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02-03-2008, 12:59 PM | #41 |
A Voice That Gainsayeth
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Once again inspired by Noggie...
Now with 50% more An Adventure of Hobbit Proportions! We'd be happy to see that much tomorrow Give that man a PM. Maybe an advice on how to reach it. And this was quite interesting: Biting the hand that feeds the One Ring. Come fly the friendly Nine Riders. Take two bottles into the Dol Guldur? Break me off a piece of that Ungoliant.
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02-03-2008, 01:22 PM | #42 |
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It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's The Great Elven Warrior.
HA! I got a slogan that said "Everything we do is Driven by Mordor!"
How funny. And also "Challenge the Barrow-Downs" The Shire, it's whats for dinner.
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02-03-2008, 01:27 PM | #43 |
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...Smaug replied to his friend.
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02-03-2008, 02:16 PM | #44 |
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Don't Say Brown, Say "The Barrowdowns".
We're Serious About Mist In The Barrow Downs.
Exactly! Everything We Do is Driven by The Meaning Of Life Forever. Less than I thought... Just One Fenris Wolf - Give It To Me! That was what I was hoping for during stage1. Puts the Arda in Britain. What does? Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Dragons. Here's something for Hookbill. The Coolest Penguins on Ice. At times these are as unappropriate as possible, sometimes the other way round. |
02-04-2008, 06:09 PM | #45 |
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I got:
3-in-1 Protection for your Eönwë. and: Chocolate Eönwë. Since 1911. and (my favourite): There's Only One Eönwë. maybe: We'll Leave The Eönwë On For You They're Yummy For Your Eönwë. But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Eönwë. Just One Eönwë - Give It To Me! Spreads Straight from the Eönwë. Mama's got the Magic of Eönwë. The Incredible, Edible Eönwë. ok I'm overdoing it a bit. But I'll leave leave you with: Reach Out and Touch Barrow Downs. Barrow Downs Not Included. Only Barrow Downs Has The Answer.
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02-05-2008, 09:13 AM | #46 |
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The Barrowdowns tested, Mother approved.
Tough on dirt, gentle on the Barrowdowns. Have The Barrowdowns Your Way. I Think, Therefore The Barrowdowns. Make Someone Happy with a Nerwen. When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Nerwen Overnight. Cleans Right Round The Nerwen. Nerwen. It's What's For Dinner. (Hmmn. I think that could be a bad WW omen.) You Can Really Taste The Nerwen! (Likewise.) |
02-05-2008, 12:05 PM | #47 |
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I used my own name first, and got
"How do you eat your Fallon?" and "It's not TV, it's Fallon" Then I tried my username and got this: "How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Precioussss?" Oh my word. Also, when you submit an empty space, a word automatically pops up there, and it's different every time, and includes such lovely words as "pain", "misery","worry", and "dejection". It seems to be a sad slogan generator.
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02-05-2008, 12:42 PM | #48 |
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"A Rune A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."
No comments "The Rune Son of Bjarne Sign Means Happy Motoring" That was odd "Only Ghouls Has The Answer" I think this one is brilliant. |
02-06-2008, 10:10 PM | #49 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Incredible, Edible Meneltarmacil
Come on, Wolves; you know you want to. Is it just a coincidence that I decided to join the latest Werewolf game earlier today?
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02-07-2008, 12:11 PM | #50 |
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Just a few more...
The Barrowdowns is What We Do.
The Barrowdowns - It Does a Body Good. He Who Thinks The Barrowdowns Drinks The Barrowdowns. Macalaure Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass. And All Because The Lady Loves Macalaure. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Macalaure. Bwahahahaha.... EDIT: Ohh, I have to add this one: Moving At The Speed Of Macalaure. Last edited by Rikae; 02-07-2008 at 12:18 PM. |
02-07-2008, 01:20 PM | #51 |
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Watch out there's a Kitanna about.
Semper Hobbit Splash Elrond all over Perhaps the new Soylent Green slogan Now with 50% more Hobbit!
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07-26-2008, 03:01 PM | #52 |
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Inspired by the last WW game
which coined the neoloisms "Mithish", "Mith-ways" "Mithwaggon" and "Mithwolf" - and so possibly egomania I revisited this and got :
Got a Mithwolf? You're in luck! Grrr Make someone happy with a Mithwolf Presumably Nogrod being proved right It's a bit of a Mithwaggon It certainly was.... Oh hungry? Oh Mithish. That is why I got casseroled... Gives a meal Mithish appeal..well it would wouldn't it...
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07-26-2008, 03:31 PM | #53 |
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This is SO not the site to discover on a lazy Saturday afternoon...
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Formendacil -very, very true... A Finger of Formendacil is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat -if your children are werewolves... I Feel Like Formendacil Tonight --I do, strangely enough There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Form --My next Werewolf game could be interesting... this site is like a suggestion box for dead-ended WW mods... Leaves Your Form Minty not Mediciney --Umm.... okay.... America's Most Trusted Formie -Yes, I think so. It's That Formy Feeling -Presumably when when you start hating Days 1, this is occurring. Australians Wouldn't Give A Dead Serious For Anything Else -Rather flippant of them, methinks. Look For The Dead Serious Label --because it's on all the best posts.
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07-26-2008, 08:21 PM | #54 |
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FEEL THE RAW NAKED BARROW-DOWNS OF THE ROAD
DON'T FORGET THE BARROW-DOWNS, MUM YOU DESERVE A MORTH TODAY (so shut-up and take yer medicine!) A BARROW-DOWNS IS FOREVER COME SEE THE SOFTER SIDE OF MORTHORON (not bloody likely) MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE MORTHORON (We've come for your daughter, Chuck) I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE BARROW-DOWNS GIRLS FALL INTO THE BARROW-DOWNS YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, WE'VE GOT MORTHORON NO MORTH, NO COMMENT (literally!) A DAY WITHOUT MORTH IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE (darn straight!)
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07-27-2008, 06:16 AM | #55 |
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"Eönwë Prevents That Sinking Feeling" cos "With A Name Like Eönwë, It Has To Be Good"
I got a few
3-in-1 Protection for your Barrow-Downs. (In case your password gets stolen- everyone wants to be Eönwë on the Downs) We'll Leave The Barrow-Downs On For You. (I've done that before) There's Only One Barrow-Downs. (Very true) Because there is so much riding on your Eönwë (hmm...) Some WW ones: Taste the Eönwë (It tastes good) You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Eönwë(OW!) I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Eönwë. (Well...) Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Eönwë (What! Get away, you wolves) And the ultimate WW caliing: Hungry? Why Wait? Grab an Eönwë. Or maybe I'll last a longer time: Do You Eat The Eönwë Last? and: Central Heating for The Barrow-Downs (Ha ha!) Grab life by the Barrow-Downs (true) Probably The Best Eönwë In The World. (hopefully true. But not the best Eonwe, mind you). I've Seen the Future, and it's Eönwë Shaped Eönwë is forever Ok, I'd better Do The Eönwë and stop now. Edit: Anyway, Wouldn't You Rather Be Eönwë?
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07-27-2008, 08:18 PM | #56 |
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Easy, breezy, beautiful TGEW!
I rather like this one! The TGEW for your life Hmm... yes! Everyone needs one of me! Get Busy With TGEW Umm... No. We're Serious About TGEW No we're not, since when have I been serious? Snap into a slim TGEW Just because I'm skinny... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not Just The Downer, I'm a member Hmmm... Nothing Comes Between me and My The Downer Hey... did they just read my mind? Mum's gone to The Downer Hmmm... Does she work there? Washing Machines Live Longer With The Downer Wow. Does Hookbill repair washing machines in his spare time? Absolute The Downer Absolutely, positively! The Downer is Good For You You can make your own assessments about this one ------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's Good To Talk The Barrow-Downs The Barrow-Downs Wanted I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency The Barrow-Downs That Doesn't make sense A Finger Of The Barrow-Downs is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat Umm... That scares me ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got a The Phantom and Alien? You're in Luck! The Incredible, Edible, The Phantom and Alien Nummy, Alien guts! Hungry? Why wait? Grab a The Phantom and Alien Mmm. Phantom sandwiches! Four out of five Dentists Recommend The Phantom and Alien The Phantom and Alien of A New Generation The Phantom and Alien Not Included ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Made in Scotland from the Barrow-wight The Barrow-Wight Lives in Scotland? What's in your Barrow- wight? My Anti-Drug is the Barrow-Wight Oh dear... Sharing the Barrow-Wight of your life Mommy, I don't want to share! Barrow-Wight born and Bred Yup, that's me! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't Get Mad, Get Barrow-Downs Dreams I'm not mad, I promise! The Best Barrow-Downs Dreams Available to Humanity No Comment... Tonight Let It Be Barrow-Downs Dreams How Fitting Barrow-Downs Dreams- It Does a Body Good ... or not so good... Ok. That's It With This Madness! (And it is said that she ran off with her long brown hair bursting in flame as she went, and TGEW was never seen by any wight on the Barrow-Downs again.)
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07-28-2008, 06:47 AM | #57 |
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Aaahh, Eönwë!
The Too Good to Hurry Eönwë. What that means I do not know.
It Needn't Be Hell With Eönwë. True Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes? Yes, that is a call to play WW (for the WWs) Don't Leave Home Without Eönwë. Obviously An Army of Eönwë. Well I'm not a violent person, but the one in the Silm is. When You've Got Eönwë, Flaunt It. No comment Why Can't Everything Orange Be Eönwë? I'm not orange! I Bet He Drinks Eönwë. That's just strange. Make Room for the Eönwë. I should use that as my signature Think Once, Think Twice, Think Eönwë. or this Give The Dog An Eönwë Well at least its not a wolf The Eönwë Effect. The best there is You Need An Eönwë. The 'Downs knows that its true More Eönwë Please. ha Gee, Your Eönwë Smells Terrific Why, thank you Happiness is Eönwë-Shaped. Well it got one thing right Eönwë Comes to Those Who Wait. Pride of the Barrow-Downs For Over a Hundred Years. That's me, all right Ok, I'll leave this now (for the 100th time), but remember: This Is The Age Of The Eönwë.
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09-05-2008, 11:07 AM | #58 |
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tis a funny site!!
3-in1 Protection for your Barrowdowns! Four out of five dentists recommend Barrowdowns! - now that would be creepy! Promise her anything, but give her Barrowdowns! They're yummy for your Lindale Lindale not included - where? So easy, no wonder Lindale is #1! - I love it! Stop! This Lindale is not ready yet! and finally: I wish all girls could be Lindale girls. whereas Sauron got: Good honest Sauron since 1898 Uh-oh, better get Sauron! It needn't be hell with Sauron
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09-06-2008, 10:30 AM | #59 |
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I'm a little bit worried about this, the first slogan it came up with for me was:
It Makes Your Kath Smack But I like: I'm Lovin' Kath Ha, they're all really funny though. Nothing Comes Between Me And My Kath Schhh - You Know Kath (which may be my favourite as you can just see the eye roll)
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09-06-2008, 10:14 PM | #60 |
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"8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Rune"
Thet can always tell when you got the allergies! "Happiness is a Cigar Called Sting" I almost feel bad about smoking it. . . "It's Gandalf Time" I bet it is "Can You Tell Union From Butter" I know I can't "Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Fingolfin" and I mean it!! |
02-20-2009, 09:46 AM | #61 |
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"The Tolkien is Mightier than the Sword."
Bring out the Barrow-Wight
Turn loose the Eönwë- roar! Eönwë. It's What's For Dinner. - A warning against the next WW game? Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes?- I haven't been playing it (WW) much lately. I should run away while I still have the chance. Come to Life. Come to Barrow Downs.- Slightly contradictory, perhaps. Barrow Downs Makes Everything Better.- True, true Uh-oh, Better Get Barrow Downs. -For all your Tolkien needs. Or: If You Really Want To Know, [about Tolkien stuff] Look In The Barrow Downs. or: You've Got Questions. We've Got Barrow Downs. Smart. Beautiful. Ungoliant. Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Gollum. Make Someone Happy with Tom Bombadil- Hmm... Sting Comes to Those Who Wait.- My advice: Don't wait! Nothing Acts Faster Than Gurthang.- See above We're Serious About Gurthang.- SO am I. So is Glaurung. So is Turin. Good Honest Hobbit Since 1896.- For orcs. You Need A Hobbit- No, you need The Hobbit. Old Toby: The Other White Meat.- So that's the secret! Because Cirdan Can't Drive.- But he can swim! Top Breeders recommend Thuringwethil- What sort of breeders are these? Everything We Do is Driven by Morgoth. Give the Dog a Sauron.- Huan? Ok, I think that's enough. But, that website is: Good to the Last Lord Of The Rings. Also, You Need A Tolkien.- The website said it, not me.
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06-04-2009, 01:32 AM | #62 |
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slogans
Haha these were really funny I got
Do The The barrowdowns Put an Anduin in your tank Happiness is the barrowdowns shaped and finally Once you pop you can't stop the barrowdowns
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06-04-2009, 02:00 AM | #63 |
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I found some more, though I think Gimli's and Boromir's, also Legolas's last couple are funny too
Anduril Come to life, come to Anduril The best part of waking up is Anduril in your cup Let the Anduril begin Cob I scream, You scream, We all scream for cob Dwarves Ding-Dong! Dwarves calling! Elves How refreshing! How Elves! Gondor Today's Gondor since 1903 Nothing comes between me and my Gondor Rohirrim Built Rohirrim tough Can't do it in real life, Do it on Rohirrim Aragorn Do you eat the Aragorn last? I'm only here for the Aragorn Go On, Get Your Aragorn Out Aragorn born and bred Aragorn really satisfies Legolas Put a Legolas in your tank It's a New Legolas everyday Because Legolas is complicated enough Lipsmacking' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Legolas Gimli Gimli-lickin Good Gee, Your Gimli Smells Terrific Taste The Gimli Better Ingredients, Better Gimli I Want My Gimli Pippin Come One, Come all to Pippin What Can Pippin Do For You? Go Crack A Pippin All You Add Is Pippin It's Not TV. It's Pippin Merry The Right Merry At The Right Time Your Never Alone With A Merry Silly Rabbit, Merry Is For Kids Savour The Flavour Of Merry Merry - It does a Body Good Boromir My Boromir To Yours Prolongs Active Boromir Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Boromir The Future's Bright, The Future's Boromir A Boromir Is Forever
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06-25-2009, 05:59 AM | #64 |
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"Because Nessa Telrunya Can't Drive"
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