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ElentariGreenleaf · 12-17-2002, 07:56 AM

Frodo: No Sam. Not this time. I'm going to Mordor alone!

Sam: Of corse you are. I'll just go back a help the others then. Good luck.

Frodo (to self): I didn't mean it ya no.

dragoneyes · 12-17-2002, 11:42 AM

What's the matter with 'whence' Vanima?

*Aragorn is randomly swinging his sword, hitting anything and everything*
PJ: Cut! That was perfect
*Viggo continues swinging, and swinging, and swinging, aind swinging...*
PJ: I SAID CUT! Watch where you're swinging that thing!
*swinging continues*
PJ: Viggo! STOP!
*viggo continues swinging and, yelling with every strike, kills everyone on the set. An hour later he stops*
Viggo: Sorry, got a bit carried away there.

Hey, so it's not that good, but it's original!

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-17-2002, 01:38 PM

hehehe. Good one dragoneyes! Still love the avatar!

Frodo: What happened, Gandalf? Why didn't you meet us?
Gandalf: Oh, I'm sorry Frodo. I was delayed.
*Gandalf stares into mid air and Frodo looks towards P.J in a "what's he doing" kinda way*
Three hours later everyone has left.
*cricket*

Ok. So that was bad. Lets try this:

Merry: How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf?
Frodo: Well, this letter the Innkeeper gave me is from Gandalf and it says here how to identify Aragorn...
P.J.: CUT!!! I thought I told you to stay away from that book!!!!! AMATEURS! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

VanimaEdhel · 12-18-2002, 06:23 PM

Pippin: Well, after pondering it to a great extend, I came to the decisive conclusion that you will be needing people of great brain-power for this quaint undertaking of yours...
PJ: *gives him a funny look, but they continue*
Merry: Well, that rules you...in...Pip...?
Elrond: So it shall be, the Fellowship of Ring.
Pippin: Excellent choice of names, my dear companion. Will you again remind me of where we are travelling?
PJ: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Just would not have worked that way, I tell you...

12-17-2002, 07:56 AM	#41
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Frodo: No Sam. Not this time. I'm going to Mordor alone! Sam: Of corse you are. I'll just go back a help the others then. Good luck. Frodo (to self): I didn't mean it ya no. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-17-2002, 11:42 AM	#42
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	What's the matter with 'whence' Vanima? Aragorn is randomly swinging his sword, hitting anything and everything PJ: Cut! That was perfect Viggo continues swinging, and swinging, and swinging, aind swinging... PJ: I SAID CUT! Watch where you're swinging that thing! swinging continues PJ: Viggo! STOP! viggo continues swinging and, yelling with every strike, kills everyone on the set. An hour later he stops Viggo: Sorry, got a bit carried away there. Hey, so it's not that good, but it's original! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

12-17-2002, 01:38 PM	#43
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	hehehe. Good one dragoneyes! Still love the avatar! Frodo: What happened, Gandalf? Why didn't you meet us? Gandalf: Oh, I'm sorry Frodo. I was delayed. Gandalf stares into mid air and Frodo looks towards P.J in a "what's he doing" kinda way Three hours later everyone has left. cricket Ok. So that was bad. Lets try this: Merry: How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf? Frodo: Well, this letter the Innkeeper gave me is from Gandalf and it says here how to identify Aragorn... P.J.: CUT!!! I thought I told you to stay away from that book!!!!! AMATEURS! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-18-2002, 06:23 PM	#44
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Pippin: Well, after pondering it to a great extend, I came to the decisive conclusion that you will be needing people of great brain-power for this quaint undertaking of yours... PJ: gives him a funny look, but they continue Merry: Well, that rules you...in...Pip...? Elrond: So it shall be, the Fellowship of Ring. Pippin: Excellent choice of names, my dear companion. Will you again remind me of where we are travelling? PJ: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! Just would not have worked that way, I tell you... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes