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11-24-2006, 08:22 PM | #321 |
Messenger of Hope
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Q: Who was Farmer Giles of Ham?
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11-26-2006, 02:47 PM | #322 | |
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Q: Do wizards ever jig?
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11-27-2006, 03:19 AM | #323 | |
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While waiting for Anna to come. *cough*
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11-27-2006, 03:47 AM | #324 | |
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Q - What laws are in place to stop the war of the ring happening again?
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11-27-2006, 01:22 PM | #325 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Finally, King Eleassar suggested that they made a law against Rings of Power, thus solving two problems in one. Sadly, that is what caused Galadriel, Elrond and Gandalf to have to leave Middle Earth. Missing Valinor? no way, they were persecuted by mindless Gondorian rabble. Q: Howcome Cirdan could grow a beard?
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11-27-2006, 02:24 PM | #326 | |
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Q - Was The Barrow Wight trying to kill the Hobbits, or was he just the worlds worse pick pocket?
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12-02-2006, 10:56 PM | #327 | |
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Q: Did Captain Kirk ever visit Middle-earth?
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12-05-2006, 10:55 AM | #328 | ||
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Post #300!!!!!!
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Why in the heck does Sauron like rings?
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12-06-2006, 11:05 PM | #329 | |
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Q: Who exactly is the Mouth of Sauron?
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12-07-2006, 03:00 PM | #330 | |
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Q=Why do all the men have long hair?
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12-07-2006, 03:22 PM | #331 | |
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Q - Why did Denethor really hate Gandalf?
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12-07-2006, 03:47 PM | #332 | |
Laconic Loreman
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Why did Saruman get involved in a drug cartel?
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12-14-2006, 12:40 PM | #333 | |
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Q: Who taught the Ents to speak?
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12-14-2006, 02:16 PM | #334 | |
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Why was Cahadras so mean?
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12-14-2006, 03:03 PM | #335 | |
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Caradhras is also a mean mountain as it is situated in the middle of the Misty Mountains and if you make some calculations, you will find that it's actually of mean height if you compare it with all other mountains in Middle Earth! Q: What was the first words of the first orc?
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12-14-2006, 03:07 PM | #336 | |
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Q - What on Middle Earth was Tom Bombadil singing about?
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12-14-2006, 07:26 PM | #337 | |
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Q: What species of spider was Ungoliant?
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12-15-2006, 07:47 AM | #338 | |
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Q: If Elves were immortal, why were they so reclusive?
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12-18-2006, 10:53 PM | #339 | |
Twisted Taleswapper
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A: They secretly have low self esteems and think themselves to be ugly. So they do not like to be seen out in the open. Q: What do you think the Istari wear under their robes?
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12-19-2006, 05:13 PM | #340 | |
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Q: Where are the Ent wives anyway?
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12-21-2006, 07:15 PM | #341 | |
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Q: What is the meaning of haste?
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01-02-2007, 02:21 AM | #342 | |
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Q: Why did Rosie and Sam have so many kids?
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01-02-2007, 03:33 AM | #343 | |
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Q - What was Saruman's reaction to the Ent attack?
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01-02-2007, 10:48 AM | #344 | |
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Why are hobbits good at throwing parties?
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01-02-2007, 10:58 AM | #345 |
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Because they have enough food, drinks and pipeweed for everyone
Would Tom Bombadil ever fall in love with the Barrow-wight ?
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01-02-2007, 11:01 AM | #346 |
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Why are hobbits good at throwing parties?
They've had lots of practice, since they have a birthday party for the day of the week, rather than the year. This also explains their "long lifespans".) cross posted Would Tom Bombadil ever fall in love with the Barrow-wight ? Actually, he was already in love with her. The lady who had worn the jewel he took from the barrow became the Barrow Wight. Why did it take Sauron so long to get the Nine new "horses"? |
01-02-2007, 11:45 AM | #347 |
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Because the Rohirrim weren't making any discounts until 3019 and he didn't want to pay more.
Why doesn't Saruman ever get a girlfriend ?
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01-02-2007, 11:55 AM | #348 | |
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It also explains why he changed from "Saruman the White" to "Saruman the multicolour" Why didn't Sauron even have a girlfriend?
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01-02-2007, 12:01 PM | #349 | |
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Q - Why was Saruman's symbol the White hand?
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01-02-2007, 12:02 PM | #350 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Q - Why didn't Saruman ever learn to tapdance?
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01-02-2007, 12:53 PM | #351 |
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Because the floor of Orthanc made too much noise and Grima might have heard the noise and laughed at him
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01-02-2007, 02:37 PM | #352 |
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The Might
Ehhm, would you have a question to follow your answer?
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01-02-2007, 02:52 PM | #353 |
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Sorry I totally forgot...
Anyway, since we have to ask stupid question, I thought of making a mix of the two greatest questions in the ME universe: Did Tom Bombadil have wings ?
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01-03-2007, 03:03 AM | #354 | |
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Q: Why did Celebrían really leave Middle-earth? |
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01-03-2007, 04:20 AM | #355 | |
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Q - If Melkor liked the dark so much, why did he steal the Silmarills?
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01-03-2007, 09:19 AM | #356 |
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Because he needed them to complete his Silmarilli pie recipe he had gotten from Thuringwethil
Do Gondorian women find the Woses attractive ?
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01-03-2007, 12:39 PM | #357 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Q - What is Gimli's favorite movie?
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01-03-2007, 01:44 PM | #358 |
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The Moria Chainsaw Massacre
Why didn't Elrond go to battle during the War of the Ring ?
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01-03-2007, 04:42 PM | #359 | |
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Q: How did Agent 700 succeed in his mission? |
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01-03-2007, 04:50 PM | #360 |
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He didn't really need the winged beast to succeed, I saw him in another movie, he could fly...
So he flew to Barad-dur with the Ring, went to Sauron and told him... It was inevitable, Mister Gorthaur. You will now return to the Source. So as Gollum fell to his Doom with the fake Ring, Elrond threw the other one in as well...and BOOM !!! How long would Rosie Cotton survive in the wild alone ?
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