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Evisse the Blue · 01-24-2005, 04:53 PM

Gandalf and Theoden pic:
Gandalf: You must choose, Theoden! There is no other way!
Theoden: But I cannot. This is one matter in which I cannot choose.
Gandalf: Even if I am your counsellor I am not fit to advise you in such a matter
Theoden: Oh, I cannot choose...Well, alright, pass me the blueberry one!

Elrond pic: Bloody hell! What are those little disgusting creatures doing? This is a serious council not a hobbit striptease party!

Oddwen · 01-24-2005, 04:56 PM

Eomer - that sounds like it belongs in the "LotR Soap Opera" thread...

~o~o~

This is Elrond when Celebrian revealed the nature of the "poisoned wound" inflicted upon her...

Nimrodel_9 · 01-24-2005, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Those extra few prunes at breakfast catch up with the Lord of Rivendell.

Uh oh!

Elrond takes a peep into his future.
Rondy: Now what will I look like in 10,000 years? Hmmm.... not bad. Let's try 12,000....

. NOOOOO!!!!

Esgallhugwen · 01-24-2005, 05:17 PM

The Council of Elrond watching a soap opera

Gandalf: It's true Theoden, I am your second cousin twice removed-
Pippin: Hey! That's my line
Elrond: Quiet you little whipper snapper or I'll sick my witch of a wife on you!
Celebrian: What was that!?
Elrond: Err, nothing my sweet lily dove *insert pic of Elrond here*
Celebrian: Save it, you sleep in the gazebo tonight

or

Elrond: Dear Eru that's how women give birth!?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-24-2005, 09:18 PM

Elrond (thinking): Oh, boy. I need to rethink my commitment to my brother's descendants.

The Elf-warrior · 01-24-2005, 10:00 PM

Elrond: "Eww! Gimli, do you have to dip your bread into the soup?"

Boromir"Please lay off of him, Master Elrond. That's nothing compared to what my father does. He eats cherry tomatoes and gets the juice on his chin."

Elrond: "And you say Gondor doesn't need king, aye?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2005, 03:59 PM

As the sun rode high over the trees, Elrond saw it was high time for a new picture;

Gandalf's reaction to what it was that Elrond saw in the last caption.

Nimrodel_9 · 01-25-2005, 05:04 PM

Gandalf likes cherry flavored suckers.

*lick*

Feanor of the Peredhil · 01-25-2005, 05:50 PM

You mean to tell me you want to take my stick?

Esgallhugwen · 01-25-2005, 07:12 PM

Thank you Hookbill I was about to get a pic of Gandalf with his staff, (though a slightly more action based one) for this particular caption I had in mind.

Gandalf: Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This is my boomstick!

*(God, I love that movie)*

elronds_daughter · 01-25-2005, 07:26 PM

A "Princess Bride" related caption, that is...

Frodo: See? I told you I'd be taking the Ring to Mordor!
Gandalf: Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.

Oddwen · 01-25-2005, 08:06 PM

Gandalf: I am a wizard! And yes, I do know karate!

Formendacil · 01-25-2005, 08:47 PM

Gandalf: "What do you mean Legolas has been chosen to represent the Elves? There are how many Elves in Rivendell, and you go pick him?"

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-25-2005, 09:15 PM

Gandalf: Take the Ring to Mordor? Are you Nuts??!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-25-2005, 10:48 PM

Gandalf: What do you mean my staff was Treebeard's nose?

THE Ka · 01-25-2005, 11:28 PM

Elrond: Anyway, as i was explaining - Whoa! Gandalf what happened to you! Ever heard of taking a bath?

Gandalf: Oh, come on! I'ts not that bad!

Elrond: Seriously! You stink so much even your aura is green!

*Gandalf looks around himself: What the? oh, I guess your right... What do you suggest? Soul foam Dial, or Purity by Dove?

Elrond: I don't know, try some of Legolas' stuff I guess...

( if you look, the lighting around Gandalf is tinted a yellowish-green...)

~I'm Clean, the Cleanest I've been ka~

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-26-2005, 06:12 AM

Gandalf to Boromir: Thats Disco? o_O

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-26-2005, 08:31 AM

Elrond: Arwen. . .your ears, they're. . .pointed!

Gandalf: It must be a mutant trait of some sort, lord Elrond. Have no fear, I am sure that her offspring will have nicely rounded ears like normal Elves.

Mithalwen · 01-26-2005, 11:39 AM

Gandalf gets kneecapped by a low flying hobbit...

(or for Eomer of Rohan's benefit

Gandalf had just been kicked 'in the Shire' by Bill the pony.........

Lalwendë · 01-26-2005, 12:24 PM

Gandalf: What do you mean? This twig is too big for a game of Pooh Sticks? Well we are playing it on the Anduin after all, aren't we?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-26-2005, 01:13 PM

I do remember that Mithalwen.

So, to carry on this chain of disturbing and uncomfortable jokes, this is for the benefit of Nilpaurion Felagund:

Gandalf (staring at Eowyn): "Oh my! who is that delectable young thing?"

*I'm sorry, I'm so sorry to have started that*

Alternatively,

Gandalf (to Aragorn): "You mean we've just tramped 60 leagues in the wrong direction?"

The Only Real Estel · 01-26-2005, 02:40 PM

Ian: "You know Billy, when you're at Isengard with a mouth full of food, you need to be really careful with how you pronounce 'sitting' or else it could wind up sounding like--"

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-26-2005, 04:27 PM

Gandalf to Legolas: You mean you're a pacifist tree hugging hash eating hippie girl in disguise?

Or

Poking Saruman (to the right of the picture): Bloody hell that girl has a nice arse, look...

Meela · 01-26-2005, 04:48 PM

Legolas definitely looked hot, but Gandalf had his doubts about Elrond's ability to wear the sarong with any scrap of dignity.

Nimrodel_9 · 01-26-2005, 05:14 PM

Oh my gosh! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard!

Gandy: Inconceivable!!!
(Loves that movie!

)

Nimmy

SamwiseGamgee · 01-26-2005, 05:42 PM

Gandalf to Frodo: "You did what with my copy of Robson and Jerome's debut album?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-26-2005, 07:02 PM

Gandalf: You mean Storm is not in the Fellowship?

Evisse the Blue · 01-27-2005, 02:43 AM

Gandalf: The Chubchubs are coming??!

Whoever remembers that cute little animation movie?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-27-2005, 08:19 AM

*McKellen shows apprehension at the sight of moving trees, not realising that they're on his side this time*

Witch_Queen · 01-27-2005, 01:00 PM

I'm back!

Gandalf: Ouch!!! Blasted Hobbits! Frodo that hurt!

Frodo emerges out from beneath the cloak.

Frodo: Well sorry Gandalf but it was you that ordered the bikini wax. Now didn't I tell you it would hurt.

(I apologize if you take it the wrong way. SORRY!)

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-27-2005, 01:20 PM

Sam: This isn't Mordor! I KNEW we should have taken that left back at the falls of Rauros!

Or

They may have run out of lembas, water and hope, but Frodo had just spotted Gollum running towards them with a crate of Red Bull...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-27-2005, 01:25 PM

Frodo: is this a dagger I see before me?

OR

Frodo: Poor Gollum.

Sam: I'll record his last words, "That holes not so deep!"

Boromir88 · 01-27-2005, 01:56 PM

Frodo: See Sam, that there is where we must go.
(Sam watches a creature pop it's head out of the ground)
Frodo: That's where we have to go, but I'm scared.
(Sam sees another creature pop it's head out of the ground).
Frodo: Sam I'm scared.
Sam: Hey, Gimli said dwarves don't--
Frodo: Sam! I said I'm scared.
Sam: Huh...what wa that?
Frodo: You didn't hear a word I said did you?
Sam: How do they do that?
Frodo: SAM!

Mithalwen · 01-27-2005, 03:00 PM

Frodo began not to care that a "Duke of Edinburgh's Award" would look good on his CV.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-27-2005, 03:44 PM

Boromir had warned them of a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust, but Frodo and Sam were pretty certain that they were looking at a nudist beach.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-27-2005, 03:49 PM

Sam: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Frodo: Wrong movie Sam.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-27-2005, 03:56 PM

Mr Frodo, I just had a thought. Why do we say hamburgers when they're really beef? It's quite strange don't you think?

Not now Sam...

Lalwendë · 01-27-2005, 04:00 PM

Frodo and Sam searched ever more desperately for a hairdressing salon as they realised their hair was growing more mullet-like by the day.

Assasin · 01-27-2005, 04:30 PM

Frodo: Gosh, Sam! This staring out into space thing is really fun!
Sam: Huh?

Meela · 01-27-2005, 05:06 PM

The sarong may have been catching on in fashion circles throughout Middle-earth, but Frodo and Sam agreed that it shouldn't have happened in Mordor.

Or

Another two travellers' hopes are shattered after following a thousand leagues' worth of 'Gap of Rohan' signposts.

01-24-2005, 04:53 PM	#3841
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Gandalf and Theoden pic: Gandalf: You must choose, Theoden! There is no other way! Theoden: But I cannot. This is one matter in which I cannot choose. Gandalf: Even if I am your counsellor I am not fit to advise you in such a matter Theoden: Oh, I cannot choose...Well, alright, pass me the blueberry one! Elrond pic: Bloody hell! What are those little disgusting creatures doing? This is a serious council not a hobbit striptease party! __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

01-24-2005, 04:56 PM	#3842
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Eomer - that sounds like it belongs in the "LotR Soap Opera" thread... ~o~o~ This is Elrond when Celebrian revealed the nature of the "poisoned wound" inflicted upon her... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-24-2005, 05:17 PM	#3844
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	The Council of Elrond watching a soap opera Gandalf: It's true Theoden, I am your second cousin twice removed- Pippin: Hey! That's my line Elrond: Quiet you little whipper snapper or I'll sick my witch of a wife on you! Celebrian: What was that!? Elrond: Err, nothing my sweet lily dove insert pic of Elrond here Celebrian: Save it, you sleep in the gazebo tonight or Elrond: Dear Eru that's how women give birth!? __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" Last edited by Esgallhugwen; 01-24-2005 at 05:22 PM.

01-24-2005, 09:18 PM	#3845
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Elrond sees Gilraën's son for the first time. Elrond (thinking): Oh, boy. I need to rethink my commitment to my brother's descendants. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-24-2005, 10:00 PM	#3846
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elrond: "Eww! Gimli, do you have to dip your bread into the soup?" Boromir"Please lay off of him, Master Elrond. That's nothing compared to what my father does. He eats cherry tomatoes and gets the juice on his chin." Elrond: "And you say Gondor doesn't need king, aye?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-25-2005, 03:59 PM	#3847
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	New stuffings As the sun rode high over the trees, Elrond saw it was high time for a new picture; Gandalf's reaction to what it was that Elrond saw in the last caption. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2005, 05:04 PM	#3848
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Gandalf likes cherry flavored suckers. lick __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-25-2005, 05:50 PM	#3849
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	You mean to tell me you want to take my stick? __________________ peace

01-25-2005, 07:12 PM	#3850
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Thank you Hookbill I was about to get a pic of Gandalf with his staff, (though a slightly more action based one) for this particular caption I had in mind. Gandalf: Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This is my boomstick! (God, I love that movie) __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-25-2005, 07:26 PM	#3851
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Haha! I beat Oddwen to it! A "Princess Bride" related caption, that is... Frodo: See? I told you I'd be taking the Ring to Mordor! Gandalf: Yes, you're very smart. Shut up. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-25-2005, 08:06 PM	#3852
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gasp! And she did, too! Gandalf: I am a wizard! And yes, I do know karate! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-25-2005, 08:47 PM	#3853
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Gandalf: "What do you mean Legolas has been chosen to represent the Elves? There are how many Elves in Rivendell, and you go pick him?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-25-2005, 09:15 PM	#3854
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Multi-purpose caption ... Gandalf: Take the Ring to Mordor? Are you Nuts??!! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-25-2005, 10:48 PM	#3855
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Problem with Ents? Gandalf: What do you mean my staff was Treebeard's nose? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-25-2005, 11:28 PM	#3856
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Elrond: Anyway, as i was explaining - Whoa! Gandalf what happened to you! Ever heard of taking a bath? Gandalf: Oh, come on! I'ts not that bad! Elrond: Seriously! You stink so much even your aura is green! *Gandalf looks around himself: What the? oh, I guess your right... What do you suggest? Soul foam Dial, or Purity by Dove? Elrond: I don't know, try some of Legolas' stuff I guess... ( if you look, the lighting around Gandalf is tinted a yellowish-green...) ~I'm Clean, the Cleanest I've been ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-26-2005, 06:12 AM	#3857
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf to Boromir: *Thats* Disco? o_O __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-26-2005, 08:31 AM	#3858
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Elrond: Arwen. . .your ears, they're. . .pointed! Gandalf: It must be a mutant trait of some sort, lord Elrond. Have no fear, I am sure that her offspring will have nicely rounded ears like normal Elves.

01-26-2005, 11:39 AM	#3859
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Gandalf gets kneecapped by a low flying hobbit... (or for Eomer of Rohan's benefit Gandalf had just been kicked 'in the Shire' by Bill the pony......... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-26-2005, 12:24 PM	#3860
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: What do you mean? This twig is too big for a game of Pooh Sticks? Well we are playing it on the Anduin after all, aren't we? __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-26-2005, 01:13 PM	#3861
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I do remember that Mithalwen. So, to carry on this chain of disturbing and uncomfortable jokes, this is for the benefit of Nilpaurion Felagund: Gandalf (staring at Eowyn): "Oh my! who is that delectable young thing?" I'm sorry, I'm so sorry to have started that Alternatively, Gandalf (to Aragorn): "You mean we've just tramped 60 leagues in the wrong direction?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-26-2005, 02:40 PM	#3862
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Ian: "You know Billy, when you're at Isengard with a mouth full of food, you need to be really careful with how you pronounce 'sitting' or else it could wind up sounding like--"

01-26-2005, 04:27 PM	#3863
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Gandalf to Legolas: You mean you're a pacifist tree hugging hash eating hippie girl in disguise? Or Poking Saruman (to the right of the picture): Bloody hell that girl has a nice arse, look...

01-26-2005, 04:48 PM	#3864
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Another recurring Council theme: Legolas definitely looked hot, but Gandalf had his doubts about Elrond's ability to wear the sarong with any scrap of dignity. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-26-2005, 05:14 PM	#3865
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Hahahahaahahahaha Oh my gosh! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard! Gandy: Inconceivable!!! (Loves that movie! ) Nimmy __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-26-2005, 05:42 PM	#3866
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gandalf to Frodo: "You did what with my copy of Robson and Jerome's debut album? __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

01-26-2005, 07:02 PM	#3867
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Wrong movie, Ian. Gandalf: You mean Storm is not in the Fellowship? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-27-2005, 02:43 AM	#3868
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Gandalf: The Chubchubs are coming??! Whoever remembers that cute little animation movie? __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

01-27-2005, 08:19 AM	#3869
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Wrong....play? McKellen shows apprehension at the sight of moving trees, not realising that they're on his side this time __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-27-2005, 01:00 PM	#3870
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	I'm back! Gandalf: Ouch!!! Blasted Hobbits! Frodo that hurt! Frodo emerges out from beneath the cloak. Frodo: Well sorry Gandalf but it was you that ordered the bikini wax. Now didn't I tell you it would hurt. (I apologize if you take it the wrong way. SORRY!) __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

01-27-2005, 01:20 PM	#3871
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Sam: This isn't Mordor! I KNEW we should have taken that left back at the falls of Rauros! Or They may have run out of lembas, water and hope, but Frodo had just spotted Gollum running towards them with a crate of Red Bull...

01-27-2005, 01:25 PM	#3872
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: is this a dagger I see before me? OR Frodo: Poor Gollum. Sam: I'll record his last words, "That holes not so deep!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-27-2005, 01:56 PM	#3873
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Frodo: See Sam, that there is where we must go. (Sam watches a creature pop it's head out of the ground) Frodo: That's where we have to go, but I'm scared. (Sam sees another creature pop it's head out of the ground). Frodo: Sam I'm scared. Sam: Hey, Gimli said dwarves don't-- Frodo: Sam! I said I'm scared. Sam: Huh...what wa that? Frodo: You didn't hear a word I said did you? Sam: How do they do that? Frodo: SAM!

01-27-2005, 03:00 PM	#3874
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Frodo began not to care that a "Duke of Edinburgh's Award" would look good on his CV. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-27-2005, 03:44 PM	#3875
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Boromir had warned them of a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust, but Frodo and Sam were pretty certain that they were looking at a nudist beach. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-27-2005, 03:49 PM	#3876
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Sam: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Frodo: Wrong movie Sam.