Sauron in his off hours-seriously - Page 2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Manwe · 02-14-2002, 03:20 AM

Well if I were a mighty-evil-crule-dark-lord-that-can't-even-keep-conrtoll-over-my-own-jewelery-and-is-being-defeated-by-three-feet-fat-persons-with-harry-feet, I would acctually shoot myself on the spot. But if I necessary have to do something I'd put a large deal of resources to find out what the **** Tom Bombadil is ... ... Oh! nooo I didn't write that! Ignore this message! ... aarrgghhh!

[ February 14, 2002: Message edited by: Manwe ]

Glenethor · 02-14-2002, 03:29 AM

I think he was also looking forward to having Pippin over a slow fire.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-14-2002, 06:33 AM

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I think he was also looking forward to having Pippin over a slow fire.

Not in the biblical sense, surely? Still, who knows what it was that Morgoth did to corrupt him?

Glenethor · 02-14-2002, 07:14 AM

Not quite down with your allusion, but Sauron certainly did gloat over Pip in the Palantir and it seemed he was gleeful that one of the Nine would soon drop in on Orthanc and pick poor Pip up and take him back to Mordor.

Pips · 02-14-2002, 02:37 PM

*Shudders* I'd truly feel sorry for Pippin then. Course, maybe he wanted him for a Court Jester.

Lush · 02-14-2002, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Elendur:
<STRONG>Just to say my part in this, I dont think Sauron thought of sex at all.

I think he didn't have spare time at all either. </STRONG>

I believe it was Chiara Mastroianni (the love-child of Catherine Deneuve and Marcello Mastroianni) who said that people who publicly state they "don't have time" for a relationship offer up a pathetic excuse, doubly pathetic when they proclaim to be "too busy" for sex. How do you think Sauron dealt with all that stress of being the Dark Lord? Feeding prisoners to Shelob can only take you so far, particularly since it was Shelob who had most of the fun in the first place. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Kuruharan · 02-15-2002, 08:35 PM

Sauron...Shelob...
I just had a very disturbing idea for a thread.

Lush · 02-16-2002, 11:10 PM

Oh no, don't go there! I will have nightmares for weeks!

Keeper of Dol Guldur · 02-18-2002, 09:06 AM

Back to the Palantir situation, definitely Sauron thought it hilarious that a hobbit was talking to HIM in the palantir. And thought it equally hilarious that Saruman would "torture" him in this way. Very high and mighty, wouldn't you say?

Lush · 02-18-2002, 11:55 AM

Guess Sauron was laughing too hard to notice the SMALL PROBLEM that was creeping closer and closer to his borders.

Mat_Heathertoes · 02-18-2002, 05:12 PM

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] The Eye was rimmed with fire, but was itself glazed, yellow as a cat's, watchful and intent, and the black slit of its pupil open on a pit, a window into nothing.

I believe that Sauron should be forgiven. For all that malice was on account of a badly fitted contact lens ..

[ February 18, 2002: Message edited by: Mat_Heathertoes ]

Samwise · 02-18-2002, 06:38 PM

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I believe that Sauron should be forgiven

[img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] Erm...... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
I think not.
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"Mr. Frodo, sir!" cried Sam, quaking. "Don't let him hurt me, sir! Don't let him turn me into anything unnatural! My old dad would take on so. I meant no harm, on my honour, sir! "

Aralaithiel · 02-18-2002, 08:00 PM

Ooohhh...good question about the forgiveness of Sauron. I'll throw my opinion in on this. I read from a pastor here in Tulsa, OK that in order to be forgiven, one has to be TRULY repentent. I do not think that Sauron is in any way remorseful of what he has done, and therefore would not truly repent. Any thoughts?

Kuruharan · 02-18-2002, 08:07 PM

Truly Repentant=Sorry for what he's done, not just sorry he got caught, right?

Sounds reasonable.

Sauron refused pardon at the end of the War of Wrath because he could not put up with the humiliation of being put on trial and (probably) punished. He did see if he could get a pardon though.

Beren87 · 02-18-2002, 08:10 PM

I think that at that last moment, when the ring is destroyed, he truly repented. If their about to die, people tend to truly ask forgiveness, so as not go to hell. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Which in turn means that the main problem in the world is procrastination.

Kuruharan · 02-18-2002, 08:19 PM

Yeah, but his spirit was refused entry into the West. Remember the whole billowing thunder-cloud being blown away by a cold wind from the West.

Lush · 02-18-2002, 08:32 PM

Oooh, Manwe giving Sauron the cold shoulder! Niiiiice.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-19-2002, 09:36 AM

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all that malice was on account of a badly fitted contact lens..

What a great burden is borne by the makers of optical prosthetics: the fates of so many hang on the millimetric precision of their measurements.

Pips · 02-19-2002, 05:30 PM

Contact Lenes, my brother has a pair like that.

I don't think Sauron would have repented, I think he was to proud of himself.

Kuruharan · 02-19-2002, 06:52 PM

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Oooh, Manwe giving Sauron the cold shoulder! Niiiiice.

He did the same thing to Saruman too you know.
Maybe it was the similarity of names.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-20-2002, 08:08 AM

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He did the same thing to Saruman too you know.
Maybe it was the similarity of names.

You may have something there. Perhaps it was a clerical error: "I'm sorry, Mr. Sauronman, but your application for repatriation has been declined on account of your being the Dark Lord."

Pips · 02-20-2002, 09:18 PM

Well, you can imagine he was upset

Lush · 02-20-2002, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Squatter of Amon Rudh:
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You may have something there. Perhaps it was a clerical error: "I'm sorry, Mr. Sauronman, but your application for repatriation has been declined on account of your being the Dark Lord."</STRONG>

Sauronman: "I demand a re-count!!!"

Joy · 02-21-2002, 01:54 AM

I really don't think that Sauron had off-hours. I mean, evil never rests.

Kuruharan · 02-21-2002, 07:58 AM

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I really don't think that Sauron had off-hours. I mean, evil never rests.

OH-NO, Somebody's trying to get us back on topic!!! HELP!!!

Joy · 02-21-2002, 08:44 PM

Kind of going back off-topic - To get it back where Kuruharan wants it...

I think that Sauron would never had repented of the evil that he had committed. Pride will not allow a person to repent. Pride goes before the fall as Proverbs states. Pride keeps one believing he/she is right, even after defeat, makes one believe that they have been wronged. Kind of paranoid,in a way, every one is out to get me, I'm the victim here.

02-21-2002, 08:52 PM

Is it possible that the evil have rest?
In my opinion, no... But it he did have a lazy hour, prehaps plotting his new plan for .:shivver:. middle-earth domination

Kuruharan · 02-21-2002, 09:46 PM

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Kind of going back off-topic - To get it back where Kuruharan wants it...

Now that you mention it, this thread has had some STRANGE convolutions. And I seem to have been involved in most of them

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Joy · 02-21-2002, 10:16 PM

Welcome LightningSword to the Barrow-Downs. Hope you enjoy your stay here. Post often. Don't worry about us, we're mostly nice, we don't bite.

Don't take some of us seriously. We come here after a long day of something, we just have to vent and be crazy for a while. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Bruce MacCulloch · 02-21-2002, 11:03 PM

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Don't worry about us, we're mostly nice, we don't bite.

Speak for yourself, rèd. I do bite - but only when asked. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-22-2002, 03:20 AM

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Sauronman: "I demand a re-count!!!"

Absolutely: those cards just weren't punched properly. Must keep things fair.

Marileangorifurnimaluim · 02-22-2002, 03:35 AM

To drag this back into the gutter - he was into whips and chains, definately. Also I imagine he spent time devising nifty trap doors for those who came with bad news. "My Captain has fallen, has he? Stand where you are." fwip "har-ha-har-har-har."

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-22-2002, 06:14 AM

Perhaps with an "excellent" or two thrown in for good measure.
Thinking on the whips and chains aspect, it makes me wonder what disguise it was that got a certain person into Sauron's dungeons. Perhaps it's best not to think of such things; see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil and so forth.

Keeper of Dol Guldur · 02-22-2002, 12:06 PM

"Excellent" twiddles his fingers. Oh Mouth, is my teddybear ready.
"Yes sir Mr. Sauron," by the way I love you sir"
Oh great, make my last moments on Middle Earth socially awkward, thank you very much."

Sweet, I could also invision him saying something in answer like..."yes" really dramatically (ala Megatron:Beast Wars) Or having a high pitched, girly voice like so many 80's supervillains.

02-14-2002, 03:20 AM	#41
Manwe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ilmarin, Taniquetil Posts: 98	Well if I were a mighty-evil-crule-dark-lord-that-can't-even-keep-conrtoll-over-my-own-jewelery-and-is-being-defeated-by-three-feet-fat-persons-with-harry-feet, I would acctually shoot myself on the spot. But if I necessary have to do something I'd put a large deal of resources to find out what the **** Tom Bombadil is ... ... Oh! nooo I didn't write that! Ignore this message! ... aarrgghhh! [ February 14, 2002: Message edited by: Manwe ] __________________ by the way my name is Manwë, not Manwe

02-14-2002, 03:29 AM	#42
Glenethor Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow Posts: 176	I think he was also looking forward to having Pippin over a slow fire. __________________ "Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." Dr. Winston O'Boogie

02-14-2002, 07:14 AM	#44
Glenethor Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow Posts: 176	Not quite down with your allusion, but Sauron certainly did gloat over Pip in the Palantir and it seemed he was gleeful that one of the Nine would soon drop in on Orthanc and pick poor Pip up and take him back to Mordor. __________________ "Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." Dr. Winston O'Boogie

02-15-2002, 08:35 PM	#47
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Sauron...Shelob... I just had a very disturbing idea for a thread. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 06-22-2005 at 11:00 AM. Reason: Cleaning up old code.

02-16-2002, 11:10 PM	#48
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Oh no, don't go there! I will have nightmares for weeks! __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

02-14-2002, 02:37 PM	#45
Pips Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brandyhall, Texas Posts: 67	Shudders I'd truly feel sorry for Pippin then. Course, maybe he wanted him for a Court Jester.

02-18-2002, 09:06 AM	#49
Keeper of Dol Guldur Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 315, CNY Boys and girls. Posts: 405	Back to the Palantir situation, definitely Sauron thought it hilarious that a hobbit was talking to HIM in the palantir. And thought it equally hilarious that Saruman would "torture" him in this way. Very high and mighty, wouldn't you say? __________________ "I come from yonder...Have you seen Baggins? Baggins has left, he is coming. He is not far away. I wish to find him. If he passes will you tell me? I will come back with gold." - Khamul the Easterling

02-18-2002, 11:55 AM	#50
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Guess Sauron was laughing too hard to notice the SMALL PROBLEM that was creeping closer and closer to his borders. __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

02-18-2002, 05:12 PM	#51
Mat_Heathertoes Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: A Broom cupboard in Utumno Posts: 185	[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] The Eye was rimmed with fire, but was itself glazed, yellow as a cat's, watchful and intent, and the black slit of its pupil open on a pit, a window into nothing. I believe that Sauron should be forgiven. For all that malice was on account of a badly fitted contact lens .. [ February 18, 2002: Message edited by: Mat_Heathertoes ] __________________ Give me fish now, and keep nassty chips!

02-18-2002, 08:00 PM	#53
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	Ooohhh...good question about the forgiveness of Sauron. I'll throw my opinion in on this. I read from a pastor here in Tulsa, OK that in order to be forgiven, one has to be TRULY repentent. I do not think that Sauron is in any way remorseful of what he has done, and therefore would not truly repent. Any thoughts? __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"

02-18-2002, 08:07 PM	#54
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Truly Repentant=Sorry for what he's done, not just sorry he got caught, right? Sounds reasonable. Sauron refused pardon at the end of the War of Wrath because he could not put up with the humiliation of being put on trial and (probably) punished. He did see if he could get a pardon though. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 06-22-2005 at 11:01 AM. Reason: Cleaning up old code.

02-18-2002, 08:10 PM	#55
Beren87 Master of the Secret Fire Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between fire and ice, death and life Posts: 2,241	I think that at that last moment, when the ring is destroyed, he truly repented. If their about to die, people tend to truly ask forgiveness, so as not go to hell. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Which in turn means that the main problem in the world is procrastination.

02-18-2002, 08:19 PM	#56
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Yeah, but his spirit was refused entry into the West. Remember the whole billowing thunder-cloud being blown away by a cold wind from the West. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

02-18-2002, 08:32 PM	#57
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Oooh, Manwe giving Sauron the cold shoulder! Niiiiice. __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

02-19-2002, 05:30 PM	#59
Pips Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brandyhall, Texas Posts: 67	Contact Lenes, my brother has a pair like that. I don't think Sauron would have repented, I think he was to proud of himself.

02-20-2002, 09:18 PM	#62
Pips Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brandyhall, Texas Posts: 67	Well, you can imagine he was upset

02-21-2002, 01:54 AM	#64
Joy Spirit of a Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wandering Posts: 1,012	I really don't think that Sauron had off-hours. I mean, evil never rests. __________________ God bless, Joy KingdomWarrior@hotmail.com http://kingdomWarrior.jlym.com As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God. My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: when shall I come and appear before God?

02-21-2002, 08:44 PM	#66
Joy Spirit of a Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wandering Posts: 1,012	Kind of going back off-topic - To get it back where Kuruharan wants it... I think that Sauron would never had repented of the evil that he had committed. Pride will not allow a person to repent. Pride goes before the fall as Proverbs states. Pride keeps one believing he/she is right, even after defeat, makes one believe that they have been wronged. Kind of paranoid,in a way, every one is out to get me, I'm the victim here. __________________ God bless, Joy KingdomWarrior@hotmail.com http://kingdomWarrior.jlym.com As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God. My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: when shall I come and appear before God?

02-21-2002, 08:52 PM	#67
LightningSword Guest Posts: n/a	Is it possible that the evil have rest? In my opinion, no... But it he did have a lazy hour, prehaps plotting his new plan for .:shivver:. middle-earth domination

02-21-2002, 10:16 PM	#69
Joy Spirit of a Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wandering Posts: 1,012	Welcome LightningSword to the Barrow-Downs. Hope you enjoy your stay here. Post often. Don't worry about us, we're mostly nice, we don't bite. Don't take some of us seriously. We come here after a long day of something, we just have to vent and be crazy for a while. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ God bless, Joy KingdomWarrior@hotmail.com http://kingdomWarrior.jlym.com As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after thee, O God. My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: when shall I come and appear before God?

02-22-2002, 03:35 AM	#72
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	To drag this back into the gutter - he was into whips and chains, definately. Also I imagine he spent time devising nifty trap doors for those who came with bad news. "My Captain has fallen, has he? Stand where you are." fwip "har-ha-har-har-har." __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

02-22-2002, 06:14 AM	#73
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Perhaps with an "excellent" or two thrown in for good measure. Thinking on the whips and chains aspect, it makes me wonder what disguise it was that got a certain person into Sauron's dungeons. Perhaps it's best not to think of such things; see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil and so forth. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-22-2002, 12:06 PM	#74
Keeper of Dol Guldur Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 315, CNY Boys and girls. Posts: 405	"Excellent" twiddles his fingers. Oh Mouth, is my teddybear ready. "Yes sir Mr. Sauron," by the way I love you sir" Oh great, make my last moments on Middle Earth socially awkward, thank you very much." Sweet, I could also invision him saying something in answer like..."yes" really dramatically (ala Megatron:Beast Wars) Or having a high pitched, girly voice like so many 80's supervillains. __________________ "I come from yonder...Have you seen Baggins? Baggins has left, he is coming. He is not far away. I wish to find him. If he passes will you tell me? I will come back with gold." - Khamul the Easterling