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01-21-2005, 12:17 PM | #3801 |
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Agent Smith was not happy with the 'New-look Agents' idea.
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01-21-2005, 01:50 PM | #3802 |
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Elrond heard "Tra-la-la-la-valley" one too many times!
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01-21-2005, 02:19 PM | #3803 |
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Here we go again...
It's that time again
Gandalf:...And the next thing you know Pippin tips a skeleton in the well awaking a balrog. Theoden: Fool of a took. Gandalf: That's what I told him. |
01-21-2005, 02:28 PM | #3804 |
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Gandalf: I told you before! 400,000 to 1 means the horse is probably NOT going to win!
Theoden: But "No legs" the horse sounded so promising!
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01-21-2005, 04:04 PM | #3805 |
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Gandalf: ...and then I told him that I wanted that particular muffin, but then he got all uptight and told me to shove that muffin into the nearest abyss...
Théoden: ...uhhhh....no more, please...
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01-21-2005, 04:19 PM | #3806 |
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Gandalf: So, let me see if I've got this right... the stirrup goes around the horse's middle, and the saddle is the piece that attaches the bridle to its... fetlocks?
Theoden: Will someone please bring Grima back now?!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
01-21-2005, 05:34 PM | #3807 |
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Gandalf seriously thinks about slapping Theoden again.
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01-21-2005, 05:38 PM | #3808 |
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As Gandalf launches into yet another opratic song, Theoden hopes to Eru that this one won't have anything to do with the Istari....
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01-21-2005, 06:00 PM | #3809 |
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Theoden: Is anyone else confused? Gandalf is saying that he is Saruman, as he should have been, which means that he's trying to overthrow me and conquer Rohan, and Grima is his servant, but at the same time his name is Gandalf, and he's thrown Grima out, but then again he's taken Grima's place and is now counselling me to lead a possibly suicidal attack on Saruman's (his?) armies. But on the OTHER hand....
****OR**** Theoden hears the joke about the elf, the man, and dwarf going into the bar one too many times...
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01-21-2005, 09:15 PM | #3810 |
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You can lead a horse to a fellowship, but not out of Rohan...
Gandalf: hey... Theoden...
Theoden: What now gandalf? Gandalf: thanks for the horse!!! Theoden: *thinks Thanks alot Shadowfax for bringing this brown noser back. Thanks alot... ~Ka~
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01-21-2005, 09:17 PM | #3811 |
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As Gandalf talks on and on, Theoden finally felt the effect of the wizard's crazy staff antics earlier.
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01-21-2005, 11:24 PM | #3812 |
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"One more time, Istari, and I'll . . . "
Gandalf: You must ride out and meet them.
Théoden: No, Gandalf. Pizza Hall delivers direct to Edoras.
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01-22-2005, 03:51 AM | #3813 |
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Gandalf: ...so I'm waiting there at the Caradhras stop for the next Eagle and he turns up and won't let me on. Says he can't give me change for a gold piece. Honestly, the state of the Public Eagle Service is appalling...
Theoden: For Eru's sake, Gandalf, we get this every time. Just take Shadowfax and I'll have him taxed and insured for you.
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01-22-2005, 07:59 AM | #3814 |
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"No, Gandalf, we're not having burritos and diet coke...I don't CARE, we're not aiming to be economical, we're remembering the dead...no you can't ring Pizza Express...I don't care if they've brought out a new 'double balrog delight low fat crust', we're having a proper meal..." ASOASF
Or Theoden resigned himself to listening to Gandalf reciting his new book, '101 ways to userp a steward.' |
01-22-2005, 10:18 AM | #3815 |
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Monty Python!
Theoden: whats he going to do? nibble our bums?
Gandalf: look at the bones! it got huge pointy teeth! Eomer(in distance): your a loony Gandalf: i'm warning you!
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01-22-2005, 10:20 AM | #3816 |
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The Council of Elrond...retold in full!
Gandalf: "So then I said, 'Boromir! Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?'! But then he said, 'I'm still not sure.', so I said..."
Theoden "*grumble*mumble* 3 hours and counting...*grumble*" |
01-22-2005, 10:23 AM | #3817 |
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Gandalf: "Why do they do that? Why do they go crazy over you one night, and then just don't call you back the next morning? What is that all about?
*...or if you don't imagine Gandalf as a bachelor...* Gandalf: "I know I sound repetitive but you just have to paint your front door again. It looks hideous!" Theoden (mumbling): "You're hideous...."
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01-22-2005, 10:54 AM | #3818 |
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following up on EomerOTR's post...
Gandalf: "So Theoden, what's your preference? Blonde, brunette, or redhead? You know that niece of your's isn't that bad..."
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01-22-2005, 11:43 AM | #3819 |
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Gandalf: "...and just lookie at this one, Theoden...just look at it. This blister is about to pop...got it hangin on tight to Shadowfax's mane...didn't want to fall off somewhere in the Rohan wilderness, ya know...be left wandering by myself out there...waiting for Shadowfax to hear my whistle...and you know, you just can't expect those companions I rode in with to cover your back all the time...they got important things to be doing too, ya know...do you think that the Rohirrim Bulla Rub will work as well on hands as it does on the ole bum-cheeks? Man, that burning stopped right away after I used it...I never knew anything could work that fast...Theoden...uh, Theoden?
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01-22-2005, 01:23 PM | #3820 |
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Gandalf: "Go ride out and meet them."
Theoden: (Sighs.) "Are you nuts? This is not a rabble of mindless orcs. These are fighting Uruk-Hai and they outnumber us 10 to 1."
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01-22-2005, 03:57 PM | #3821 |
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Gandalf: "Oh my Theoden, just think what I was like at college. To think I get laden with responsibility these days as well!
Theoden (mumbling): "Oh God, the college stories again..."
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01-22-2005, 04:06 PM | #3822 |
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Hama: The paparazzi would like to have another word with you King Theoden.
Theoden: :sighs, bows head: Not again. Tell them to go away. Gandalf: The Enemy is on your doorstep. Where is Rohan's security? |
01-22-2005, 04:22 PM | #3823 |
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Elrond was regretting seeing exactly how there was life in Aragorn and Arwen's future... |
01-22-2005, 04:27 PM | #3824 |
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This is the look on Elrond's face, as he looks at the previous picture of himself.
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01-22-2005, 04:42 PM | #3825 |
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Confusion at the Council
Elrond: "Dear Lord, what is that hideous creature?"
Gandalf: "Uh, Elrond? That's Frodo the Halfling, you know, the Ringbearer?" Elrond: "Oh, uh, yes. Of course..."
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01-22-2005, 06:45 PM | #3826 |
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Elrond: Take the Ring to Mordor? Are you Nuts??!!
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01-22-2005, 06:51 PM | #3827 |
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Those extra few prunes at breakfast catch up with the Lord of Rivendell.
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01-23-2005, 03:25 AM | #3828 |
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Yet again...
Elrond saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked.
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01-23-2005, 07:32 AM | #3829 |
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Elrond's reaction as Boromir presents a sampling of the disco dance craze that is currently sweeping the Gondorian gentry.
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01-23-2005, 11:27 AM | #3830 |
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Elrond wouldn't have minded Legolas using the Council as an occasion to model the latest fashion for sarongs... if he had remembered to put on the rest of his clothing as well.
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01-23-2005, 11:43 AM | #3831 |
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Gandy & Theoden
Gandalf "How many times have I told you not to mix the grape with the grain..." Theoden "Yeah I know... I know ..... but please can you magic up some Alka Seltzer?" Elrond 1, *Hears that B88 never liked him..* 2, *sees himself in the mirror having fallen victim to Trinny and Susannah *
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01-23-2005, 12:37 PM | #3832 |
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Elrond watches helplessly as Pippin scratches his Best of Wings CD.
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01-23-2005, 01:28 PM | #3833 |
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Elrond has bad flashbacks of being known as Mitzi Del Bra, living in a pink grayhound bus and dancing in a green flaminco dress... That everyone said wasn't his colour...
Elrond's 'lost in desert' dress... ~Ka
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01-23-2005, 01:34 PM | #3834 |
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More "Princess Bride."
Elrond: Good god, who is that witch?
Celebrian: I'm not a witch. I'm your wife! |
01-23-2005, 01:50 PM | #3835 |
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Uh-oh...b88's given me an idea...
Celebrian*chasing Elrond around*: Azh nagh Dûrbatuluk! Azh nagh...
Elrond: Not listening, not listening! Gandalf: But this is the One Ring from the poem. If it's destroyed, Sauron will suffer. Elrond: Wait, wait, if I heal the halfling, Sauron suffers? Gandalf: Humiliations galore. Elrond: That is a noble cause. ...such a great movie.
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01-23-2005, 03:47 PM | #3836 |
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Elrond reflected sadly on just how poor a cook Arwen was, as the lumps in the custard he was chewing became embedded in his dentures.
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Gordon's alive!
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01-23-2005, 04:30 PM | #3837 |
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Elrond walks in on his father- and mother-in-law during a moment of marital tension....
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01-23-2005, 07:28 PM | #3838 |
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Elrond: For the love of Pete, Pippin! Don't open your mouth after all that ale! It's enough to change the moisture content in the air!
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01-23-2005, 10:17 PM | #3839 |
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Family secrets.
Elrond was in shock when he found out that his father was Maglor.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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01-24-2005, 03:36 PM | #3840 |
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In true dramatic style, and also seriously disrupting the Council of Elrond, Elros reveals that he has come back to life.
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