Special News: The land of Modor

[Thulorongil]

Your Understood Greatness,

Please forward a message to the S.O.N saying that horses taste better than we do, and that we meant to squash those two.

Yes, shooting arrows at big gray eyes: not fun. NOT FUN. Though, in response to the idea of a Mumak ride in the kiddie area we feel is an insult to the skills of Mumakil everywhere, Bob the Blind is willing to be your official Mumak ride because of the fact that he would be led around only carrying small persons.

Thank you for your concern about the consummation of us. It is wonderful that vegetarianism should be promoted in the Magical Land of Mordor. (But of course, if that doesn’t work out, we have absolutely no problems with fewer horses…)

In response to your entertainment problems, Phil and I were planning on asking Smaug & Friends if they would be interested in performing for you when we went to their show, but the show never occurred. The dragons were nowhere to be found. All we found was a lot of dwarves and a lake deeper than it used to be.

Always eager to help,
Bill representing the Mumakil

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Her highness gave us this message to forward to you:

To my neighbor who commonly provides food, amusement, and annoyingness,

I thought you kept a good guard on your country. In other words, I thought you didn’t like big warriors that actually posed a threat to anything within your borders. Also, since when do your orcs pick up random bodies along the highway that are bound with spider web cords?

I’M HUNGRY

Annoyed,
HER

P.S. ignore the green slimey blotches on the page. Warriors with swords...