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08-12-2002, 03:21 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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Crazy Captions!!
Okay, this is a simple game of captions, here's what you do: just look at the picture that's been posted and think of a caption for it. Every so often I'll post a new picture, and anyone else can post a pic. Here's the first one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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08-12-2002, 03:35 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Crawled in a dark corner
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"listen frodo, don't mock sam for his interior decorating, this candle holder would look very nice next to your table!"
i know, not very funny.
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"It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim |
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08-12-2002, 03:43 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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'Well, you should have gone before we left Rivendell!'
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08-12-2002, 03:48 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home.
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Merry: "What do you mean, 'it doesn't have enough candles'?!?! You'renot even Jewish!"
Sam: "C'mon, I said give up the unleavened bread!" Pippin: "That's lembas." Sam: "Smart aleck."
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-What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy." |
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08-12-2002, 04:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Sam: I'll have you, Long- oh, wait, wrong room. Hey! Is that a goose-down comforter? I've always liked those. . .Hey guys, I'll catch up to you in a second.
Okay, so I'm no comedian, but I tried!
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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08-12-2002, 05:11 PM
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Night In Wight Satin
Join Date: May 2000
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That's right! All you gotta do to win this here fancy chandelier is guess what Sam has in his hands. (2) Merry: If you want some of this, you'll have to come through Sam! Sam: What!? (3) Pippin: Doon't look now, boot I think Sam's hairr is on fier.
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08-12-2002, 09:25 PM
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World's Tallest Hobbit
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Where the view is long
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Legolas, " Ai Ai!! A Balrog is come!"
Gandalf, " And I am already weary. Ummm, Sam you take him." Sam, "Yes Mr. Gandalf sir. I'll have you Balrog!!!"
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'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end." |
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08-13-2002, 11:08 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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Sam 'Oops, I left my bow downstairs, Merry, shove that candlestick up his nose'
[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Ravenna ] |
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08-13-2002, 12:09 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Karate classes for Sam: $200
Solid oak chair for Pippin: $50 Standing in front of a Ranger with a sword while bearing only a candlestick: Priceless There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Middle-earthCard.
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Soli Deo Gloria |
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08-13-2002, 12:23 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor
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Pippin! I said a cross! Vampires aren't scared of tridents!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk....
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"Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them." |
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08-13-2002, 02:42 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Buckland
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Hehehe! I like the Middle-Earth card one...hehe unfortunetly I don't have a very good sense of humor so...
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Pippin and Merry rule! -- Lissenen ar' maska'lalaith tenna' lye omentuva! |
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08-13-2002, 03:50 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In front of a computer
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Lol, those are good!
Merry: That guy's taller than I thought he was! Sam: Enough talk! Fight now! I am the Crouching Hobbit, the Hidden Dragon! Heya! (I know that was lame...) Shall we do another pic? 
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya! |
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08-13-2002, 04:28 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him
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Okay, here's my lame attempt.
Legolas: Yes! This is exactly how you play 'Duck Duck Goose'! My turn! Frodo: But Legolas, you're in the mud pot. Legolas: Awwww, anyone out there wanna trade? And another! Gandalf: Okay, its a new game I call 'Spear'. We try to stick as many of you Orcs on a sword in one thrust, and whoever gets the most wins! Yet another! Orcs: Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down! Merry: Stoppit! Augh! So dizzy... Pippin: CAlm down, Merry, they're only dancing! You don't have to scold them! Seriously, you're like my dad! *starts crying* Aragorn: Great Merry, you killed Pippin! Boromir: He's not dead, he's just crying. Aragorn: Shut uuup! *fwaps Boromir* [ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]
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"Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you? |
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08-13-2002, 04:46 PM
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Sword of the Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Washington State
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You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out! You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!
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Blessed be the Lord my Strength, Who trained my hands for war and my fingers to fight. Psallm 144:1 |
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08-13-2002, 05:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Do you ever just have one of those days...
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Soli Deo Gloria |
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08-13-2002, 08:22 PM
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Ghastly Neekerbreeker
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto
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Picture One:
Sam: One Potato, two potato, three potato, four... Picture Two: The Fellowship of the Rave. |
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08-13-2002, 09:25 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here
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Elanor, forgive me. I am stealing your mastercard idea.
Light-up staff: $2.00 Authentic set of bows and arrows: $150 Patterns for sweet medieval halloween costumes: $30 Being the center of attention at your first halloween night rave: priceless There's just some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Frodocard.
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That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth |
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08-13-2002, 10:42 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto the Good
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To borrow from Douglas Adams -
Legolas: We’re trapped now, aren’t we? Gandalf: Errrrr…yes, we’re trapped. Frodo: Well, didn’t you think of anything? Gandalf: Oh, yes, but unfortunately it rather involved being on the other side of the Bridge of Khazad-dûm - far away from this army of Orcs all around us. Sam: So what happens next? Gandalf: More orcs will crawl down these mighty stone columns and then we'll be attacked by a Balrog and we’ll die in about thirty seconds. Aragorn: So this is it. We’re going to die. Gandalf: Yes…except…No! Wait a minute, what’s this door to a secret escape tunnel? Aragorn: What? Where? Gandalf: No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. Aragorn: You know it’s at times like this, when I’m surrounded by goblins with 4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a forgetful wizard and a guy who wants us to use the Enemy's Ring, and about to die of horrible wounds in a fierce battle that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young. Gandalf: Why, what did she tell you? Aragorn: I don’t know, I didn’t listen. Gandalf: Huh! Terrific.
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Elen síla lúmenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting. |
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08-14-2002, 08:52 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him
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2 things, both to Lostgaeriel. 1: Heehee, hilarious. 2: I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE LAST PART OF YOUR SIGNATURE!!! IT'S FROM THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY READING THE BOOK! MOOAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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"Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you? |
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08-14-2002, 03:33 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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'Are those swords? or are you just pleased to see us?'
or 'Go go gadget staff' Not feeling very imaginative tonight. |
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08-14-2002, 06:35 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Crawled in a dark corner
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BACK FANGIRLS, BACK!!
ok, im dissapointed in myself too.
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"It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim |
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08-15-2002, 12:33 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In front of a computer
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Lol, those are good! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Next pic! 
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya! |
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08-15-2002, 12:37 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him
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Sam: Frodo! I've got wonderful news!
Frodo: Tell me. Now. Sam: There's food here! Frodo: Really? YAYAY! *jumps up and does Irish jig* I realize that that was lame, but bah.
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"Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you? |
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08-15-2002, 02:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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My lame attempt:
Sam: Wake up! Wake up! Santa left a whole bunch of presents! Frodo: Woohoo! Hey, Gandalf, get up! We want to open our presents! Gandalf (asleep in chair): *grumble, grumble* Stupid hobbits, never give you a moment's rest... [ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]
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Soli Deo Gloria |
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08-16-2002, 07:01 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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Frodo - 'Aaarrghhh!
Sam - 'Oh darn, I thought I had to kiss sleeping beauty BEFORE he woke up! |
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08-16-2002, 10:46 AM
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Sam: Frodo! Frodo! You're alive!
Frodo: I am? $^@$%! I thought I was dead, and rid of this stupid Ring and this stupid quest! Rats, foiled again! yes, I know, tis not funny in the slightest, but it's a better way to be spending my time then to be blowing things up and such... |
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08-17-2002, 11:33 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Sam: Get up, Frodo! We're making pancakes!
Next: 
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya! |
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08-17-2002, 11:34 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2002
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"i..am so sacered right now..."
well, some one had to do a blair witch parody [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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08-17-2002, 11:42 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Good one, NN10!
Frodo: Hmmm, something smells in here...
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08-17-2002, 11:58 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Lol! I have a twisted sense of humor...
Frodo: Ignore the hand, and it'll go away. OR... Frodo: Gandalf, I know it's you.
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08-17-2002, 12:57 PM
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World's Tallest Hobbit
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Gandalf: Wooga Booga booga!!!! hahahha
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'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end." |
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08-17-2002, 01:58 PM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Past the fields we know....
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Metacarpalsphobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a hand is about to grab you.
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I'm not ashamed to let you know I want this light in me to show. I'm not ashamed to speak the name of Jesus Christ.~Newsboys |
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08-17-2002, 04:37 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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(All together now audience)
HE'S BEHIND YOU!!! or (voice from offstage) 'Frodo, keep still, his vision is based on movememt, if you stay still, he can't see you' (with acknowledgement to Jurassic Park) |
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08-17-2002, 05:25 PM
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Sword of the Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Washington State
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Hey! Lego o'my eggo!
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Blessed be the Lord my Strength, Who trained my hands for war and my fingers to fight. Psallm 144:1 |
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08-17-2002, 07:35 PM
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Frodo: Hmmmm..... This place is pretty dark. Where's a copy of Mario Sunshine when you need it.
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08-18-2002, 03:01 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him
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*duh duh... duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.. DUH DUH DUH DUH!*
Frodo: AUGH!!!! HELP! IT'S GOT ME! AUGH! THING HAS FINALLY GOTTEN ME! Gandalf: It's me, you ninny! Who is Thing? Frodo: You know, from the Adam's Family! HE's been out to get me ever since I never returned his high five... I know it sucks, but I thought it was funny!
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"Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you? |
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08-18-2002, 06:36 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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Gandalf: Frodo! Don't get so close to the camera. Your scareing the audience!
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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08-18-2002, 12:44 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Hobbit hole, Hobbiton, The Shire
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is it just me or does he look a little blue?? hmm..
*voice from audience*: Frodo!! you're turning violet!! Gandalf: it always goes wrong with the deserts... (yes I know, lame attempt to copy willy wonka and the chocolate factory)
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of Samwise Gamgee, for he is quick to anger and armed with a frying pan." ~Gamgee~ |
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08-19-2002, 08:52 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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Now I can't help but laugh out loud when I see these scenes in the movie.
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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08-19-2002, 03:42 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Next!
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