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01-27-2005, 06:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Gandalf picture: His Mother warned him his face would freeze that way.
Frodo and Sam- Frodo: Sam I think we've taken a wrong turn. Sam: Why do you say that Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Because I think we're in an Oliphaunts litter box.
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01-27-2005, 06:56 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Must be that turn they took at Inter-Dimension 45.
Frodo: Are you sure we're still in Middle-earth?
Sam: Why do you ask? Frodo: That's the Space Mountain.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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01-27-2005, 07:46 PM
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Illusionary Holbytla
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,547
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Anyone fan of the movie "Homeward Bound?"
Frodo: Sam... this isn't the Shire.
Sam: I could have been sure that it was just over that hill... |
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01-27-2005, 09:53 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
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Frodo: "Sam, what is that place?"
Sam: "That's Osgiliath, sir." Frodo: "But we aren't supposed to be here. Smeagol was supposed to take us to the Crossroads." Sam: "I don't think anything's the way it's supposed to be anymore, Mr. Frodo." Faramir (offscreen): "Keep those halflings moving. They must be brought to my father." Sam: "As I was saying..."
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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01-27-2005, 11:57 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,997
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Frodo: "You know, Sam, after walking this far, that General Lee muscle car from Dukes of Hazzard is looking pretty good."
Sam: "You don't suppose moonshine would be easier to carry than this ring, do you?" Frodo: "I don't know. But after that spider, Boss Hogg looks like Tinkerbell."
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01-28-2005, 01:31 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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You LOST it?!?!
Frodo: I know it's here . . . somewhere . . .
Sam: Mr. Frodo, we can't complete Lord of the Rings without the Ring. Now, where did you drop it?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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01-28-2005, 02:58 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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...And now we take a pause with our hero's...
*Sam taking that dime-store philosophy to heart, " I never really knew life could mean this much..."
*Frodo in his usual, all the time, you can count on me to be original, " Sauron has a door?!" ~ A boring non-sensitive ka~
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01-28-2005, 03:00 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Frodo and Sam in a tense moment after arguing over who forgot to pack the clean underpants.
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Gordon's alive!
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01-28-2005, 09:15 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Soft as butter they can be, and well-versed in square roots...
Fro: But Sam, taking velocity into effect, you can't possibly think that mass=jump distance, because there simply isn't enough time for it.
Sam: Ah, but I have taken velocity into effect. If you read my essay in the Hobbiton Science Weekly on the subject...oh no! Here comes Gandalf! Fro: OH SAM! It's so heavy! I can't do this Sam! OH SAM, shall I ever look into that valley again...oh good, he's gone. As I was saying, I have read your essay, and I found one or two points that I found were lacking in a few pertinent areas...
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01-28-2005, 12:10 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Following on from Esgallhugwen's Oliphaunt litter box idea ...
As they passed a particularly large Oliphaunt dropping, Frodo discovered that the bigger and bluer one's eyes the more they water.
or Sam: Well it may well be good for the garden but I ain't shovelling it, if you take my meaning Mr Frodo.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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01-28-2005, 12:37 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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for documentary sharks
Frodo: "Dude....Sam...remember when your scale double kicked your [butt] in chess? Dude...that was awesome..."
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01-28-2005, 04:57 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Quote:
Hobbits: What? No, no, no, you've gotten it backwards you silly girls, switch places. That's better. Let's try this again. Quote:
Frodo: *In a muscular pose* Thanks! I needed that. And all was right in the world.
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01-28-2005, 08:37 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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This is Alice Holly, posting for NF.
Sam: Well, that's sick, and no mistake.
Frodo: I should have never seen that. The Hobbits caught Faramir sticking his Boromir effigy full of arrows.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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01-29-2005, 11:56 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the guano bind them.
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Gordon's alive!
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01-29-2005, 03:57 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Quote:
i'm actually striving for that award...heh... Sam: i knew it.. Frodo:shut up... Sam:i knew this was for nothing Frodo: shut up!!! Sam: through thousands of bad guys, and deaths of our friends... Frodo: don't say it... Sam: now i know what you would do for a klondike bar...
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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01-29-2005, 10:05 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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scarred for life...
As the Super Bowl comes around again, it's time to revive the memories of last year's halftime show
 Frodo: "Oh Sam, that was the worst!" Sam: "Horrible. Just horrible." |
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01-30-2005, 03:00 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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As if they stand a chance
Frodo and Sam in a staring contest with Sauron's Eye. Yup, far out yonder.
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01-30-2005, 04:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Frodo: Sam, I think its time for a new picture.
 Saruman: GRIMA! NEVER WASH MY CLOTHES AGAIN!
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01-30-2005, 04:37 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Saruman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN PINK???
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01-30-2005, 09:37 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Staying with the theme ...
Wormtongue: But Master, I was only trying to please you. I thought that if I put your White Robes in the wash with the coloureds, they would come out Multi-coloured.
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01-30-2005, 10:57 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Still continuing
Saruman: Well never mind, once I've set fire to that pesky white wizard below he'll be Gandalf the Black and I'll still look better!
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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01-30-2005, 11:16 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Okay, troops. I know you hate pink. That's why you joined the Society for the Haters of the Color Pink. Well, troops, BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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01-30-2005, 11:58 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Saruman gets even after the Orcs spill his favorite Fuschia nail polish.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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01-30-2005, 12:26 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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A frightfully bitchy row breaks out during the Pride march .......
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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01-30-2005, 01:27 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Saruman finally snaps when he realises his new Woertalottatatt curtain pole was not packaged with the right number of screws: "I queued up for 17 hours just for this to happen?!"
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Gordon's alive!
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01-30-2005, 01:33 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Grima: Forgive me master...those were the only pajamas I could find in Theoden's wardrobe.
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01-30-2005, 01:36 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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And when I pull the lever, behold! I become over 12 feet tall.....uh, that's right - 12 feet tall! Well, that didn't work...
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01-30-2005, 01:41 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
Posts: 644
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Continuing the Evil Pinkness....
Saruman attacks the SCHP and the P.A.S.F.C.P., only proving their theories correct: pink is the color of evil!
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat. |
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01-30-2005, 01:51 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Saruman resorts to extreme measures when trying to open a can of corned beef: "Break, damn you, why won't you break like the Light?"
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Gordon's alive!
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01-30-2005, 01:58 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,519
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Saruman: Like pink isn't bad enough, you just had to get a fuzzy robe too!
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01-30-2005, 06:11 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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When bunny slippers attack: More at 11.
or... Unfortunately, overusing the Pokey Stick of Doom has some rather colorful side effects. "Not Pink! Anything but pink!" or... So, Sting glows blue when orcs are near...what does glowing pink mean?
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01-30-2005, 06:27 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In a desert.
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Saruman: My god! It's harder to wash the floor than I thought! That's a nasty piece of dirt!
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Death is as light as a feather, duty is as heavy as a mountain. |
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01-30-2005, 06:33 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Well, I listened to all my Pink Floyd albums. Next, Deep Purple!
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01-30-2005, 11:32 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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That's right! Blame it on the manservant!
Saruman: Gríma! Never open the door while I'm taking a bath!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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01-31-2005, 12:59 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Say hello to Saruman the White's mentally deranged identical twin, Saruman II the Pink.
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01-31-2005, 07:38 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Valentine Day is coming...
and Saruman is all dressed up for the occasion!
OR Saruman gets annoyed when he learns that he still isn't colourful enough to be a Disco DJ.
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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01-31-2005, 12:28 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"Gandalf may have the respect of his peers, but guess who's gonna walk away with the pole-vaulting trophy!"
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01-31-2005, 01:08 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
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Saruman: "I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman the Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!"
Gandalf: "I think your "many colours" got stuck on Pink.
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01-31-2005, 05:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Saruman: Now hand over my matching fluffy pink slippers and no body get the fire ball of toasty doom.
Back to the Sam and Frodo pic- Frodo: What does that sign say Sam? Sam: It says to duck Mr. Frodo Frodo: Duck? What are we supposed to duck? Sam: I believe that giant pooper scooper that's coming straight for us.
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01-31-2005, 06:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Saruman: Ha! Top that sauron! Pink down to my name embroidered on the back! I'm soooo more evil than you!
Sauron: Crud... I guess you're right, But! Do YOU have a pink-tinted eye contact! Hmm?! Saruman: Drats! Foiled again! You found that on ebay... you cheater... Sauron: * Laughs... Counting his buyer points... ~ P.A.S.F.C.P. Ka~
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