Duel of Doom! - Page 9 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gurthang · 07-12-2006, 03:14 PM

Gandalf: I am Ungoliant who eats all the gravy... and is still hungry.

Kuruharan · 07-12-2006, 04:22 PM

Saruman: I am a gigantic can of RAID.

mark12_30 · 07-12-2006, 07:28 PM

Gandalf: I am the faulty valve on the can of RAID.

Kuruharan · 07-12-2006, 08:03 PM

Saruman: I am the fact that a faulty valve may not really be a problem when it comes to getting the RAID out of the can. *boom*

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-13-2006, 03:33 AM

Gandalf: I am the police who say this thread has had too many explosions.

Glirdan · 07-13-2006, 06:24 AM

Saruman: I am the lawyer who argues that this thread is supposed to have explosions.

mark12_30 · 07-13-2006, 08:22 AM

Gandalf: I am the ocean that drowned the lawyer.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-13-2006, 08:40 AM

Saruman: I am the well that traps the water.

Diamond18 · 07-13-2006, 02:32 PM

Gandalf: I am the drought which causes the well to run dry and famine to strike the land.

Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, honey?
Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, my babe?
Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry,
Sit on the bank and cry, cry, cry,
Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, babe?

*cough*

mark12_30 · 07-13-2006, 03:06 PM

Saruman: I am the lone cloud the size of a hand on the horizon.

The Elf-warrior · 07-13-2006, 08:59 PM

Gandalf: I am the wind that tears the cloud into oblivion!

Alcarillo · 07-13-2006, 11:49 PM

Saruman: I am the conveniently placed warm front that prevents the wind from forming!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2006, 03:33 AM

Gandalf: I am the cold back that cancels out the warm front.

The Elf-warrior · 07-14-2006, 10:43 AM

Saruman: I am the stove fire that drives you out into the cold!

Oddwen · 07-14-2006, 05:18 PM

Gandalf: I am a bucket of water, that quenches the fire in the stove.

The Only Real Estel · 07-14-2006, 05:24 PM

Saruman: "I am all this damned humidity, that dried up the water in your bucket."

The Elf-warrior · 07-14-2006, 07:08 PM

Gandalf: I am the nearby spring that fills the bucket!

Glirdan · 07-14-2006, 08:05 PM

Saruman: I am said bucket which has a giant hole in it and therefor leaked all over the place.

The Elf-warrior · 07-14-2006, 08:49 PM

Gandalf: I am the Patches the dog, who drank the water!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-15-2006, 12:57 AM

Saruman: I am the wizard who magic’s the dog away and then laughs!

Glirdan · 07-15-2006, 07:53 AM

Gandalf: I am the white wizard who breaks your staff and therefor can't magic away the dog.

The Elf-warrior · 07-15-2006, 09:04 AM

Saruman: I am the Blue Wizards who repair my staff!

The Only Real Estel · 07-15-2006, 11:33 AM

Gandalf: "I am the purist, who points out that the Blue Wizards weren't around to repair any staffs."

The Elf-warrior · 07-15-2006, 01:59 PM

Saruman: I'm a purist eating Orc!

mark12_30 · 07-15-2006, 08:50 PM

Gandalf: .....eew. **cough** I am an orc-eating dragon. Ketchup, please, and lots of it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2006, 01:19 AM

Saruman: I am the diet that prevents the Dragon from eating.

Glirdan · 07-16-2006, 07:37 AM

Gandalf: I an the burger that entices the Dragon to quit his diet.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2006, 08:17 AM

Saruman: I am the fat man who eats ALL the burgers.

Glirdan · 07-16-2006, 08:18 AM

Gandalf: I am the fat that the fat man intakes which makes him implode.

Alcarillo · 07-16-2006, 06:53 PM

Saruman: I am the liposuction the fat man decides to get beforehand.

Gurthang · 07-16-2006, 10:48 PM

Gandalf: I am a bumbling surgeon who doesn't know the difference between a liposuction and a C-section.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 04:02 AM

Saruman: I am the blind ignorance that makes him go on with it anyway and get it right.

Oddwen · 07-17-2006, 06:28 AM

Gandalf: I am the child that was delivered by liposuction.

Glirdan · 07-17-2006, 08:51 AM

Saruman: I am the child that was deformed because of the liposuction.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 08:54 AM

Gandalf: I am the law suet that follows, leaving the child with enough funds to pay for plastic surgery.

The Elf-warrior · 07-17-2006, 09:43 PM

Saruman: I am the studies that say meat fat is bad for you!

Gurthang · 07-18-2006, 11:03 AM

Gandalf: I am the large corporate meat producers that sue the people making the studies.
(Okay, seriously, there are way too many law suits in this thread.)

mark12_30 · 07-18-2006, 11:14 AM

Saruman: **sigh** I am, once again, the ocean that swallows all the laywers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-18-2006, 11:45 AM

Gandalf: I am the dam that blocks the water.

Eonwe · 07-18-2006, 02:12 PM

What DO I spy? A thread a cannot pass up!

SARUMAN: I am the ent that breaks yon dam to smithereens!

ps. I want to rep everyone that posted in this thread.

07-12-2006, 03:14 PM	#321
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am Ungoliant who eats all the gravy... and is still hungry. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-12-2006, 04:22 PM	#322
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Saruman: I am a gigantic can of RAID. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-12-2006, 07:28 PM	#323
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Gandalf: I am the faulty valve on the can of RAID. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-12-2006, 08:03 PM	#324
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Saruman: I am the fact that a faulty valve may not really be a problem when it comes to getting the RAID out of the can. boom __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-13-2006, 03:33 AM	#325
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the police who say this thread has had too many explosions. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-13-2006, 06:24 AM	#326
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the lawyer who argues that this thread is supposed to have explosions. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-13-2006, 08:22 AM	#327
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Gandalf: I am the ocean that drowned the lawyer. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-13-2006, 08:40 AM	#328
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the well that traps the water. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-13-2006, 02:32 PM	#329
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gandalf: I am the drought which causes the well to run dry and famine to strike the land. Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, honey? Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, my babe? Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, Sit on the bank and cry, cry, cry, Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, babe? cough __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

07-13-2006, 03:06 PM	#330
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Saruman: I am the lone cloud the size of a hand on the horizon. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-13-2006, 08:59 PM	#331
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the wind that tears the cloud into oblivion! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-13-2006, 11:49 PM	#332
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the conveniently placed warm front that prevents the wind from forming!

07-14-2006, 03:33 AM	#333
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the cold back that cancels out the warm front. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2006, 10:43 AM	#334
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the stove fire that drives you out into the cold! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-14-2006, 05:18 PM	#335
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am a bucket of water, that quenches the fire in the stove. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-14-2006, 05:24 PM	#336
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "I am all this damned humidity, that dried up the water in your bucket."

07-14-2006, 07:08 PM	#337
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the nearby spring that fills the bucket! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-14-2006, 08:05 PM	#338
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am said bucket which has a giant hole in it and therefor leaked all over the place. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-14-2006, 08:49 PM	#339
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the Patches the dog, who drank the water! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-15-2006, 12:57 AM	#340
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the wizard who magic’s the dog away and then laughs! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-15-2006, 07:53 AM	#341
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the white wizard who breaks your staff and therefor can't magic away the dog. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-15-2006, 09:04 AM	#342
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the Blue Wizards who repair my staff! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-15-2006, 11:33 AM	#343
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "I am the purist, who points out that the Blue Wizards weren't around to repair any staffs."

07-15-2006, 01:59 PM	#344
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I'm a purist eating Orc! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-15-2006, 08:50 PM	#345
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Gandalf: .....eew. cough I am an orc-eating dragon. Ketchup, please, and lots of it. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-16-2006, 01:19 AM	#346
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the diet that prevents the Dragon from eating. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-16-2006, 07:37 AM	#347
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I an the burger that entices the Dragon to quit his diet. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-16-2006, 08:17 AM	#348
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the fat man who eats ALL the burgers. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-16-2006, 08:18 AM	#349
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the fat that the fat man intakes which makes him implode. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-16-2006, 06:53 PM	#350
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the liposuction the fat man decides to get beforehand.

07-16-2006, 10:48 PM	#351
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am a bumbling surgeon who doesn't know the difference between a liposuction and a C-section. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-17-2006, 04:02 AM	#352
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the blind ignorance that makes him go on with it anyway and get it right. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2006, 06:28 AM	#353
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the child that was delivered by liposuction. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-17-2006, 08:51 AM	#354
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the child that was deformed because of the liposuction. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-17-2006, 08:54 AM	#355
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the law suet that follows, leaving the child with enough funds to pay for plastic surgery. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...