Uruk Hai Anti Defamation League - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

**lindil** · 03-21-2003, 09:38 PM

The article that tells all is here.

This is what a mindlessly liberal society will lead to... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Isilmëiel · 03-21-2003, 09:55 PM

Personally I was partial to this quote:

Quote:

"We get so much grief for killing Boromir. It's always 'Why'd you have to kill Boromir?' Don't they understand we were just following orders? And, Boromir was after the ring and tried to hurt Frodo, so in actuality it was really a good thing we killed him," said Wratch.

That made me laugh, thanks! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-21-2003, 09:56 PM

Love it. Funny.

Hirilaelin · 03-22-2003, 12:46 AM

Wicked funny. Brilliant. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lyra Greenleaf · 03-22-2003, 12:08 PM

It makes you want to weep! Oh, the poor misunderstood Uruk-Hai.
That is so good!

mark12_30 · 03-22-2003, 12:48 PM

Since we can anticipate that it will only be a matter of time before Uruk-Hai oriented legislation is passed, we should begin the following analysis sooner rather than later. All analysis should be performed across various fields and types of marketplaces, endeavors, and organizations:

What impact does hiring Uruk-Hai have on various industries?

How can we best integrate Uruk-Hai seamlessly into the workplace?

What are the inherent risks in hiring Uruk-Hai?

What special management skills are required in order to facilitate their integration into the workforce?

Perhaps the most disturbing question of all is, what effect will Uruk-Hai integration have on insurance premiums and legal fees?

Please submit proposals and funding estimates to lindil, who will assemble the analysis team and hire contractors at his discretion after funding is obtained.

03-21-2003, 09:38 PM	#1
lindil Seeker of the Straight Path Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: a hidden fastness in Big Valley nor cal Posts: 1,680	Uruk Hai Anti Defamation League The article that tells all is here. This is what a mindlessly liberal society will lead to... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ The dwindling Men of the West would often sit up late into the night exchanging lore & wisdom such as they still possessed that they should not fall back into the mean estate of those who never knew or indeed rebelled against the Light.

03-21-2003, 09:56 PM	#3
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Love it. Funny. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-22-2003, 12:46 AM	#4
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 367	Wicked funny. Brilliant. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

03-22-2003, 12:08 PM	#5
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	It makes you want to weep! Oh, the poor misunderstood Uruk-Hai. That is so good! __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

03-22-2003, 12:48 PM	#6
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Since we can anticipate that it will only be a matter of time before Uruk-Hai oriented legislation is passed, we should begin the following analysis sooner rather than later. All analysis should be performed across various fields and types of marketplaces, endeavors, and organizations: What impact does hiring Uruk-Hai have on various industries? How can we best integrate Uruk-Hai seamlessly into the workplace? What are the inherent risks in hiring Uruk-Hai? What special management skills are required in order to facilitate their integration into the workforce? Perhaps the most disturbing question of all is, what effect will Uruk-Hai integration have on insurance premiums and legal fees? Please submit proposals and funding estimates to lindil, who will assemble the analysis team and hire contractors at his discretion after funding is obtained. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.