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Lindril Arvilya · 05-25-2003, 07:12 AM

Found
Small, dwarf-sized creature. Curly brown hair (on head and feet), pointy ears, white eyes. Seems sick. Sometimes will answer to the name of "Frodo". If you want him, come and claim him.
Contact Arwen of Rivendell, 555-3836.

Tarien Ithil · 05-25-2003, 09:06 AM

OK, so is this like a newspaper or advertismemt section? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Cool! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Meela · 05-25-2003, 09:11 AM

Wanted: Gold jewellery in return for a place on the Royal Guard. Warning- death may be iminent. Call Isildur on 08791 4444GNDR

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-25-2003, 09:25 AM

Missing: One large brown teddybear. Goes by the name of Shnuffywuggles. If found, please call 1800-RANGERCALL, and ask for Wingfoot, who is no way related to Aragorn.

purplefluffychainsaw · 05-25-2003, 10:32 AM

Wanted - dress-tryer-on. Beware if you inhabit Rivendell for thyere is someone going around trying on dresses. Mostly purple they are replaced in the owners cuboard misshappen and dirty. Some are torn. Please lock your wardrobes and if you have any imformation please alert us on 555 624

Annalaliath · 05-25-2003, 10:34 AM

Missing: The Book of Middle Earth Creatures. Last seen in the Library of Rivendell. If found please contact Lord Elrond at iwantmybookback@rivendell.com

the guy who be short · 05-25-2003, 10:41 AM

missing: one precioussss... believed to be in the possession of nasssty little hobbitses. if you have any information, please emails usss, yes, preciousss, at: Gollumgollum@outcast.com

Katherine712 · 05-25-2003, 01:41 PM

Help Wanted: Position currently open for a ring bearer. Long hours and hard labor involved. Must be a people person and have leadership skills. Those who have worked with "precious" before need not apply.
If interested, please e-mail Elrond at SomeoneTakeTheRingBesidesGollum@ELrond.com

Miscellaneous
Will work for fishes, yes we will, gollum. Nice tasty fishes, not nassty chips. No stupid hobbitses. Call us now, and help us, precious.

P.s: To the guy who be short- Thanks for the welcome. I appreciate it!

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Katherine712 ]

the guy who be short · 05-25-2003, 02:31 PM

hi Katherine712, i see youre fairly new. all your posts have really made me laugh! welcome to the barrowdowns and enjoy being dead! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Manwe Sulimo · 05-25-2003, 03:20 PM

WANTED: Leadership position available in beautiful Minas Tirith. Choose your own hours. Pay: However much you want to tax. Also included: Extravagent quarters, personal bodyguard squad, and a four-foot storyteller/waste food disposal unit.

Pyromaniacs and paranoids need not apply.

If interested please email elessar@king.go.gov

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Manwe Sulimo ]

05-25-2003, 07:12 AM	#1
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	The Rivendell Times Found Small, dwarf-sized creature. Curly brown hair (on head and feet), pointy ears, white eyes. Seems sick. Sometimes will answer to the name of "Frodo". If you want him, come and claim him. Contact Arwen of Rivendell, 555-3836. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

05-25-2003, 09:06 AM	#2
Tarien Ithil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the Shade of a Tree Posts: 253	OK, so is this like a newspaper or advertismemt section? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Cool! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ “The English-speaking world is divided into those who have read The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit and those who are going to read them.” – Sunday Times Crickhollow

05-25-2003, 09:11 AM	#3
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Wanted: Gold jewellery in return for a place on the Royal Guard. Warning- death may be iminent. Call Isildur on 08791 4444GNDR __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-25-2003, 09:25 AM	#4
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Missing: One large brown teddybear. Goes by the name of Shnuffywuggles. If found, please call 1800-RANGERCALL, and ask for Wingfoot, who is no way related to Aragorn. __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-25-2003, 10:32 AM	#5
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Wanted - dress-tryer-on. Beware if you inhabit Rivendell for thyere is someone going around trying on dresses. Mostly purple they are replaced in the owners cuboard misshappen and dirty. Some are torn. Please lock your wardrobes and if you have any imformation please alert us on 555 624 __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

05-25-2003, 10:34 AM	#6
Annalaliath Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 380	Missing: The Book of Middle Earth Creatures. Last seen in the Library of Rivendell. If found please contact Lord Elrond at iwantmybookback@rivendell.com __________________ Bloody Stumps!!!

05-25-2003, 10:41 AM	#7
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	missing: one precioussss... believed to be in the possession of nasssty little hobbitses. if you have any information, please emails usss, yes, preciousss, at: Gollumgollum@outcast.com

05-25-2003, 01:41 PM	#8
Katherine712 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New York Posts: 16	Help Wanted: Position currently open for a ring bearer. Long hours and hard labor involved. Must be a people person and have leadership skills. Those who have worked with "precious" before need not apply. If interested, please e-mail Elrond at SomeoneTakeTheRingBesidesGollum@ELrond.com Miscellaneous Will work for fishes, yes we will, gollum. Nice tasty fishes, not nassty chips. No stupid hobbitses. Call us now, and help us, precious. P.s: To the guy who be short- Thanks for the welcome. I appreciate it! [ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Katherine712 ] __________________ ~Katherine~ (waves only for Boromir the Disco King) Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its end.

05-25-2003, 02:31 PM	#9
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	hi Katherine712, i see youre fairly new. all your posts have really made me laugh! welcome to the barrowdowns and enjoy being dead! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

05-25-2003, 03:20 PM	#10
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	WANTED: Leadership position available in beautiful Minas Tirith. Choose your own hours. Pay: However much you want to tax. Also included: Extravagent quarters, personal bodyguard squad, and a four-foot storyteller/waste food disposal unit. Pyromaniacs and paranoids need not apply. If interested please email elessar@king.go.gov [ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Manwe Sulimo ] __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."