The real reason why Elrond sent the Hobbits to Mount Doom - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Sauron999 · 12-05-2002, 10:11 AM

Gandalf and Elrond are debating at Rivendell, shortly before the Council. Elrond is mighty angry. "Come On, Gandalf, I don't want to hold this boring council. I will have to tell the tale of the rings and all that boring story to all those ignorants who haven't bothered to read about it in our library. Then it will be noon, and we won't come to a solution in the end. I know it all, we had that before."

Gandalf, deep in thoughts: "Actually, I think you are right. But you gotta understand, not everyone can be as wise as we.... (looks at Elrond), as I am."

Elrond(not getting the last words): "Yeah, and especially those silly Hobbits. 'Hee hee, we are the sweet Hobbits from the Shire, we don't know anything, hee hee. We just want to eat up your whole storage! Hee hee.' They don't mind anything that goes on behind the borders of their beloved boring country."
Gandalf: "True. But, my dear Elrond, I have something to calm you down."
Elrond:"What is it?"
Gandalf: You know.
E: No, not that Super-Skunk from the Southfarthing again!
G: Commooon! I know you want to try it!
E: Hell no, do you think I'd celebrate my 5000th birthday next week, if i had started smoking?
G: But I smoke and I'`m as old as the world.
E: Yeah, one can notice if he looks at your worn out face.
G: You take that back!
E: Then I won't have a smoke with you.
G Ah, ok, well here we have it, finest weed from the Southfarthing. (rolls it up, lights it up) *puff puff* Woho! Enjoy! *puff*
E: *puff* Weee! that's really good sh*t!
G: I told you. Neeheeheehee!

(One hour later)

E: .....And then the chicken said: I don't want to wear those panties!
(both lough their a**es off)
E(suddenly gettin' serious): Gandalf. I got an idea.
G: Not again!
E: Come on!
G: Ok, tell me!
E: You and I, we don't like those silly Hobbits, eh? *puff puff* *inhale*
G:well............................................ ...................... No.
E: (exhale) and we don't like this silly ring eh?
G:*puff* um.......
what? Hee Hee.
E: The ring, idiot *puff*!
G: Oh, sure, the ring. *puff* What about the ring?
E: We don't like it, do we???!!!
G: Hell no, why do you keep asking me things like this?
E: So, why don't we send those silly Hobbits with this silly ring to Mordor and to the Cracks of doom? *puff*
G: What would they do in Mordor?
E: Ugh.
G: I'm sorry, I'm quite stoned, you know. *puff*
E: Throw the ring into the cracks of doom!
G: *puff* yeah. *puff* What for?
E: Think, silly! If they throw in the ring, then it will be melted and Sauron will be gone forever, and with a little bit of luck, the Hobbits will be gone, too!
G: Where?
E: Argh! They will be dead! The mountain will kill them in his torment, it will explode.
G: (smiles) Great idea! And why should they do this?
E: Because they don't know what's awaiting them.
(Bell rings)
E: That's it, the council starts. We'll have to seem surprised that Frodo wants to take the ring to Mordor, mind that!
G(yawns): What?
E: Ah, forget it! (Runs off)

Meela · 12-05-2002, 03:18 PM

LOL!!!

Saurannûn the Wood Elf · 12-06-2002, 07:37 PM

LOL! That was cool. But you know what, I'm not sure you should be talking about that stuff on here. But. . .HA! That was GREAT!

Balin999 · 12-07-2002, 11:33 AM

I know that I shouldn't have done this, but I remember reading about the Hobbits smoking weed all day, and then I thought that it was really a rather risky idea to send 4 hobbits to mount doom (luckily, elrond did this).
well it's just for fun, I'm totally obsessed by LotR, but I also think that it should be allowed to laugh about it as well.

Nevfeniel · 12-07-2002, 04:27 PM

I don't see why it shouldn't be up there; there are several spoofs here at the Downs about Gandalf and his pipeweed.

Balin999 · 12-08-2002, 10:27 AM

Well ok, so i hope more people will read this and laugh about it. (and then tell me [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] )

Pookabunny · 12-09-2002, 04:58 AM

Some people think that's just unholy. I love it! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Aragorn2002 · 02-15-2003, 11:47 AM

that was great!
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Naldoriathil · 02-16-2003, 04:57 AM

LOL! I agree, I think we should be able to laugh at all things Tolkien. After all, he did right them for us to enjoy. Mods won't be happy though! Ah.....who cares! Think of more Balin! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Duncariel · 02-16-2003, 02:11 PM

LoL. So, did they also not like men, other elves, and Dwarves? Must be a "high" elf wizard thing(no pun intended).

balrogman · 02-16-2003, 09:34 PM

That was the funniest thing i have ever heard ever!!! Make some more!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Balin999 · 04-07-2003, 12:15 PM

At least I'm honest: I'm bringing this little story back to the top, just because I hope that some more people will read it and tell me what they think about it.
I hope you enjoy it. If not, the thread will fall back pretty quickly.

Diamond18 · 04-07-2003, 02:44 PM

Hmmm.... It's one of those things that the angel on my right shoulder is shocked at, but the devil on the left is laughing at and making the angel break down and giggle just a little.

VanimaEdhel · 04-07-2003, 03:13 PM

The angel on my shoulder left long ago, but I still laughed at that! The Mod's will probably close it soon...surprised they haven't yet, but...it's still funny...inappropriate for the Forum, but very funny! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Arawethiel · 04-07-2003, 03:51 PM

Hmm...maybe this is why elves don't smoke pipeweed, he he! I couldn't help but snicker. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Balin999 · 04-08-2003, 06:46 AM

Thanks to that damn Netscape I'm writing that post for the third time: (now in brief form)
I'm glad that you liked my little story, so thanks for the feedback.
I think this thread is appropriate for the forum, after all it's called Middle-earth-mayhem and there have been many jokes about Gandalf and his weed.
Maybe i'll come up with "the story of "Ganja"lf hehehe.

Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess · 04-09-2003, 09:07 PM

i always imagined elrond and gandalf doing that...i just never shared it with any one. jk that was great. lol [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Galadriel9 · 04-10-2003, 10:02 AM

Hey thats really funny, I can really visualise that happening....ha ha...hee hee...ok, I'll shut up now... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

12-05-2002, 10:11 AM	#1
Sauron999 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Austria Posts: 29	The real reason why Elrond sent the Hobbits to Mount Doom Gandalf and Elrond are debating at Rivendell, shortly before the Council. Elrond is mighty angry. "Come On, Gandalf, I don't want to hold this boring council. I will have to tell the tale of the rings and all that boring story to all those ignorants who haven't bothered to read about it in our library. Then it will be noon, and we won't come to a solution in the end. I know it all, we had that before." Gandalf, deep in thoughts: "Actually, I think you are right. But you gotta understand, not everyone can be as wise as we.... (looks at Elrond), as I am." Elrond(not getting the last words): "Yeah, and especially those silly Hobbits. 'Hee hee, we are the sweet Hobbits from the Shire, we don't know anything, hee hee. We just want to eat up your whole storage! Hee hee.' They don't mind anything that goes on behind the borders of their beloved boring country." Gandalf: "True. But, my dear Elrond, I have something to calm you down." Elrond:"What is it?" Gandalf: You know. E: No, not that Super-Skunk from the Southfarthing again! G: Commooon! I know you want to try it! E: Hell no, do you think I'd celebrate my 5000th birthday next week, if i had started smoking? G: But I smoke and I'`m as old as the world. E: Yeah, one can notice if he looks at your worn out face. G: You take that back! E: Then I won't have a smoke with you. G Ah, ok, well here we have it, finest weed from the Southfarthing. (rolls it up, lights it up) puff puff Woho! Enjoy! puff E: puff Weee! that's really good sht! G: I told you. Neeheeheehee! (One hour later) E: .....And then the chicken said: I don't want to wear those panties! (both lough their aes off) E(suddenly gettin' serious): Gandalf. I got an idea. G: Not again! E: Come on! G: Ok, tell me! E: You and I, we don't like those silly Hobbits, eh? puff puff* inhale G:well............................................ ...................... No. E: (exhale) and we don't like this silly ring eh? G:puff um....... what? Hee Hee. E: The ring, idiot puff! G: Oh, sure, the ring. puff What about the ring? E: We don't like it, do we???!!! G: Hell no, why do you keep asking me things like this? E: So, why don't we send those silly Hobbits with this silly ring to Mordor and to the Cracks of doom? puff G: What would they do in Mordor? E: Ugh. G: I'm sorry, I'm quite stoned, you know. puff E: Throw the ring into the cracks of doom! G: puff yeah. puff What for? E: Think, silly! If they throw in the ring, then it will be melted and Sauron will be gone forever, and with a little bit of luck, the Hobbits will be gone, too! G: Where? E: Argh! They will be dead! The mountain will kill them in his torment, it will explode. G: (smiles) Great idea! And why should they do this? E: Because they don't know what's awaiting them. (Bell rings) E: That's it, the council starts. We'll have to seem surprised that Frodo wants to take the ring to Mordor, mind that! G(yawns): What? E: Ah, forget it! (Runs off) __________________ Behold the Great Evil!

12-05-2002, 03:18 PM	#2
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	LOL!!! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-06-2002, 07:37 PM	#3
Saurannûn the Wood Elf Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mirkwood Forest Posts: 59	LOL! That was cool. But you know what, I'm not sure you should be talking about that stuff on here. But. . .HA! That was GREAT! __________________ Purple is a fruit.

12-07-2002, 11:33 AM	#4
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	I know that I shouldn't have done this, but I remember reading about the Hobbits smoking weed all day, and then I thought that it was really a rather risky idea to send 4 hobbits to mount doom (luckily, elrond did this). well it's just for fun, I'm totally obsessed by LotR, but I also think that it should be allowed to laugh about it as well. __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

12-07-2002, 04:27 PM	#5
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	I don't see why it shouldn't be up there; there are several spoofs here at the Downs about Gandalf and his pipeweed. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

12-08-2002, 10:27 AM	#6
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	Well ok, so i hope more people will read this and laugh about it. (and then tell me [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ) __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

12-09-2002, 04:58 AM	#7
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Some people think that's just unholy. I love it! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

02-15-2003, 11:47 AM	#8
Aragorn2002 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: US Posts: 91	that was great! ________ Blowjob maid Last edited by Aragorn2002; 04-15-2011 at 03:16 AM.

02-16-2003, 04:57 AM	#9
Naldoriathil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: London Posts: 71	LOL! I agree, I think we should be able to laugh at all things Tolkien. After all, he did right them for us to enjoy. Mods won't be happy though! Ah.....who cares! Think of more Balin! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "He is Aragorn, Son of Arathorn, Heir to the Throne of Gondor!"

02-16-2003, 02:11 PM	#10
Duncariel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Land of the Ice and Snow Posts: 226	LoL. So, did they also not like men, other elves, and Dwarves? Must be a "high" elf wizard thing(no pun intended). __________________ Middle-earth: Insanity "What, the peons aren't trusted?" -- Yazoo, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

02-16-2003, 09:34 PM	#11
balrogman Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: that place with the stuff Posts: 102	That was the funniest thing i have ever heard ever!!! Make some more!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ should i stay or should i go?

04-07-2003, 12:15 PM	#12
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	At least I'm honest: I'm bringing this little story back to the top, just because I hope that some more people will read it and tell me what they think about it. I hope you enjoy it. If not, the thread will fall back pretty quickly. __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

04-07-2003, 02:44 PM	#13
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Hmmm.... It's one of those things that the angel on my right shoulder is shocked at, but the devil on the left is laughing at and making the angel break down and giggle just a little. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

04-07-2003, 03:13 PM	#14
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	The angel on my shoulder left long ago, but I still laughed at that! The Mod's will probably close it soon...surprised they haven't yet, but...it's still funny...inappropriate for the Forum, but very funny! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

04-07-2003, 03:51 PM	#15
Arawethiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 45	Hmm...maybe this is why elves don't smoke pipeweed, he he! I couldn't help but snicker. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes." Gandalf sticking it to the Dwarves.

04-08-2003, 06:46 AM	#16
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	Thanks to that damn Netscape I'm writing that post for the third time: (now in brief form) I'm glad that you liked my little story, so thanks for the feedback. I think this thread is appropriate for the forum, after all it's called Middle-earth-mayhem and there have been many jokes about Gandalf and his weed. Maybe i'll come up with "the story of "Ganja"lf hehehe. __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

04-09-2003, 09:07 PM	#17
Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MirkWood Posts: 73	i always imagined elrond and gandalf doing that...i just never shared it with any one. jk that was great. lol [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "when all is said and done and dead does he love you the way that i do?"

04-10-2003, 10:02 AM	#18
Galadriel9 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: UK Posts: 62	Hey thats really funny, I can really visualise that happening....ha ha...hee hee...ok, I'll shut up now... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?