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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-01-2008, 12:24 PM
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Replies: 51
Views: 13,101
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Alonna
So, Galadriel went off with Khamul to become...
So, Galadriel went off with Khamul to become Queen of the Easterlings. Well, Gimli raised an army to get her back. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-07-2008, 08:40 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Unfortunately, all the books were written in a...
Unfortunately, all the books were written in a foreign language no one could understand. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-07-2008, 05:47 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman...
Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman who was able to fix the cable. |
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Forum: The Movies
02-06-2008, 08:54 PM
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Replies: 79
Views: 20,577
Posted By
Alonna
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn...
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn several times, but he turned it down. Unfortunately, Day-Lewis tends to be very picky about what roles he takes. He's only done four films in the last... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-01-2008, 05:40 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to...
Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to sugar and had a terrible allergic reaction. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-31-2008, 08:06 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on...
Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on Morgoth so he didn't misbehave. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-31-2008, 09:51 AM
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Replies: 46
Views: 15,684
Posted By
Alonna
There's furniture store near where I live called...
There's furniture store near where I live called Lothlorien. I also once saw a real estate agency that was called Ithilien Homes. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-22-2008, 03:46 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Unfortunately when the elves stopped, dropped,...
Unfortunately when the elves stopped, dropped, and rolled, they rolled into a bunch of thorn bushes. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-20-2008, 05:22 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 127,206
Posted By
Alonna
Granted. After admitting that he wears a wig,...
Granted. After admitting that he wears a wig, Bilbo is unfortunately disqualified from the annual Shire beauty pageant. I wish Faramir had a lightsaber. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-14-2008, 10:42 AM
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Replies: 587
Views: 110,500
Posted By
Alonna
A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist...
A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature. Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-12-2008, 07:36 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Unfortunately, the penguin was so heavy that the...
Unfortunately, the penguin was so heavy that the eagle couldn't carry her and fell into the sea of magma. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-11-2008, 06:36 PM
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Replies: 75
Views: 16,259
Posted By
Alonna
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-03-2008, 01:46 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you...
Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you are. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-02-2008, 05:50 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Fortunately, Frodo had a picklock with him and...
Fortunately, Frodo had a picklock with him and was able to escape the cage. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-02-2008, 03:40 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 110,500
Posted By
Alonna
A. From Wal-Mart. There was a fifty percent off...
A. From Wal-Mart. There was a fifty percent off sale. Q. Why do none of the hobbits have lung cancer from smoking so much pipeweed? |
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Forum: The Movies
01-02-2008, 02:35 PM
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Replies: 221
Views: 91,553
Posted By
Alonna
The sequel films that you mention that did better...
The sequel films that you mention that did better than the first films have one big advantage over HDM. They were well received by audiences. The Golden Compass has gotten terrible reviews from... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-02-2008, 01:29 PM
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Replies: 587
Views: 110,500
Posted By
Alonna
A. The Clone Wars animated series because Count...
A. The Clone Wars animated series because Count Dooku looks so much like him. Q. What stuffed toy does Denethor like to sleep with at night? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-01-2008, 09:10 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords...
Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords with fake rubber ones as a prank. |
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Forum: The Books
12-30-2007, 04:34 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 7,014
Posted By
Alonna
A number of parallels can be found between HP and...
A number of parallels can be found between HP and LOTR. There's the similarity in names between Wormtail and Wormtongue who play similar roles of betrayal but are later spared from death. There's... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-18-2007, 11:58 AM
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Replies: 51
Views: 13,101
Posted By
Alonna
So, Elladan and Elrohir tried to kill Faramir.
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So, Elladan and Elrohir tried to kill Faramir. Well, the ghost of Denethor showed up and set both of Elrond's sons on fire. |
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Forum: The Movies
12-11-2007, 09:48 PM
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Replies: 22
Views: 9,248
Posted By
Alonna
Are you sure this isn't Bakshi's portrayal of Sam...
Are you sure this isn't Bakshi's portrayal of Sam you're talking about and not Jackson's? While Jackson's Sam wasn't getting his application ready for MENSA, he was shown to have a sense of wisdom,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-09-2007, 12:13 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,177,223
Posted By
Alonna
Sauron's new plot to rule Middle Earth involved...
Sauron's new plot to rule Middle Earth involved driving all the people of Middle Earth into debt by selling them ridiculously expensive coffee. |
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Forum: The Books
12-07-2007, 01:36 AM
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Replies: 91
Views: 28,784
Posted By
Alonna
If Mr. Pullman thinks as highly of himself as he...
If Mr. Pullman thinks as highly of himself as he seems to based on his interviews, I wonder if he can explain why everyone is trashing the film version of his book. It is currently labeled as rotten... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-05-2007, 09:40 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to...
Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to use the eagles for target practice. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-05-2007, 05:47 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 855,855
Posted By
Alonna
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