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02-18-2003, 09:47 PM | #1 |
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If Elmo were a LOTR character
Another insane idea that came to me this morning.
(to the tune of "Elmo's World") La la la la, la la la la Gollum's world La la la la, la la la la, Gollum's world! Gollum loves his cold fish, his precious too! That's Gollum's woooooorrld! Guess what Gollum is thinking about today? RINGS! You know, rings! Elaborate or tell me what a nitwit I am [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-18-2003, 09:51 PM | #2 |
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lol...
This is a rather strange topic... But I like it!! Too bad I can't think of anything right now.
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02-18-2003, 09:51 PM | #3 |
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I don't quite get it. So maybe you're a nitwit. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Could you elaborate? ~ Elentari II P.S. Sorry, Eressie Ailin, I didn't see you post there... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]
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02-18-2003, 09:54 PM | #4 |
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The Gollum/Elmo idea was mine. They're alike because they have big, round heads and speak in the third person.
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02-18-2003, 10:09 PM | #6 |
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OHHH goodness! Galadrie1 thanks for that link...I've got the giggles tonight and that has fueled it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I didn't know anyone else had seem the similarities of Gollum/Elmo, but it's rather hilarious when you think about it. Specially if you replace the name Gollum with Elmo! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] "There's something down there!" "It's Elmo. He's been following us for three days"
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02-19-2003, 07:25 AM | #7 |
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Elmo is a Middle-Earthern character. Seriosuly.
He is the grandafther of Celeborn and brother of Elwe and Olwe.
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02-19-2003, 09:40 AM | #8 |
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I've heard that before, kinda funny I guess.
[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]
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02-19-2003, 03:53 PM | #9 |
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Elmo/Gollum: Elmo laves his precious. I know! Lets sing the Precious song!
*start cute music* Precious Precious Precious Precious Precious Precious Precious!....... Your right! This is fun
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02-19-2003, 06:43 PM | #10 |
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This thread is too funny!
How about when Dorothy imagines Elmo doing something? Ya know... Gollum: Oh look, the precious is imagining us wearing the precious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-19-2003, 07:39 PM | #11 |
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Gollum wants to know more about rings. How can Gollum learn more? I know! Gollum will ask a ring!
*knock on door, enter freaky looking talking muppet ring* Ring, what's it like to be a ring?
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02-20-2003, 06:09 AM | #12 |
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*Enter creepy booming voice*
Ring: I AM THE VOICE OF EVIL!!!! I AM SAURON< LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!! Elmo/gollum: Wooooooooooooooooooooowwwww That is SO cool. Can elmo put you on Ring: 'Kay....... Elmo/Gollum: (in the creepy bommming voice of the ring) LOOK KIDS, ELMO IS WEARING THE RING OF ALL DOOM! ISINT THIS FUN???
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02-20-2003, 08:45 AM | #13 |
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Gollum: Ohhh gollum can see big black witches riding black horses! HI Mr. Black Rider!! Gollum likes your horse! Can Gollum ride it? Wow gollum likes your swords too Mr. Black Rider!
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02-20-2003, 01:01 PM | #14 |
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I get it now...yes, I know I'm a nit-wit...I'd contribute but I don't have much time.
Love, ~ Elentari II
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02-21-2003, 04:23 PM | #15 |
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That's hilarious!!! LOL!
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02-21-2003, 04:47 PM | #16 |
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What if they made Tickle-Me Gollum dolls?
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02-21-2003, 07:27 PM | #17 | |
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02-26-2003, 09:19 PM | #18 |
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Elmo will never see fit in any LOTR role
I just hate that thing...he`s annoying!
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02-26-2003, 10:15 PM | #19 | |
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[ February 26, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ]
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02-27-2003, 12:44 AM | #20 |
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Elmo could be Sauron. He instills enough fear in the hearts of Men, Elves and Dwarves alike!
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02-28-2003, 02:53 PM | #21 |
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Elmo the ringbearer! He probably wouldn't have any problems with ring wraiths or orcs he'd scare them away with his perkyness and spontaniasly bursting into song! example:
ring wraith : We have you now halfling now give up the ring Elmo : Okay I will because I know that sharing is caring! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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02-28-2003, 04:02 PM | #22 | |
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Or what about Gollum-style Furbies? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-28-2003, 06:49 PM | #23 |
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Actually, at my shool there are REALLY fancy Over-head projectors called Elmos. No kidding. It's kind of weird, but it would be weirder to have an OHP called a "Gollum".
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03-01-2003, 12:09 AM | #24 |
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Well, we have non-fancy OHPs at church that are ELMOs. Gollum ones sound really funny...
~ Elentari II
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