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"Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes." Frodo Baggins |
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Movie Aragorn: Because he was tracking a band of Uruk-hai westward across the plains. Tom Bombadil: Because I told him to, derry dol. Movie Arwen: Because he wanted Frodo, and had to come and claim him. Gandalf: Because he was meant to cross the road. Thorin: Because he must away ere break of day. Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chiken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."
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