Which Lord of the Rings Villain Are You? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Fordim Hedgethistle · 04-03-2006, 07:15 AM

I couldn't resist. Take the test and find out who you really are...

Thinlómien · 04-03-2006, 07:29 AM

What a nice test, Fordim!

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Personality: Sauron
Description: You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.

Actually, I'm nearly enjoying the result...

JennyHallu · 04-03-2006, 07:33 AM

I came out as Sauron too...

Feanor of the Peredhil · 04-03-2006, 07:49 AM

Shelob.

the guy who be short · 04-03-2006, 08:02 AM

Saruman. How odd. But I couldn't answer some of the questions, as the options weren't always there.

Personality: Saruman Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

Celuien · 04-03-2006, 08:09 AM

Another Saruman.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 04-03-2006, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Feanor of the Peredhil

Shelob.

You may not believe this, but I had predicted this result.....

MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA

the phantom · 04-03-2006, 08:41 AM

Saruman

Aiwendil · 04-03-2006, 08:44 AM

Shelob for me as well.

I guess that explains all the cobwebs around here. Though I could have sworn I was male . . .

Oddwen · 04-03-2006, 09:09 AM

Another Shelob speaking...

Very good quiz, O Mighty Master of Polls.

I always enjoy a quiz that isn't predictable and obvious.

arcticstorm · 04-03-2006, 09:23 AM

Bow to the great eye!!!

I am sauron

Hilde Bracegirdle · 04-03-2006, 10:16 AM

Yet another Sauron. And here I thought my preference for dining in would peg me as Shelob!

Mithalwen · 04-03-2006, 10:31 AM

Saruman

Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

Truer than I would like to admit but I think Fordim once cast me as Shelob...

Morai · 04-03-2006, 10:39 AM

I came out as Sauron, which is quite accurate in some ways, especially the world domination bit. But alas, I still have friends, and no slaves I know of. Unless perhaps I scare them into being nice to me....

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-03-2006, 10:53 AM

Saruman. But book, not movie Saruman.
(But don't tell Sauron, that moron has no
idea he'll be bumped off later). Mwahhhh!

P.S. There also seems to be a Harry Potter test,
with even more bizarre options.

Kath · 04-03-2006, 11:02 AM

Shelob

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You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you. You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.

Wow, I'm nasty!

Lalaith · 04-03-2006, 11:04 AM

Sauron. Are there just the three options?

Holbytlass · 04-03-2006, 11:21 AM

No, Lalaith. I'm Gollum.

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You are a pathetic worm, capable only of the meanest sort of villainy. You think you’re important and that others should show you some respect, but you are wrong. Sometimes you realise this and that makes you angry with the world. Your only desire is to fill your belly and mutter over the many imagined insults you have been paid by people who are probably not even aware that you are alive. You are quick to form a grudge and slow to give it up. Your only friends are imaginary, and they are as repulsive as yourself.

weird.

Formendacil · 04-03-2006, 11:31 AM

Hmmm.... I share the Orthanc Club with TGWBS, the Phantom, and Mithalwen (and others). I have to wonder, almost, if there is a correllation between one's Werewolfing style and one's villian.

Mithalwen · 04-03-2006, 11:51 AM

If that were true I thinkI would have been Grima - far too obvious ......

Bêthberry · 04-03-2006, 12:01 PM

*pokes in the air energetically with her umbrella*

I absolutely insist upon Lobelia being added to the quizz. Why, I have wanted to explore this alter-alter-alter ego character for some time now and if I can't on a villains quizz, why I may be forced to put up arms--er, umbrellas--in an rpg.

You all have been warned. That is all.

Firefoot · 04-03-2006, 02:39 PM

Saruman.

Diamond18 · 04-03-2006, 05:34 PM

I am Sauron:

Quote:

You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.

Excelllllllent test, Fordim.

Nogrod · 04-03-2006, 05:44 PM

One more Saruman with me. Although I kind of didn't see the relation of my answers with the final description. But maybe that's just that psychology stuff? Unconsciousness driving the answers to goals your conscious mind doesn't see... Oh how bad we are!

Celuien · 04-03-2006, 06:12 PM

Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes.

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf.

The Only Real Estel · 04-03-2006, 06:40 PM

Sauron

You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.

The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. I must say this sounds quite a bit like phantom.

Diamond18 · 04-03-2006, 06:54 PM

I dunno, TORE, I thought Saruman was a pretty good fit.

Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

For me, the operative phrase in the Sauron description was you prefer whimpering slaves.

narfforc · 04-03-2006, 08:13 PM

Another Shelob here..............................?????????????

Taralphiel · 04-03-2006, 08:26 PM

Another Sauron

A really good quiz, I think! n.n Though I'm having mental images of Sauron watching cable gardening and handyman channels now....

Fordim Hedgethistle · 04-03-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Celuien

Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes.

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf.

Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4

So with the exception of Gollum, it seems to be a pretty tight race.

Bb: Lobelia? Next time....

Encaitare · 04-03-2006, 10:17 PM

Sauron! Hip hip hooray for irredeemable evil!

Alcarillo · 04-03-2006, 10:37 PM

Another Saruman here. I am "a sleazy backroom dealer".

Lalwendë · 04-04-2006, 02:54 AM

Cool, I'm Shelob (though I did have pretensions to being Saruman). Spawn of the void............

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You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you. You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.

Should davem be scared? I want him to do the test now so I know what I'm dealing with.

Mithalwen · 04-04-2006, 06:12 AM

I do wonder if I would have got a different result had there been more likely holiday plans? I did spend my most recent time off at home on domestic tasks and hobbies but it isn't what I'd call a holiday. No option involving travel, guidebooks, backpacking and disappearing into the wild blue yonder for months at a time. Getting into a mild blue Honda to reach a friend's house ain't quite the same.

Morsul the Dark · 04-04-2006, 08:04 AM

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Personality: Gollum

Description: You are a pathetic worm, capable only of the meanest sort of villainy. You think you’re important and that others should show you some respect, but you are wrong. Sometimes you realise this and that makes you angry with the world. Your only desire is to fill your belly and mutter over the many imagined insults you have been paid by people who are probably not even aware that you are alive. You are quick to form a grudge and slow to give it up. Your only friends are imaginary, and they are as repulsive as yourself

at first i was mad "Gollum?! that sucks," but when i read the description its true im decietful and love food and do mumble to myself(as a matter of fact thats got me into trouble at work) just ask my giant catepillar friend hally

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-04-2006, 08:47 AM

On a somewhat related, and curious, note, I
also took the Harry Potter character test and got:

Personality: Professor Dumbledore

Description: Wise and old, but loved by all Hogwarts students - a great head and leader!

So I got Saruman and Dumbledore. Hmm.
(Well, at least it wasn't Gollum and the house elf in the second HP movie).

Lalwendë · 04-04-2006, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

On a somewhat related, and curious, note, I
also took the Harry Potter character test and got:

Personality: Professor Dumbledore

Description: Wise and old, but loved by all Hogwarts students - a great head and leader!

So I got Saruman and Dumbledore. Hmm.
(Well, at least it wasn't Gollum and the house elf in the second HP movie).

How about my combination then: Shelob and Luna Lovegood (A little bit random and special)?

Hilde Bracegirdle · 04-04-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fordim Hedgethistle

Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4

Now why would a host Sauron wantabes be so obessed with 'Lord of the Rings', I wonder? Reminds me of sports figures watching a replay of a game to see exactly what went wrong, in the hope that they might do better next time.

Maeggaladiel · 04-04-2006, 11:19 AM

Hehehe! Fun test, Fordim!

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Personality: Saruman

Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

Wow. I'm a pretty evil, albiet charming, girl! FEAR ME AND MY APPARENT LACK OF FRIENDSHIP!!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 04-04-2006, 11:47 AM

I'm Shelob - obviously. I would have been rather disappointed if I had got some other result.

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You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you.You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.

Yeah, that's me. And the reason of existence is now solved, I see. Splendid.

04-03-2006, 07:15 AM	#1
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Which Lord of the Rings Villain Are You? I couldn't resist. Take the test and find out who you really are... __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

04-03-2006, 07:33 AM	#3
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	I came out as Sauron too... __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

04-03-2006, 07:49 AM	#4
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Shelob. __________________ peace

04-03-2006, 08:09 AM	#6
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Another Saruman. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

04-03-2006, 08:41 AM	#8
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Saruman __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-03-2006, 08:02 AM	#5
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Saruman. How odd. But I couldn't answer some of the questions, as the options weren't always there. Personality: Saruman Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

04-03-2006, 08:44 AM	#9
Aiwendil Late Istar Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,224	Shelob for me as well. I guess that explains all the cobwebs around here. Though I could have sworn I was male . . .

04-03-2006, 09:09 AM	#10
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Another Shelob speaking... Very good quiz, O Mighty Master of Polls. I always enjoy a quiz that isn't predictable and obvious. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-03-2006, 09:23 AM	#11
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Bow to the great eye!!! I am sauron

04-03-2006, 10:16 AM	#12
Hilde Bracegirdle Relic of Wandering Days Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: You'll See Perpetual Change. Posts: 1,480	Yet another Sauron. And here I thought my preference for dining in would peg me as Shelob!

04-03-2006, 10:31 AM	#13
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	It is the voice... Saruman Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship. Truer than I would like to admit but I think Fordim once cast me as Shelob... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-03-2006, 10:39 AM	#14
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles seek world domination I came out as Sauron, which is quite accurate in some ways, especially the world domination bit. But alas, I still have friends, and no slaves I know of. Unless perhaps I scare them into being nice to me.... __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

04-03-2006, 10:53 AM	#15
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Saruman. But book, not movie Saruman. (But don't tell Sauron, that moron has no idea he'll be bumped off later). Mwahhhh! P.S. There also seems to be a Harry Potter test, with even more bizarre options. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-03-2006, 11:04 AM	#17
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Sauron. Are there just the three options? __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

04-03-2006, 11:31 AM	#19
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Hmmm.... I share the Orthanc Club with TGWBS, the Phantom, and Mithalwen (and others). I have to wonder, almost, if there is a correllation between one's Werewolfing style and one's villian. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-03-2006, 11:51 AM	#20
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	If that were true I thinkI would have been Grima - far too obvious ...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-03-2006, 12:01 PM	#21
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	No, not Mary Poppins pokes in the air energetically with her umbrella I absolutely insist upon Lobelia being added to the quizz. Why, I have wanted to explore this alter-alter-alter ego character for some time now and if I can't on a villains quizz, why I may be forced to put up arms--er, umbrellas--in an rpg. You all have been warned. That is all. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 04-03-2006 at 02:43 PM. Reason: inadvertent lipogrammatos

04-03-2006, 02:39 PM	#22
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Saruman.

04-03-2006, 05:44 PM	#24
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	One more Saruman with me. Although I kind of didn't see the relation of my answers with the final description. But maybe that's just that psychology stuff? Unconsciousness driving the answers to goals your conscious mind doesn't see... Oh how bad we are! __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

04-03-2006, 06:12 PM	#25
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	You knew this was coming. Attack of the stats. Saruman: IIIII III Sauron: IIIII II Shelob: IIII Gollum: I With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes. I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

04-03-2006, 06:40 PM	#26
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	another... Sauron You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. I must say this sounds quite a bit like phantom.

04-03-2006, 06:54 PM	#27
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	I dunno, TORE, I thought Saruman was a pretty good fit. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship. For me, the operative phrase in the Sauron description was you prefer whimpering slaves. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression. Last edited by Diamond18; 04-03-2006 at 06:59 PM. Reason: formatting

04-03-2006, 08:13 PM	#28
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Shelob me Shelob me not Another Shelob here..............................????????????? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-03-2006, 08:26 PM	#29
Taralphiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Swan Wood Posts: 649	Another Sauron A really good quiz, I think! n.n Though I'm having mental images of Sauron watching cable gardening and handyman channels now....

04-03-2006, 10:17 PM	#31
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	<-- mine eye Sauron! Hip hip hooray for irredeemable evil!

04-03-2006, 10:37 PM	#32
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Another Saruman here. I am "a sleazy backroom dealer".

04-04-2006, 06:12 AM	#34
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	I do wonder if I would have got a different result had there been more likely holiday plans? I did spend my most recent time off at home on domestic tasks and hobbies but it isn't what I'd call a holiday. No option involving travel, guidebooks, backpacking and disappearing into the wild blue yonder for months at a time. Getting into a mild blue Honda to reach a friend's house ain't quite the same. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-04-2006, 08:47 AM	#36
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	On a somewhat related, and curious, note, I also took the Harry Potter character test and got: Personality: Professor Dumbledore Description: Wise and old, but loved by all Hogwarts students - a great head and leader! So I got Saruman and Dumbledore. Hmm. (Well, at least it wasn't Gollum and the house elf in the second HP movie). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'