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William Cloud Hicklin · 12-17-2013, 05:17 PM

Calling the latest instalment of Jacksonverse "The Hobbit" is rather obviously going to run afoul of the False Advertising regulators, so once it's banned a new title will be required.

Here are a couple of suggestions:

The Devastation of the Story

Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone

Monty Jackson's Dwarven Circus

Pirates of the Celduin

Legolpalooza

Surfers of S.H.I.E.L.D.

How Tauriel Got Her Groove Back

The Amazing Spider-Elf (Featuring She-Elf)

Azogtar

Un Chien Andalou

and, of course,

The Lord of the Rings Episode II: Attacks and Attacks and More Attacks of the Orcs

Galin · 12-17-2013, 11:13 PM

Hmm, maybe also...

Big Trouble in Little Laketown

Grouchy Dragon Hidden Hobbit

Kill Billbo

Teenage Mutant Ninja Wood-elves

Smokey and the Burglar

Rush Hours

The Dwarf Who Loved Me

Pete And Philippa's Excellent Adventure

Kick-arse 5

The Importance of Being Thorin

Overboard

Galin · 12-18-2013, 04:49 AM

Aww, just found out that Michael Murry beat me to 'Kill Bilbo' and I didn't even know, set up by WCH himself too. Actually I like Kill Bill by the way. Stolen film titles don't mean I necessarily dislike the actual film.

Hmm, I just realized I have two Kurt Russell films. For you young folk, Kate Hudson's mom was in one of them.

Alcidas · 12-18-2013, 07:15 AM

Dragonfart

Galin · 12-18-2013, 07:57 AM

With cameos by Sean Conning-me -- who voices Benedict Cumberbatch in the extended edition interviews. And Menace Quaid, who plays naked Thorin from behind, in a flashback to Rivendell -- for continuity with the first film Dragonstart.

I'm guessing.

Morthoron · 12-18-2013, 04:42 PM

Despair and Back Again.

Juicy-Sweet · 12-21-2013, 08:00 PM

Elves and dwarves kill orcs and spiders and run from a dragon

12-17-2013, 05:17 PM	#1
William Cloud Hicklin Loremaster of Annúminas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,321	Rename the Movie! Calling the latest instalment of Jacksonverse "The Hobbit" is rather obviously going to run afoul of the False Advertising regulators, so once it's banned a new title will be required. Here are a couple of suggestions: The Devastation of the Story Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone Monty Jackson's Dwarven Circus Pirates of the Celduin Legolpalooza Surfers of S.H.I.E.L.D. How Tauriel Got Her Groove Back The Amazing Spider-Elf (Featuring She-Elf) Azogtar Un Chien Andalou and, of course, The Lord of the Rings Episode II: Attacks and Attacks and More Attacks of the Orcs __________________ The entire plot of The Lord of the Rings could be said to turn on what Sauron didn’t know, and when he didn’t know it.

12-18-2013, 04:49 AM	#3
Galin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	Aww, just found out that Michael Murry beat me to 'Kill Bilbo' and I didn't even know, set up by WCH himself too. Actually I like Kill Bill by the way. Stolen film titles don't mean I necessarily dislike the actual film. Hmm, I just realized I have two Kurt Russell films. For you young folk, Kate Hudson's mom was in one of them. Last edited by Galin; 12-18-2013 at 05:00 AM. Reason: fixed Murray to Murry

12-18-2013, 07:15 AM	#4
Alcidas Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: DerbySHIRE Posts: 32	Dragonfart __________________ Free Miniature Printables for 28-32mm Scale

12-18-2013, 04:42 PM	#6
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	Despair and Back Again. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

12-17-2013, 11:13 PM	#2
Galin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	Hmm, maybe also... Big Trouble in Little Laketown Grouchy Dragon Hidden Hobbit Kill Billbo Teenage Mutant Ninja Wood-elves Smokey and the Burglar Rush Hours The Dwarf Who Loved Me Pete And Philippa's Excellent Adventure Kick-arse 5 The Importance of Being Thorin Overboard

12-18-2013, 07:57 AM	#5
Galin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	With cameos by Sean Conning-me -- who voices Benedict Cumberbatch in the extended edition interviews. And Menace Quaid, who plays naked Thorin from behind, in a flashback to Rivendell -- for continuity with the first film Dragonstart. I'm guessing.

12-21-2013, 08:00 PM	#7
Juicy-Sweet Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 49	Elves and dwarves kill orcs and spiders and run from a dragon