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10-23-2002, 05:10 PM | #321 |
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Merry: So wait, he's really in love with her?
Sam: Wait, I thought she was already married to that other guy. Frodo: No, she divorced him... Pippin: No, he left her! Strider: That's the LAST chick flick I rent for YOUR slumber party, Frodo!
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10-23-2002, 06:19 PM | #322 |
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Sam: "Where's Frodo?"
Merry: "I don't know, you're the one who is supposed to watch him." Pippin: "What are we looking at?" Sam: "I don't know." Merry: "Wait a minute! I knew that Black Rider was looking for something or someone!" A collective gasp. All: "It was looking for Frodo!" Pippin: "How could we have been so stupid???"
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10-25-2002, 06:14 PM | #323 |
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Merry: Did you see that flash?
Pippin: So, it's just the paparazzi (sp?). Merry: AAAAAHHHH! It's gonna be in the ME times! Sam: That's why I'M not under the covers.
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10-25-2002, 07:30 PM | #324 |
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LOL!!!!!!! I;m laughing so hard at these last four pictures' captions that I can't think of a decent answer to any of them. The Saruman one freaked me out [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Let me collect myself so I can think of a good caption...hehehe...
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10-25-2002, 11:46 PM | #325 |
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Pippin: "Why is Frodo dancing?"
Merry: "Well, apparently Strider wanted to see it since he didn't do it downstairs like in the book... the stupid fool just slipped and fell on the floor" Pippin (under his breath): "I swear, Elijah just falls down waaayyy too much, they've even added it to the drinking game." Sam: "Well, why is Strider making him wear his pants inside out? I don't remember that..." All: "Ug!" Then the Ringwraiths come in and start the hustle... PJ: "CUT!!! For crying out loud you guys!" |
10-26-2002, 03:22 PM | #326 |
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OK, it's been ages since anyone posted so I'll do another one [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDKDHkX*gMiq0pRQpu3XV10YLhhQFpKf9bL9GH15BQ99n39B glzlwW6mDv*qivOlkQrl1LNlMZ5SA7BPSbfHxmW7xEsbwUlgcR 4hnhfV8c/eomer-again.jpg[/img]
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10-26-2002, 03:41 PM | #327 |
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Is that a painting or a photo?
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10-26-2002, 04:09 PM | #328 |
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Gotta be a photo. You just can't get that kind of helmet hair in a painting. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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10-26-2002, 04:39 PM | #329 |
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A man a dwarve AND an elf....chasing hobbits!? OI!! I gotta lay off the ale.
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10-26-2002, 06:31 PM | #330 |
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But i thought Aragorn said if i messed up my hair the ladies would fall for me! He said it turned them on!!
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10-26-2002, 06:57 PM | #331 |
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Legolas: Oh, somebody's having a bad hair day, and it ain't me!!
Guy in the pic: Look here, elf, you better wipe that smirk off your face, or my sword will do it for ya!
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10-26-2002, 07:15 PM | #332 |
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Pip, next time we put the gasoline on the floor before we light a match. What do you say?
-------------------------------------------- Hee hee. Fried again [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
10-26-2002, 09:05 PM | #333 |
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OK,who's the wize guy that woke me up.
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10-27-2002, 01:22 AM | #334 |
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Eomer: Ahhh, those ladies think that Legolas is soooo hot... wait till they get a load of me!!!! *flicks hair over shoulder*
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10-27-2002, 01:59 AM | #335 |
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These are funny! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Saruman pic: It's Alive! It's Alive!! Eomer pic: What did you say my hair looks like? I knew I should have used a mirror! [ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]
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10-27-2002, 06:56 AM | #336 |
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Eomer: OK! Nobody, touches, the DO!
Heheheh, got a little Ace Ventura inspired there....
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10-27-2002, 10:15 AM | #337 |
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"Something is rotten in the state of Riddermark..."
Lame I know [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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10-27-2002, 12:21 PM | #338 |
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Why would it affect Orli or non-Orli fans in any way? It's not Orlando Bloom.
[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]
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10-27-2002, 12:29 PM | #339 |
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IN THE RIGHT CORNER, WE HAVE A HIGHLY COMBAT EXPERIENSED RANGER. IN THE LEFT CORNER, WE HAVE 3 YOUNG HOBBITS THAT DON'T KNOW A DAGGER FROM A BREADKNIFE.
Place your bets now. ________ Chrysler Akino History Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:48 AM. |
10-27-2002, 01:34 PM | #340 |
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[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]
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10-27-2002, 01:57 PM | #341 |
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And nobody paid any attention when Gimli was abducted by aliens.
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10-27-2002, 04:46 PM | #342 |
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Legolas: in soothing voice "Don't worry, little orc, I'm not going to shoot you...I'm just using my sight to get a better look at you. Mwahahahahaha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ."
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10-27-2002, 08:21 PM | #343 |
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Legolas: That's it, Peregrin. You've dropped your last skeleton down a well in a really scarey mine where everyone is dead & orcs are coming & for some reason it smells like burning... say your prayers, fool!!!!"
It's a joke.... don't get mad... I love Pippin [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Besides, the orcs will break in before Legolas can shoot him [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ] |
10-27-2002, 08:59 PM | #344 |
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I know it's really soon, but I found this picture and well, you know how it is [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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10-27-2002, 09:31 PM | #345 |
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Boromir laughed because little did he know that Merry and Pippin suspected him and were trying to push him off the cliff. If he had known, he would have loved Crebain dearly for the rest of his short life.
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10-27-2002, 09:34 PM | #346 |
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Tickle, tickle, tickle!!!
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10-28-2002, 03:08 AM | #347 |
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THE ATTACK OF THE PYGMÉS!!!
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10-28-2002, 04:07 AM | #348 |
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Ok, this is for the Legolas picture.
Legolas:Guys come here, if I look right into the arrow, yes. MY reflection! He looks up.Oo, a cave troll.
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10-28-2002, 05:46 AM | #349 |
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DADDY!!!!!!!
Legolas picture: Boiromir: Wow, my shield makes a great mirror! If I turn it this way...yuk! I look fat! Hm...Legolas! Come here and look at yourself in Boradriel's mirror! It shows things that are..heh,heh... OK, shoot me someone! That was ahem, BAD! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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10-28-2002, 09:47 AM | #350 |
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that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love it!!
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10-28-2002, 10:08 AM | #351 |
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OK, this is too soon too, but I'll do one now [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Can you believe thats....ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-28-2002, 02:48 PM | #352 |
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Legolas Picture; *Oh boy, any minute now theyre all gomna find out about my real skill in sroow shooting...erm, archery, yeah. Oh boy, that is that sharp end isnt it?*
Boromir: HAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAi! *Ninjas quite a pretty name for a hobbit...*
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10-28-2002, 03:27 PM | #353 | |
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Quote:
Next pic: That is NOT Aragorn...it's the "fake" Strider Sam was worried about...
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10-28-2002, 03:37 PM | #354 |
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That is supposed to be Aragorn? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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10-28-2002, 07:19 PM | #355 |
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cartoon Aragorn: "Dang, Viggo was so lucky. I got stuck in this aweful version of LOTR and no ladies will swoon over me looking like this. To top that off, I never got to become king because my version of LOTR was never finished!!!! Blast it all!!!!"
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10-28-2002, 07:44 PM | #356 |
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Bormir/Hobbits pic:
(Frodo: Hey, Boromir ate all the mushrooms!) Merry and Pippin: Get him! Cartoon Strider pic: Hmmmm. Now where did I leave my pants? [ October 28, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]
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10-28-2002, 10:58 PM | #357 |
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Arwen when she saw the cartoon Aragorn: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] What did I ever see in that guy? I think I'll stick with Viggo...
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10-29-2002, 06:29 AM | #359 |
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It's raining pygmé-hobbits from the sky!
Ok, that one was bad........
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10-29-2002, 09:04 AM | #360 |
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Is the top one Frodo, pretending to be a skydiving Nazgûl?
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