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Thulorongil · 01-04-2003, 01:37 PM

Your Understood Greatness,

Please forward a message to the S.O.N saying that horses taste better than we do, and that we meant to squash those two.

Yes, shooting arrows at big gray eyes: not fun. NOT FUN. Though, in response to the idea of a Mumak ride in the kiddie area we feel is an insult to the skills of Mumakil everywhere, Bob the Blind is willing to be your official Mumak ride because of the fact that he would be led around only carrying small persons.

Thank you for your concern about the consummation of us. It is wonderful that vegetarianism should be promoted in the Magical Land of Mordor. (But of course, if that doesn’t work out, we have absolutely no problems with fewer horses…)

In response to your entertainment problems, Phil and I were planning on asking Smaug & Friends if they would be interested in performing for you when we went to their show, but the show never occurred. The dragons were nowhere to be found. All we found was a lot of dwarves and a lake deeper than it used to be.

Always eager to help,
Bill representing the Mumakil

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Her highness gave us this message to forward to you:

To my neighbor who commonly provides food, amusement, and annoyingness,

I thought you kept a good guard on your country. In other words, I thought you didn’t like big warriors that actually posed a threat to anything within your borders. Also, since when do your orcs pick up random bodies along the highway that are bound with spider web cords?

I’M HUNGRY

Annoyed,
HER

P.S. ignore the green slimey blotches on the page. Warriors with swords...

Lindril Arvilya · 01-05-2003, 02:08 PM

Dear Mister Sauron,
I do appreciate your generous free tour around the park. It did help me get aquainted with these new surroundings and all. However, circumstances have forced me to request additional security. After the newsletter about the halfling with the ring, I've had numerous people and things attempting to abduct, kill, and do other very bad things to me, on the sole fact that I am a hobbit myself. The new employee name badge did not seem to help very much. Woul I be able to follow around one of those large Wraith fellows? They're very impressive, authoritative if I may say so, yet good-natured. I'm sure these attacks will subside with a little more park security.
I do apologise if I came off as a bit upset, but this really is important, and besides, after a few attacks I've had a few outrageous propositions, all of which I've declined. There are some real weirdos out there....
Your servant,
Lindril Arvilya.

Blue Elf · 01-22-2003, 11:17 PM

Dear CEO Sauron,

I represent the esteemed BAMF Circus of Middle-Earth, and I would like to (permanently, if possible) move my circus into your park.

My circus features everything, from Mumikal shows, to Balrog tamers, to trapezing blue demons. If you are interested, feel free to contact me, and if anyone else with any special talent is interested in joining my circus, please send notice to me (I live with Mr. Smeagol).

Sincerely,
A certain Blue Elf

01-04-2003, 01:37 PM	#41
Thulorongil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: wherever the road may take me Posts: 97	Your Understood Greatness, Please forward a message to the S.O.N saying that horses taste better than we do, and that we meant to squash those two. Yes, shooting arrows at big gray eyes: not fun. NOT FUN. Though, in response to the idea of a Mumak ride in the kiddie area we feel is an insult to the skills of Mumakil everywhere, Bob the Blind is willing to be your official Mumak ride because of the fact that he would be led around only carrying small persons. Thank you for your concern about the consummation of us. It is wonderful that vegetarianism should be promoted in the Magical Land of Mordor. (But of course, if that doesn’t work out, we have absolutely no problems with fewer horses…) In response to your entertainment problems, Phil and I were planning on asking Smaug & Friends if they would be interested in performing for you when we went to their show, but the show never occurred. The dragons were nowhere to be found. All we found was a lot of dwarves and a lake deeper than it used to be. Always eager to help, Bill representing the Mumakil .......................................... Her highness gave us this message to forward to you: To my neighbor who commonly provides food, amusement, and annoyingness, I thought you kept a good guard on your country. In other words, I thought you didn’t like big warriors that actually posed a threat to anything within your borders. Also, since when do your orcs pick up random bodies along the highway that are bound with spider web cords? I’M HUNGRY Annoyed, HER P.S. ignore the green slimey blotches on the page. Warriors with swords... __________________ I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago, And people who will see a world that I shall never know.

01-05-2003, 02:08 PM	#42
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Dear Mister Sauron, I do appreciate your generous free tour around the park. It did help me get aquainted with these new surroundings and all. However, circumstances have forced me to request additional security. After the newsletter about the halfling with the ring, I've had numerous people and things attempting to abduct, kill, and do other very bad things to me, on the sole fact that I am a hobbit myself. The new employee name badge did not seem to help very much. Woul I be able to follow around one of those large Wraith fellows? They're very impressive, authoritative if I may say so, yet good-natured. I'm sure these attacks will subside with a little more park security. I do apologise if I came off as a bit upset, but this really is important, and besides, after a few attacks I've had a few outrageous propositions, all of which I've declined. There are some real weirdos out there.... Your servant, Lindril Arvilya. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

01-22-2003, 11:17 PM	#43
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Dear CEO Sauron, I represent the esteemed BAMF Circus of Middle-Earth, and I would like to (permanently, if possible) move my circus into your park. My circus features everything, from Mumikal shows, to Balrog tamers, to trapezing blue demons. If you are interested, feel free to contact me, and if anyone else with any special talent is interested in joining my circus, please send notice to me (I live with Mr. Smeagol). Sincerely, A certain Blue Elf __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!