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Ask a stupid question
Well since things are a little slow(for now). I thought of a game for everyone to pass the time. This is a game where you ask a stupid LOTR related question and get a possibly stupider answer back. Okay? Here we go.....
First person: Why did Gollum where a loin cloth? Second person: Loin cloths?! Why they are all the rage in the cave scene, of course. I'll start you off! ![]() Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?
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Twisted Taleswapper
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I'll give it a go....
![]() Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way? A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow. If I get this right I go on with the next question? Why was Boromir, named Boromir?
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Valier, I think it works like the "Be Careful What You Wish For..." thread. So you give a whacky answer and then give us a whacky question to give a whacky answer and so on so forth.
So here's my whacky answer! ![]() Quote:
A: Because Denethor liked r's. Boromir, Faramir. Q: Why did the Ents go to war?
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Which credit cards do they accept at the Gap of Rohan ?
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Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out"
![]() ![]() If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question. What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)
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Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)
A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course! ![]() Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring?
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Q: Why did the Istari come to Middle-Earth?
A: Because after some research...they decided that they would much rather be stuck in the Middle with you. Q:Why are Ents so slow?
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Okay. I'll give it another go.
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Q: Why is Gandalf the Grey grey?
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Because he washed his black clothes with too much bleach.
Why is the Balrog hot?
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Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...)
A: Because of all the black smoke and ash The Eye has irritated eye. Q: What really are the Mearas?
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Q: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams?
A: You don't want to know, but think of the old-fashioned method of producing countertenor voices. (The Italians called those singers castrati...) Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party?
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Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party?
A: Foot hair clippings....in every last one of them. Q:why do all the men have long hair?
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Q:why do all the men have long hair?
A: Because they're jealous of the girls getting all the attention. Q: Why does Aragorn never bathe?
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Sure! Go for it ladies and gents
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Q: How much would Pippin have to eat to explode?
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A:Pippin's stomach is a bottomless pit,so obviously he wouldnt explode.
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Q:Why are hobbits so short?
A: They aren't short....they're vertically challenged. Q: Why did Saruman switch sides?
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Q: Who was prettier Legolas or Arwen?
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A: Legolas.
Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole?
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Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?
A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion. EDIT: Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole? A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet. ______________ Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?
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Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?
A Because a glowing red nose had been registered as a trademark by Rudolph T. Reindeer. Q Why are Nazgul hydrophobic?
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Q: Why are Nazgul hydrophobic?
A: They were bitten by a rabid warg. Q: Why was Quickbeam so hasty!
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Q: Who is Eru?
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Q: Who is Eru?
A: No one, the name is a shortening of the popular cry "'Ere, you!" Q: How old is Gandalf?
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Q: How old is Gandalf?
A: Not as old as Saruman. Q: How did the good guys win the battle of the Pellenor Fields in spite of being vastly outnumbered?
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Q: Why did the Sacksville-Baggins hate Bilbo so much?
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Q: Why is Wormtongue named so?
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Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn?
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Q: Did Balrogs ever get heartburn?
A: No, they always took their Tums. ______________________________ Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?
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Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?
A: Because they don't make hula skirts in his size. Q: How come Radagast was called Radagast the Brown and not Radagast the Maroon?
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Q: Why is Denethor so grumpy?
A: Because Valium hasn't been invented then yet. ______________________________ Q: Where do Dwarves go when they die?
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A: The halls of Aule so they can bug him and Yavanna to death. Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden?
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Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden?
A: Because Saruman wanted Theoden's horde of Raisin Bran. ___________________________________________ Q: Why did Galadriel ever marry Celeborn?
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