Ask a Question to an LOTR Character - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nessa Telrunya · 06-16-2009, 09:06 AM

Okay, this is like a game. The first person will specify who they're asking and ask a funny question. The next person will make up a silly reply and make up a question of their own, so the game goes on and on.

EX:

Gandalf, what did you have against Pippin? Everytime he did something, you freaked out on him.

(Next poster)
Gandalf:He stole the last Klondike Bar.

Boromir88 · 06-16-2009, 09:30 AM

Ooh...I think I got it. I think it would be only appropriate to start with this one...

To Tom B.: What are you?

Nessa Telrunya · 06-16-2009, 09:58 AM

Tom B: I, good fellow, am a male.

To Frodo: Why on Earth did you send Samwise away? Gollum is not trustworthy!

Morsul the Dark · 06-16-2009, 09:52 PM

Frodo: see that never happened! and yes I am in courts suing Peter Jackson for slander, the Baggins's good name has been dragged through the mud!

Mr. Ted Sandyman, why are suuch a meany?

Oddwen · 06-16-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chippy

Frodo: see that never happened! and yes I am in courts suing Peter Jackson for slander, the Baggins's good name has been dragged through the mud!

Mr. Ted Sandyman, why are suuch a meany?

Sandyman: It is because I too wished to see Elves in the woods someday; despite my rough and crude exterior is the soul of a poet who doesn't know it.

O Entwives, why did you see fit to disappear forever?

Hakon · 06-16-2009, 10:25 PM

Entwives: We needed something new to nag, preferably something smaller.

Sauron why did you fail at taking Middle Earth?

I almost put why didn't you kill Peter Jackson.

Andsigil · 06-17-2009, 03:28 AM

Sauron: You wouldn't believe the labor troubles I've had since the Orcs unionized. Getting things done has been impossible.

Maeglin, why are you such a jerk?

Erendis · 06-17-2009, 03:42 AM

Me?Jerk?Oh,not at all!Idril was trying to saduse me and when I resisted to her lasty intentions-because of my friendship with her husband

-she spread all those nasty and totally not true rumours!

By the way,Idril,why did you prefer this useless rat to me?

Nessa Telrunya · 06-17-2009, 06:58 AM

Idril: He can cook up a MEAN tuna casserole.

Glorfindel: How does it feel to be a twice-born Balrog slayer?

Erendis · 06-19-2009, 08:20 AM

Absolutely perfect!It is a miracle that after so much hardship I still look so gorgeous!

Nerdanel,how inGod's name you managed to have 7 sons with that idiot?

Nessa Telrunya · 06-20-2009, 09:00 AM

Nerdanel: His crafting of balls is excellent. I have no idea why he saw fit to call them silmarils. What silly names.

Treebeard, how are Ents made?

Erendis · 06-20-2009, 03:31 PM

They spring out from holes in the ...ground

.
Like the rest of the creattures,of course!

Sador,why did you insist in using an axe when you knew you couldn't avoid total distruction?

Andsigil · 06-20-2009, 03:59 PM

I'm actually half dwarf (the good half, that is).

Fëanor, why is Caranthir so temperamental?

Nessa Telrunya · 06-22-2009, 04:44 AM

Feanor:Aww, he's just mad because I grounded him for staying up too late.

Arwen, why did you steal Glorfindel's horse and scene in the movie?

skip spence · 06-22-2009, 08:41 AM

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Arwen, why did you steal Glorfindel's horse and scene in the movie?

He asked me too. Glorfindel was having a bad hair day.

Daeron, Beren's birthday is coming up... What are you getting for him?

Nessa Telrunya · 06-23-2009, 10:00 AM

Daeron: I may get him a members account on Runescape so that we can go questing or something.

Gimli, has it ever ocurred to you that asking for a strand of Galadriel's hair is kinda stalker-fanboyish?

Andsigil · 06-23-2009, 01:01 PM

Do you think anyone has the guts to serve me with a restraining order?

Glaurung: Why toy with your enemies all of the time instead of just killing them?

The Elf-warrior · 06-23-2009, 05:52 PM

I am part cat, so I like to play with my prey.

Elrond, do you have a sense of humour?

Nogrod · 06-23-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Elrond, do you have a sense of humour?

Nope, I lost it thousands of years ago dealing with men - which I know are a part of me. Lesser things might make one lose gaiety in life.

Isildur, if you had a wife at the time we were inside Orodruin, would you have acted differently?

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-23-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Nogrod

Isildur, if you had a wife at the time we were inside Orodruin, would you have acted differently?

No, instead of giving it to my future wife as an engagement gift, I would've given it to my big toe!

Oh, Saruman of Many Colours, Why did you see fit to help Scour the Shire? It never did anything to you!

Nessa Telrunya · 06-24-2009, 05:36 AM

Saruman: Are you kidding me?! I tried to start my own weed and beer business, but those hobbits already had a monopoly! It was the only way!

Haldir: Why do you act so arrogant?

Erendis · 06-26-2009, 02:08 AM

I do not act arrogant;what can I do if the others are inferior to me?

Amarie:Will you finally marry Finrod?-we got really bored by the vague situation between you!-

Andsigil · 06-26-2009, 03:25 AM

Nope. After all, my name rhymes with "namarie", which means "farewell".

Eärnur: what were you thinking???

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-26-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Andsigil

Eärnur: what were you thinking???

"I just... lost my mind for a while. I hate goths so much and..."

Sauron, any comment on the complaints of poor working conditions directed at you by your sla... workers?

Lindale · 06-27-2009, 03:49 AM

"Occupational hazards of working in Mordor. They complain, they get fired, lots of others waiting for job opps. Now don't you talk of workers unions or I'll toast you!"

Legolas, why address your father all the time with "my elven-lord"?

Nessa Telrunya · 06-30-2009, 07:12 AM

Legolas: One cannot helpl but admire such a genius at poker.

Sauron, why craft a ring of gold? I believe silver would complement your compexion much better.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-30-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nessa Telrunya

Sauron, why craft a ring of gold? I believe silver would complement your complexion much better.

"To be honest, result of a drunken boast I made to Gothmog. You know, you exterminate one village, I exterminate a larger village; you make a silver ring, gold is way more expensive..."

Gothmog, how does it feel knowing that the Pig-Orc from the film assumed your name?

Eönwë · 06-30-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Gothmog, how does it feel knowing that the Pig-Orc from the film assumed your name?

"Ermm.... that really is how I look"

Witch-King, why wear black?

Nessa Telrunya · 06-30-2009, 02:47 PM

Witch King: Black is the most intimidating color; why do you think I do not wear pink, despite it being my favorite? If I had my choice, free of bias due to who I am, I would wear this:

Gollum, how do you feel after hearing why Sauron made the ring gold?

Erendis · 07-15-2009, 04:23 PM

Gollum:See now why I managed to escape.Easy with the liquors,Dude!

Aragorn,why did you refuse to become Ecthelion's heir and set an end to the whole story earlier?

Nessa Telrunya · 07-16-2009, 04:54 AM

Aragorn:Well, Arwen got to be all "I'm going against my father", so she got more drama, and I just wanted to have some too.

Gimli, why wear your beard in braids?

Lindale · 07-16-2009, 08:13 AM

"Well, imagine having all your hair in your face while in a council of Elves with their impeccable hair, or a battle. And I'm not one for haircuts."

Saruman, how many colors did you choose to complete the "Many Colors" title of yours, and what were they?

Erendis · 07-16-2009, 09:22 AM

Saruman:Ah,all of them with a slight,a tiny preference to pink's palllet.(Actually,I originally wanted to be Saruman the Fuxia,but the other

istari/jerks

called me names so I changed to white,waiting for the time of my colourful revenge to come

)

Eowyn,since you declared you wished to be a free,independent etc.etc woman,why have you ended up a housewife?

Nessa Telrunya · 07-17-2009, 05:04 AM

Eowyn:Er, I am independent! It's just, no one knows...

Tom Bombadil:What do your made up words mean?

Lindale · 07-18-2009, 02:31 AM

"If I told you what my independent words mean, well, I won't be independent anymore! Those poor words will be bound to the rules of language, no more freedom, oh noes!"

Elrond, how does it feel to be a father of twins?

Kitanna · 07-18-2009, 01:52 PM

Elrond: It's a real hassle. Even now that they're all grown up they still put rubber spiders in my breakfast and pull pranks all across Middle-Earth.

To Frodo: After your performance at the Prancing Pony (though it ended in near disaster), did you ever think to join the musical theater?

Lindale · 07-19-2009, 03:27 AM

"Actually that moment was an epiphany for me. I took the burden of Ring so that when Sauron's regime ends, I might open a theatre somewhere in Bree or the Shire."

Gollum, was your grandmother the stern type, or the one who spoils everyone?

Nessa Telrunya · 07-21-2009, 11:52 AM

Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*

Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?

Morthoron · 07-21-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Nessa Telrunya

Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*

Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?

Pursue? Pursue! I'll have you know I was taking my usual afternoon stroll through Moria when some old bearded geezer with a nasty stick was blocking my way onto the bridge (he seemed to be drunk). He then started swearing at me and calling me all kinds of nasty things. Then he broke the bridge under my feet! Well, I can tell you, I was quite upset. Perhaps pulling him down into the chasm with me was rather over the line, but he was so rude!

Gandalf, wouldn't it have been smarter to cross the Misty Mountains just east of Rivendell (the way you took in the Hobbit) and travelling along the Anduin to Lothlorien, rather than getting so close to Sauron's spies and eventually having to go through Moria? I mean, doesn't that make more sense?

Nessa Telrunya · 07-24-2009, 05:32 AM

Gandalf" My good fellow, have you ever tried explaining anything to Aragorn? The man has no sense of reason whatsoever!

Galadriel, why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo? It would've been so easy.

06-16-2009, 09:06 AM	#1
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Ask a Question to an LOTR Character Okay, this is like a game. The first person will specify who they're asking and ask a funny question. The next person will make up a silly reply and make up a question of their own, so the game goes on and on. EX: Gandalf, what did you have against Pippin? Everytime he did something, you freaked out on him. (Next poster) Gandalf:He stole the last Klondike Bar. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-16-2009, 09:30 AM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Ooh...I think I got it. I think it would be only appropriate to start with this one... To Tom B.: What are you? __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-16-2009, 09:58 AM	#3
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Tom B: I, good fellow, am a male. To Frodo: Why on Earth did you send Samwise away? Gollum is not trustworthy! __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-16-2009, 09:52 PM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Frodo: see that never happened! and yes I am in courts suing Peter Jackson for slander, the Baggins's good name has been dragged through the mud! Mr. Ted Sandyman, why are suuch a meany? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

06-16-2009, 10:25 PM	#6
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Entwives: We needed something new to nag, preferably something smaller. Sauron why did you fail at taking Middle Earth? I almost put why didn't you kill Peter Jackson. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

06-17-2009, 03:28 AM	#7
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	Sauron: You wouldn't believe the labor troubles I've had since the Orcs unionized. Getting things done has been impossible. Maeglin, why are you such a jerk? __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

06-17-2009, 03:42 AM	#8
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Me?Jerk?Oh,not at all!Idril was trying to saduse me and when I resisted to her lasty intentions-because of my friendship with her husband-she spread all those nasty and totally not true rumours! By the way,Idril,why did you prefer this useless rat to me? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

06-17-2009, 06:58 AM	#9
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Idril: He can cook up a MEAN tuna casserole. Glorfindel: How does it feel to be a twice-born Balrog slayer? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-19-2009, 08:20 AM	#10
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Absolutely perfect!It is a miracle that after so much hardship I still look so gorgeous! Nerdanel,how inGod's name you managed to have 7 sons with that idiot? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

06-20-2009, 09:00 AM	#11
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Nerdanel: His crafting of balls is excellent. I have no idea why he saw fit to call them silmarils. What silly names. Treebeard, how are Ents made? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-20-2009, 03:31 PM	#12
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	They spring out from holes in the ...ground. Like the rest of the creattures,of course! Sador,why did you insist in using an axe when you knew you couldn't avoid total distruction? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

06-20-2009, 03:59 PM	#13
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	I'm actually half dwarf (the good half, that is). Fëanor, why is Caranthir so temperamental? __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

06-22-2009, 04:44 AM	#14
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Feanor:Aww, he's just mad because I grounded him for staying up too late. Arwen, why did you steal Glorfindel's horse and scene in the movie? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-23-2009, 10:00 AM	#16
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Daeron: I may get him a members account on Runescape so that we can go questing or something. Gimli, has it ever ocurred to you that asking for a strand of Galadriel's hair is kinda stalker-fanboyish? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-23-2009, 01:01 PM	#17
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	Do you think anyone has the guts to serve me with a restraining order? Glaurung: Why toy with your enemies all of the time instead of just killing them? __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

06-23-2009, 05:52 PM	#18
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	I am part cat, so I like to play with my prey. Elrond, do you have a sense of humour? __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-24-2009, 05:36 AM	#21
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Saruman: Are you kidding me?! I tried to start my own weed and beer business, but those hobbits already had a monopoly! It was the only way! Haldir: Why do you act so arrogant? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-26-2009, 02:08 AM	#22
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	I do not act arrogant;what can I do if the others are inferior to me? Amarie:Will you finally marry Finrod?-we got really bored by the vague situation between you!- __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

06-26-2009, 03:25 AM	#23
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	Nope. After all, my name rhymes with "namarie", which means "farewell". Eärnur: what were you thinking??? __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

06-27-2009, 03:49 AM	#25
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	"Occupational hazards of working in Mordor. They complain, they get fired, lots of others waiting for job opps. Now don't you talk of workers unions or I'll toast you!" Legolas, why address your father all the time with "my elven-lord"? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

06-30-2009, 07:12 AM	#26
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Legolas: One cannot helpl but admire such a genius at poker. Sauron, why craft a ring of gold? I believe silver would complement your compexion much better. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

06-30-2009, 02:47 PM	#29
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Witch King: Black is the most intimidating color; why do you think I do not wear pink, despite it being my favorite? If I had my choice, free of bias due to who I am, I would wear this: Gollum, how do you feel after hearing why Sauron made the ring gold? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-15-2009, 04:23 PM	#30
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Gollum:See now why I managed to escape.Easy with the liquors,Dude! Aragorn,why did you refuse to become Ecthelion's heir and set an end to the whole story earlier? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

07-16-2009, 04:54 AM	#31
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Aragorn:Well, Arwen got to be all "I'm going against my father", so she got more drama, and I just wanted to have some too. Gimli, why wear your beard in braids? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-16-2009, 08:13 AM	#32
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	"Well, imagine having all your hair in your face while in a council of Elves with their impeccable hair, or a battle. And I'm not one for haircuts." Saruman, how many colors did you choose to complete the "Many Colors" title of yours, and what were they? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-16-2009, 09:22 AM	#33
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Saruman:Ah,all of them with a slight,a tiny preference to pink's palllet.(Actually,I originally wanted to be Saruman the Fuxia,but the other istari/jerks called me names so I changed to white,waiting for the time of my colourful revenge to come) Eowyn,since you declared you wished to be a free,independent etc.etc woman,why have you ended up a housewife? __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

07-17-2009, 05:04 AM	#34
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Eowyn:Er, I am independent! It's just, no one knows... Tom Bombadil:What do your made up words mean? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-18-2009, 02:31 AM	#35
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	"If I told you what my independent words mean, well, I won't be independent anymore! Those poor words will be bound to the rules of language, no more freedom, oh noes!" Elrond, how does it feel to be a father of twins? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-18-2009, 01:52 PM	#36
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Elrond: It's a real hassle. Even now that they're all grown up they still put rubber spiders in my breakfast and pull pranks all across Middle-Earth. To Frodo: After your performance at the Prancing Pony (though it ended in near disaster), did you ever think to join the musical theater? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-19-2009, 03:27 AM	#37
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	"Actually that moment was an epiphany for me. I took the burden of Ring so that when Sauron's regime ends, I might open a theatre somewhere in Bree or the Shire." Gollum, was your grandmother the stern type, or the one who spoils everyone? __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-21-2009, 11:52 AM	#38
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!gollum Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria? __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-24-2009, 05:32 AM	#40
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Gandalf" My good fellow, have you ever tried explaining anything to Aragorn? The man has no sense of reason whatsoever! Galadriel, why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo? It would've been so easy. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave