Evil Malice That Lurks In The Evil Caves Of Bad - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Captain Grishnahk · 09-15-2005, 06:54 PM

Greetings,...
This is just for us evil people who want talk evilly ... here is a poem i just came up with off the bat...

A Dark Word

Greetings from the dark realm
Where malice lies heavy and evil prevails the helm
Our wicked ways will pick at your soul
And with our mechanisms your eyes we will lull
Your pleasant feelings will be muddied and roiled
As your essence is put to a steady black boil
You have chosen evil, and evil you shall stay
You have come to the dark realm and you cannot turn away
All who come are under this curse
There is nothing, nothing ever more worse
But though you came on your own accord
The orcs of the East, around you will horde
You are here to stay, so close the door
For you are forever doomed to the land of Mordor…

I am working on taking over Middle Earth, any1 who wants to join my terriblely evil plans, you may.

-The Captain

"What about their legs? They dont need those!" -Grishnahk

The Perky Ent · 09-15-2005, 06:56 PM

Good poem! But you'll have to get in line. Me and Morsul the Dark are already taking it over. Resistance is fuitile. You could be a powerful ally. Join the dark side! We have cookies

Captain Grishnahk · 09-18-2005, 06:13 PM

You cursed swine!
Middle earth is mine!
On elves i will dine
Though i could use your help
If not i will turn you into kelp
Like a dog you will yelp
Middle Earth is mine

Just kidding,... together Perky Ent,... we will rule this Middle Earth!!!!!!

Give me a cookie

The Perky Ent · 09-18-2005, 06:23 PM

You own Middle Earth?
Now that's something that belongs in Mirth!
The elves are mine,
Fear my sign!
The ents reign supreme
greater than any other regime.
Kelp? Don't make me laugh
lest you are tempted to feel my wrath!
I reign supreme, there is no other
And if you argue, say goodbye to your mother!

There is only one ruler of Middle Earth: Me. Middle Earth is mine, and I shall risk no other. The time of the humanoids is over. The time of the ents have begun. Seek shelter while you still can. The roots of Fangorn will consume all.

That is, unless you fill out the green form

Captain Grishnahk · 09-18-2005, 06:29 PM

Middle earth is my lot!
You dumb trees shall rot!
On you horses will trot!

Let all tree root and fern
With the fire of Mordor Burn
Our lessons you shall learn
ALL OF FANGORN WILL BURN!!!!

BURN BURN BURN!!!!
IN MORDOR YOU SHALL BURN

I carry the curse of Sauron

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 09-18-2005, 07:02 PM

A grave abode,
No motherlode
Of Middle-earth odes.
You should have know'd.

We have a policy of not allowing poetry or fan fiction stories to be posted on the Downs discussion forum, so I am closing this thread down.

09-15-2005, 06:54 PM	#1
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Evil Malice That Lurks In The Evil Caves Of Bad Greetings,... This is just for us evil people who want talk evilly ... here is a poem i just came up with off the bat... A Dark Word Greetings from the dark realm Where malice lies heavy and evil prevails the helm Our wicked ways will pick at your soul And with our mechanisms your eyes we will lull Your pleasant feelings will be muddied and roiled As your essence is put to a steady black boil You have chosen evil, and evil you shall stay You have come to the dark realm and you cannot turn away All who come are under this curse There is nothing, nothing ever more worse But though you came on your own accord The orcs of the East, around you will horde You are here to stay, so close the door For you are forever doomed to the land of Mordor… I am working on taking over Middle Earth, any1 who wants to join my terriblely evil plans, you may. -The Captain "What about their legs? They dont need those!" -Grishnahk

09-15-2005, 06:56 PM	#2
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	good poem, but middle earth is mine Good poem! But you'll have to get in line. Me and Morsul the Dark are already taking it over. Resistance is fuitile. You could be a powerful ally. Join the dark side! We have cookies __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-18-2005, 06:23 PM	#4
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	You own Middle Earth? Now that's something that belongs in Mirth! The elves are mine, Fear my sign! The ents reign supreme greater than any other regime. Kelp? Don't make me laugh lest you are tempted to feel my wrath! I reign supreme, there is no other And if you argue, say goodbye to your mother! There is only one ruler of Middle Earth: Me. Middle Earth is mine, and I shall risk no other. The time of the humanoids is over. The time of the ents have begun. Seek shelter while you still can. The roots of Fangorn will consume all. That is, unless you fill out the green form __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-18-2005, 06:29 PM	#5
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Middle earth is my lot! You dumb trees shall rot! On you horses will trot! Let all tree root and fern With the fire of Mordor Burn Our lessons you shall learn ALL OF FANGORN WILL BURN!!!! BURN BURN BURN!!!! IN MORDOR YOU SHALL BURN I carry the curse of Sauron __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

09-18-2005, 07:02 PM	#6
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	No fan fiction or poetry please A grave abode, No motherlode Of Middle-earth odes. You should have know'd. We have a policy of not allowing poetry or fan fiction stories to be posted on the Downs discussion forum, so I am closing this thread down. __________________ The Barrow-Wight Last edited by The Barrow-Wight; 09-18-2005 at 07:45 PM.