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Qs and As about FOTR (the movie)... but I only want WRONG answers

pippin_took0 Qs and As about FOTR (the... 03-26-2002, 12:10 PM

Starbreeze Hover-craft! He took the... 03-26-2002, 02:13 PM

pippin_took0 What happened at the council... 03-27-2002, 06:52 AM

The Half-Hobbit At the council of Elrond they... 03-27-2002, 12:16 PM

The Half-Hobbit What did the company find in... 03-27-2002, 12:18 PM

Sam Gamgee A kitten. Sam went wandering... 03-29-2002, 12:23 PM

Sam Gamgee What does Aragorn use to... 03-29-2002, 12:26 PM

The Half-Hobbit Windex.....it really stings... 03-30-2002, 09:01 PM

The Half-Hobbit What is the name of Sam's... 03-30-2002, 09:02 PM

Dior The Necromancer. Called so... 03-30-2002, 10:26 PM

Dior What are the men of Rohan... 03-30-2002, 10:28 PM

Guest Rohanians! Duh 04-01-2002, 05:41 PM

Guest Where is Frodo from? 04-01-2002, 05:44 PM

Dior Frankfurtemburg, but it was... 04-01-2002, 07:54 PM

Dior What do Hobbits eat? 04-01-2002, 07:56 PM

Watcher in the Water Tree Bark - The tannins... 04-01-2002, 09:46 PM

Watcher in the Water How exactly did Smaug die? 04-01-2002, 09:49 PM

Guest ...Bilbo threw a rock and it... 04-01-2002, 09:59 PM

Nevtalathiel Whoever answered last doesn't... 04-03-2002, 03:08 AM

Menewilwarin of Mirkwood Little does anyone know but... 04-03-2002, 04:40 AM

Menewilwarin of Mirkwood How did Gandalf 'defeat' the... 04-03-2002, 04:42 AM

pippin_took0 He offered to sell him a... 04-03-2002, 05:10 AM

pippin_took0 Who was Frodo's 'loyal... 04-03-2002, 05:10 AM

pippin_took0 Sauron, who loved Frodo so... 04-03-2002, 05:43 AM

Eowyn of Ithilien an evil Smurf by the name of... 04-03-2002, 06:51 AM

Nevtalathiel Ok, since Eowyn hasn't posted... 04-03-2002, 10:39 AM

Guest an invisibility cloak and a... 04-03-2002, 10:45 AM

Nevtalathiel A Legolas is a type of evil,... 04-03-2002, 11:48 AM

Nefwathiel Teleri You guy are seriously wacked. 04-03-2002, 07:30 PM

Lostgaeriel There were 5 Olympic Rings... 04-05-2002, 03:07 PM

Alcarinque It's hard to say... depending... 04-05-2002, 05:20 PM

The Half-Hobbit Legolas was a Vulcan....the... 04-05-2002, 09:52 PM

Birdland When hobbits are born their... 04-06-2002, 08:12 AM

Nevfeniel They don't really. That's... 04-06-2002, 09:11 AM

Lady Galadriel The dwarves use rather... 04-06-2002, 09:11 AM

Nevfeniel Lady Galadriel, your answer... 04-06-2002, 09:35 AM

Lady Galadriel I like your answer!... 04-06-2002, 10:03 AM

Alcarinque There once was a boy who... 04-06-2002, 11:53 AM

Lostgaeriel The Argonath are a CFL... 04-07-2002, 04:39 AM

Bramblerose Gamgee-Took Gil-galad is the founder and... 04-07-2002, 05:39 AM

Neferchoirwen My answer would be that yes,... 04-07-2002, 05:43 AM

Nice-Smeagol Gollum is Frodos Uncle. Q:... 04-07-2002, 06:08 AM

Alcarinque He's a sadly famous captains... 04-07-2002, 11:11 AM

Birdland The ring bounced down the... 04-07-2002, 01:25 PM

Alcarinque He bought it on E-bay... he... 04-07-2002, 01:58 PM

Nevtalathiel ISTARI is like starry, but... 04-08-2002, 04:41 AM

TheBlackRider At WetherTop Frodo was just... 04-08-2002, 05:36 AM

Nevtalathiel Bilbo got the ring in a... 04-08-2002, 06:51 AM

Neferchoirwen Elrond lives in a virtual... 04-08-2002, 11:29 AM

Rimbaud Gandalf has a problem... 04-08-2002, 11:41 AM

Alcarinque Bilbo is the combination of... 04-08-2002, 12:09 PM

Rimbaud Bill Gates is clearly a close... 04-08-2002, 12:47 PM

Neferchoirwen Sauron is so grumpy because... 04-08-2002, 12:54 PM

Alcarinque Elves have long hair, because... 04-08-2002, 03:25 PM

Nevtalathiel The Nazgul are members of a... 04-09-2002, 02:36 AM

TheBlackRider The people in Bree are... 04-09-2002, 06:03 AM

Rimbaud Gandalf is actually an Avon... 04-09-2002, 07:36 AM

Nevtalathiel In the version I heard, the... 04-09-2002, 11:22 AM

Alcarinque Er.. He crossed the... 04-09-2002, 02:25 PM

TheBlackRider Tom Bobilldo is a maker of... 04-09-2002, 03:37 PM

Nevfeniel A big, tree-like giant thing.... 04-09-2002, 07:23 PM

KingCarlton Scotty Pippen ... 04-10-2002, 02:18 AM

Nevtalathiel Orc IVF! (see "far from the... 04-10-2002, 04:56 AM

TheBlackRider At the Barrow-Downs the... 04-10-2002, 05:56 AM

Rimbaud The Elven Rings were a... 04-10-2002, 08:45 AM

Nevtalathiel (Which newspaper Stephanos?)... 04-10-2002, 09:31 AM

Rimbaud (Nev - The Independent shall... 04-10-2002, 10:02 AM

Nevtalathiel (Steph, [Do you mind me... 04-10-2002, 10:13 AM

Rimbaud (Nev - lmao! I think it... 04-10-2002, 10:21 AM

Nevtalathiel Do you mean african balrogs... 04-10-2002, 11:49 AM

Guest My daddy! Where is Tom... 04-10-2002, 11:56 AM

Nevtalathiel Tom Bombadil was found in a... 04-10-2002, 12:27 PM

Rimbaud A very short-lived ring... 04-10-2002, 01:04 PM

Sam Gamgee The answer to the greatest... 04-10-2002, 01:39 PM

Sam Gamgee Otay, how old is Aragorn? (as... 04-10-2002, 01:41 PM

Manwe [boring scientist voice]Well,... 04-10-2002, 03:02 PM

KingCarlton Lembas is a rare breed of... 04-10-2002, 11:31 PM

Nevtalathiel Sauron was not a very good... 04-11-2002, 04:51 AM

TheBlackRider Denethor 2 was blown up like... 04-11-2002, 01:50 PM

Lindolirian An elf is a short hairy... 04-11-2002, 06:03 PM

TheBlackRider Well a you know that soup... 04-11-2002, 07:02 PM

Watcher in the Water An Istari is a horrible... 04-11-2002, 07:53 PM

KingCarlton Finduilas, the son of Oliver... 04-12-2002, 02:35 AM

Nevtalathiel Elrond is a little old man... 04-12-2002, 04:25 AM

TheBlackRider Minas Tirith is locaed right... 04-12-2002, 05:36 AM

Rimbaud Eru is the hitherto... 04-12-2002, 07:06 AM

pippin_took0 Who is Val Kilmer? 04-12-2002, 07:51 AM

Birdland It's actually "Valkilmer", a... 04-12-2002, 09:55 AM

Rimbaud Malbeth the Seer is actually... 04-12-2002, 09:59 AM

Nevtalathiel Hobbits, standing at only... 04-12-2002, 11:12 AM

Rimbaud The people of YOU? Nev, it... 04-12-2002, 11:49 AM

KingCarlton JACK RABBIT RUNIC TALESPINNER... 04-13-2002, 02:34 AM

Sindalómiel She was the evil twin sister... 04-13-2002, 02:44 AM

Birdland It is a little known, and... 04-14-2002, 07:50 AM

The Half-Hobbit Denethor was mad becuae... 04-14-2002, 02:34 PM

Alcarinque Frodo is going to the Super... 04-14-2002, 02:49 PM

Anarya SilverBranch Sauron's favorite hobby is... 04-14-2002, 03:45 PM

Sindalómiel Mithril is a type of... 04-15-2002, 04:04 AM

Nevtalathiel Smaug was Bilbo's childhood... 04-15-2002, 04:09 AM

Sindalómiel Sorry, changed my question... 04-15-2002, 04:20 AM

Nevtalathiel To get a lembas take-away! ... 04-15-2002, 04:21 AM

Sindalómiel They saw the first McDonalds... 04-15-2002, 05:14 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, actually, the... 04-15-2002, 05:29 AM

Sindalómiel Not only is it good for... 04-15-2002, 05:34 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, Elrond has yet to tell... 04-15-2002, 05:39 AM

Sindalómiel He balanced it on his nose,... 04-15-2002, 05:47 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, faramir was actually a... 04-15-2002, 05:53 AM

Vinyamarien Arwen was the murderer of... 04-15-2002, 06:28 AM

KingCarlton After leaving the Fellowship,... 04-15-2002, 08:16 AM

Nevtalathiel They are the only people who... 04-15-2002, 08:21 AM

Birdland "What happened to Éowyn?"... 04-15-2002, 09:36 AM

Nevtalathiel It was seen in someone's... 04-15-2002, 09:44 AM

The Half-Hobbit When Treebeard first saw... 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM

Nevtalathiel Grima Wormtongue is a... 04-15-2002, 10:36 AM

Nari Every one knows that orcs... 04-15-2002, 04:18 PM

Nari My next question (which i... 04-15-2002, 04:21 PM

Anarya SilverBranch A:He was attacked by a rabid... 04-15-2002, 05:22 PM

Nuranar The Mouth of Sauron... ... 04-15-2002, 09:44 PM

Anarya SilverBranch The local gas station in... 04-16-2002, 08:01 AM

Manwe He was Sauron's personal... 04-16-2002, 12:02 PM

Nari Frodo wooed the crowds at the... 04-16-2002, 04:30 PM

Nari next question is: What did... 04-16-2002, 04:33 PM

Nevfeniel "Got a light?" I know, this... 04-16-2002, 05:00 PM

Anarya SilverBranch George Bush (The second that... 04-16-2002, 06:14 PM

Birdland Hobbit children can be cruel,... 04-16-2002, 08:56 PM

KingCarlton The hanky was a gift from... 04-17-2002, 02:44 AM

KingCarlton Hey Birdie..this quiz is... 04-17-2002, 03:01 AM

Birdland Eh, that went by the wayside... 04-17-2002, 06:32 AM

Anarya SilverBranch They ended up having a tea... 04-17-2002, 09:32 AM

Nevtalathiel Theoden lived in Washington... 04-17-2002, 10:16 AM

Nuranar A holocaust cloak, stolen... 04-17-2002, 03:12 PM

Nevfeniel Faramir is the real Slim... 04-17-2002, 06:15 PM

Birdland Sam subconciously hated... 04-17-2002, 09:28 PM

Susan Delgado No. he got lost on the way... 04-17-2002, 09:53 PM

KingCarlton They couldn't, for it was... 04-18-2002, 01:23 AM

Sindalómiel Mordor was a huge theme park,... 04-18-2002, 06:27 AM

Susan Delgado Because if they walk on the... 04-18-2002, 08:29 AM

Anarya SilverBranch Because Shadowfax is really a... 04-18-2002, 03:45 PM

Susan Delgado The Riders of Rohan are a... 04-18-2002, 11:57 PM

KingCarlton They found it transformed... 04-19-2002, 12:48 AM

Susan Delgado What's green and if it falls... 04-19-2002, 01:01 AM

KingCarlton Narsil was made of honey and... 04-19-2002, 04:50 AM

Sindalómiel Yes, but they all got sick of... 04-19-2002, 07:01 AM

Susan Delgado She gave them all tickets to... 04-19-2002, 08:37 AM

Nevtalathiel Frodo, being a more gebnteel... 04-19-2002, 10:46 AM

Anarya SilverBranch Elrond and Aragorn ended up... 04-19-2002, 12:43 PM

Susan Delgado The Watcher at the Gate... 04-19-2002, 02:05 PM

ElanorGamgee Bilbo took the elevator just... 04-19-2002, 02:36 PM

TheBlackRider Why else would ny one give... 04-19-2002, 04:27 PM

KingCarlton It was a piece of junk that... 04-20-2002, 01:56 AM

Nevfeniel Little does Frodo know, but... 04-20-2002, 10:28 AM

Belin Posts to the Barrow-downs, of... 04-20-2002, 10:38 AM

Anarya SilverBranch The orcs capture Merrry and... 04-20-2002, 10:59 AM

Birdland Well, that really depends on... 04-20-2002, 11:36 AM

Susan Delgado Birdland didn't ask a new... 04-20-2002, 12:04 PM

Belegfanaion When Bilbo gets lost in the... 04-20-2002, 01:12 PM

Belegfanaion How does Gandalf escape... 04-20-2002, 01:13 PM

Anarya SilverBranch Being a good english man, the... 04-20-2002, 03:27 PM

Belegfanaion Gandalf is of the race of... 04-20-2002, 03:48 PM

Susan Delgado Sauron is a little boy who... 04-20-2002, 04:09 PM

Belegfanaion In Rivendell, Bilbo gave... 04-20-2002, 04:15 PM

Belegfanaion Who is Nob? 04-20-2002, 04:16 PM

Susan Delgado Nob is that thing at the... 04-20-2002, 04:58 PM

ElanorGamgee The Gaffer writes books on... 04-20-2002, 05:44 PM

Nuranar At Ring Dance! No,... 04-20-2002, 09:50 PM

KingCarlton Ale comes in buckets in the... 04-20-2002, 11:53 PM

Mr. Frodo Who were the Sackville... 04-21-2002, 04:51 PM

ElanorGamgee The poor Black Riders had... 04-21-2002, 04:59 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Poor Ted Sandyman was really... 04-21-2002, 07:07 PM

Belegfanaion Eowyn and Merry killed the... 04-21-2002, 08:06 PM

KingCarlton Bake for 20 minutes, serve... 04-22-2002, 03:22 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star The White Council is the... 04-22-2002, 09:13 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star The White Council is the... 04-22-2002, 09:14 AM

Nevtalathiel Or hurt something else if... 04-22-2002, 01:14 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Duh, don't you get it?!? The... 04-22-2002, 08:51 PM

Susan Delgado Sam ran away and eloped with... 04-23-2002, 12:30 AM

KingCarlton The Orcs didn’t realize that... 04-23-2002, 01:21 AM

Birdland Ha! I bet you thought I was... 04-23-2002, 07:25 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star To help our friend with the... 04-23-2002, 08:07 AM

Susan Delgado Frodo, who was was conned... 04-23-2002, 12:12 PM

The Half-Hobbit Despite his assertion at the... 04-23-2002, 01:40 PM

Anarya SilverBranch The name of Aragorn's love is... 04-23-2002, 01:46 PM

Nevtalathiel Is that the next question,... 04-23-2002, 02:45 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Arwen and Elrond were not... 04-23-2002, 08:21 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Hey wait! forgot question!... 04-23-2002, 08:22 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star looking back, 'Pamela' means... 04-23-2002, 10:01 PM

Birdland Tom Bombadil is a horrid,... 04-23-2002, 11:53 PM

KingCarlton fOX ? wHAT fOX..was there a... 04-24-2002, 12:57 AM

Sindalómiel Sauron originally specialised... 04-24-2002, 05:01 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star It isn't. Aragorn just calls... 04-24-2002, 08:51 AM

Nevtalathiel Gollum was a distant relative... 04-24-2002, 11:51 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Southern fried chicken,... 04-24-2002, 06:44 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Well, as the story goes, he... 04-24-2002, 08:28 PM

ElanorGamgee They are famous for both... 04-24-2002, 09:07 PM

Birdland Pippin was a stooly, a... 04-24-2002, 10:11 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Ent draught did what it did... 04-24-2002, 10:16 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Ent draught did what it did... 04-24-2002, 10:18 PM

KingCarlton Valinor is a fancy name given... 04-24-2002, 11:42 PM

Susan Delgado A shieldmaiden's purpose is... 04-25-2002, 01:30 AM

KingCarlton The witch king, a farmer of... 04-25-2002, 10:21 AM

Nevtalathiel Aragorn has lots of names:... 04-25-2002, 01:15 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin When Aragorn got married, he... 04-25-2002, 03:51 PM

Nevfeniel Sometimes it's an accident. ... 04-25-2002, 06:47 PM

Belegfanaion When Sam returned to the... 04-25-2002, 07:26 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star The teddy bear Bilbo gave him... 04-25-2002, 10:55 PM

Birdland Cram is a well-guarded secret... 04-25-2002, 11:09 PM

Sindalómiel He forced him to sit in a... 04-26-2002, 04:21 AM

KingCarlton Because they have no other... 04-26-2002, 06:01 AM

Birdland Gollum's part of the story... 04-27-2002, 07:49 AM

KingCarlton Merry Brandybuck was a simple... 04-27-2002, 08:25 AM

Susan Delgado They're just two guys who... 04-27-2002, 12:17 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin He mailed it to Sauron and... 04-27-2002, 03:15 PM

ElanorGamgee Well, Sam knew all along that... 04-27-2002, 03:40 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star They pretended they were... 04-27-2002, 04:15 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Bard the Bowman kill Smog... 04-27-2002, 06:53 PM

Nevfeniel Gandalf gave him a ride. ... 04-28-2002, 08:47 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Frodo had a lot of children,... 04-28-2002, 12:50 PM

Sindalómiel Yes. Once Arwen decided that... 04-28-2002, 07:18 PM

ElanorGamgee Glorfindel was the excellent... 04-28-2002, 07:28 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin A buurahobbit is a cross... 04-28-2002, 08:47 PM

Susan Delgado Boromir killed himself when... 04-29-2002, 02:19 AM

Cimmerian Their purpose was to find... 04-29-2002, 04:00 AM

Birdland Fly control. Someone had to... 04-29-2002, 07:28 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Cause he wanted to get... 04-29-2002, 05:13 PM

Anarya SilverBranch After the Battle of Pellenor... 04-29-2002, 07:11 PM

Nevfeniel Phil... 04-29-2002, 07:42 PM

Cimmerian Eowyn is a frustrated... 04-30-2002, 06:37 AM

Birdland Keeping with the "no women in... 04-30-2002, 09:07 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin He landed in a portal and... 04-30-2002, 11:52 PM

Susan Delgado He was so obsessed with that... 05-01-2002, 03:05 AM

Birdland He escorted them to the... 05-01-2002, 07:07 AM

Nevtalathiel Bilbo spent his time at... 05-01-2002, 10:48 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin After the battle, Isildur was... 05-01-2002, 03:44 PM

Cimmerian Faramir’s uncle was a... 05-02-2002, 07:15 AM

Anarya SilverBranch Boromir said "EEEEWWWW!! Its... 05-02-2002, 01:25 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Gollum's favorite phrase was,... 05-02-2002, 05:39 PM

Nevfeniel He was hungry? ... 05-02-2002, 05:57 PM

ElanorGamgee Merry and Pippin promptly... 05-02-2002, 06:08 PM

Anarya SilverBranch Lobielia hated Frodo because... 05-02-2002, 06:19 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Tell my people, I have died... 05-02-2002, 07:36 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Its a long story. Just... 05-02-2002, 08:20 PM

Nevtalathiel Questions people!!! What... 05-03-2002, 10:42 AM

Susan Delgado Sam didn't want the bother of... 05-03-2002, 12:48 PM

Anarya SilverBranch With the help of....... 05-03-2002, 12:53 PM

Belegfanaion Legolas' hair changes colors... 05-03-2002, 02:22 PM

Lómelindi Hobbits were originally... 05-03-2002, 03:03 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Because he was a crook, so he... 05-03-2002, 04:38 PM

Hanna_Gamgee Sam and Frodo are brothers. ... 05-03-2002, 04:49 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin His elementary teacher. On... 05-03-2002, 05:26 PM

Lómelindi His agent, because after... 05-03-2002, 05:26 PM

Lómelindi Whoops…Gimli and I posted our... 05-03-2002, 05:28 PM

Nevfeniel They all had to find Mt. Doom... 05-03-2002, 05:44 PM

ElanorGamgee The sun and moon provide... 05-03-2002, 08:17 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin In the first grade, there was... 05-03-2002, 08:23 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin In the first grade, there was... 05-03-2002, 08:24 PM

Cimmerian There were two question to... 05-04-2002, 12:38 AM

Nevtalathiel Let's not get nasty! ... 05-04-2002, 08:07 AM

Nevfeniel *singsong voice* Frodo got... 05-04-2002, 11:24 AM

Lómelindi Although he never found an... 05-04-2002, 12:02 PM

Nevtalathiel He bumped into her at the... 05-04-2002, 02:31 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin At the battle of Pelenor... 05-04-2002, 03:23 PM

Susan Delgado Goldberry. She finally got... 05-04-2002, 04:26 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Goldberry is a dragon is... 05-04-2002, 04:29 PM

Guest Gandalf was sent to Middle... 05-04-2002, 07:40 PM

ElanorGamgee The Barrow-Wights are fuzzy... 05-04-2002, 09:01 PM

Lómelindi Pippin yelled out Frodo's... 05-04-2002, 09:50 PM

Dimwilwareniel ...Its hard to say... 05-04-2002, 10:26 PM

Susan Delgado Aragorn got bored watching... 05-05-2002, 12:32 AM

Cimmerian Gobo Fraggle! ... 05-05-2002, 05:45 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin The Nazgûl are the nine... 05-05-2002, 11:22 AM

Nevtalathiel Elrond's mother was a balrog,... 05-05-2002, 11:34 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Beren and Luthien were best... 05-05-2002, 12:45 PM

Dimwilwareniel Their task is to travel into... 05-05-2002, 03:07 PM

ElanorGamgee Gollum's granny always made... 05-05-2002, 04:13 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin You're so stupid you got hit... 05-05-2002, 04:19 PM

Lómelindi LIV TYLER!!!! (Because she... 05-05-2002, 06:01 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Thet started to shrink, their... 05-05-2002, 08:42 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star With the help of his best... 05-05-2002, 10:34 PM

Cimmerian Saruman gave the Ent-wives... 05-06-2002, 04:15 AM

Nevtalathiel The last alliance was the... 05-06-2002, 09:13 AM

Dimwilwareniel Didn't someone already ask... 05-06-2002, 03:37 PM

Dimwilwareniel Oops I forgot my question!!... 05-06-2002, 03:40 PM

Lanniae of the Axe Aragorn and co. went after... 05-06-2002, 05:44 PM

Dimwilwareniel Gandalf died because the love... 05-06-2002, 06:19 PM

Nevfeniel Steven Spielberg, who kept... 05-06-2002, 07:13 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin It never said, but I figured... 05-06-2002, 10:29 PM

Cimmerian Primula curiously followed... 05-07-2002, 02:47 AM

Nevtalathiel Legolas's immediate reaction... 05-07-2002, 10:22 AM

The Half-Hobbit The silmarils were sold to a... 05-07-2002, 02:17 PM

Tigerlily Gamgee Because they thought they... 05-07-2002, 07:25 PM

Dimwilwareniel Pippin got a pint at the... 05-07-2002, 07:45 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin 3 hours, Ents are very hasty.... 05-07-2002, 09:02 PM

Susan Delgado They crawled through the... 05-08-2002, 12:29 AM

Cimmerian They gave all the Orcs... 05-08-2002, 06:06 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin "Crud!, now the ladies have... 05-09-2002, 09:12 PM

Nevfeniel "You are obviously royalty,... 05-09-2002, 09:14 PM

Lómelindi When Gandalf visited Saruman... 05-09-2002, 09:42 PM

Cimmerian They accidently served him... 05-10-2002, 12:44 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Like a prince! Frodo was... 05-10-2002, 08:47 AM

Cimmerian Pippin is the Handsome Prince... 05-10-2002, 09:05 AM

Lanniae of the Axe A. Saruman draws a picture of... 05-10-2002, 09:24 AM

Lómelindi "Well, at least we won't have... 05-10-2002, 10:21 AM

The Half-Hobbit They got into a three way... 05-10-2002, 10:33 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Their clothes were stolen.... 05-10-2002, 05:04 PM

Nevfeniel She was a cheerleader!!! ... 05-10-2002, 05:30 PM

ElanorGamgee He kept them supplied with... 05-10-2002, 06:42 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Don't you mean what is a Fat... 05-10-2002, 08:47 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Don't you mean what is a Fat... 05-10-2002, 08:48 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star The Elves of Lothlorien took... 05-10-2002, 10:07 PM

Cimmerian Gandalf was the teacher's... 05-11-2002, 06:41 AM

Nevtalathiel It was dark, he could claim... 05-11-2002, 07:51 AM

ElanorGamgee On a bathroom stop at a gas... 05-11-2002, 09:31 AM

Lanniae of the Axe A. The Mathom House is the... 05-11-2002, 10:27 AM

Nevtalathiel The music for the film of... 05-11-2002, 12:59 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin All the ducks in the world... 05-11-2002, 02:00 PM

Lady Death OMG, these posts are so... 05-12-2002, 01:30 AM

Daniel Telcontar The hobbit is a small... 05-12-2002, 02:11 AM

Nevtalathiel Aragorn uses his sword to... 05-12-2002, 02:27 AM

Daniel Telcontar orcs origin from Acme Lab,... 05-12-2002, 02:31 AM

Nevtalathiel Gimli had a beard becuasee it... 05-12-2002, 02:37 AM

Daniel Telcontar They took the train to Cirdan... 05-12-2002, 02:40 AM

Nevtalathiel It was the result of a... 05-12-2002, 02:45 AM

Daniel Telcontar balrogs are a rabbitlike... 05-12-2002, 02:50 AM

Nevtalathiel Elrond never wears... 05-12-2002, 02:59 AM

Daniel Telcontar Ted Sandyman is the... 05-12-2002, 03:02 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, as Blackadder once said... 05-12-2002, 03:05 AM

Daniel Telcontar He took the plane to Bree,... 05-12-2002, 03:07 AM

Susan Delgado Pippens are small furry... 05-12-2002, 03:32 AM

Cimmerian The Balrog had finally got... 05-12-2002, 04:36 AM

Daniel Telcontar Luckily, Aragorn had just... 05-12-2002, 04:41 AM

Nevtalathiel The phial of Galadriel was... 05-12-2002, 05:21 AM

Daniel Telcontar he gave 9 to the businessorc,... 05-12-2002, 05:30 AM

Nevtalathiel Sauron lives in a retirement... 05-12-2002, 05:35 AM

Daniel Telcontar He presented himself as a... 05-12-2002, 06:05 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star A nazgul is the finest... 05-12-2002, 04:21 PM

Susan Delgado Sauron is Sam's landlord. He... 05-12-2002, 05:51 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin He's Elvis... 05-12-2002, 09:43 PM

Lómelindi A giant foot came out of the... 05-12-2002, 10:32 PM

Manwe Mithril is a special materila... 05-13-2002, 04:22 AM

Cimmerian Gollum was eaten by a large... 05-13-2002, 04:45 AM

Lanniae of the Axe A: After the WotR, Aragorn,... 05-13-2002, 03:44 PM

Susan Delgado Frodo was a doddering old... 05-13-2002, 07:14 PM

ElanorGamgee Boromir carried around his... 05-13-2002, 07:52 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin He wanted an excuse to get... 05-13-2002, 08:20 PM

Cimmerian The standard currency on ME... 05-14-2002, 07:58 AM

The Laurenendorian Legolas wasn't actually an... 05-14-2002, 08:11 AM

Nevtalathiel (On the money thing, there is... 05-14-2002, 10:51 AM

Lanniae of the Axe Gimli! He and his father... 05-14-2002, 03:11 PM

Merry Sam's first impression was... 05-14-2002, 05:54 PM

ElanorGamgee Celebrain is a well-known... 05-14-2002, 06:02 PM

Lómelindi Because when Gollum was a... 05-16-2002, 06:04 PM

Cimmerian The Nazgul is a million acres... 05-16-2002, 11:28 PM

Thinhyandoiel Heh..I've never been here... 05-16-2002, 11:57 PM

Nevtalathiel When Biblo first found the... 05-17-2002, 06:15 AM

ElanorGamgee The Balrog happened to know... 05-17-2002, 07:21 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin He was a woman in disguise. ... 05-17-2002, 07:51 PM

Lindolirian The Witch King was actually... 05-17-2002, 09:17 PM

Susan Delgado Howard The Duck... 05-18-2002, 10:52 AM

Nevtalathiel Aragorn's birthright was the... 05-18-2002, 11:03 AM

Daniel Telcontar Aragorn was always trying to... 05-18-2002, 02:40 PM

ElanorGamgee Sam always accidentaly... 05-18-2002, 03:01 PM

Daniel Telcontar Sam had a split personality,... 05-18-2002, 03:05 PM

Lindolirian He's actually a... 05-18-2002, 09:03 PM

Lindolirian o right... a question Why... 05-18-2002, 09:04 PM

The Viking Thunder They made him high, he saw... 05-19-2002, 12:33 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, he wanted to be called... 05-19-2002, 04:10 AM

Daniel Telcontar Boromir keeps it a secret,... 05-19-2002, 07:32 AM

Melephelwen The Ent-wifes got kinda bored... 05-19-2002, 07:35 AM

Daniel Telcontar Gollum was very good at rifle... 05-19-2002, 07:39 AM

Nevfeniel Since Celeborn can't swim,... 05-19-2002, 07:47 AM

Daniel Telcontar Merry was the inkeeper of the... 05-19-2002, 08:03 AM

Nevtalathiel The voting rules of the Shire... 05-19-2002, 10:10 AM

Daniel Telcontar Pippin, always busy, wanted... 05-19-2002, 10:13 AM

Nevtalathiel Before the war of the ring,... 05-19-2002, 10:31 AM

Daniel Telcontar Legolas was an expert at... 05-19-2002, 11:01 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, Sauron has an octopus... 05-19-2002, 11:11 AM

Daniel Telcontar The first hobbits were in... 05-19-2002, 11:51 AM

Nevtalathiel Boromir is a talented tap... 05-19-2002, 12:43 PM

Daniel Telcontar Arwen became a disco dancer,... 05-19-2002, 12:57 PM

Nevtalathiel Many people think that the... 05-19-2002, 01:04 PM

Daniel Telcontar She was Rivendell's best tap... 05-19-2002, 01:07 PM

Nevfeniel A long time ago, the dwarves... 05-19-2002, 04:49 PM

Daniel Telcontar After the war of the ring,... 05-19-2002, 04:51 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Boromir wanted the ring... 05-19-2002, 06:17 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Hope I'm welcome here, I have... 05-19-2002, 06:24 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Lothiriel, your perfectly... 05-19-2002, 11:30 PM

Daniel Telcontar Saruman was a pipeweed... 05-20-2002, 09:54 AM

Susan Delgado Wormtongue is the blight... 05-20-2002, 08:09 PM

Lossenavariel He was the first being in... 05-20-2002, 08:57 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin *Whom did Sam marry* Sam... 05-21-2002, 12:09 AM

ElanorGamgee Bilbo's first real adventure... 05-21-2002, 01:35 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien By the way, thanks Gimli ... 05-21-2002, 03:02 PM

Thinhyandoiel Because the Valar owned him... 05-21-2002, 03:54 PM

Nevfeniel He died when he realized he... 05-21-2002, 05:03 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Frodo was exactly 256, but he... 05-21-2002, 05:32 PM

Nevtalathiel His mother dropped him on his... 05-22-2002, 11:23 AM

Elven-Maiden First he hitched a ride on... 05-22-2002, 11:48 AM

Elven-Maiden A question... oops! If... 05-22-2002, 11:51 AM

ElanorGamgee "We isn't home, my... 05-22-2002, 12:40 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Well, befoe he was living in... 05-22-2002, 01:53 PM

Susan Delgado They all caught the sniffles... 05-22-2002, 11:28 PM

Cimmerian They recite poetry the... 05-23-2002, 05:42 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star To plant pipeweed, giving... 05-23-2002, 06:33 PM

Elven-Maiden Fatty Lumkpin and Fatty... 05-23-2002, 08:00 PM

Thinhyandoiel It was a one-of-a-kind... 05-24-2002, 01:10 AM

Susan Delgado He wasn't satisfied to be... 05-24-2002, 01:48 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Sauron was never a really... 05-24-2002, 02:13 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, since Aosama didn't... 05-24-2002, 10:45 AM

ElanorGamgee When Isildur lost all his... 05-24-2002, 02:57 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien He wore the ring around his... 05-24-2002, 06:14 PM

GreatWarg Aragorn had so many names... 05-24-2002, 06:55 PM

Samwise When Aragorn was born, they... 05-24-2002, 06:57 PM

ElanorGamgee Hamfest Gamgee was a foot... 05-24-2002, 07:18 PM

Susan Delgado Taters are special little... 05-24-2002, 07:34 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Deagol responded to the ring... 05-24-2002, 08:23 PM

Nevfeniel Face lifts. What is Middle... 05-24-2002, 09:07 PM

Elven-Maiden Gollum grew up in total... 05-25-2002, 12:38 PM

Nevtalathiel Hobbits are like humming... 05-25-2002, 12:48 PM

Lómelindi A chic little ensemble... 05-25-2002, 08:33 PM

Susan Delgado Figwit is a Numenorian insult... 05-26-2002, 02:32 AM

Nevtalathiel Go to Figwit Lives!... 05-26-2002, 04:38 AM

The Viking Thunder Dough, as in croissant,... 05-26-2002, 06:03 AM

Nevfeniel Gimli was very short on cash,... 05-26-2002, 08:02 AM

Nevfeniel Oops, forgot the question.... 05-26-2002, 08:05 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien Galadriel is a pizza girl.... 05-26-2002, 08:52 AM

Elven-Maiden Legolas and Figwit are best... 05-26-2002, 12:03 PM

piosenniel Because he got a tongue... 05-26-2002, 01:35 PM

Naaramare Amon Sul is an expensive... 05-26-2002, 02:01 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Well, she fell in love with... 05-26-2002, 04:00 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Because Sauron was the only... 05-26-2002, 04:39 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien The Pilsbury Doughboy proved... 05-26-2002, 04:50 PM

Susan Delgado That's very entertaining ... 05-26-2002, 05:47 PM

Samwise Because their black horses... 05-26-2002, 09:03 PM

Elrian Virl, Tom, Alan, Wayne,... 05-26-2002, 09:13 PM

Frodo Baggins This is off the subject, but... 05-26-2002, 09:17 PM

Nevfeniel His private jet, of course! ... 05-26-2002, 09:18 PM

Naaramare A small religious group from... 05-26-2002, 09:32 PM

Nevfeniel Thanks, Naaramare. I got it... 05-26-2002, 09:44 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Gollum lived in a cave behind... 05-26-2002, 09:56 PM

Samwise Sill-my-really-an A... 05-26-2002, 10:46 PM

Susan Delgado They all mistakenly believe... 05-27-2002, 01:02 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Who doesn't?... 05-27-2002, 01:32 AM

Nevfeniel Gandalf sent him an IM... 05-27-2002, 08:20 AM

Elrian Dracula movies ... 05-27-2002, 10:29 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien Elves diet on cat tails. They... 05-27-2002, 11:30 AM

Daniel Telcontar Aragorn wandered alone like... 05-27-2002, 11:43 AM

piosenniel Boromir came from the void.... 05-27-2002, 12:10 PM

Daniel Telcontar Butterfly, because he likes... 05-27-2002, 12:12 PM

Elrian His deodorant is effective... 05-27-2002, 12:15 PM

Nevtalathiel Aragorn used his shield as a... 05-27-2002, 12:16 PM

Nevtalathiel Aaah, foiled! They went to... 05-27-2002, 12:18 PM

piosenniel The Green Dragon - it was... 05-27-2002, 12:18 PM

Elrian It was made out of tin cans! ... 05-27-2002, 12:22 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien My cat. His name at the time... 05-27-2002, 12:24 PM

piosenniel Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy,... 05-27-2002, 12:31 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Damn I'm too slow!!!! Isn't... 05-27-2002, 12:34 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Piosenniel, you beat me to... 05-27-2002, 12:37 PM

GreatWarg The names are Finarfin Jr.... 05-27-2002, 12:47 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien My cat threw Morgoth into the... 05-27-2002, 12:57 PM

Nevfeniel You mean the plant, right? ... 05-27-2002, 04:40 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Stalin... 05-27-2002, 05:30 PM

Samwise Thorn. He was so named... 05-27-2002, 05:39 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Nevfeniel, I know it sounds... 05-27-2002, 07:01 PM

Nevfeniel It's okay, Lothiriel. It's... 05-27-2002, 07:33 PM

Susan Delgado Having a little trouble with... 05-27-2002, 10:06 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin The Kremlin.... 05-28-2002, 12:26 AM

Cimmerian The owner of the Wacky World... 05-28-2002, 03:01 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien I'll try to stick to the... 05-28-2002, 02:16 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin They met at a Communist... 05-28-2002, 05:39 PM

Cimmerian Beorn was the king of Gondor... 05-29-2002, 02:07 AM

ElanorGamgee *Aside to Gimli: Have you... 05-29-2002, 12:40 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Ahh, tis a very nice chance... 05-29-2002, 04:43 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Because Faramir really was... 05-29-2002, 06:37 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Ronald McDonald created the... 05-29-2002, 07:36 PM

Thinhyandoiel No. Frodo always ate the... 05-29-2002, 08:48 PM

The Half-Hobbit Sam was fond of Bill because... 05-29-2002, 09:39 PM

Susan Delgado The Moria goblins fought the... 05-29-2002, 09:57 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star The Balrog was an avid doll... 05-29-2002, 10:02 PM

Cimmerian Tom Bombadil, when he was... 05-29-2002, 10:16 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Gloin was too busy running... 05-29-2002, 10:24 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Wargs were the secret... 05-30-2002, 12:16 AM

Nevtalathiel The ring was actually made in... 05-30-2002, 07:58 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Goldberry was the One Ring's... 05-30-2002, 08:25 AM

Nevtalathiel (Really, I think he was some... 05-30-2002, 08:31 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Because cars hadn't been... 05-30-2002, 08:56 AM

Nevtalathiel Figwit is an abberviation of... 05-30-2002, 11:57 AM

piosenniel Barliman Butterbur as he was... 05-30-2002, 12:02 PM

Daniel Telcontar Bilbo only wears clothes made... 05-30-2002, 12:34 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Boromir was the cheese-eater... 05-30-2002, 02:13 PM

Anarya SilverBranch Turin married Nienor because... 05-30-2002, 04:27 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Although he managed to... 05-30-2002, 04:59 PM

Nevfeniel She was her hairdresser, who... 05-30-2002, 07:05 PM

Samwise Nienna was the nice old lady... 05-30-2002, 09:56 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin A neekerbreek is an accronym... 05-31-2002, 12:12 AM

Susan Delgado Merlyn, Erasmus, Harry... 05-31-2002, 01:50 AM

Kettle of fish To exchange recipes and... 05-31-2002, 02:11 AM

Nevtalathiel The one ring was made by the... 05-31-2002, 02:41 AM

Daniel Telcontar By using lots of baking... 05-31-2002, 06:01 AM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Aragorn created the One Ring... 05-31-2002, 09:22 AM

Daniel Telcontar Tuor was a man of trade, who... 05-31-2002, 09:28 AM

Naaramare Because the pipes broke, and... 05-31-2002, 10:15 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien They were allowed to go on... 05-31-2002, 02:41 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien AAHHHHH, I just have to say... 05-31-2002, 02:42 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Because he was drunk.... 05-31-2002, 04:53 PM

Anarya SilverBranch Lets just say he was way over... 05-31-2002, 06:26 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Stalin's butler. He was... 05-31-2002, 06:56 PM

Nevfeniel The same person who mothered... 05-31-2002, 07:16 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin they would hide in closets... 05-31-2002, 07:29 PM

Daniel Telcontar The West is a Disney World.... 06-01-2002, 08:01 AM

Nevtalathiel Pointy hats are very useful... 06-01-2002, 08:20 AM

Daniel Telcontar Snakes, mud and shiny rings.... 06-01-2002, 09:32 AM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Who doesn't?... 06-01-2002, 10:54 AM

Daniel Telcontar Bilbo once payed for the the... 06-01-2002, 10:57 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien Wizards have staffs because... 06-01-2002, 12:24 PM

Susan Delgado Celeborn. But Eowyn has no... 06-01-2002, 12:53 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Galadriel read their minds,... 06-01-2002, 02:49 PM

Anarya SilverBranch Those little little free make... 06-01-2002, 02:50 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Saurons parents were Zzar... 06-01-2002, 09:55 PM

Rose, the youngest Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, i... 06-01-2002, 11:27 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Who made the Palantir? 06-01-2002, 11:58 PM

ElanorGamgee Martha Stewart made the... 06-02-2002, 06:51 AM

Nevtalathiel Bilbo knew that he would be... 06-02-2002, 06:58 AM

Nevfeniel By helicopter. Duh. ... 06-02-2002, 07:01 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien The sad story, now it must be... 06-02-2002, 10:16 AM

Daniel Telcontar Aragorn never married. Arwen... 06-02-2002, 10:50 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien He got the winning ticket in... 06-02-2002, 01:26 PM

Lossenavariel Aragorn had three cats. There... 06-02-2002, 09:01 PM

ElanorGamgee Apple dumplings in mushroom... 06-02-2002, 09:23 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin The Old Took was reading a ... 06-02-2002, 09:29 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Galadriel was Frodo's... 06-03-2002, 08:46 AM

Nevfeniel Little to many people's... 06-03-2002, 11:16 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien Sam had a lot of kids because... 06-03-2002, 01:34 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin RUSSIA!!!... 06-03-2002, 04:06 PM

ElanorGamgee The Necromancer is the guy... 06-03-2002, 04:09 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin He like green dragons.... 06-03-2002, 04:52 PM

Ithaeliel Its the name of a pop star,... 06-03-2002, 05:37 PM

Elrian The opposite of a Wong! ... 06-03-2002, 10:52 PM

Thinhyandoiel Pippin's favourite song was... 06-04-2002, 12:52 AM

ElanorGamgee Because Arwen was only about... 06-04-2002, 08:17 AM

Nevtalathiel He'd heard that table-dancers... 06-04-2002, 10:48 AM

Nevfeniel Can I join you on your quest,... 06-04-2002, 10:58 AM

ElanorGamgee Frodo: Herald Sam: Leslie... 06-04-2002, 12:53 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien lol Because she had no... 06-04-2002, 01:28 PM

Nevfeniel It was a tie between making... 06-04-2002, 04:14 PM

ElanorGamgee Goldberry drove the wardrobe... 06-04-2002, 05:18 PM

Thinhyandoiel Well, no one knew this, but... 06-04-2002, 09:15 PM

Nevfeniel He wanted to be Gandalf the... 06-04-2002, 09:35 PM

ElanorGamgee Treebeard was getting old and... 06-04-2002, 09:44 PM

Lómelindi Because Frodo made a guest... 06-04-2002, 10:20 PM

Nevfeniel Silly string, so that when he... 06-05-2002, 07:48 AM

ElanorGamgee Frodo sold the... 06-05-2002, 09:29 AM

Nevtalathiel There was a television... 06-05-2002, 09:33 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien Sauron used his palantir to... 06-05-2002, 10:14 AM

Nevfeniel A hospital, of course!... 06-05-2002, 10:22 AM

Ithaeliel They're pritty and they're... 06-05-2002, 03:55 PM

ElanorGamgee Thorin Oakenshield's name was... 06-06-2002, 09:24 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien The Springle-Ring is a place... 06-06-2002, 11:48 AM

Ithaeliel Well, it turns out that... 06-06-2002, 01:16 PM

piosenniel It's the medication that... 06-06-2002, 02:46 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Bormir loved his armguards.... 06-06-2002, 08:44 PM

ElanorGamgee The Brandywine is a large... 06-06-2002, 09:31 PM

Nari he wanted to control the... 06-07-2002, 05:17 AM

Nevfeniel Jim Bob Billy Joe Smith ... 06-07-2002, 07:56 AM

Nevtalathiel His fetching ensemble just... 06-07-2002, 08:12 AM

Nari to make himself a prettyful... 06-07-2002, 02:25 PM

Nevfeniel Gandalf had a problem with... 06-07-2002, 02:27 PM

ElanorGamgee He figured that if he ever... 06-07-2002, 02:29 PM

Nevfeniel Whoops, double-post syndrome... 06-07-2002, 02:34 PM

Susan Delgado It's not common knowledge,... 06-08-2002, 09:59 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Because they liked digging... 06-08-2002, 11:38 PM

Brinniel Because all the other races... 06-09-2002, 01:57 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien Frodo left the Shire on a... 06-09-2002, 11:31 AM

Daniel Telcontar He will be riding on his... 06-09-2002, 03:28 PM

Nevfeniel He's a little fuzzy bunnie... 06-09-2002, 03:44 PM

Naaramare The eight hundred and seventh... 06-09-2002, 03:44 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Bilbo wanted to stay with the... 06-09-2002, 04:24 PM

ElanorGamgee You wouldn't think it, but... 06-09-2002, 04:59 PM

Salix Ted Sandyman was the theif... 06-09-2002, 07:21 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star They wanted to sightsee! What... 06-09-2002, 07:38 PM

Salix He married an Entwife that... 06-09-2002, 08:42 PM

Ithaeliel Cuz he heard they had the... 06-09-2002, 08:49 PM

Nevfeniel Eorl was the... 06-09-2002, 08:56 PM

Ithaeliel Pippin wanted to stand out... 06-09-2002, 09:09 PM

Brinniel He was wearing a clown suit... 06-09-2002, 09:58 PM

Ithaeliel Sir Grover the Fuzzy & Blue... 06-09-2002, 10:21 PM

Brinniel They heard that there was a... 06-09-2002, 10:43 PM

Ithaeliel CLOWNS!!!!!... 06-09-2002, 10:50 PM

Brinniel He was too busy looking at... 06-09-2002, 10:54 PM

Ithaeliel A squeaky toy. Name all... 06-09-2002, 10:57 PM

Brinniel Let's see........There was... 06-09-2002, 11:18 PM

Gandalf_theGrey Dasher, Dancer, Donner,... 06-09-2002, 11:21 PM

Elrian By using his Mastercard to... 06-09-2002, 11:40 PM

Ithaeliel He set off mortars and... 06-09-2002, 11:50 PM

Elrian Because of his rad looking... 06-09-2002, 11:55 PM

Ithaeliel (I know Carn Dûm isn't... 06-10-2002, 12:01 AM

Thinhyandoiel Because the other Dwarves had... 06-10-2002, 12:26 AM

Naaramare [My goddess, Ithaeliel,... 06-10-2002, 08:04 PM

Aosama, the Wandering Star Do you know how much Dwarves... 06-10-2002, 08:07 PM

Nevfeniel He's both (think about the... 06-10-2002, 09:07 PM

Thinhyandoiel Sauron's Spouse was Princess... 06-10-2002, 09:55 PM

Susan Delgado His editor lived in Rivendell... 06-11-2002, 01:25 AM

ElanorGamgee He wrote a book for Hobbits... 06-11-2002, 09:59 PM

Brinniel They tend to get car sick.... 06-12-2002, 12:01 AM

Thinhyandoiel (Keeping with my Nintendo... 06-12-2002, 12:47 AM

Brinniel Merry had originally gone by... 06-12-2002, 01:07 AM

Susan Delgado Aragorn's sword is named "Bob... 06-12-2002, 02:06 AM

Ithaeliel Gimli's specially made iron &... 06-12-2002, 08:36 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Arwen pushed him off the bed... 06-12-2002, 09:18 PM

Ithaeliel Pablo Picasso. What is a... 06-12-2002, 09:29 PM

Brinniel The kind of cat Aragorn... 06-12-2002, 09:49 PM

Lush He made them all a nice cup... 06-13-2002, 01:09 PM

Nevfeniel He's a bottle blond! Dum dum... 06-13-2002, 01:21 PM

ElanorGamgee The hair on the top of his... 06-13-2002, 03:30 PM

Guest He started loudly... 06-13-2002, 07:52 PM

Thinhyandoiel He won it from Aragorn after... 06-13-2002, 08:11 PM

Brinniel Other elves of Lothlorien... 06-13-2002, 09:25 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien The palantiri are the great... 06-14-2002, 04:38 PM

Ithaeliel The best video game consoles... 06-14-2002, 06:12 PM

Susan Delgado Attercop was the name of one... 06-15-2002, 01:08 AM

Brinniel They heard that a new inn and... 06-15-2002, 01:55 AM

Ithaeliel Uh... that's a stumper. ... 06-15-2002, 11:01 AM

Lush The Balrog was slain by... 06-15-2002, 01:39 PM

Ithaeliel Sauron was happiest on... 06-15-2002, 02:29 PM

Thinhyandoiel Ungoliant was an old college... 06-15-2002, 05:44 PM

Gandalf_theGrey The teensy-weensy spider went... 06-15-2002, 05:48 PM

Guest because you are responding to... 06-15-2002, 07:03 PM

Thinhyandoiel Gimli SonofGloin. With major... 06-15-2002, 07:07 PM

Ithaeliel There's Larry with the power... 06-15-2002, 09:50 PM

Lómelindi His name is Tátou, and unlike... 06-15-2002, 10:43 PM

Lush Pippin's accent is more... 06-15-2002, 10:50 PM

Thinhyandoiel A lifetime membership to the... 06-15-2002, 11:45 PM

Nevfeniel $25 Gift Certificates at... 06-16-2002, 10:53 AM

Nevtalathiel Well, Elrond and Arwen use... 06-16-2002, 11:00 AM

Ithaeliel Twas de best artist in de... 06-16-2002, 03:56 PM

ElanorGamgee Ulmo is a puppet famous for... 06-16-2002, 04:13 PM

Lush Being of the puritannical... 06-16-2002, 05:24 PM

Lómelindi Elrond's middle name is... 06-16-2002, 05:34 PM

Susan Delgado He got it caught in a lathe... 06-16-2002, 11:31 PM

Gandalf_theGrey Because Aragorn's discovered... 06-16-2002, 11:57 PM

Thinhyandoiel Chickens. ----- (I'm... 06-17-2002, 12:09 AM

Lothiriel Silmarien Prince Imrahil, he was... 06-17-2002, 03:55 PM

ElanorGamgee Lúthien's real name was Tina,... 06-17-2002, 04:01 PM

Salix Because he had heard that the... 06-17-2002, 04:05 PM

Ithaeliel He was scared of the lions... 06-17-2002, 05:03 PM

Anarya SilverBranch Poor poor Esgaroth was teased... 06-17-2002, 06:03 PM

Ithaeliel Hagdalenamagdalenahoopensteine... 06-17-2002, 06:12 PM

Thinhyandoiel Their invitation got lost in... 06-17-2002, 06:16 PM

ElanorGamgee Legolas! That why they got... 06-17-2002, 06:26 PM

Thinhyandoiel Because Turin hadn't combed... 06-17-2002, 06:31 PM

Lush Athelas is a drug, whose... 06-17-2002, 08:00 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Shelob's all time favorite... 06-18-2002, 10:48 AM

Thinhyandoiel Why, Galadriel of course!... 06-18-2002, 07:32 PM

Ithaeliel Jennifer Lopez. Never mind!... 06-18-2002, 07:33 PM

Cimmerian All the good parts were... 06-19-2002, 03:05 AM

Lush It's a commonly known fact... 06-19-2002, 01:24 PM

Guest In big wooden clogs. Q:... 06-19-2002, 05:16 PM

Ithaeliel Yes! His pet monkey that took... 06-19-2002, 05:53 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Forgot Blanky. [ June 19,... 06-19-2002, 06:40 PM

Ithaeliel Oh thanks Gimli. I also... 06-19-2002, 09:07 PM

Nevfeniel Me, of course. You didn't... 06-19-2002, 09:23 PM

Ithaeliel When he kicked Frodo out of... 06-19-2002, 09:28 PM

Thinhyandoiel Obelia Sackville-Baggins.... 06-19-2002, 10:45 PM

Lómelindi Numenor is a large popular... 06-19-2002, 11:10 PM

Catherine You stand in front of the... 06-20-2002, 07:15 AM

Liriodendron The Gaffer, cause he was old... 06-20-2002, 07:33 AM

Guest Fresh milk from the dairy,... 06-20-2002, 08:20 AM

ElanorGamgee It is an acronym based on... 06-20-2002, 08:27 AM

Susan Delgado He was unhappy when he found... 06-20-2002, 11:36 AM

Liriodendron Soaking in a hot tub. ... 06-20-2002, 11:39 AM

Liriodendron sorry, double post Bill... 06-20-2002, 11:42 AM

Thinhyandoiel I said Obelia up there,... 06-20-2002, 02:19 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien They were practicing for... 06-20-2002, 03:25 PM

Catherine They Went to the Mall to go... 06-20-2002, 03:32 PM

Guest Because Frodo was getting... 06-20-2002, 03:46 PM

Luthien_ Tinuviel Frodo saw himself and... 06-20-2002, 04:24 PM

Anna Licumo They got chopped up in the... 06-20-2002, 04:27 PM

Lush Because Legolas was the... 06-20-2002, 04:43 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien He was upset with Faramir... 06-20-2002, 05:30 PM

Lush That's because Aragorn was... 06-20-2002, 05:39 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien Sauron actually had a deep... 06-20-2002, 05:45 PM

Luthien_ Tinuviel He said that he didn't trust... 06-20-2002, 05:48 PM

Catherine They like stars because they... 06-20-2002, 05:57 PM

Susan Delgado He got arrested for public... 06-20-2002, 06:06 PM

Catherine He is watching to see if any... 06-20-2002, 06:14 PM

Ithaeliel They heard that the Balrog's... 06-20-2002, 06:18 PM

Catherine Because they think that they... 06-20-2002, 06:27 PM

Ithaeliel (Do u really think elves are... 06-20-2002, 06:52 PM

Catherine No i dont but I didn't know... 06-20-2002, 06:57 PM

Anna Licumo They don't have enough... 06-20-2002, 06:58 PM

Catherine At their local Supermarket. ... 06-20-2002, 07:01 PM

Ithaeliel He wants to know their secret... 06-20-2002, 07:22 PM

Catherine They ate there rings and they... 06-20-2002, 07:25 PM

ElanorGamgee Because, once upon a time, a... 06-20-2002, 07:45 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin Because he found it in a bee... 06-20-2002, 10:23 PM

Liriodendron Because he wanted to sample... 06-20-2002, 11:24 PM

Rose Cotton He was trying to create... 06-20-2002, 11:42 PM

Liriodendron The glue factory. They were... 06-21-2002, 06:31 AM

Thinhyandoiel Bippity-Boppity-Boo! -----... 06-21-2002, 08:01 AM

Catherine They have the same uncle. ... 06-21-2002, 10:13 AM

ElanorGamgee Bilbo bought it at Mordor... 06-21-2002, 01:13 PM

Thinhyandoiel Because Sam caught him many a... 06-21-2002, 01:29 PM

Ithaeliel It's a variation of the word... 06-21-2002, 03:11 PM

Lush The Bay of Belfalas is... 06-21-2002, 03:38 PM

Liriodendron Creating the "Tirion Sunrise"... 06-21-2002, 10:16 PM

ElanorGamgee Pippin liked to help Legolas... 06-21-2002, 10:20 PM

Susan Delgado Well, the truth is, he and... 06-21-2002, 10:25 PM

Susan Delgado Whoops, double post... 06-21-2002, 10:31 PM

Thinhyandoiel No one else could cook. ----... 06-22-2002, 12:46 AM

Liriodendron They were flying inflatable... 06-22-2002, 07:44 AM

Catherine ~Frodo liked pizza ~Merry... 06-22-2002, 12:44 PM

ElanorGamgee The Fellowship went to the... 06-22-2002, 01:56 PM

Catherine They were combing his hair... 06-22-2002, 04:29 PM

Lush Gandalf wore a pointy hat... 06-22-2002, 04:38 PM

Birdland (Hey, I haven't been here in... 06-22-2002, 04:52 PM

Liriodendron She didn't want a "mommy's... 06-22-2002, 10:09 PM

Susan Delgado For the last thousand years... 06-23-2002, 07:13 AM

Salix They were wandering around... 06-23-2002, 09:16 AM

Liriodendron Whoa Salix!! That's a tough... 06-23-2002, 02:08 PM

Nevfeniel Her teddy bear and Barbie... 06-23-2002, 02:42 PM

ElanorGamgee Lobelia often payed Sam to... 06-23-2002, 02:59 PM

Ithaeliel They went to preschool... 06-23-2002, 03:28 PM

Thinhyandoiel General Hospital ----... 06-23-2002, 04:22 PM

Lush She was really looking for... 06-23-2002, 04:47 PM

Uialellethwen Elwing turned into an bat.... 06-23-2002, 04:54 PM

ElanorGamgee Well, Frodo actually claimed... 06-23-2002, 05:09 PM

Nevfeniel Some dating agency set them... 06-23-2002, 05:15 PM

GreatWarg Simple: Eowyn wanted to... 06-23-2002, 06:56 PM

Uialellethwen Simple. Sam impregnated Rosie... 06-23-2002, 08:04 PM

Lush Isn't it obvious? Gandalf was... 06-23-2002, 11:07 PM

Susan Delgado She sang "Leaving on a Jet... 06-23-2002, 11:26 PM

Salix Because Beren was soooo... 06-24-2002, 12:22 PM

Salix Oops forgot the question. Why... 06-24-2002, 12:23 PM

Uialellethwen Sauron helped them, because... 06-24-2002, 04:36 PM

Salix He tried to burn Faramir... 06-24-2002, 04:40 PM

ElanorGamgee To get to the other side... 06-24-2002, 04:46 PM

Lush Nob was the tattoed bouncer... 06-24-2002, 04:59 PM

Ithaeliel *In creepy voice*"Hello,... 06-24-2002, 05:36 PM

Nevfeniel He walked, of course. ... 06-24-2002, 05:46 PM

Naaramare She couldn't find a polite... 06-24-2002, 05:49 PM

Ithaeliel She hitch-hiked on the Dragon... 06-24-2002, 06:40 PM

Lush One word: Novocaine.... 06-24-2002, 07:34 PM

Susan Delgado She gave him a kiss in thanks... 06-24-2002, 09:58 PM

ElanorGamgee The Witch King was Éowyn's... 06-24-2002, 10:02 PM

Liriodendron Lotho hypnotizeded his fellow... 06-24-2002, 10:44 PM

Guest The Ent liked the way they... 06-25-2002, 08:39 AM

Daniel Telcontar Smaug was a hobbit with great... 06-25-2002, 08:44 AM

Ithaeliel The Brain told him to, and... 06-25-2002, 08:51 AM

Daniel Telcontar Elwe is a man living in bree,... 06-25-2002, 09:02 AM

Ithaeliel He may look like a fat... 06-25-2002, 06:56 PM

Nevfeniel It's a deep, psycological... 06-25-2002, 07:10 PM

Lush Yavanna held the title of... 06-26-2002, 02:24 PM

Ithaeliel Wouldn't ya believe it, it... 06-26-2002, 05:28 PM

Uialellethwen Morwen invented the modern... 06-26-2002, 07:09 PM

Lómelindi Saruman tried to take over... 06-26-2002, 07:31 PM

Daniel Telcontar Eru, the first baker in the... 06-27-2002, 02:46 AM

NicktheOrc Gandalf uses his staff to hit... 06-27-2002, 03:36 AM

Daniel Telcontar They uses lenses, because... 06-27-2002, 03:42 AM

NicktheOrc Well, this mime dude came... 06-27-2002, 05:00 AM

Daniel Telcontar A giant who needed a... 06-27-2002, 05:03 AM

The Viking Thunder The great sheik Rattle Enroll... 06-27-2002, 05:18 AM

NicktheOrc Silmaril is a type of... 06-27-2002, 05:26 AM

Daniel Telcontar He was blind because insects... 06-27-2002, 05:34 AM

NicktheOrc Stuff happened. Why did... 06-27-2002, 05:37 AM

Daniel Telcontar because his fashion advisor... 06-27-2002, 05:39 AM

NicktheOrc A giant killer spider ate it.... 06-27-2002, 05:42 AM

Daniel Telcontar It was written in the stars,... 06-27-2002, 05:44 AM

NicktheOrc It was destroyed because of... 06-27-2002, 05:47 AM

Daniel Telcontar He has a problem with his... 06-27-2002, 05:49 AM

NicktheOrc He got it at a pawn shop. ... 06-27-2002, 05:58 AM

Daniel Telcontar The pizza delivery shop. He... 06-27-2002, 06:01 AM

NicktheOrc It was a factory that made... 06-27-2002, 06:05 AM

Daniel Telcontar She used to sing at the... 06-27-2002, 06:08 AM

NicktheOrc He was a moose. Who is the... 06-27-2002, 06:47 AM

Cimmerian It was a mistaken entry in... 06-27-2002, 06:56 AM

Susan Delgado Mark Anderson. A poor deluded... 06-27-2002, 07:00 AM

Susan Delgado She told everyone to keep... 06-27-2002, 07:02 AM

Daniel Telcontar because, when making a loan... 06-27-2002, 11:14 AM

Catherine He went to the mall cuz, he... 06-27-2002, 12:36 PM

Daniel Telcontar Mostly, they go to casinoes... 06-27-2002, 01:56 PM

ArwenBaggins A stripper in a bar in Bree... 06-27-2002, 03:23 PM

Ithaeliel Elves are supposed to be... 06-27-2002, 06:07 PM

NicktheOrc Frodo was holding Sting and... 06-27-2002, 06:30 PM

Liriodendron Why was Bilbo called "Mad... 06-28-2002, 08:23 AM

Nevfeniel Ever since Lobelia tried to... 06-28-2002, 09:09 AM

Daniel Telcontar His favorite color was red,... 06-28-2002, 09:21 AM

Anunia Well, Saruman was a very good... 06-28-2002, 12:15 PM

Ithaeliel A PC flatscreen model that is... 06-28-2002, 01:00 PM

Brinniel She was Sauron's personal... 06-28-2002, 01:38 PM

Daniel Telcontar Sam's kids was Sauron and... 06-28-2002, 01:40 PM

Brinniel He went straight to a bar and... 06-28-2002, 02:07 PM

Daniel Telcontar All shaved. Why was Gimli... 06-28-2002, 02:19 PM

Ithaeliel Because one time he went to a... 06-28-2002, 02:29 PM

Daniel Telcontar Sauron was bored, so he... 06-28-2002, 02:35 PM

Brinniel In a pink house with pink... 06-28-2002, 02:42 PM

Daniel Telcontar They had a farewell party,... 06-28-2002, 02:50 PM

Brinniel He's an FBI agent!... 06-28-2002, 03:57 PM

Catherine Water of course, he wouldn't... 06-28-2002, 04:18 PM

Susan Delgado He just loves to go... 06-28-2002, 05:02 PM

Ithaeliel By doing a very strange Pagan... 06-28-2002, 05:36 PM

Lómelindi In a big, hollow tree where... 06-28-2002, 07:50 PM

NicktheOrc They were Dork, Dumb, Dark,... 06-28-2002, 08:28 PM

NicktheOrc Oh yea my question. What... 06-28-2002, 08:30 PM

Ithaeliel Arwen, Frodo and the Nazgûl... 06-28-2002, 08:38 PM

Catherine When you swim in it, it tells... 06-28-2002, 09:31 PM

Lush As an environmentalist, Gimli... 06-28-2002, 10:05 PM

Cimmerian Collecting bits and pieces,... 06-29-2002, 12:46 AM

Nevfeniel Pippin saw that Hobbit Foot... 06-29-2002, 07:38 AM

The Viking Thunder Bobcat, Vince McMahon, Dolly... 06-29-2002, 09:06 AM

Lush The Elves were created out of... 06-29-2002, 10:30 AM

Daniel Telcontar "I always knew hobbits were... 06-29-2002, 02:11 PM

Ithaeliel His favorite weapon was his... 06-29-2002, 02:32 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin A butterfly flapped his wings... 06-29-2002, 03:20 PM

Lush A Maia is the Middle-Earth... 06-29-2002, 03:29 PM

Nevfeniel Chuck E. Cheese. What is... 06-29-2002, 03:58 PM

Uialellethwen Vegetarian lasagna! Isn't it... 06-29-2002, 06:49 PM

Brinniel Lurtz is a vegetarian, so he... 06-29-2002, 06:49 PM

Nevfeniel 1. Bilbo gave the ring to... 06-29-2002, 06:56 PM

Lush Bilbo gave the Ring to Frodo... 06-29-2002, 06:57 PM

Lush HAHAHAHAHA!!! We posted at... 06-29-2002, 07:00 PM

Brinniel Britney Spears. He was... 06-29-2002, 07:13 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin The Cold War, what else? ... 06-29-2002, 08:53 PM

Ithaeliel Oh God, don't you people... 06-29-2002, 10:49 PM

Brinniel It got taken over by Walmart... 06-30-2002, 12:30 AM

Cimmerian Rufus, the big kahuna of all... 06-30-2002, 01:43 AM

Brinniel He named Boromir after his... 06-30-2002, 01:55 AM

Catherine They wear suntan lotion. ... 06-30-2002, 10:38 AM

Nevfeniel Skip through fields of... 06-30-2002, 11:49 AM

Ithaeliel He went into the tofu factory... 06-30-2002, 12:37 PM

Brinniel The trees were killed by the... 06-30-2002, 12:53 PM

Ithaeliel They drink, drink, drink till... 06-30-2002, 01:15 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien The ruffians called Arwen... 06-30-2002, 01:31 PM

Brinniel Pippin, of course. Gandalf... 06-30-2002, 01:46 PM

Ithaeliel Shakira. Who planted the... 06-30-2002, 01:50 PM

Brinniel My dog did and the reason it... 06-30-2002, 02:10 PM

Ithaeliel Frodo destroyed the ring by... 06-30-2002, 02:28 PM

Brinniel Didn't you know he was... 06-30-2002, 02:37 PM

Lush He took them out for a night... 06-30-2002, 02:43 PM

Brinniel An ophilaunt(sp?). Must have... 06-30-2002, 03:08 PM

Catherine Their weapons were slabs of... 06-30-2002, 06:13 PM

Nevfeniel The whole... 06-30-2002, 07:26 PM

Gimli Son Of Gloin That all depends. If he's... 06-30-2002, 07:49 PM

Catherine Gollum was some hot dude who... 06-30-2002, 08:19 PM

Susan Delgado The ring is bubkus! He found... 06-30-2002, 09:24 PM

Catherine It did have something to do... 06-30-2002, 09:31 PM

Lothiriel Silmarien He got stabbed by his best... 06-30-2002, 10:23 PM

Lush Elrond got hammered one night... 06-30-2002, 10:40 PM

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Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Wargs were the secret creations of Herr Kartoffelkoph(Mr. Potatohead during World War II. ------------------------------------------- Was the ring made in China or Japan? [ May 31, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

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