Funny Middle Earth Books - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Tar-Elara · 03-04-2008, 12:25 PM

During yet another stultifying day at work, my friens and I came up with another odd category: Shortest, or least popular, books in the realm of Arda:
For Example:
Denethor's guide to parenting.
Gollum's grammar guide.

Any suggestions?

Rikae · 03-04-2008, 02:31 PM

Decluttering your Hobbit Hole
Family Camping in the Old Forest
Are YOU Entitled to Immortality? A Legal Guide for Half-Elves
Rosie Cotton's Birth Control Encyclopedia
101 Ways to Eat a Silmaril
Melkor's Introduction to Music Theory

Estelyn Telcontar · 03-05-2008, 02:43 PM

Fun thread idea, Tar-Elara!

How about:

Bilbo and Frodo's Marriage Manual
Arwen's Sewing Primer
Ioreth's "Sound of Silence"
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: "How to Win Friends and Influence People"
Saruman's Construction Manual for Spiky Wheels

narfforc · 03-11-2008, 01:57 AM

The Dwarven Book of Dating.
The Hobbit Book of Dieting.
The Balrog Book of Flight.
Identity Crisis by Gothmog of Minas Morgul.
Die Young Stay Pretty by Queen Arwen.
Memoirs of an Invisible Man by Isildur.
Fly Fishing by Deagol.

narfforc · 03-12-2008, 01:52 AM

Tree Husbandry by The Ent-wives.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-12-2008, 02:11 AM

- The Big Book of Entish abbreviations

- Dealing with depression by Turin Turambar

- Morgoth's book of Practical Jokes

MaultheStoor · 03-12-2008, 07:17 AM

- Dude, where's my Ring? By Sauroman
- Gollum's Guide to Eating Healthy
- 101 Things To Do With Taters. By Sam
- The Only Way To Eat a Brace Of Coneys. By Sam

Nerwen · 03-12-2008, 08:17 AM

*cough* Who is this "Sauroman"?

Tar-Elara · 03-12-2008, 10:12 AM

Yea! These book suggestions are v. amusing. I have thought of some more as well...
-The Art of Honesty by Sauron
-The Orc Poetry Collection

MaultheStoor · 03-12-2008, 11:15 AM

I know I misspealled Saruman. Kwit korecting mi speling.

narfforc · 03-13-2008, 02:16 AM

Swimming for Beginners by Drogo Baggins.
Gollums Big Book of Sushi by Smeagol.

Lalwendë · 03-13-2008, 02:48 PM

Eowyn's Book of Household Management

narfforc · 03-14-2008, 02:45 AM

How to be a Firefighter by Denethor.
How to bleach your clothes White by Gandalf the Once-Grey.

narfforc · 04-14-2009, 02:01 AM

Health and Safety Practises for Swordsmen by Turin.
Long Jump Techniques by Saeros of Doriath.
Naturism by Bjorn the Bare.........(sorry).
Guitar Playing by Maedhros.
How to spot a Fraudster by Celebrimbor.
How to make a Fool of People by Annatar.
Patience by Aule.
Hobbit Stew and Dumplings by Grishnakh.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-14-2009, 02:45 AM

How to read books by Pereguin Took

Fashion tips for Pentioners by Saruman of Many Colours

Baths and how to avoid them by Aragorn

narfforc · 04-14-2009, 03:56 AM

I'm Nobody's Child by Tom Bombadil.
What War? by Radagast the Brown.
Cracking Good Food by Old Man Willow.

Morthoron · 04-14-2009, 05:14 AM

The Whitewater Rafting Guide by Boromir

You're Never Alone With a Schizophrenic by Smeagol

Orcs with Forks: A Modern Guide to Table Etiquette by Gorbag, Shagrat, et al.

English Pronunciation and Grammar by Hamfast Gamgee

Treatment of Conjuctivitis, Blepharitis and Red Eye Symptoms by Sauron

Andsigil · 04-14-2009, 08:22 AM

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Azog

Basic Spelunking by Smaug

How YOU can Overcome OCD by Fëanor

A Beginner's Guide to Field Hygiene by Gollum

Finding Harmony in Your Consanguineous Marriage by Ar-Pharazôn

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-05-2009, 08:12 PM

How about:

How to Get Over Stolen Property by Feanor

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-05-2009, 08:41 PM

A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating
By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins

Zen and the Art of Meara Maintenance
By Eorl

A Stone Troll's Guide to Fine Dining
By William Huggins, Esq.

Mnemosyne · 05-05-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating
By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins

I wouldn't buy it; I don't think they're experts on the subject.

Drogo and Primula, on the other hand...

narfforc · 05-06-2009, 02:32 AM

The Dangerous Book for Girls by The Witch-king of Angmar.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-06-2009, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin
A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating
By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins

Originally Posted by Mnemosyne
I wouldn't buy it; I don't think they're experts on the subject.

Drogo and Primula, on the other hand...

Wouldn't that be more
The Dangerous Book For Hobbits By Ted Sandyman.

Erendis · 05-06-2009, 07:23 AM

"Abandonned wifes of Arda,unite!'' dy Erendis
''The complete guide for wood-camping'' BY Gildor Inglorion
''Perfect nails and other beauty tips " by Saruman the White
"Maskarah?Not for me!'' by the Great Eye
''The high art of diplomacy'' by the mouth of Sauron
"Bungee jumping for starters'' by Nienor/Niniel

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-06-2009, 06:41 PM

How To Avoid Getting Killed By Your Friends by Beleg Strongbow

How to Be A Good Friend by Beleg Strongbow

How To Keep Healthy, Happy Hair by Smeagol

narfforc · 05-11-2009, 01:22 AM

The Cure for Memory Loss by Barliman Butterbur.
How to Suck-up to The Boss by Ted Sandyman.
My Life in Wrestling Spandex by Tulkas the Strong.
How to pick the right Girdle by Melian.

Lindale · 05-11-2009, 02:12 AM

Luthien's Guide to Teenage Rebellion
The Bible (Manwe Version)

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-11-2009, 03:20 AM

Fighting the Napoleonic War by Boromir (if you get the reference, you deserve a prize)

Keeping Brightly coloured clothing clean in a hostile, woodland area. by Tom Bombadil

Erendis · 05-11-2009, 04:00 AM

Are you sure it is ''Neopolionic''?

"Aragorn's travel guide-complete series"

Book 1:RIVENDEL AND HOLlIN
>> 2:WOODEN REALM,LAKETOWN,DALE
>> 3:LORIEN
>> 4:RHUN
>> 5:ADUIN
>> 6,7:GONDOR,ROHAN
>> 8:HARAND(INCLUDING BOTH NEAR AND FAR)
>> 9:MORDOR
>>10,11;ERIANDOR
>> 12:UNIVERSE

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-11-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Keeping Brightly coloured clothing clean in a hostile, woodland area. by Tom Bombadil

YES!

How about,
How to Get Yourself Out Of The Barrow-Downs Without the Help of Tom Bombadil by Tom Bombadil and Frodo Baggins

narfforc · 05-12-2009, 03:29 AM

Bear With Me, It's a Long Story by Beorn.
Swimming Lessons in Armour by Isildur.

Gordis · 05-12-2009, 06:29 AM

Are Women Human? by the Witch-King of Angmar

Outwitting Fish by Gollum

How Goood is Good Enough by Faramir

How to Stay Fit and Healthy Indefinitely by Gandalf the Gray

How to Make people Like you in 90 Seconds or Less by Saruman the White

How to Steal a Dog by Luthien Tinuviel

(Titles taken directly from Amazon)

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-12-2009, 07:07 AM

Everything I Need To Know About The One
Ring I Learned In Kindergarten , by Denethor

Elmo · 05-12-2009, 09:01 AM

Get rich quick with me in Moria by Balin

Bombur's Diet Tips

Sexy tips to spice up your love life by Grishnakh

narfforc · 05-13-2009, 12:12 AM

The Value of Antique Silverware by Otho and Lobelia Sackville Baggins.

narfforc · 05-22-2009, 06:02 PM

So near and yet so Far by Arathorn II.

narfforc · 05-23-2009, 10:38 AM

Teaching Your Child To Social Climb by Huor.
How to Avoid Troublesome Cousins by Tuor.

narfforc · 05-23-2009, 10:56 AM

What Did You Do That For? by Beleg Cuthalion.

Bêthberry · 05-23-2009, 11:37 AM

The Theory and Practice of Carding and Spinning by Shelob

Rainy Day Woman by Tom Bombadil

Ilúvatar's Perfect Storm by Eru

Second Time Lucky by Eowyn

Star Trek as Gene Roddenberry Never Imagined It by Eärendil

Annunfuiniel · 05-23-2009, 11:49 AM

Complete Horse Riding Manual by Gimli son of Gloin

Avoiding Temptations by Peregrin "the Fool of a" Took

03-04-2008, 12:25 PM	#1
Tar-Elara Newly Deceased Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Barad-Dur, hurling something at those blasted, noisy orcs.... Posts: 5	Funny Middle Earth Books During yet another stultifying day at work, my friens and I came up with another odd category: Shortest, or least popular, books in the realm of Arda: For Example: Denethor's guide to parenting. Gollum's grammar guide. Any suggestions?

03-05-2008, 02:43 PM	#3
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Fun thread idea, Tar-Elara! How about: Bilbo and Frodo's Marriage Manual Arwen's Sewing Primer Ioreth's "Sound of Silence" Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: "How to Win Friends and Influence People" Saruman's Construction Manual for Spiky Wheels __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

03-11-2008, 01:57 AM	#4
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Dwarven Book of Dating. The Hobbit Book of Dieting. The Balrog Book of Flight. Identity Crisis by Gothmog of Minas Morgul. Die Young Stay Pretty by Queen Arwen. Memoirs of an Invisible Man by Isildur. Fly Fishing by Deagol. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-12-2008, 01:52 AM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Tree Husbandry by The Ent-wives. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-12-2008, 02:11 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	- The Big Book of Entish abbreviations - Dealing with depression by Turin Turambar - Morgoth's book of Practical Jokes __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-04-2008, 02:31 PM	#2
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Decluttering your Hobbit Hole Family Camping in the Old Forest Are YOU Entitled to Immortality? A Legal Guide for Half-Elves Rosie Cotton's Birth Control Encyclopedia 101 Ways to Eat a Silmaril Melkor's Introduction to Music Theory

03-12-2008, 07:17 AM	#7
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	- Dude, where's my Ring? By Sauroman - Gollum's Guide to Eating Healthy - 101 Things To Do With Taters. By Sam - The Only Way To Eat a Brace Of Coneys. By Sam __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

03-12-2008, 08:17 AM	#8
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	cough Who is this "Sauroman"? __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

03-12-2008, 10:12 AM	#9
Tar-Elara Newly Deceased Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Barad-Dur, hurling something at those blasted, noisy orcs.... Posts: 5	Yea! These book suggestions are v. amusing. I have thought of some more as well... -The Art of Honesty by Sauron -The Orc Poetry Collection __________________ "Yes, dear, I'll keep an eye out for your ring....."

03-12-2008, 11:15 AM	#10
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	I know I misspealled Saruman. Kwit korecting mi speling. __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

03-13-2008, 02:16 AM	#11
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Swimming for Beginners by Drogo Baggins. Gollums Big Book of Sushi by Smeagol. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 03-13-2008 at 02:21 AM.

03-13-2008, 02:48 PM	#12
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Eowyn's Book of Household Management __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-14-2008, 02:45 AM	#13
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	How to be a Firefighter by Denethor. How to bleach your clothes White by Gandalf the Once-Grey. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 02:01 AM	#14
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Health and Safety Practises for Swordsmen by Turin. Long Jump Techniques by Saeros of Doriath. Naturism by Bjorn the Bare.........(sorry). Guitar Playing by Maedhros. How to spot a Fraudster by Celebrimbor. How to make a Fool of People by Annatar. Patience by Aule. Hobbit Stew and Dumplings by Grishnakh. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 02:45 AM	#15
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	How to read books by Pereguin Took Fashion tips for Pentioners by Saruman of Many Colours Baths and how to avoid them by Aragorn __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-14-2009, 03:56 AM	#16
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I'm Nobody's Child by Tom Bombadil. What War? by Radagast the Brown. Cracking Good Food by Old Man Willow. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 05:14 AM	#17
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	The Whitewater Rafting Guide by Boromir You're Never Alone With a Schizophrenic by Smeagol Orcs with Forks: A Modern Guide to Table Etiquette by Gorbag, Shagrat, et al. English Pronunciation and Grammar by Hamfast Gamgee Treatment of Conjuctivitis, Blepharitis and Red Eye Symptoms by Sauron __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

04-14-2009, 08:22 AM	#18
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	How to Win Friends and Influence People by Azog Basic Spelunking by Smaug How YOU can Overcome OCD by Fëanor A Beginner's Guide to Field Hygiene by Gollum Finding Harmony in Your Consanguineous Marriage by Ar-Pharazôn __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

05-05-2009, 08:12 PM	#19
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	How about: How to Get Over Stolen Property by Feanor __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-05-2009, 08:41 PM	#20
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins Zen and the Art of Meara Maintenance By Eorl A Stone Troll's Guide to Fine Dining By William Huggins, Esq. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-06-2009, 02:32 AM	#22
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Dangerous Book for Girls by The Witch-king of Angmar. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-06-2009, 07:23 AM	#24
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	"Abandonned wifes of Arda,unite!'' dy Erendis ''The complete guide for wood-camping'' BY Gildor Inglorion ''Perfect nails and other beauty tips " by Saruman the White "Maskarah?Not for me!'' by the Great Eye ''The high art of diplomacy'' by the mouth of Sauron "Bungee jumping for starters'' by Nienor/Niniel __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

05-06-2009, 06:41 PM	#25
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	How To Avoid Getting Killed By Your Friends by Beleg Strongbow How to Be A Good Friend by Beleg Strongbow How To Keep Healthy, Happy Hair by Smeagol __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-11-2009, 01:22 AM	#26
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Cure for Memory Loss by Barliman Butterbur. How to Suck-up to The Boss by Ted Sandyman. My Life in Wrestling Spandex by Tulkas the Strong. How to pick the right Girdle by Melian. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-11-2009, 02:12 AM	#27
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Luthien's Guide to Teenage Rebellion The Bible (Manwe Version) __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

05-11-2009, 03:20 AM	#28
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fighting the Napoleonic War by Boromir (if you get the reference, you deserve a prize) Keeping Brightly coloured clothing clean in a hostile, woodland area. by Tom Bombadil __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 05-11-2009 at 04:47 AM.

05-11-2009, 04:00 AM	#29
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Are you sure it is ''Neopolionic''? "Aragorn's travel guide-complete series" Book 1:RIVENDEL AND HOLlIN >> 2:WOODEN REALM,LAKETOWN,DALE >> 3:LORIEN >> 4:RHUN >> 5:ADUIN >> 6,7:GONDOR,ROHAN >> 8:HARAND(INCLUDING BOTH NEAR AND FAR) >> 9:MORDOR >>10,11;ERIANDOR >> 12:UNIVERSE __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

05-12-2009, 03:29 AM	#31
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Bear With Me, It's a Long Story by Beorn. Swimming Lessons in Armour by Isildur. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-12-2009, 06:29 AM	#32
Gordis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 431	Are Women Human? by the Witch-King of Angmar Outwitting Fish by Gollum How Goood is Good Enough by Faramir How to Stay Fit and Healthy Indefinitely by Gandalf the Gray How to Make people Like you in 90 Seconds or Less by Saruman the White How to Steal a Dog by Luthien Tinuviel (Titles taken directly from Amazon)

05-12-2009, 07:07 AM	#33
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Everything I Need To Know About The One Ring I Learned In Kindergarten , by Denethor __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-12-2009, 09:01 AM	#34
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Get rich quick with me in Moria by Balin Bombur's Diet Tips Sexy tips to spice up your love life by Grishnakh __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

05-13-2009, 12:12 AM	#35
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Value of Antique Silverware by Otho and Lobelia Sackville Baggins. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-22-2009, 06:02 PM	#36
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	So near and yet so Far by Arathorn II. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-23-2009, 10:38 AM	#37
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Teaching Your Child To Social Climb by Huor. How to Avoid Troublesome Cousins by Tuor. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-23-2009, 10:56 AM	#38
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	What Did You Do That For? by Beleg Cuthalion. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.