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12-23-2004, 05:56 PM | #3521 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Legolas: I am too the prettiest!
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12-23-2004, 06:20 PM | #3522 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Legalos thinks to himself,
"I hope this battle lets up soon...I just gotta get back into my regular skin care regimen...this dry nasal skin is startin' to really annoy me...here I am in the middle of saving MiddleEarth and all, and I only got time to give the ole itchy kazoo a quick scratch with my arrow feathers between bringing down these malignant, shag-eared orcs!"
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12-23-2004, 06:39 PM | #3523 |
Gibbering Gibbet
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Legolas: I'm going to shoot this arrow!
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12-23-2004, 07:28 PM | #3524 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Captain Obvious strikes yet again....
Legolas: Watch out, everybody! If I sneeze (and I think I'm going to) this arrow is gonna fly with no clear direction. So watch out!!
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12-24-2004, 12:56 AM | #3525 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Legolas prepares the deadliest weapon in his arsenal, the infamous "snot rocket."
OR Although the eldest, wisest and fairest of all beings, elves had yet to learn the value of pocket handkerchiefs.
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12-24-2004, 03:47 AM | #3526 |
Alive without breath
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For all ye Rotk EE commentary watchers;
Pippin said, "I love Minas Tirith" One too many times
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12-24-2004, 08:47 AM | #3527 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Whew! Lots of pics I missed!
Gandy pic:
Why you should never anger mimes: Gandalf runs into an invisible wall. ~*~ Arwen pic: Arwen: Do any of these books have a spell for ungluing a book? ~*~ Frodo and Pippin pic: Merry and Pippin threaten Frodo. Pippin: Give us the Ring or Merry'll let you have it? Frodo: Ah! Not a corn stalk! ~*~ Lurtz pic: Kid: No! You're not my daddy! Lurtz: Yes, I am! ~*~ Legolas pic: LotR ending #270 Legolas accidentally releases the arrow, killing Éomer. The rest is bloody.
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12-24-2004, 08:55 AM | #3528 |
Auspicious Wraith
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*Legolas was notoriously defensive of the virtues of cheese & onion flavour crisps, and became furious when met with Eomer's ridicule.*
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12-24-2004, 11:34 AM | #3529 |
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Legolas had been referred to as "The pointy-eared bow-twanger" once too often (and a sip of miruvor to anyone who gets that reference )
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12-24-2004, 11:41 AM | #3530 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Legolas: Okay, that's enough! Herbal Essence is way better than Suave!
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12-24-2004, 12:05 PM | #3531 |
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Legolas is doing what he was paid for, Shoot stuff and look pretty doing it
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12-24-2004, 12:09 PM | #3532 |
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Pip gets knocked down by rush of hobbit children trying to get to Santa first. Merry Christmas/posting to all, and to all a Pippin night!!!
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12-24-2004, 12:39 PM | #3533 |
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The result of Pippin saying, "I love Minas Tirith" too many times.
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12-24-2004, 12:47 PM | #3534 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Pippin resolved that mosh-pits were not a good idea.
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12-24-2004, 01:39 PM | #3535 |
Denethor's True Love
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After being stepped on one too many times, Pippin resolves to buy Treebeard some contact lenses for Christmas.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
12-24-2004, 01:47 PM | #3536 |
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Uh, Pip.
Playing dead doesn't work on trolls from Gorgoroth!
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12-24-2004, 07:32 PM | #3537 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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At last, the drinking game ends.
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12-24-2004, 10:13 PM | #3538 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Five seconds too late, Pippin remembers that you have to OPEN the door before running headfirst into a room.
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12-25-2004, 10:17 AM | #3539 |
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Pippen was 'floored' after unexpectedly walking in on Denethor practicing his disco-moves in throne room of Gondor.
(where do you think Boromir got his groove? )
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12-25-2004, 08:42 PM | #3540 |
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So cynical, moí...
The body of Peregrin Took lay long in Gondor as his soul pondered the whereabouts of the "far green shore under a swift sunrise" that Gandalf had talked so long about.
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12-25-2004, 08:59 PM | #3541 |
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Pippin: Maybe I should try courting Diamond when I'm sober....
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12-25-2004, 09:06 PM | #3542 |
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Leggy: Look, everyone! Pippin is lying on the ground!
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12-25-2004, 09:26 PM | #3543 |
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Pippin pic: Frodo was tired of hearing Pippin talk about the weed in the previous caption.
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12-26-2004, 02:54 PM | #3544 |
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Pippin goes to culinary school...
Pippin soon learns that experimental intentions with an oven and mushrooms are not his calling...
P: Whoa! Fall out! Don't know why but, pippin in that position reminds me of atomic bomb... Until next time, ~Another ka~
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12-26-2004, 06:45 PM | #3545 |
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As Pippin lay stunned, a thought crossed his mind. Fortunately his mind was not damaged and he was able to continue on his simple way.
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevhah today."
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12-26-2004, 07:15 PM | #3546 |
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That's hilarious, Oddy!
Ow! I bit my tongue!
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12-26-2004, 07:19 PM | #3547 |
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Frodo opened the refridgerator door and screamed in horror. The leftovers had been leftover for toooo long. (Like a hobbit would really have leftovers. )
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12-26-2004, 07:55 PM | #3548 |
Laconic Loreman
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Oddwen, that is such a hilarious movie .
MoS: Do you want to hear a joke? What do I say when the Eye of Sauron sees the bladder of Sauron? ICUP! |
12-26-2004, 11:12 PM | #3549 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Oddly enough, the Mouth of Sauron Dental Office closed soon after opening.
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12-26-2004, 11:18 PM | #3550 |
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The Mouth of Sauron smiled painfully as he contemplated sueing his plastic surgeon...
Cheers! Lyta
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12-27-2004, 05:10 AM | #3551 |
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<--- Mr.Wight gives you a Thumbs up!
Mouth of Sauron: Where the heck are my eyes supposed to be?
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12-27-2004, 06:10 AM | #3552 |
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@Pippin pic: "Tripped? Me? No, I was just taking a nap here, in the middle of the battle..."
@MoS pic: *singing* 'Rock is deader than dead/Shock is all in your head..." (Mouth of Sauron reminds me very much of Marylin Manson. )
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12-27-2004, 07:03 AM | #3553 |
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Despite his wide smile, he had some troubles to find a date for senior prom.
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12-27-2004, 10:39 AM | #3554 |
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Pippin discovered that Glorfindel's special Mirovor punch had quite a kick....
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12-27-2004, 12:06 PM | #3555 |
A Mere Boggart
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Pippin suffered the fate of Isadora Duncan after his new Doctor Who scarf became entangled in the wheels of Gandalf's cart.
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12-27-2004, 01:18 PM | #3556 |
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Pippin: Ah! I`m melting! Save me! Ah! Noooooooo!!! Merry: Pip! It`s just rain. Frodo: Phew! For a second there I really thought we were going to melt!
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12-27-2004, 01:32 PM | #3557 |
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Pippin kind of over reacted as Frodo whispered; "We won't have time for supper".
P.s. Happy 400th post for me!
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12-27-2004, 02:13 PM | #3558 |
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Happy 400th indeed, Hookbill
Every time the weather was even a bit moist, Pippin felt his inner baritone taking over: "I'm singing in the raaiiiin..."
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12-27-2004, 02:38 PM | #3559 | |
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Quote:
And to continue such endeavours..... Mouth of Sauron: Inconcievable!! or MOS: Where did the Ears of Sauron go I can't hear a thing.
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12-27-2004, 05:36 PM | #3560 |
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Mouth of Sauron/Hobbits pics in one
MOS: Good evening Sir, may I take your coat?
~~~~~~ Frodo, Merry and Pippin don't agree with the Mouth of Sauron becoming Bree's new gatekeeper.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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