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03-23-2003, 01:33 PM | #1 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Personalized Products
My friend and I had a discussion on how the characters of LotR could have their very own personal products on the market! For example, we were thinking how soft Faramir's hair looks in some scenes, and I came up with the slogan: "Your hair isn't soft until it's Faramir soft!"
Got any slogans or products like that?
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03-23-2003, 05:47 PM | #2 |
Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: A shotgun shack
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"Boy, it sure is hard on Mr. Frodo to go without pipeweed here in Mordor. I don't like it either, and that's a fact."
"Sam, don't be silly. I'm using Nicorette. Here, try some." Nicorette... When you know it's time to quit smoking. [ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Quirkette ]
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03-23-2003, 05:56 PM | #3 |
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Want women to love you? Want to attract all kinds of species? Try new Aragorn Cologne...For the rugged man...who knows you don't have to bathe to get the chicks [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Don't Rate Me!(Reverse Psychology?) "And the song of Luthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed..." |
03-23-2003, 06:50 PM | #4 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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"Tragedies of family life got you down? Try the Boromir Family program risk-free for thirty days!"
"Ladies, does that slimey ex-boyfriend just not go away? Éowyn Pepper Spray is the right thing for you! Comes free with a very protective older brother if you order now!"
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
03-24-2003, 07:43 AM | #5 |
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Lorien, because you're worth it too!
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03-24-2003, 08:46 AM | #6 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Rivendell
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"Silky softness? A shine beyond our world? A great swish effect? There is an answer!
LEGOLAS, the new line of beauty products designed specially for nancing elf-princess, and those that want to be one. Legolas- you´re woth it."
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)|FanFicDream City |
03-24-2003, 10:14 AM | #7 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"A guide to take you through Moria...the woods of Lorien...a small slimy creature to tug at your feet....there are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Massssster Card!"
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03-24-2003, 12:48 PM | #8 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Gandalf Grooming: for horses that matter.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
03-24-2003, 12:54 PM | #9 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Specialized contacts: for those big blue Frodo-eyes.
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"Glue... very powerful stuff." |
04-01-2003, 01:22 PM | #10 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Pippin: Merry, I'm thirsty.
Merry: Well, here Pippin, I've got some Ent Draught. Ent Draught, for that deep down body thirst.
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04-01-2003, 04:56 PM | #11 |
Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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Lembas: for those with lots of ground to cover, and little time to do it.
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04-02-2003, 01:48 AM | #12 |
Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Only aussies will get this one:
'You can get it hoomin', 'You can get it isengard-destroyin' 's'matter a fact I got it now! 'A hard earned thirst needs a fresh cold draught, and the best could draught is TB; Tree beards!' A rip of of victoria bitter beer! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-02-2003, 06:10 AM | #13 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
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Ladies, are you tired of having short, ugly nails? Well here's the solution!!!
Get new Saruman Nails! Long, white, beautifully clean nails for all those times you need to work a palantir right! Available at all Middle Earth stores in rounded, pointy and square types.
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04-06-2003, 04:49 PM | #14 |
Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: House of Tom Bombadil
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*Scene of Gandalf pulling a an oliphaunt up the slopes of Caradhras in a huge blue wagon with the dodge symbol on it*
--Dramatization-- Love, Faybevin
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