Qs and As about FOTR (the movie)... but I only want WRONG answers - Page 8 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Dimwilwareniel · 05-06-2002, 03:37 PM

Didn't someone already ask that question? [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] Oh, well, what the heck! I'll answer it any way! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Pippin looked into the planatir and saw a whole garden of delicous looking carrots and mushrooms! While he does this he wonders if the Plantir is anything like the mirror of Galadriel. He goes into a glazed dreamy like expression and starts to drool...until Gandalf hits him over the head with his staff and says,"Fool of a Took" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Was that better than my old answer? feed back pls!

Dimwilwareniel · 05-06-2002, 03:40 PM

Oops I forgot my question!!
--Whay didn't Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas go after Frodo and Sam instead of Pippin and Merry?

Lanniae of the Axe · 05-06-2002, 05:44 PM

Aragorn and co. went after Merry and Pippin because they were cuter, and anyways Legolas needed to stop by Walgreens to get some shampoo (it was on the way!). :P

Okay, I don't know if anyone has asked this but:

How did Gandalf die? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

--Lanniae

Dimwilwareniel · 05-06-2002, 06:19 PM

Gandalf died because the love of his life(Saruman)betrayed him. He died of a broken heart [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

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What was down in the smelly passage that Gandalf decided not to take?

Nevfeniel · 05-06-2002, 07:13 PM

Steven Spielberg, who kept asking Gandalf if he could make a movie of his (Gandalf's) travels. Gandalf said, "No, my wanderings are top-secret; I'd fall into an abyss with a firey demon before I'd let the public know what goes on in my private, wandering life!"

How long did it take for Frodo and Sam to reach Mt. Doom?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-06-2002, 10:29 PM

It never said, but I figured it out. I went to Bag End and I walked to Mt. Doom taking the exact same route. It took me 250 days of actual walking, so I added 10 days because of all the fighting Frodo went through. So lets say 260 days.
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How did Frodo's mother die?(I'll give you a hint

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Cimmerian · 05-07-2002, 02:47 AM

Primula curiously followed the fellowship, suspicious of what an old man needed with her young son and she fell down the abyss following the old wizard, thinking that Gandalf had taken Frodo with him.
Her last words were, "I am so proud that my son grew up to be so big and powerful."

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What was Legolas' reacion when Gimli was included into the fellowship?

[ May 07, 2002: Message edited by: Cimmerian ]

Nevtalathiel · 05-07-2002, 10:22 AM

Legolas's immediate reaction was "Wow, it'll be like a sleepover! But then Gimli refused to let Legolas plait (braid if you're American) his beard or tell him scary stories. Legolas went off crying and the only way Aragorn could donvince him to cone wa that at the end of their journey, they would play dwarf-tossing.

What happened to the Silmarils?

The Half-Hobbit · 05-07-2002, 02:17 PM

The silmarils were sold to a pawnshop in Mirkwood. Some years later, Galadriel visited the pawnshop while on one of her many many wanderings. Thinking they were novelty golf balls, she gave them to Celeborn. Celeborn was delighted with his present, because he could play golf in the dark wihtout fear of losing his balls. Celeborn is not very good at golf, however, and eventually he hit them into a water hazard, where they remain to this day.

Why did the orcs kidnap Merry and Pippin?

Tigerlily Gamgee · 05-07-2002, 07:25 PM

Because they thought they were cute and wanted them as pets!

Why did Pippin get a pint at the Prancing Pony???

Dimwilwareniel · 05-07-2002, 07:45 PM

Pippin got a pint at the Prancing Pony bease Strider theatened him and he was scarred.

->How long did the Entmoot last?

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Sorry to ask but does anyone know if you can change your publicity name? If you can how do you do it? I'd really appriciate it if someone told me how! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-07-2002, 09:02 PM

3 hours, Ents are very hasty.
How did Frodo and Sam get out of Mordor after they destroyed the ring?

Susan Delgado · 05-08-2002, 12:29 AM

They crawled through the gopher tunnels until they were finally able to come out in the middle of Fangorn.
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How did Merry and Pippin escape the orcs?

Cimmerian · 05-08-2002, 06:06 AM

They gave all the Orcs wedgies, being so short and all, it was easier for them to pull it off (The stunt I mean) and they ran off while the Orcs danced around.

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What was Boromeer's reaction upon being introduced to Aragorn at Elrond's Council?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-09-2002, 09:12 PM

"Crud!, now the ladies have to choose!"
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Why did the dwarves leave Moria?

Nevfeniel · 05-09-2002, 09:14 PM

"You are obviously royalty, so I will stop talking as soon as this sentence is over and let you speak, my king" *bows courteously*
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Why did Gandalf the Grey turn into Gandalf the White?

*whoops, I posted at almost the same time as Gimli son of Gloin! Quite unintentional. Just answer whichever one you want*

[ May 09, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Lómelindi · 05-09-2002, 09:42 PM

When Gandalf visited Saruman and saw his groovy new tie-dye getup (as Saruman of Many Swirling Funkadelic Phantasmagoric Colors), Saruman gave him the number of his incredible tailor and dry-cleaner, who bleached Gandalf's dingy grey cloaks back to their original dazzling White-Knight-ness.
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How did Merry and Eowyn kill the Witch-king?

Cimmerian · 05-10-2002, 12:44 AM

They accidently served him ketchup with the burger he ordered from their all nite diner.
Now we all know that ketchup is bad for the avarage Nazgul, but being the king of them and all, he was affected fatally.

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How did the Cave Troll treat Frodo in the cave Tomb at Moria?

Aosama, the Wandering Star · 05-10-2002, 08:47 AM

Like a prince! Frodo was welcomed to the Moria Hotel by the Cave Troll, who is also known as the manager. Frodo was very pleased with his stay, although other members of the fellowship complained about darkness and rotting corpses.
Who is Pippin?

Cimmerian · 05-10-2002, 09:05 AM

Pippin is the Handsome Prince in shining armour, saddled on a dazzling white horse that every elf princess dreams about.
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How was Lurtz created?

Lanniae of the Axe · 05-10-2002, 09:24 AM

A. Saruman draws a picture of Lurtz on a biiiiiiiiig piece of paper, cuts it out, and sprinkles pixy dust on it to make him real!

Q. How did everyone react towards Gandalf's death?

Lómelindi · 05-10-2002, 10:21 AM

"Well, at least we won't have to wonder how we keep keep running out of pipe-weed and shampoo anymore."
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What happened to Merry and Pippin when they were carried off by the Orcs?

The Half-Hobbit · 05-10-2002, 10:33 AM

They got into a three way staring contest with Grishnak. Eventually, Merry won, though it was a close call...Grishnak's beady little eyes don't need to blink very often.

What happened to the hobbits at the barrow downs?

Aosama, the Wandering Star · 05-10-2002, 05:04 PM

Their clothes were stolen. The Wight kept insisting, "But I haven't had anything stylish to wear for ages!". Sam sued, for abuse, theft, and trauma, and won. He was awarded milllions of dollars worth in pipeweed, and became a sucsessfull businessman (businesshobbit?). This, not Frodo's measly little inheritance, is why he became Mayor.
Q: What did Arwen do to help in the War of the Ring?

Nevfeniel · 05-10-2002, 05:30 PM

She was a cheerleader!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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What was Gandalf famous for in the land of the hobbits?

ElanorGamgee · 05-10-2002, 06:42 PM

He kept them supplied with weed.

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Who was Fatty Bolger?

[ May 10, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-10-2002, 08:47 PM

Don't you mean what is a Fat Bouger? A fat bouger is a big green thing that comes out of your nose.
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Who took over the Shire and how did the hobbits regain control?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-10-2002, 08:48 PM

Don't you mean what is a Fat Bouger? A fat bouger is a big green thing that comes out of your nose.
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Who took over the Shire and how did the hobbits regain control?

Aosama, the Wandering Star · 05-10-2002, 10:07 PM

The Elves of Lothlorien took over the Shire. They said they were tired of their flets and wanted something new. The hobbits tricked them by intoxicating them with large quantities of pipe weed, come from the personal supplies of Meriadoc and Peregrin, and they were commended as heroes, because of their immense sacrifice.
Why didn't Saruman like Gandalf?

Cimmerian · 05-11-2002, 06:41 AM

Gandalf was the teacher's favourite at Smaugwart's wizard school, and he always captained the winning Fidget teams much to Saruman's chagrin.
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Why did Gimli wish to take the fellowship to Moria?

Nevtalathiel · 05-11-2002, 07:51 AM

It was dark, he could claim there were bats, so he could caress Legolas's hair and no one would know it was him. he really wanted to know if Legolas's golden locks were as soft and shiny as they looked.

Where did the ring end up?

ElanorGamgee · 05-11-2002, 09:31 AM

On a bathroom stop at a gas station in Mordor Frodo was washing his hands and the Ring slipped off his finger and went down the drain. They never could get it out and decided it was as good a hiding place as any, since only a very desperate person would use such a disgusting bathroom.

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What is the Mathom House?

Lanniae of the Axe · 05-11-2002, 10:27 AM

A. The Mathom House is the Shire's finest dance hall. Booze, music, girls, anything a single male hobbit coudl ask for. Frodo never told anyone where he went Saturday nights!

Q. Who does the theme music for LOTR: FOTR???

Nevtalathiel · 05-11-2002, 12:59 PM

The music for the film of LOTR was written and performed by Gandalf and his yodelling chipmunks!

What was the seige of Gondor?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-11-2002, 02:00 PM

All the ducks in the world got together and souronded Gondor.
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What was the wizards council?

Lady Death · 05-12-2002, 01:30 AM

OMG, these posts are so funny.

The wizards council is where they get together every year and polish Excalibur.

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What is a Hobbit?

Daniel Telcontar · 05-12-2002, 02:11 AM

The hobbit is a small creature, which loves adventures. They are famous dragonkillers, and even wizards ask for their council. The last of these famous hobbitheroes was Lobelia, who singlehandedly destroyed the Green Dragon (that is, the inn that lies i Hobbiton)

Why do Aragorn always keeps his sword with him

Nevtalathiel · 05-12-2002, 02:27 AM

Aragorn uses his sword to subtely cut people's belts and make their trousers fall down at amusing moments, so he'd be very bored if he was without it! The only member of the Fellowship not to recieve this treatment was Gimli, since his belt was made of metal and broke Aragorn's sword!

Where did orcs come from?

Daniel Telcontar · 05-12-2002, 02:31 AM

orcs origin from Acme Lab, where they are the result of Worchester sauce mixed with nitroglycerin. They are good businessorcs and due to their small stature, a very peaceful people. They are mostly settled around Oblivion.

Why did Gimli have a beard?

Nevtalathiel · 05-12-2002, 02:37 AM

Gimli had a beard becuasee it was a useful place to keep supplies hidden away from the rest of the Fellowship. He carried food, pipeweed and even a small zoo inside his beard, which was later discovered to be the entire world of a race of very small, razor fearing people.

Where did the Fellowship get their boats from?

05-06-2002, 03:37 PM	#281
Dimwilwareniel Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2002 Location: The dense forests of Fangorn Posts: 14	Didn't someone already ask that question? [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] Oh, well, what the heck! I'll answer it any way! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] --------------------------------------------- Pippin looked into the planatir and saw a whole garden of delicous looking carrots and mushrooms! While he does this he wonders if the Plantir is anything like the mirror of Galadriel. He goes into a glazed dreamy like expression and starts to drool...until Gandalf hits him over the head with his staff and says,"Fool of a Took" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] --------------------------------------------- Was that better than my old answer? feed back pls! __________________ "There has to be someone in this party with some intelligence!" --Pippin

05-06-2002, 03:40 PM	#282
Dimwilwareniel Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2002 Location: The dense forests of Fangorn Posts: 14	Oops I forgot my question!! --Whay didn't Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas go after Frodo and Sam instead of Pippin and Merry? __________________ "There has to be someone in this party with some intelligence!" --Pippin

05-06-2002, 05:44 PM	#283
Lanniae of the Axe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Erebor, Middle earth :) Posts: 68	Aragorn and co. went after Merry and Pippin because they were cuter, and anyways Legolas needed to stop by Walgreens to get some shampoo (it was on the way!). :P Okay, I don't know if anyone has asked this but: How did Gandalf die? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] --Lanniae __________________ Oh! Ooh! Join my yahoogroup: True to Tolkien!http://groups.yahoo.com/group/true2tolkien/

05-06-2002, 06:19 PM	#284
Dimwilwareniel Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2002 Location: The dense forests of Fangorn Posts: 14	Gandalf died because the love of his life(Saruman)betrayed him. He died of a broken heart [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] --------------------------------------------- What was down in the smelly passage that Gandalf decided not to take? __________________ "There has to be someone in this party with some intelligence!" --Pippin

05-06-2002, 07:13 PM	#285
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Steven Spielberg, who kept asking Gandalf if he could make a movie of his (Gandalf's) travels. Gandalf said, "No, my wanderings are top-secret; I'd fall into an abyss with a firey demon before I'd let the public know what goes on in my private, wandering life!" How long did it take for Frodo and Sam to reach Mt. Doom? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

05-06-2002, 10:29 PM	#286
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	It never said, but I figured it out. I went to Bag End and I walked to Mt. Doom taking the exact same route. It took me 250 days of actual walking, so I added 10 days because of all the fighting Frodo went through. So lets say 260 days. -------------------------------------------- How did Frodo's mother die?(I'll give you a hint ) __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-07-2002, 02:47 AM	#287
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	Primula curiously followed the fellowship, suspicious of what an old man needed with her young son and she fell down the abyss following the old wizard, thinking that Gandalf had taken Frodo with him. Her last words were, "I am so proud that my son grew up to be so big and powerful." --------------- What was Legolas' reacion when Gimli was included into the fellowship? [ May 07, 2002: Message edited by: Cimmerian ] __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

05-07-2002, 10:22 AM	#288
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	Legolas's immediate reaction was "Wow, it'll be like a sleepover! But then Gimli refused to let Legolas plait (braid if you're American) his beard or tell him scary stories. Legolas went off crying and the only way Aragorn could donvince him to cone wa that at the end of their journey, they would play dwarf-tossing. What happened to the Silmarils? __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

05-07-2002, 02:17 PM	#289
The Half-Hobbit Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 51	The silmarils were sold to a pawnshop in Mirkwood. Some years later, Galadriel visited the pawnshop while on one of her many many wanderings. Thinking they were novelty golf balls, she gave them to Celeborn. Celeborn was delighted with his present, because he could play golf in the dark wihtout fear of losing his balls. Celeborn is not very good at golf, however, and eventually he hit them into a water hazard, where they remain to this day. Why did the orcs kidnap Merry and Pippin? __________________ I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, But I'm a little glowing friend, But really I'm not actually your friend, But I am. -They Might Be Giants

05-07-2002, 07:25 PM	#290
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Because they thought they were cute and wanted them as pets! Why did Pippin get a pint at the Prancing Pony??? __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

05-07-2002, 07:45 PM	#291
Dimwilwareniel Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2002 Location: The dense forests of Fangorn Posts: 14	Pippin got a pint at the Prancing Pony bease Strider theatened him and he was scarred. ->How long did the Entmoot last? --------------------------------------------- Sorry to ask but does anyone know if you can change your publicity name? If you can how do you do it? I'd really appriciate it if someone told me how! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "There has to be someone in this party with some intelligence!" --Pippin

05-07-2002, 09:02 PM	#292
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	3 hours, Ents are very hasty. How did Frodo and Sam get out of Mordor after they destroyed the ring? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-08-2002, 12:29 AM	#293
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	They crawled through the gopher tunnels until they were finally able to come out in the middle of Fangorn. ------------------------------- How did Merry and Pippin escape the orcs? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

05-08-2002, 06:06 AM	#294
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	They gave all the Orcs wedgies, being so short and all, it was easier for them to pull it off (The stunt I mean) and they ran off while the Orcs danced around. ------------- What was Boromeer's reaction upon being introduced to Aragorn at Elrond's Council? __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

05-09-2002, 09:12 PM	#295
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	"Crud!, now the ladies have to choose!" -------------------------------------------- Why did the dwarves leave Moria? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-09-2002, 09:14 PM	#296
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	"You are obviously royalty, so I will stop talking as soon as this sentence is over and let you speak, my king" bows courteously ------------------------ Why did Gandalf the Grey turn into Gandalf the White? whoops, I posted at almost the same time as Gimli son of Gloin! Quite unintentional. Just answer whichever one you want [ May 09, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

05-09-2002, 09:42 PM	#297
Lómelindi Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas Posts: 155	When Gandalf visited Saruman and saw his groovy new tie-dye getup (as Saruman of Many Swirling Funkadelic Phantasmagoric Colors), Saruman gave him the number of his incredible tailor and dry-cleaner, who bleached Gandalf's dingy grey cloaks back to their original dazzling White-Knight-ness. ------------------------------------------ How did Merry and Eowyn kill the Witch-king? __________________ "The fires of Isengard will spread, and the woods of Tookborough and Buckland will burn, and...and all that was once green and good in this world will be gone! There won't be a Shire, Pippin." ~ Merry, TTT

05-10-2002, 12:44 AM	#298
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	They accidently served him ketchup with the burger he ordered from their all nite diner. Now we all know that ketchup is bad for the avarage Nazgul, but being the king of them and all, he was affected fatally. -------------- How did the Cave Troll treat Frodo in the cave Tomb at Moria? __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

05-10-2002, 08:47 AM	#299
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	Like a prince! Frodo was welcomed to the Moria Hotel by the Cave Troll, who is also known as the manager. Frodo was very pleased with his stay, although other members of the fellowship complained about darkness and rotting corpses. Who is Pippin?

05-10-2002, 09:05 AM	#300
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	Pippin is the Handsome Prince in shining armour, saddled on a dazzling white horse that every elf princess dreams about. --------- How was Lurtz created? __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

05-10-2002, 09:24 AM	#301
Lanniae of the Axe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Erebor, Middle earth :) Posts: 68	A. Saruman draws a picture of Lurtz on a biiiiiiiiig piece of paper, cuts it out, and sprinkles pixy dust on it to make him real! Q. How did everyone react towards Gandalf's death? __________________ Oh! Ooh! Join my yahoogroup: True to Tolkien!http://groups.yahoo.com/group/true2tolkien/

05-10-2002, 10:21 AM	#302
Lómelindi Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas Posts: 155	"Well, at least we won't have to wonder how we keep keep running out of pipe-weed and shampoo anymore." ----------------------------------------- What happened to Merry and Pippin when they were carried off by the Orcs? __________________ "The fires of Isengard will spread, and the woods of Tookborough and Buckland will burn, and...and all that was once green and good in this world will be gone! There won't be a Shire, Pippin." ~ Merry, TTT

05-10-2002, 10:33 AM	#303
The Half-Hobbit Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 51	They got into a three way staring contest with Grishnak. Eventually, Merry won, though it was a close call...Grishnak's beady little eyes don't need to blink very often. What happened to the hobbits at the barrow downs? __________________ I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, But I'm a little glowing friend, But really I'm not actually your friend, But I am. -They Might Be Giants

05-10-2002, 05:04 PM	#304
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	Their clothes were stolen. The Wight kept insisting, "But I haven't had anything stylish to wear for ages!". Sam sued, for abuse, theft, and trauma, and won. He was awarded milllions of dollars worth in pipeweed, and became a sucsessfull businessman (businesshobbit?). This, not Frodo's measly little inheritance, is why he became Mayor. Q: What did Arwen do to help in the War of the Ring?

05-10-2002, 05:30 PM	#305
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	She was a cheerleader!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Gandalf famous for in the land of the hobbits? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

05-10-2002, 06:42 PM	#306
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	He kept them supplied with weed. ----- Who was Fatty Bolger? [ May 10, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ] __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

05-10-2002, 08:47 PM	#307
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Don't you mean what is a Fat Bouger? A fat bouger is a big green thing that comes out of your nose. -------------------------------------------- Who took over the Shire and how did the hobbits regain control? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-10-2002, 08:48 PM	#308
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Don't you mean what is a Fat Bouger? A fat bouger is a big green thing that comes out of your nose. -------------------------------------------- Who took over the Shire and how did the hobbits regain control? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-10-2002, 10:07 PM	#309
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	The Elves of Lothlorien took over the Shire. They said they were tired of their flets and wanted something new. The hobbits tricked them by intoxicating them with large quantities of pipe weed, come from the personal supplies of Meriadoc and Peregrin, and they were commended as heroes, because of their immense sacrifice. Why didn't Saruman like Gandalf?

05-11-2002, 06:41 AM	#310
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	Gandalf was the teacher's favourite at Smaugwart's wizard school, and he always captained the winning Fidget teams much to Saruman's chagrin. ------------------ Why did Gimli wish to take the fellowship to Moria? __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

05-11-2002, 07:51 AM	#311
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	It was dark, he could claim there were bats, so he could caress Legolas's hair and no one would know it was him. he really wanted to know if Legolas's golden locks were as soft and shiny as they looked. Where did the ring end up? __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

05-11-2002, 09:31 AM	#312
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	On a bathroom stop at a gas station in Mordor Frodo was washing his hands and the Ring slipped off his finger and went down the drain. They never could get it out and decided it was as good a hiding place as any, since only a very desperate person would use such a disgusting bathroom. ----- What is the Mathom House? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

05-11-2002, 10:27 AM	#313
Lanniae of the Axe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Erebor, Middle earth :) Posts: 68	A. The Mathom House is the Shire's finest dance hall. Booze, music, girls, anything a single male hobbit coudl ask for. Frodo never told anyone where he went Saturday nights! Q. Who does the theme music for LOTR: FOTR??? __________________ Oh! Ooh! Join my yahoogroup: True to Tolkien!http://groups.yahoo.com/group/true2tolkien/

05-11-2002, 12:59 PM	#314
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	The music for the film of LOTR was written and performed by Gandalf and his yodelling chipmunks! What was the seige of Gondor? __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

05-11-2002, 02:00 PM	#315
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	All the ducks in the world got together and souronded Gondor. ============================================ What was the wizards council? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.