Unfair criticism of ROP Eldar.

[Michael Murry]

I tried to lampoon this Elvish-warrior "hair" thing eleven years ago.

06-28-2011, 07:39 PM
TheMisfortuneTeller
Haunting Spirit
Join Date: March 2011
Posts 63

Quote:
"I'm five feet two,
With eyes of blue,
With brown hair to my shoulders --
A manly elf
So full of self
The ladies say he smoulders."

-- Kurt Vonnegut, Welcome to the Monkey House

"Legolas and Tauriel"

You-Know-Him

He's six feet two,
Has eyes of blue
And blonde hair to his buttocks --
An action elf
Right off the shelf,
Direct from Sears and Roebuck's.

You-Know-Her

She's five feet eight
With eyes of slate
And hair down past her shoulders.
A killer elf,
Pure Death herself,
With breasts as big as boulders.

Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright © 2011

Oh, well. Perhaps I can at least draw some poetic inspiration from further discussion of these weighty matters.