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VanimaEdhel · 01-13-2003, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Shade of Mick Jagger: Sure thing man.

Are you suggesting that Mick Jagger was turned by Melkor? And that he's evil? If so: I can't talk to you ever again...sad that I'm only 15 and I'm saying that...

Helkahothion · 01-14-2003, 09:35 AM

Dear Vanima,

YOUR 15????!!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I tought you where like Maikadilwen's age or something. Truely, you are not 15, for I am and you are a lot smarter than me.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 01-19-2003, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Gimli: I will be dead, before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!!
Legolas: Okay. (shoots him with an arrow) Problem solved.

That is so funny!

Helkahothion · 01-19-2003, 11:38 AM

Dear Galenfea,

Why thank you for your credit. It always nice if someone likes your work.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Sindafalathiel · 01-20-2003, 03:38 PM

Quote:

During the battle scene in Moria, Aragorn finishes off an orc, then stops all of a sudden:
Aragorn - /group DING! Level 10!
Then he resumes fighting as the rest of the fellowship answer him with congratz and congratulations....

Everquest, I presume?

Blue Elf · 01-20-2003, 06:38 PM

Here's an attempt...it isn't that funny, but I tried!!

Gandalf: You shall not pass!

Balrog: Lookie here mister, I'm sorry I'm a nickel off of the tool both fee, but please let me pass!! If I lose my job...!!

Gandalf: What's the job? To kill someone, I'll warrant.

Balrog: Weeell, yes....b-but, I have.....um....a wife and three kids at home!!

Helkahothion · 01-21-2003, 02:24 AM

Dear Blue Elv,

Not funny you say? It's damn funny. I read it with a friend of mine and we both laughed. So stop saying your not funny. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Greetings,

Anuion
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Blue Elf · 01-23-2003, 12:03 AM

Thanks Anioun (sp?)
I have a bad case of low self esteem...

(Nazgul is riding his winged steed, which has no name, so I shall call it a Foozle)

Foozle: *screeches loudly*
Nazgul: Geez!! I know the point is to scare everyone, but this hurts my ears!!

(in the scene in which Eowyn faces the Nazgul, and sorry that the lines are kind of off)
Nazgul: No man can kill me!!
Eowyn: Ha, I'm a girl!! (A/N yeah, I forgot that line completely)
(everyone on the battlefield): Woohoo!! Chick on the battlefield!!

(Gandalf is riding Gwaihir)
Gandalf: Wait, Gwaihir, turn back!! I forgot my staff!!

Okay, this next one isn't funny reading it, but if you imagine it:
(Winged Nazgul. The Nazgul falls off his winged steed. One Nazgul less to worry about)

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 01-27-2003, 03:57 PM

Legolas fires an arrow at an orc. He not only misses but the arrow ricochets round and hits Legolas/Aragorn in the backside.

(I have been watching too much Shrek)

Lindril Arvilya · 01-27-2003, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Foozle: *screeches loudly*
Nazgul: Geez!! I know the point is to scare everyone, but this hurts my ears!!

Actually, I thought about that, and I'm going to change it a bit for my own thing.

Foozle: *screeches loudly*
Everybody within hearing distance: *cringes and shakes*
*The Nazgul grins and takes off his hood, revealing a pair of fluffy pink earmuffs*

Helkahothion · 01-28-2003, 07:16 AM

Dear Blue elf,

Quote:

(in the scene in which Eowyn faces the Nazgul, and sorry that the lines are kind of off)
Nazgul: No man can kill me!!
Eowyn: Ha, I'm a girl!! (A/N yeah, I forgot that line completely)
(everyone on the battlefield): Woohoo!! Chick on the battlefield!!

Hahahahaha funny crap!

Hm can't think of anything right now. Be back later.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-28-2003, 01:08 PM

Bwa ha ha ha!!! These are really funny!
At the stairs when Frodo and Aragorn are wobbling around, the Balrog appears.
Frodo: NOOO! Aragorn, what will we do??
Aragorn picks up Frodo by his shirt.
Aragorn: Yoo-hoo! Balrog! What's this? You want it?
Balrog starts panting and nods.
Aragorn: Okay...SIT! Lie down....roll over!
The Balrog rolls into the chasm.
Aragorn and Frodo escape.
Aragorn: Mwahahahahahaha... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 01-28-2003, 02:23 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAHAHA,

Cool one Horse Maiden. Picture that. The Balrog roling over in the chasm. That would have made things a lot easier.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Blue Elf · 01-30-2003, 01:26 AM

YAY!! So glad everyone likes what I wrote.

Nazgul with pink fluffy earmuffs?? AAH!!!

Poor Balrog...rolling off a cliff...and I was planning to keep him as a friend.

Okay, my friend actually wrote this one, but here it is anyhow...

Sam is looking in the mirror.
Galadriel: What do you see?
Sam: OH NO! THE SHIRE! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Sam (thinks): All I see is some really gross looking water and a couple of dead insects. But I'd feel like a fool to say that! - Frodo saw all that stuff
Frodo (thinks): Wow, that mirror was a sham! I want my money back! All I saw was my reflection... not that it's not pretty, of course....

I love that one...but give her credit not me!! (when I remember her username...)

Pennthangeil · 01-30-2003, 06:56 AM

Yall, these are so flipppin funny. Here is my sad attempt:

On the feild when The Riders of Rohan give Aragorn and Legolas a horse.

Gimli: You'll never see me on a horse.

Eomer: Oh- wait -we have aaaaaaa [pause] Shetland Pony!

Gimli: Oh Joy!!!

Helkahothion · 01-30-2003, 01:44 PM

HAhahahahahahahaha,

Oh joy. Picture that. All those cool guy's on large horses and a little guy with a beard in the back on a little pony.

Love that one.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Pennthangeil · 01-30-2003, 06:38 PM

thanx

01-14-2003, 09:35 AM	#122
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Dear Vanima, YOUR 15????!!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I tought you where like Maikadilwen's age or something. Truely, you are not 15, for I am and you are a lot smarter than me. Greetings, Anuion ________ CHEVROLET GPIX CONCEPT SPECIFICATIONS Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:55 AM.

01-19-2003, 11:38 AM	#124
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Dear Galenfea, Why thank you for your credit. It always nice if someone likes your work. Greetings, Anuion ________ DODGE VIPER E85 Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:56 AM.

01-20-2003, 06:38 PM	#126
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Here's an attempt...it isn't that funny, but I tried!! Gandalf: You shall not pass! Balrog: Lookie here mister, I'm sorry I'm a nickel off of the tool both fee, but please let me pass!! If I lose my job...!! Gandalf: What's the job? To kill someone, I'll warrant. Balrog: Weeell, yes....b-but, I have.....um....a wife and three kids at home!! __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-21-2003, 02:24 AM	#127
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Dear Blue Elv, Not funny you say? It's damn funny. I read it with a friend of mine and we both laughed. So stop saying your not funny. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Greetings, Anuion ________ Volcano Digital Vaporizer Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:56 AM.

01-23-2003, 12:03 AM	#128
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Thanks Anioun (sp?) I have a bad case of low self esteem... (Nazgul is riding his winged steed, which has no name, so I shall call it a Foozle) Foozle: screeches loudly Nazgul: Geez!! I know the point is to scare everyone, but this hurts my ears!! (in the scene in which Eowyn faces the Nazgul, and sorry that the lines are kind of off) Nazgul: No man can kill me!! Eowyn: Ha, I'm a girl!! (A/N yeah, I forgot that line completely) (everyone on the battlefield): Woohoo!! Chick on the battlefield!! (Gandalf is riding Gwaihir) Gandalf: Wait, Gwaihir, turn back!! I forgot my staff!! Okay, this next one isn't funny reading it, but if you imagine it: (Winged Nazgul. The Nazgul falls off his winged steed. One Nazgul less to worry about) __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-27-2003, 03:57 PM	#129
Galenfea of Mirkwood. Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop) Posts: 145	Legolas fires an arrow at an orc. He not only misses but the arrow ricochets round and hits Legolas/Aragorn in the backside. (I have been watching too much Shrek) __________________ Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves! Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring! My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron

01-28-2003, 01:08 PM	#132
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Bwa ha ha ha!!! These are really funny! At the stairs when Frodo and Aragorn are wobbling around, the Balrog appears. Frodo: NOOO! Aragorn, what will we do?? Aragorn picks up Frodo by his shirt. Aragorn: Yoo-hoo! Balrog! What's this? You want it? Balrog starts panting and nods. Aragorn: Okay...SIT! Lie down....roll over! The Balrog rolls into the chasm. Aragorn and Frodo escape. Aragorn: Mwahahahahahaha... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-28-2003, 02:23 PM	#133
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAHAHA, Cool one Horse Maiden. Picture that. The Balrog roling over in the chasm. That would have made things a lot easier. Greetings, Anuion ________ MERCEDES-BENZ M104 ENGINE Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:56 AM.

01-30-2003, 01:26 AM	#134
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	YAY!! So glad everyone likes what I wrote. Nazgul with pink fluffy earmuffs?? AAH!!! Poor Balrog...rolling off a cliff...and I was planning to keep him as a friend. Okay, my friend actually wrote this one, but here it is anyhow... Sam is looking in the mirror. Galadriel: What do you see? Sam: OH NO! THE SHIRE! WHAT'S HAPPENING? Sam (thinks): All I see is some really gross looking water and a couple of dead insects. But I'd feel like a fool to say that! - Frodo saw all that stuff Frodo (thinks): Wow, that mirror was a sham! I want my money back! All I saw was my reflection... not that it's not pretty, of course.... I love that one...but give her credit not me!! (when I remember her username...) __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-30-2003, 06:56 AM	#135
Pennthangeil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS! Posts: 61	Yall, these are so flipppin funny. Here is my sad attempt: On the feild when The Riders of Rohan give Aragorn and Legolas a horse. Gimli: You'll never see me on a horse. Eomer: Oh- wait -we have aaaaaaa [pause] Shetland Pony! Gimli: Oh Joy!!! __________________ ..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?

01-30-2003, 01:44 PM	#136
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	HAhahahahahahahaha, Oh joy. Picture that. All those cool guy's on large horses and a little guy with a beard in the back on a little pony. Love that one. Greetings, Anuion ________ Subaru exiga specifications Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:56 AM.

01-30-2003, 06:38 PM	#137
Pennthangeil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS! Posts: 61	thanx __________________ ..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?