiously satisfied Eomer looking after him.

It's no coincidence that the timing of the posting of the rosters coincided with that moment near-exactly, so one wonders - what exactly got Gandalf so angry?

Our reporters are on the case.

[Nogrod]

The AKM thinks that the reshuffling of the teams and the introducing of a salary-cap have been good things as the tournament looks really interesting this year and predicting the winner, or even the top four or eight, looks more challenging than ever before. But it looks also, that some of the group-selections are more or less questionable – looking from the point of view of fairness, that is. Some groups just have the word ‘death’ written over them. More of that later.

But here’s our preliminary view of the groups before the friendlies kick into motion and we get some real statistics to go on speculating about. After the friendlies the AKM will come up with a more definitive and grounded prediction as to the group phase results.



Group A

Well, this is an odd one. The Downer is a team that puzzled everyone last year and there sure is no looking at their overall salary to predict their quality. But unless things have drastically changed they will not qualify – even if they may tease the other teams considerably on their way and maybe cause some upsets that way with the opponents taking the wrong attitude towards them from the beginning.

Shire-Bree United looks stronger this year in comparison to many other teams that have weakened, and the fact that Bombadil agrees to play with just 5 million makes the overall team look much more inexpensive than it really is (he could have made a deal for 15-20 million basically anywhere). Although the AKM thinks Aragorn (or Strider, or Elessar, what have you) is strongly overrated by many in the footballing circles and the Barrow-Wight has rarely shown forwards any brilliance either. So a lot of their performance will be decided by Bombadill’s interest to play on the game-day and Khamûl’s ability to do it on his own if none is helping.

But there are two long-time favourites in this group as well: Morgoth is not used to be left into the group-phase, and neither is the another oddity, the Tol-In-Gaurhoth team. It would be a surprise if these two would not make their way forwards from the group, but Shire-Bree might make them play it for real to advance, especially if old Tom decides to take this tournament seriously. The creature with an interest-span of a goldfish (on things other than Goldberry) is their asset and problem at the same time.

One questionmark is the ability of the T-I-G team to mould themselves into a team with all this testing of players during the friendlies designed to do just that. Maybe that – and the ruling that they can only have four werewolves in their team – could be their undergoing? They are a werewolf team and with most players forced to play as wights their strength will be a lot diminished.

With team Angband, Melkor, a Balrog first of his name (after Gothmog) and Carcaroth will make sure scoring against them will be a task indeed, but will Tevildo and Ancalagon have enough support from Ulfang and the other easterling midfielders for the team to score enough? Could it be Melkor saved money in a wrong place not hiring one or two strong enough midfielders to feed the strikers?


Group B

This is an interesting group – though not one of the highest quality. It’s hard to see Eriador being left into the group-stage with Elrond tending the goal and Glorfindel and the Witch King taking care of the offence, especially when they have not been compromising in the defence either.

But the fight over the second place will be interesting indeed. The Arnorians have proven themselves to be sturdy fighters also in the footballfield when they get their act right (like team Norbury showed). The relatively cheap overall price-tag may be misleading as these men may be playing for honour as well. Although, and to be fair, none of them except Araphor have shown a consistent top-quality game in previous years. Especially both Isildur and Elendil have not excelled the way many have wished them to (and Isildur’s two year contract with Barad-Dûr was clearly a mistake both morally and sportingly).

Gondolin used to be one of the powerhouses of the Arda football and they will not go down without a fight this year either, especially energized by the last year’s disaster – but will they have enough talent on board this year? Could it be their team is a bit overpriced? Rôg sure is worth the 10 million he earns, but paying Gothmog and Maeglin 20? When in flames they are top scorers, no doubt, but 20 million a piece? The sense of security and immunity from disaster has failed Gondolin before…

That leaves us to the third contender for the second place, Inter Beleriand. Their budget is the lowest of all, but with Maedhros and Fingon in the attack and Turgon at the goal – and a defence led by a Balrog (even if balrogs sometimes are over-rated) they will fight seriously for the second place as well.


Group C

The first idea looking at this group is the overpaying policies of the team Dwarves United. But then again they have managed to recruit Aulë himself to the team (or did he recruit the team for himself this time?) – and with him Celebrimbor – and Legolas as a striker (who’s probably there only to accompany Gimli) they actually do have some quality as well.

Another overpaid team is Erebor. The Great Eagles sure are formidable but surely not the lock of defense they are thought to be. Thranduil and Smaug will score, but not perhaps enough to qualify. A lot will depend on their midfield’s, especially Bolg’s and Bard’s, ability to rise to the occasion feeding their strikers.

But the other teams are not that much more impressive either. Wilderland boasts forward-looking players like Scatha, Orömë, Galadriel and Elwë Singollo, but unless they can make the ents rise to the occasion the defence looks pretty random indeed. The most pathetic team though seems to be the team Anduin: Grimbeorn, Boromir and Haldir can score at times, but the line-up is just too thin for them to advance. Even if Celeborn and Fram are quality defenders, the two of them can’t hold the enemy back for eternity.


Group D

There have been close groups in groups A to C, with varied qualities, but group D just spells excellence and death as one of the serious contenders for the final four will be dropped after the group-stage. For the footballing community and the lovers of the game this group causes pure outrage and a lot of gray hairs! On another note one could say, that if you’re after the best football in the group stage, you should get your tickets to the island of Númenor immediately. They will be sold in a record time!

Just imagine putting any one of the top three teams from here to any other group and you’d find them among the two most probably to advance – and even the fourth team of this group would be a serious contender in any of the other groups.

Group D has the second most expensive team (FC Valinor, 113), the third (Armenelos, 108) and the fifth (Real Valinor, 104), and Tirion is paying its top players clearly under the rates they would deserve in any other team (Ingwë, Aredhel, Finwë and Eonwë have all settled to 10 million a piece to pay Thorondor 14!). Especially Aredhel’s salary of 10 million looks out of balance as she could have called for 15 anywhere.

But who would then qualify from this nightmarish group?

Armenelos has the home-ground advantage and there clearly is a feeling there that this year they’re going to come back to the brightest spots of the tournament. But who will feed the score-hungry and –able strikers Pharazôn and Adunakhôr with no Elros or Sauron to do it? Tar Atanamir will surely do his part in reducing the opposition’s goals into minimum with the help of Tar-Telperion led experienced top-quality defence.

But then again, Huan has never played in a team that would have ended outside the top four –being possibly the only one player to achieve that. With his close companies Celegorm and Curufin, the frightening duo to anyone opposing them, going forwards with the aid from likes of Yavanna and Idril, their forward capacity looks like a solid one. The defence might be the weak spot there – remembering that Huan always performs the best behind a solid one. But having Maglor, Penlod and Indis there would be a great asset to many a team competing this year. So even that is a relative “defect”.

The AKM’s favourite to win this group though is Real Valinor. Tulkas is playing the goalie this year and that surely raises some eyebrows, but none dare to think he would be lousy in defensive mode: it’s hard to see his pride and fury admitting any goals. But the defensive line in front of him looks impressive indeed with Caranthir and Tilion also able to score. Not that scoring ability was the weak point of the team in any case: with the crushing trio Nerdanel, Miriel and Arien, Real Valinor has probably the strongest attack of any team competing this year. So if something fails Real Valinor this year, it will be defence and goal-tending… but that looks stretching a possible weakness.

And Tirion will not give up either even if they start up with a lot more cheaper team… for even they would be strong contenders for the place in the next round in almost any other group.


Group E

Group E at the Havens will witness another spectacle of many great teams fighting it out for the two places to qualify. The home team is as good as it could be, but it clearly is the favourite to stay in the group phase – even with Eärendil and Tuor in the front and Cirdan at the goal.

Team Hithlum isn’t one of the most expensive teams either, but there will be Túrin and Húrin, and they will have Hador Lorindol, who played a really strong tournament last year, playing alongside them. So look forwards to them scoring a lot. The question only becomes, can they score more than they allow? It would be an upset indeed if Túrin, probably the strongest scorer in Arda Cup history, was left into the group phase!

The possible surprises for this group might be in teams Valimar and The Sea being heavily overpayed, which is possible. But not probable.

Team Valimar’s cheapest player is Celebrian with 8 million. All the others check 10 million each for the tournament but Manwë (15) and his grim brother Mandos (14). Now surely it will be tough to any one team to play against Valimar, not to talk of scoring against them. But do they have the flare it takes to go it all the way? This time Manwë’s team can’t use the tactics “play nicely against the good guys and be ruthless against the bad” as they will only meet the so called good teams in the beginning of the tournamnet – and those good teams they’re facing are not giving in to them an inch to play the gentleman’s game.

The Sea will be a tough contender this year as well. With the robbing of some top Númenorian quality players to add to his own trusted minions Ulmo has finally formed a team that might go far in the tournament. With a solid defence and aggressively productive strikers they are one of the teams who seem to have found balance. Only Voronwë at the goal poses some questions as to his reliability, but the Ulmo-led defence of Ossë, Uinen and Salmar should be able to aid him enough to keep the scoring opportunities of the opponents as low as possible.

The tough thing then is, that the two best of this group will meet the two best from group D!

“Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger” says the proverb and the AKM is ready to predict already now, that the two teams emerging as winners from the clash of the two best teams of these two groups (D & E) will be strong candidates to win the whole tournament. There’s no question about that.


Group F

There are two clear favourites to qualify from group F: Rohan and Imladris. Misty Mts. and Isengard will not go down without a fight and will inflict any harm they can to their opposing sides, but in the end their material is just too shallow and narrow for them to even dream of qualifying. Yes, Durin’s Bane and Azog are decent scorers, and Caradhras and Saruman know a trick or two on stopping the enemy. But it is just not enough.

The decision by Elrond to leave Imladris has been the talk of Arda ever since it was made public. Now it is then declared his brother is going to step into his shoes. That sounds like poetically right, but one must question placing Elros back in between the posts (he did tend the goal for the -08 Armenelos team that reached the fourth place) when he was quite spectacular last year playing forward. Elladan and Elrohir have Arwen to support them, but are they yet ready to take the charge? Signing Varda to lead the defence gives it some added credence, and Imladris should handle it to the next round. But will they have quality enough to go much further?

Rohan in turn looks like trying to reach for the miracle of 2009 (playing as team Edoras back then) with Theoden at the goal, the great mearas Shadowfax and Felarof leading the defence and Eorl the attack (Eomer and Aldor in the midfield are also playing from the -09 team). Compared to that team they have lost Eowyn and Elfwine, but they have signed in Gandalf, Radagast and the King of the Dead. So if they get the ball rolling like they did in -09, they might be on the road farther than other teams in this group. They sure are the AKM’s favourites to win group F.


Group G

This is a good and tricksy one again. Team Doriath looks financial-wise the weakest team of the group, but even more one must ask how a team with three broken fellowships will do: Melian plays without Elwë on her side, Lúthien without Beren and Beleg without Túrin. But the three form a considerably tough core to a team with Dior keeping the goal. Thus none should write Doriath out from the Game of Qualification even if some other teams might be the favourites in this group.

Even if the AKM thinks the balrogs are a bit overrated as defenders, it is quite clear that running three of them in to the field to defend a goal tended by Ungoliant herself makes up for a formidable defence the opponents will have hard times scoring against. But it seems the money to buy talent into team Anfaughlith has ended there. Thuringwethil is a crafty and deadly striker but she is plain alone there and is more or less wasted.

Nargothrond and AC Beleriand on the other hand look like attacking-machines aka. teams that have spent most of their money on the other end of the pitch. And thus Anfaughlith’s tactics of going for the defence looks like the right one. But will it be enough? The AKM predicts no.

Nargothrond is going into offence with a deadly trio Glaurung (16), Finrod Felagund (14) and Gwindor (11, and underpaid). Alongside Real Valinor’s trio (Nerdanel, Miriel, Arien), the AKM considers Nargothrond’s trio the best of the tournament (Hithlum’s Húrin, Hador and Túrin isn’t weak either…). But AC Beleriand will march Fëanor (22) himself to the attack alongside Eöl (15) – and when they are supported from the midfield by none other than Beren (12) – they sure score back against any team.

So the difference between Nargothrond and AC Beleriand will be played on the defence. Neither team has a magical goalie even if both Beör and Marach are quality keepers. But the reason why AC Beleriand is the AKM’s favourite to win this group is in the fact that while there is no clear lead in Nargothrond’s defensive line-up, AC has both Fingolfin and Echtelion to lead there.


Group H

If proven wrong, the AKM’s editor in chief is happy to eat his hat, but group H is just pathetic. Put in there one at the time, all four teams from groups D, E and G would qualify without a problem from group H. It also seems that the teams qualifying from group A will be having easy time to continue further in the tournament from the first play-off round. The only team that could even dream of challenging any other team on the play-off round is team Mordor – unless Sauron is able to pull off some really astonishing magic.

To pull off a little from the above. The team spirit built up by Minas Tirith by the collective ownership and even pay for all the players might, just might, create a team-spirit miracle Edoras enjoyed on 09 and Norbury on -10. That is a thing not to be forgotten – if not over-estimated either – as sometimes a strong team spirit can rise even a mediocre team into a succesful flow-like state. Whether the capital of Gondor is even near that will be seen as the results of the friendlies start unfolding.

Sauron is a questionmark as well. He’s seldom been a bad strategist and then the question becomes whether he has some aces hidden in his sleeves – or whether he is somehow playing a much more complicated game here where the sporting results of this year are second rate issues.

Yet another interesting question is how will five Nazgûl’s play it together? If they can pull out some extra-value from their co-operation the team might surprise some. Also it is clear Mordor’s total financial value has little or nothing to do with their worth as a team. Paying The Watcher and the Fellbeast 1 million each is just a bad joke they seem to have agreed on… for some reason.



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There was the AKM's preliminary look at the groups.

As the friendlies start rolling we'll get some answers to our beliefs, doubts and predictions. And before the tournament begins, the AKM will be publishing a full, stats-backed prediction for all the groups as well as the hottest hints to the players every phantasy-player should consider as their choices.

And naturally, the AKM will be reporting & commenting on the friendlies as they start being played.

Enjoy the Arda Cup 2012 - with the AKM!

[Nogrod]

Here is the AKM's look at the relative power of the teams looked at from two angles: how much they cost (some are overpaid, some are underpaid - we know and these issues have to be addressed when the friendlies begin and we have time to observe the players' go for the game this year) and how the teams have spread their talent into the main areas of defending and scoring.

We took as our starting points the defence of team Anfaughlith and the offence from team Hithlum which we deemed value & organization-wise the best there are this year. We gave them both the value of 10. All the other teams are valued in comparison to the two in defence and in offence.

In the list, the first number is the value we gave their defence (including the goalie) and the latter is the value we gave to their offence.

1. FC Valinor 9+ / 7-
2. Valimar 9½ / 6-
3. Eriador 9+ / 6
4. Angband 8+ / 7-
5. Armenelos 8- / 7
6. Real Valinor 7- / 8-
7. Erebor 6½ / 8-
8. Anfaughtlith 10 / 3½
9. AC Beleriand 6- / 8-
10.The Sea 8- / 5,5
11. Nargothrond 5 / 8+
12. Imladris 8 / 5
13. Hithlum 2,5 / 10
14. Gondolin 5 / 7+
15. Rohan 5+ / 7-
16. The Havens 5½ / 6+
17. Wilderland 3+ / 8+
18. Tirion 5+ / 6
19. Gondor 5½ / 5½
20. Doriath 5- / 6+
21. Mins Tirith 6+ / 5-
22. Inter Bel. 5+ / 5½
23. Arnor 6- / 4½
24. Dwarves Utd. 6 / 4
25. Anduin 4½ / 5+
26. Isengard 5- / 5
27. T-I-G 5+ / 4½
28. Shire-Bree 4 / 5+
29. Misty Mts. 4- / 5
30. Barad-Dûr 3- / 5½
31. Mordor 2+ / 4+
32. The Downer 2½ / 2+


Like we said, this is not the table the AKM suggests is the one that you should bet for as there are a host of things to be taken account of before making any more serious lists. But comparing our list to fex. the TTN's list should help the phantasy player to find out some common issues and pay heed to the differences...

[the phantom]

MESPN Guide to the Groups

With the release of the rosters and groups, football fans are clamoring for informed football experts to weigh in on the new look of Arda Cup. We are ever at the service of the football viewing public, so here is the best early breakdown that our experts at MESPN could put together.

GROUP A at Michel Delving

ANGBAND- Most people know what to expect from this high-paying squad. With Morgoth and a trusty Balrog anchoring the defense in front of Carcharoth, and Ancalagon and Telvildo up front, Angband will be looking to transition quickly from defense to offense, and probably won't ask their forwards and defenders to help each other much- with the exception of Morgoth of course, who cannot help but be involved occasionally on offense- particularly on corners and free kicks. He's a big target with lots of power, similar to Ancalagon, and thus teams will have to account for both of them.

SHIRE-BREE UNITED- This SBU squad is quite diverse, featuring a hobbit, an elf, wraiths, men, and whatever Bombadil is. Most of them signed for modest amounts- particularly Bombadil, who has always been a bit weird in monetary matters. Their strength up front looks good, and they're all good passers, so look for SBU to play the possession game and earn themselves clever openings.

THE DOWNER- This squad got outscored 9-3 last year and was not much respected, as their antics far exceeded their ability to compete. Soap Pope hit opponents with his hat, Philip Hampton openly kicked opponents in the rear, Fillis brazenly tackled players from behind by grabbing their ankles, and captain Hookbill was caught with a knife. By far the worst offender was the striker Alien, who lit fire to the field, burrowed beneath the field to bite opponent's ankles, vomited onto opposing fans, ate the goalposts, and tried to stuff an opponent into a microwave! Captain Hookbill says that his squad has grown, however. "Last year was their first time trying to follow rules. There were bound to be mistakes." MESPN would also point out that they were in an extremely tough group last season, featuring two title favorites- Angband and Angfauglith, as well as a talented Hithlum squad.

TOL IN GAURHOTH- These interdimensional beings are contenders every year, whether Wights or Wolves. This year they've been forced to go with a mix, as their Wight-Wolf forms were considered an "unfair competitive advantage", and Arda Cup perplexingly extended the ban to include a limitation on their WereWolf forms. Look for TIG to rally around their four Wolves. Their keeper will be a Wolf to increase his agility and reaction time. One defender will also be a Wolf in order to nullify the star-scorers of other squads with speed and size. NogWolf and PhantomWolf up front have great leaping ability and powerful kicks, so TIG will look to them for finishing plays.

GROUP B at Weathertop

ARNOR- The hardy Dunedain of the north are back, but this year alongside their forefathers Elendil and Isildur. Expect them to play their usual tactical style- changing methods frequently to suit the opponent and situation. Elendil’s size might be utilized on set plays, and prideful Isildur is likely to demand involvement up front.

INTER BELERIAND- Maedhros-captained teams are generally balanced nicely, with everyone expected to fulfill their assignments. The Balrog at the back should provide a nice counter for big powerful scorers, and the athleticism and teamwork of Maedhros and Fingon is always a weapon.

ERIADOR- The high-paid homeside features players that excelled last season, Elrond and Glorfindel, and they are supported by the flexible and fundamentally sound Dunedain, as well as the dangerous striker Witch King of Angmar and Elrond’s old friend Gil-galad. Look for Asfaloth to match up against speedy strikers, while Malbeth will be free to float where his inner eye sees fit.

GONDOLIN- Getting the ball to the double $20 million strikers at the front, Gothmog and Maeglin, is the focus of this team. Duilin in particular will be asked to feed the pair on corners and the like, but in the normal flow of the game expect a lot of hopeful longballs to head their direction, particularly at Maeglin. The deft craftsman has a first touch and ball control skills that rival nearly anyone.

GROUP C at Moria

ANDUIN- The wise Celeborn will organize the defenses here, and he will certainly be assigning Fram to neutralize the more monstrous strikers, as he seems to have a knack for it. The midfielders will be called into defensive service as well, as it is the first focus of the squad. When on offense Anduin will be careful not to open themselves to dangerous counters, but will maintain possession and send the ball back as necessary. The boldness and big boot of Boromir II, the accuracy of the opportunistic Haldir, and the toughness and size of Grimbeorn will be called upon to get the ball in the net.

DWARVES UNITED- This dwarf-centered team lacks height in many positions, but they will be tireless and tough and always give good effort. Look for the skilled foot of Telchar to be utilized as a feeder, but ultimately their offensive fortunes will likely depend upon sharp-shooter Legolas. On the defensive end, expect Aule and Celebrimbor to match up one-on-one with the best the opposition has to offer. The Vala has good size and is an unexpectedly good mover, while Celebrimbor is nearly a copy of his quick and agile father and grandfather (Curufin and Feanor). When in desperate need of a goal, the star defenders may come forward to aid the offense.

EREBOR- The most expensive squad east of the sea is quite diverse- great eagles, kings of men, a dwarf king, an elf king, an orc king, a bear-man, and a dragon. The eagles at the rear don’t have the best ball skills, but they’re lightning quick and good at getting in the way. Smaug is the big striking threat and his support are pretty good at finding their mark, and the midfielders will feel free to come up on the offensive side, as the speedy eagles can get back down to their own goal to defend swift enough to thwart any counter.

WILDERLAND- This squad’s success will depend upon their ents at the back end. Elwe, Galadriel, Orome, and Scatha at the front provides a threatening attack capable of quick strikes and slow builds. At the back the ents have power and size, but their speed can ebb and flow as they are roused. This means that match-ups could play a big part in things, as they defend certain types of athletes better than others.

GROUP D at Armenelos

ARMENELOS- The men of Numenor always field a strong squad, and most know what to expect looking at the names. Ar Pharazon and Ar Adunakhor both are good finishers around the net, and possess big legs from a distance. The rest of the squad is large and strong and they do not make mistakes in positioning, nor do they make bad passes. This should provide good support for their strikers.

TIRION- Thorondor at the rear should be an asset against dragon-strikers and the like, while the athletes up front should work very well together. Ingwe, Aredhel, Finwe, and Eonwe are all great ball-movers, and all of them are capable of accurately slotting the ball home if given the opening. Their corners and more distant free kicks will generally be sent in by the iron leg of Mahtan.

FC VALINOR- This pricey squad features the relatively new attacking duo of Celegorm and Curufin, that proved themselves dangerous last season. This time they have Yavanna, Idril, and Argon backing them up, so they should get the ball on their foot plenty of times. At the back Nahar is there to neutralize especially large or speedy threats, and Maglor is a skilled conventional defender, and the both of them have the leg to send it downfield in a hurry to the dashing forwards.

REAL VALINOR- Everyone knows that Nerdanel and Miriel are swift, deft, and crafty on the offensive end, capable of getting the ball or themselves through about any mess. Arien is an excellent finisher and thus compliments them well. At the rear Tulkas is protected by the solid Nienna and Caranthir, and Tilion too, though at times he will be called upon to move forward and support the attack with his accurate booming kicks.

GROUP E at Grey Havens

HITHLUM- This squad definitely spent their money up front, signing the tall and powerful Hador, the enduring and athletic Hurin, and of course Mr. Golden Boots- Turin Turumbar. The size and speed of Arroch at the rear should help counter certain offensive threats, and Morwen and Nienor will be good support for their family strikers. Look for Hithlum to get the ball into the offensive zone and keep it there.

THE HAVENS- This squad has a decent mix of known players up and down the roster that were willing to sign for perhaps a bit less than they could’ve commanded. The brothers Aegnor and Angrod with their friend Andreth should provide solid support for the towering Tuor and excellent skill of Earendil, and Olwe and the defense in front of Cirdan will do what they can to get the attackers the ball early and often.

THE SEA- The Numenorean-led offense ought to mix well with captain Ulmo’s overall strategy and defense. The team puts defense first and looks to possess the ball and build strategic pressure and swiftly execute when an opening presents itself.

VALIMAR- Manwe’s squad will play a similar style to The Sea, but will probably be even more conservative when leading. The Ainu-based squad looks to benefit defensively from the youngest sons of Feanor, who should help the sometimes plodding Valar when facing quicker athletic opponents.

GROUP F at Isengard

IMLADRIS- Just as under Elrond, Imladris will be defense first. Varda will be asked to erase the big threats, while Erestor and company (along with the midfield) will position smartly in front of the stellar Elros. Elladan and Elrohir have always worked well in support, but they will be asked to step up and put it in this year.

ISENGARD- These guys will spread out and look to move the ball around. Caradhras will be depended on to hang back and use his winds and blinding snow to protect Ugluk in goal. The big and bendy Quickbeam excels on headers while Saruman has the skill to do whatever the situation calls for. Expect Treebeard to send forward the longer kicks from time to time.

MISTY MTS- With the three trolls and the Watcher, MM ought to be equipped to deal with big bruisers- dragons and the like. Chief Wolf will have to pick up the slack against quicker athletic sorts. The displaced elves, Orophin and Rumil, along with the skillful Narvi, should be good movers and feeders in support of the strikers up front- Azog and Durin’s Bane, who both possess great finishing power.

ROHAN- The defense in front of Theoden should be able to handle about anything. Shadowfax and Felarof possess great strength, speed, and size, and so should be able to pressure any offense. And pressure will be their game, as they also possess the legs in the back to retreat for any counter, and so the horses will come up to support the Gandalf-led offense whenever possible. Helm Hammer-head is a well known finisher, and Eorl is a great multi-purpose athlete up front.

GROUP G at Nargothrond

ANGFAUGLITH- With three Balrogs protecting the webs of Ungoliant, defense is obviously the focus of this squad. They will be looking to strangle the opposition, and depend upon the aerial speed and vampire strength and agility of Thuringwethil up front to make a play for them on the offense.

AC BELERIAND- The hardiness and athleticism of Fingolfin and Ecthelion will help the great steed Rochallor on the defensive end enough to allow the attackers to stay up and look to flip the field on short notice. The craftsman Eol and Feanor are known for their great ball skills, so long balls are always a danger to the opposition, and the solid Beren will always be there to support them.

DORIATH- Melian, Luthien, Mablung, and Beleg obviously proved themselves in last year’s title. This year’s team is more defensive however without the size of Elwe and speed of Carcharoth to counter the firepower of the opposition. The midfield supported by Melian should be good at working it forward carefully, and Luthien and Beleg’s offensive skill in support of Mablung of the heavy-boot up front ought to be effective.

NARGOTHROND- This squad is very top-heavy, with all the double-digit salaries at the forward and midfield. They’ll be looking to score early and often. Glaurung is the big-hitter, but everyone behind him can both assist and score to make the defense be honest.

GROUP H at Minas Morgul

BARAD-DUR- Sauron’s surprisingly cheap squad will play a quick-strike style, pressuring the ball and trying to get it to their captain as many times as possible. The offense will run through the Dark Lord of course, while the Mouth will be left to organize the defense in front of the bulky Mumakil. Castamir and especially Beruthiel will be charged with putting the ball on Sauron’s toe.

GONDOR- This king-laden team will play in the classic Dunedain style, with the whole squad moving fluidly up and down, maintaining smart spacing and keeping the ball moving. Eldacar might make a run every so often, but the offense will generally be a mass attack.

MINAS TIRITH- The Tower of Guard has a very even squad, with heady play, good size and power, and unified chemistry up and down. The team will never restrict themselves to their area, but will always be ready to push forward or fall back in support. They will run their set plays with very interchangeable parts.

MORDOR- Economical and balanced, team Mordor is anchored by the steady Nazgul that provide the glue up and down the pitch. Shelob is a big load to handle at the front, while the Fellbeast at the back provides a sizable and swift stopper.