Modern Middle Earth Products - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gamja · 01-13-2003, 05:06 PM

Try and think of a middle earth product that might appear in our world. Remember, try to make it funny!

My own: Hobagachis: Hours of take-care-of-your-own-hobbit fun! Feed him, take care of him, and dicipline him when need be! Go to www.gamgeeproducts.com for more information.

Note: this site does not really exist

Gamja · 01-16-2003, 09:11 AM

bump!

Manardariel · 01-16-2003, 09:52 AM

I like "Cris´bas", flavoured Lembas.
They´re kinda like Rispinos from Unle Ben´s (know those?). Come in packages in the following flavours. Chocolate, caramel, banana, vanilla, Apple-Cinnamon, Chilli, Paprika, Cheezze, Sourcream&Onion etc, etc. Very popular with young elves, as well as
WiteMix. That´s a mix of white mead and lemonade. 5/6 lemonade, that is. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
And another: Falma, elven Vogue. Shows all the trends, tips and celebs in elven settlements all over ME. Esssential to Eldar under 1500.

For more, visit www.elventeen.com/what_you_need.html

(no, that doesn´t exist either)

Arwen Imladris · 04-17-2003, 07:57 PM

This one really does exist! At least I think so.

Well..it had to happen eventually, LOTR has become the fruit flavored gummy candy kids love.

Click here!

Sillabub · 04-18-2003, 09:21 AM

they should sell the one ring in bulk.You can just imagine what gollum would do in that situation...
gollum: (rolling in the rings) PRECIOUSSES!

Arafangwen · 04-22-2003, 03:43 PM

As for the gummies, I always just use a lemon or butterscotch Lifesaver as my "one ring of power"

Note: Do not try wearing these on your finger, they tend to get stuck at the most inopertune times....

Anyhow.... what about Galadriels mirror.....

Morai · 04-22-2003, 04:52 PM

I can see myself owning "Galadriel's mirror". I would look into it and see myself 40 years from now!

01-13-2003, 05:06 PM	#1
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	Modern Middle Earth Products Try and think of a middle earth product that might appear in our world. Remember, try to make it funny! My own: Hobagachis: Hours of take-care-of-your-own-hobbit fun! Feed him, take care of him, and dicipline him when need be! Go to www.gamgeeproducts.com for more information. Note: this site does not really exist __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-16-2003, 09:11 AM	#2
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	bump! __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-16-2003, 09:52 AM	#3
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	I like "Cris´bas", flavoured Lembas. They´re kinda like Rispinos from Unle Ben´s (know those?). Come in packages in the following flavours. Chocolate, caramel, banana, vanilla, Apple-Cinnamon, Chilli, Paprika, Cheezze, Sourcream&Onion etc, etc. Very popular with young elves, as well as WiteMix. That´s a mix of white mead and lemonade. 5/6 lemonade, that is. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] And another: Falma, elven Vogue. Shows all the trends, tips and celebs in elven settlements all over ME. Esssential to Eldar under 1500. For more, visit www.elventeen.com/what_you_need.html (no, that doesn´t exist either) __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

04-17-2003, 07:57 PM	#4
Arwen Imladris Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a box with a fox Posts: 1,347	This one really does exist! At least I think so. Well..it had to happen eventually, LOTR has become the fruit flavored gummy candy kids love. Click here! __________________ "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies, we must go, yes, we must go at once."

04-18-2003, 09:21 AM	#5
Sillabub Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: GONDOR!! Posts: 138	they should sell the one ring in bulk.You can just imagine what gollum would do in that situation... gollum: (rolling in the rings) PRECIOUSSES! __________________ They were holding umbrellas. Not just any umbrellas- BLACK umbrellas. Not just ANY black umbrellas- these were...(knuckle-biting time) the BLACK UMBRELLAS OF DEATH!!!!! cue sinister music

04-22-2003, 03:43 PM	#6
Arafangwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WtR: 413 miles/Floating happily across the floor in the arms of The Phantom..... Posts: 361	As for the gummies, I always just use a lemon or butterscotch Lifesaver as my "one ring of power" Note: Do not try wearing these on your finger, they tend to get stuck at the most inopertune times.... Anyhow.... what about Galadriels mirror..... __________________ i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~LúcëwenElerínaEruiel Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that?

04-22-2003, 04:52 PM	#7
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	I can see myself owning "Galadriel's mirror". I would look into it and see myself 40 years from now! __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com