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06-24-2006, 03:18 PM | #3521 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately she had multiple personalities and became rather pyscho from time to time
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06-24-2006, 08:01 PM | #3522 |
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Fortunately, the penguins were able to escape from her and take refuge in Lorien.
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06-24-2006, 09:02 PM | #3523 |
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Unfortunately the penguins took over Lorien and something strange has happened to the elves...where have they gone?
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06-24-2006, 09:13 PM | #3524 |
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Fortunately, Legolas and Gimli took over Lorien and killed all the penguins.
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06-24-2006, 09:16 PM | #3525 |
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Fourtunately Landroval was there to catch him after he was dropped
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06-25-2006, 12:48 AM | #3526 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Continuing from Brinniel's post (not that it matters)
Unfortunately, nobody cared as there where this really cool party going on in Dunland.
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06-25-2006, 02:35 AM | #3527 |
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Fortunately, the 'cool' party was held in the Antarctic and included many Penguins
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06-25-2006, 02:42 AM | #3528 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, they were evil penguins and invaded Middle-Earth!
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06-25-2006, 10:14 AM | #3529 |
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Fortunately, all the evil penguins had as sensitive conscience as the werepenguin Naria Chinstrap, and like her, they all cast themselves to a gorge.
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06-25-2006, 07:20 PM | #3530 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky and un-killable Balrog was nearby and use his awesomeness to save the penguins and make them his own personal Penguin army (Royal Balrog Penguin Corp or RBPC)
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06-25-2006, 07:34 PM | #3531 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Fortunately, he ran into Elrond the Swindler and not only did he give him his penguin army, but he also ended up owing him a pair of mithril socks and 10.000 barrels of snow.
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06-26-2006, 11:27 AM | #3532 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately, One Penguin was not given and he was the worst one of all, for he was THE PENGUIN OF DEATH
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06-26-2006, 11:57 AM | #3533 |
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Fortunately, he had eaten so much at the party that he was too fat to move.
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06-26-2006, 01:00 PM | #3534 |
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Unfortunately, one of the 412 ways he can kill you is through his mind power.
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06-28-2006, 09:10 AM | #3535 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the Penguin of Death had a very
bad sense of direction and accidentally killed himself when his mind power boomeranged.
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07-09-2006, 01:01 PM | #3536 |
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Unfortunately, this caused a chain reaction that turned Arda into a giant cheeseburger.
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07-10-2006, 12:52 AM | #3537 |
Odinic Wanderer
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fortunately it was a very delicious cheese burger
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07-10-2006, 02:58 AM | #3538 |
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Unfortunately, the only person big enough to eat it was Eru, and he was on a diet.
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07-10-2006, 12:12 PM | #3539 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the giant cheeseburger was very well done,
so Eru used it as the basis for a new Middle-earth (and one that was vera delicious).
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07-10-2006, 02:32 PM | #3540 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, all the peoples, animals and beings of the new Arda ate the new Arda.
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07-12-2006, 02:16 AM | #3541 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Fortunately, the new Arda regenerated.
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07-16-2006, 07:02 PM | #3542 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, the part that regenerated turned into a place full of evil dragons.
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07-17-2006, 06:53 AM | #3543 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, Good-Evil Dragon eaters also emerged and set the balance in order
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07-17-2006, 06:58 AM | #3544 |
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Unfortunately, The Good-Evil Dragon eaters became too fat and upset the balance quite literally.
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07-17-2006, 12:44 PM | #3545 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the dragons joined Weight Watchers
and rereset the balance.
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07-17-2006, 12:58 PM | #3546 |
Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, this was all some wierd, messed up dream that Eru was having when he fell asleep half way through his favorite tv show, The Hottest Steward.
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07-17-2006, 03:59 PM | #3547 |
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Fortunately, everything in Middle-Earth was a lot better off in reality.
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07-18-2006, 01:09 AM | #3548 |
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Unfortunately, Eru's wrath was induced when the producers of The hottest Steward made a special device that sets the viewer's television / palantir / whatever on fire when the season finally finished.
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07-19-2006, 01:43 PM | #3549 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately for Eru, it turned out he had a
controlling interest in The Hottest Steward and told the current producers: "You're Fired!"
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07-19-2006, 05:38 PM | #3550 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Unfortunately, the new producers were just the old producers in disguise.
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07-19-2006, 08:14 PM | #3551 |
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Fortunately, Frodo had reached Mount Doom and was about to drop the Ring in the fire while all this arguing over TV shows was going on.
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07-19-2006, 08:21 PM | #3552 |
Stormdancer of Doom
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Unfortunately, nobody back in the Shire had a clue as to why Frodo's actions were important at all.
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07-19-2006, 09:21 PM | #3553 |
Energetic Essence
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Fortunately, Sam sat them all down and lectured them all on Frodo's actions.
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07-20-2006, 06:53 AM | #3554 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately nobody came cause that wasn't 'hip' and sam was a geek anyways so they made fun of him so Sam ran away to join with Johnny the Stinky Balrog
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07-20-2006, 01:21 PM | #3555 |
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Fortunately, the 'hip' Shire sub-culture changed to accomadate Sam.
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07-21-2006, 08:53 AM | #3556 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately the 'hip' Shire sub-culture was taken in by
Lotho's idea of purchasing the Green Dragon and turning it into a retro disco with Rosie as the lead attraction.
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07-21-2006, 11:15 AM | #3557 |
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Fortunately, this attracted Boromir the Disco King to the scene and he told everyone of Frodo and Sam's heroic deeds.
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07-21-2006, 11:57 AM | #3558 |
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Unfortunately, this was impossible as Boromir was, by this time, dead.
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07-21-2006, 11:58 AM | #3559 |
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Fortunately, he was now a Barrow Wight.
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07-21-2006, 12:16 PM | #3560 |
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Unfortunately, he got lost on the way and ended up in the Barrow-Downs, where we all posted him out of existence.
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