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Gil-Galad · 08-14-2006, 08:24 PM

Fortuantely Ungoliant doesn't do drugs and is a strong supported of the anti-drug movement

(you do realize we turned from ungoliant into shelob)

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-15-2006, 10:44 AM

Unfortunately Shelob's strength and conditioning
coach (and we knows who that is, don't we
preciouss?) told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it.

Gil-Galad · 08-15-2006, 10:59 AM

Fortunately Shelob actually didn't exist in this story, we were orignally talking about Ungoliant and some people got confused, but now its all Ungoliant

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-15-2006, 11:02 AM

Oops!

Unfortunately Ungoliant's strength and conditioning
coach (Morgoth)
told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it.

Meneltarmacil · 08-16-2006, 08:24 PM

Fortunately, it had the reather unpleasant side effect of making her head explode.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-16-2006, 08:36 PM

Unfortunately, the confusing events in this story were actually the cause of DC totally murdering their continuity again, thus resulting in a marring of continuity so horrific that all of Middle-Earth had its continuity destroyed. In a second, all of the odd things building up over the weeks came together. The One Ring became a cheerio, Shelob was the same spider as Ungoliant, A million werewolf games sprang up in a day (it's usually a billion,) all the reps made to cry rivers actually turned into rivers, Anduril somehow became Elrond's sword, Huan turned out to be spanish, All the characters in the new survivor were actually poorly made clones created by EA, and people spent all their time being complete pricks and claiming that Eru didn't exist even when they had the worst arguements ever.

Finally, this post was so large that this thread got a clogged artery and had a heart attack.

Gil-Galad · 08-16-2006, 09:15 PM

Fortunately, this thread was a pheonix and afterits heart attack death, it began anew like this

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

The Elf-warrior · 08-16-2006, 09:16 PM

Unfortunately it began with a murder.

Gil-Galad · 08-16-2006, 09:18 PM

Fortunately, Gimli was a respected Cannibal and everyone understood his ways

The 1,000 Reader · 08-16-2006, 11:24 PM

Unfortunately, he didn't share.

Meneltarmacil · 08-17-2006, 08:47 AM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-17-2006, 08:58 AM

Unfortunately cannabalistic dwarves are also famously
noted for their appetites and Gimli ate Mount Zoom.

High King Fingolfin · 08-17-2006, 12:32 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom was instantly repaired by massive hordes of orcs.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-17-2006, 01:01 PM

Unfortunately, it Imploded Immediately afterwards.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-17-2006, 02:22 PM

Fortunately, the black hole it created caused a rip in the time space continuum and via a large number of incredibly improbable coincidences and random sciencey things, Mount Zoom was fully functional once again.

Glirdan · 08-17-2006, 02:24 PM

Unfortunately, it got zapped into an alternate universe where Man created buildings 50 storey's high and there was no such thing as Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Orcs, Urkhai, Wizards and Ents.

Gil-Galad · 08-17-2006, 06:17 PM

Fortunately that Alternate universe also had an Alternate-Unvierse Portal to bring Mount Zoom back

The 1,000 Reader · 08-17-2006, 11:55 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom never came back because it suddenly combusted. Later, it was learned that the higher powers of the world made this happen because Mount Zoom appeared far too much and had turned from something cool into a sell-out.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-18-2006, 08:10 AM

Fortunately Eru felt sorry for Mount Zoom and
rooted it on an island just offshore of Aman where
it became a popular casino gambling resort for
stay-at-home elvsees who wanted a cheap thrill
despite not having Noldor drive to see the wider world.

High King Fingolfin · 08-18-2006, 05:32 PM

Unfortunately, the gambling corrupted the elves and they all turned into orcs.

Meneltarmacil · 08-18-2006, 06:04 PM

Fortunately, they were good orcs.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-18-2006, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, that oxy-moron destroyed Middle-Earth again.

Gil-Galad · 08-18-2006, 06:52 PM

Fortunately, the Original OXyMoron(Perky) saved it on the brink of destruction

Meneltarmacil · 08-18-2006, 08:20 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman cut Perky down and made him into a table and a set of chairs.

Boromir88 · 08-19-2006, 01:01 AM

Fortunately the dinet set made of Perky wood, was exsquisite, one of a kind, so of course Eru put it up for auction on ebay.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-19-2006, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately, it was too expensive.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-20-2006, 06:03 AM

Fortunately, he forgot to put a reserve on it and someone bought it for a shilling.

High King Fingolfin · 08-20-2006, 07:18 PM

Unfortunately, this person was actually Sauron.

Meneltarmacil · 08-20-2006, 07:31 PM

Fortunately, Frodo and Sam managed to sneak into Mordor with the Ring while Sauron was occupied with buying the entish dining room set.

Boromir88 · 08-21-2006, 05:50 AM

Unfortunately, it really wasn't Mordor, the Hobbits were walking in front of a giant Green Screen.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-21-2006, 06:16 AM

Fortunately, the giant Green Screen could fly and carried Sam and Frodo into Mordor.

08-21-2006, 07:50 AM

Unfortunately; it broke on the way and they fell in front of the armies of Mordor.

Boromir88 · 08-21-2006, 08:00 AM

Fortunately, they didn't know the dire importance of capturing these two hobbits for their master...so the Mordor army fixed the flying Green Screen and sent Frodo and Sam back on their way.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-21-2006, 11:14 AM

Unfortunately Frodo gave the Ring to the orc army in payment
for fixing the Green Screen.

Gil-Galad · 08-21-2006, 11:34 AM

Fortunately, The Orc army gave the ring to a cave-troll in payment for that weed problem, while the troll gave the ring to the eagle in payment of taking the troll's mutant-dog for a walk, and the eagle gave the ring to Johnny the Stinky Balrog™ in payment for staying away from their eeries

High King Fingolfin · 08-23-2006, 11:27 AM

Unfortunately, Johnny swore permanent allegiance to Sauron.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-23-2006, 11:44 AM

Fortunately, Sauron burnt the contract when he looked too closely at it.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-23-2006, 12:16 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman had a notarized agreement, signed by
Johnny, that he had second call on any Ring of Power Johnny got
if anyone else botched an opportunity to obtain it.

Gil-Galad · 08-23-2006, 12:58 PM

Fortuantley Saruman is just a jerk and nobody really likes him so they never listen to what he says

Eonwe · 08-23-2006, 01:22 PM

Unfortunately, this had a long history. Saruman final broke under the pressure and vowed to 'destroy all of Middle Earth' until he was taken seriously. Put that one in the papers!

08-14-2006, 08:24 PM	#3681
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortuantely Ungoliant doesn't do drugs and is a strong supported of the anti-drug movement (you do realize we turned from ungoliant into shelob) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-15-2006, 10:44 AM	#3682
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Shelob's strength and conditioning coach (and we knows who that is, don't we preciouss?) told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-15-2006, 10:59 AM	#3683
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Shelob actually didn't exist in this story, we were orignally talking about Ungoliant and some people got confused, but now its all Ungoliant __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-15-2006, 11:02 AM	#3684
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Oops! Unfortunately Ungoliant's strength and conditioning coach (Morgoth) told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-16-2006, 08:24 PM	#3685
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it had the reather unpleasant side effect of making her head explode. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-16-2006, 08:36 PM	#3686
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the confusing events in this story were actually the cause of DC totally murdering their continuity again, thus resulting in a marring of continuity so horrific that all of Middle-Earth had its continuity destroyed. In a second, all of the odd things building up over the weeks came together. The One Ring became a cheerio, Shelob was the same spider as Ungoliant, A million werewolf games sprang up in a day (it's usually a billion,) all the reps made to cry rivers actually turned into rivers, Anduril somehow became Elrond's sword, Huan turned out to be spanish, All the characters in the new survivor were actually poorly made clones created by EA, and people spent all their time being complete pricks and claiming that Eru didn't exist even when they had the worst arguements ever. Finally, this post was so large that this thread got a clogged artery and had a heart attack. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-16-2006, 09:15 PM	#3687
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, this thread was a pheonix and afterits heart attack death, it began anew like this Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-16-2006, 09:16 PM	#3688
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately it began with a murder. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-16-2006, 09:18 PM	#3689
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Gimli was a respected Cannibal and everyone understood his ways __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-16-2006, 11:24 PM	#3690
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he didn't share. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-17-2006, 08:47 AM	#3691
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-17-2006, 08:58 AM	#3692
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately cannabalistic dwarves are also famously noted for their appetites and Gimli ate Mount Zoom. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-17-2006, 12:32 PM	#3693
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Mount Zoom was instantly repaired by massive hordes of orcs. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-17-2006, 02:22 PM	#3695
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the black hole it created caused a rip in the time space continuum and via a large number of incredibly improbable coincidences and random sciencey things, Mount Zoom was fully functional once again. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-17-2006, 02:24 PM	#3696
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it got zapped into an alternate universe where Man created buildings 50 storey's high and there was no such thing as Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Orcs, Urkhai, Wizards and Ents. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-17-2006, 06:17 PM	#3697
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately that Alternate universe also had an Alternate-Unvierse Portal to bring Mount Zoom back __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-17-2006, 11:55 PM	#3698
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom never came back because it suddenly combusted. Later, it was learned that the higher powers of the world made this happen because Mount Zoom appeared far too much and had turned from something cool into a sell-out. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-18-2006, 08:10 AM	#3699
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Eru felt sorry for Mount Zoom and rooted it on an island just offshore of Aman where it became a popular casino gambling resort for stay-at-home elvsees who wanted a cheap thrill despite not having Noldor drive to see the wider world. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-18-2006, 05:32 PM	#3700
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the gambling corrupted the elves and they all turned into orcs. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-18-2006, 06:04 PM	#3701
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they were good orcs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-18-2006, 06:30 PM	#3702
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, that oxy-moron destroyed Middle-Earth again. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-18-2006, 06:52 PM	#3703
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the Original OXyMoron(Perky) saved it on the brink of destruction __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-18-2006, 08:20 PM	#3704
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	I assume you're talking about The Perky Ent. Unfortunately, Saruman cut Perky down and made him into a table and a set of chairs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-19-2006, 01:01 AM	#3705
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately the dinet set made of Perky wood, was exsquisite, one of a kind, so of course Eru put it up for auction on ebay. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-19-2006, 03:08 PM	#3706
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, it was too expensive. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-20-2006, 06:03 AM	#3707
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he forgot to put a reserve on it and someone bought it for a shilling. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-20-2006, 07:18 PM	#3708
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, this person was actually Sauron. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-20-2006, 07:31 PM	#3709
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Frodo and Sam managed to sneak into Mordor with the Ring while Sauron was occupied with buying the entish dining room set. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-21-2006, 05:50 AM	#3710
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately, it really wasn't Mordor, the Hobbits were walking in front of a giant Green Screen. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-21-2006, 07:50 AM	#3712
TomTheBomb Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunately; it broke on the way and they fell in front of the armies of Mordor.

08-21-2006, 08:00 AM	#3713
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, they didn't know the dire importance of capturing these two hobbits for their master...so the Mordor army fixed the flying Green Screen and sent Frodo and Sam back on their way. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-21-2006, 11:14 AM	#3714
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Frodo gave the Ring to the orc army in payment for fixing the Green Screen. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-21-2006, 11:34 AM	#3715
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, The Orc army gave the ring to a cave-troll in payment for that weed problem, while the troll gave the ring to the eagle in payment of taking the troll's mutant-dog for a walk, and the eagle gave the ring to Johnny the Stinky Balrog™ in payment for staying away from their eeries __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-23-2006, 11:27 AM	#3716
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Johnny swore permanent allegiance to Sauron. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-23-2006, 11:44 AM	#3717
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Sauron burnt the contract when he looked too closely at it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...