What happened after Gollum and the Ring fell??? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Arestelwen · 02-01-2003, 02:06 PM

That't a question that has been anoying me for a while.......
What happened with Gollum and the Ring after they fell in Mount Doom?????

dragoneyes · 02-01-2003, 02:08 PM

They melted/were burnt to a crisp in the lava.

Arestelwen · 02-01-2003, 02:20 PM

good to see you dragoneyes, but didn't mean such a technical answer.

A little more imagination maybe??????

Morai · 02-01-2003, 02:28 PM

For some odd reason, Eru decided to put Gollum's soul into the body of my cat Snowflake. Of course since the ring was destroyed, I became the "preciousssss"

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-01-2003, 02:44 PM

Gollum finnaly realised that his goal in life was to quit his high ranked, job, which he was sick of, bribe his new boss, and work in a fast food resturant, whilst having extraordinalry strange fantasies about his daugters best friend, olny to be end up being blown up by somone or another. (It's a toss-up between his homophobic next door neighbour and his crazy, voluptious wife.) No where did I get that idea from...

[ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: Inderjit Sanghera ]

Helkahothion · 02-01-2003, 03:06 PM

good one,

Gollum did not burn. He just tossed another ring into the Moutain and let Sauron think that it was the real ring. Sauron's empire collapsed and Gollum is now in the misty Mountains. IN the 6th age he will come back as the new Dark Lord and take over Middle Earth.

Greeitngs,

Anuion

P.S. I know it issn't possible.
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Meela · 02-01-2003, 03:46 PM

he set up a Mt. Doom tourists' centre

LePetitChoux · 02-01-2003, 04:05 PM

Gollum lost all his memory and this is what went through his head:
Ah...! What'ssss happening?
Er, excuse usss, who are we?
Hello?
Why are we here? What'ssss our purpose in life?
What do we mean who are we ?
Calm down, get a grip now... Oh! Thisss isss an interesting sensation, what issss it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in our...our...well we suppose we'd better start finding names for things if we want to make any headway in what for the sake of what we shall call an argument we shall call the crater, so lets call it our stomach.
Good. Oooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what about this whistling roaring sound what We're suddenly going to call our head? Perhaps we shall call that...wind! Is that a good name? It'll do... perhaps we can find a better name for it when we find out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Now - have we built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, we're quite dizzy with anticipation...
Or is it the wind?
There really is a lot of that now, isn't there?
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards usss very fast? Very very fast. So big and red and hot, it needs a big wide sounding name like la...lav...lava! That's it! That's a good name - lava!
I wonder if it will be friends with uss?
And the rest, after a sudden loud hiss ,was silence.

The only thing going through the ring's mind was:
Oh no, not again.

[ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ]

Lindril Arvilya · 02-01-2003, 09:18 PM

That was brilliant.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-01-2003, 11:26 PM

Excellent. Simply excellent.

Lindril Arvilya · 02-03-2003, 07:05 PM

Vacation in Hawaii. He'd need to recover.

Pookabunny · 02-03-2003, 08:13 PM

Gollum and the T-1000 opened up a Steak and Chops house in their eternal grill-room. Ahh, nothin' like a grilled porterhouse with a side of ring-inscripted onions! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Arestelwen · 02-03-2003, 08:20 PM

LePetitChoux, that was great!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL

Arestelwen · 02-03-2003, 09:04 PM

LOL, pookabunny.
---
Sorry, I hadn't seen you when I posted

Manardariel · 02-04-2003, 01:52 PM

God, you guys are so...creative!! And dead funny, specially LePetitChoux... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 02-05-2003, 03:13 AM

LOL lepetit,

loved that one.

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Vaporizers

LePetitChoux · 02-05-2003, 01:52 PM

Thank you, thank you. You're embarrassing me now...

Arestelwen · 02-05-2003, 09:13 PM

It just ocurred to me that maybe Frodo and Sam didn't arrive at mount doom...... maybe thay arrived at an unactive volcano (wrong spelling??)

.......
"yesssss, we've got our presssciooussssssss.
we lovesssssssss it, yesssss we do presssssssscioussssss!!!!!!
now presssssssciousssssssss...... to hawai!!!!!!!!

-----------

lepetitchoux, you deserve the honours

purplefluffychainsaw · 02-10-2003, 07:43 AM

I can tell you what happened afterwards... This!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

02-01-2003, 02:06 PM	#1
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	What happened after Gollum and the Ring fell??? That't a question that has been anoying me for a while....... What happened with Gollum and the Ring after they fell in Mount Doom????? __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

02-01-2003, 02:08 PM	#2
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	They melted/were burnt to a crisp in the lava. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-01-2003, 02:20 PM	#3
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	good to see you dragoneyes, but didn't mean such a technical answer. A little more imagination maybe?????? __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

02-01-2003, 02:28 PM	#4
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	For some odd reason, Eru decided to put Gollum's soul into the body of my cat Snowflake. Of course since the ring was destroyed, I became the "preciousssss" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

02-01-2003, 02:44 PM	#5
Inderjit Sanghera Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 716	Gollum finnaly realised that his goal in life was to quit his high ranked, job, which he was sick of, bribe his new boss, and work in a fast food resturant, whilst having extraordinalry strange fantasies about his daugters best friend, olny to be end up being blown up by somone or another. (It's a toss-up between his homophobic next door neighbour and his crazy, voluptious wife.) No where did I get that idea from... [ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: Inderjit Sanghera ] __________________ “If I’m more of an influence on your son as a rapper then you are as a father then you've got to look at yourself as a parent” ~>Ice Cube. "Life is so beautiful"->Don Vito Corleone

02-01-2003, 03:06 PM	#6
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	good one, Gollum did not burn. He just tossed another ring into the Moutain and let Sauron think that it was the real ring. Sauron's empire collapsed and Gollum is now in the misty Mountains. IN the 6th age he will come back as the new Dark Lord and take over Middle Earth. Greeitngs, Anuion P.S. I know it issn't possible. ________ BMW R26 Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 03:11 AM.

02-01-2003, 03:46 PM	#7
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	he set up a Mt. Doom tourists' centre __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-01-2003, 04:05 PM	#8
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Gollum lost all his memory and this is what went through his head: Ah...! What'ssss happening? Er, excuse usss, who are we? Hello? Why are we here? What'ssss our purpose in life? What do we mean who are we ? Calm down, get a grip now... Oh! Thisss isss an interesting sensation, what issss it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in our...our...well we suppose we'd better start finding names for things if we want to make any headway in what for the sake of what we shall call an argument we shall call the crater, so lets call it our stomach. Good. Oooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what about this whistling roaring sound what We're suddenly going to call our head? Perhaps we shall call that...wind! Is that a good name? It'll do... perhaps we can find a better name for it when we find out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Now - have we built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, we're quite dizzy with anticipation... Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now, isn't there? And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards usss very fast? Very very fast. So big and red and hot, it needs a big wide sounding name like la...lav...lava! That's it! That's a good name - lava! I wonder if it will be friends with uss? And the rest, after a sudden loud hiss ,was silence. The only thing going through the ring's mind was: Oh no, not again. [ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

02-01-2003, 09:18 PM	#9
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	That was brilliant. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

02-01-2003, 11:26 PM	#10
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Excellent. Simply excellent. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-03-2003, 07:05 PM	#11
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Vacation in Hawaii. He'd need to recover. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

02-03-2003, 08:13 PM	#12
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Gollum and the T-1000 opened up a Steak and Chops house in their eternal grill-room. Ahh, nothin' like a grilled porterhouse with a side of ring-inscripted onions! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

02-03-2003, 08:20 PM	#13
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	LePetitChoux, that was great!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

02-03-2003, 09:04 PM	#14
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	LOL, pookabunny. --- Sorry, I hadn't seen you when I posted __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

02-04-2003, 01:52 PM	#15
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	God, you guys are so...creative!! And dead funny, specially LePetitChoux... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

02-05-2003, 03:13 AM	#16
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	LOL lepetit, loved that one. Greetings, Anuion ________ Vaporizers Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 03:11 AM.

02-05-2003, 01:52 PM	#17
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Thank you, thank you. You're embarrassing me now... __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

02-05-2003, 09:13 PM	#18
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	It just ocurred to me that maybe Frodo and Sam didn't arrive at mount doom...... maybe thay arrived at an unactive volcano (wrong spelling??) ....... "yesssss, we've got our presssciooussssssss. we lovesssssssss it, yesssss we do presssssssscioussssss!!!!!! now presssssssciousssssssss...... to hawai!!!!!!!! ----------- lepetitchoux, you deserve the honours __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

02-10-2003, 07:43 AM	#19
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	I can tell you what happened afterwards... This!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM