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12-21-2004, 08:34 AM | #3481 |
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Pip: Do you want some leaf?
Frodo: (Sitting back, slightly worried)No thanks. Pip: (Sniffs it) Mmm. Quite nice. Smells. Do you want to smell it? (Offers leaf to Frodo) Frodo: No thanks. Pip: Smell the leaf. Frodo: No, I don't want to. Pip: (More forcefully) Smell my leaf! Frodo: Pippin, please. Pip: (Shouting) Smell my leaf, you mother! (Merry then tries to restrain a now hysterical Pippin) Merry: (Angrily) I think that's quite enough, thank you! (At this point Pippin takes fright and charges away, leaf still in hand) Pip: I've got leaf! This is leaf!
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12-21-2004, 09:07 AM | #3482 |
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*Frodo uneasily witnesses Pippin's gradual descent into a chameleon.*
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12-21-2004, 09:10 AM | #3483 |
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Pippin: Honestly Frodo. This will make your teeth look shiny and white!
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12-21-2004, 09:29 AM | #3484 |
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*A drunk Pippin confuses Frodo with his favourite young Hobbit lass.*
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12-21-2004, 10:11 AM | #3485 |
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Hobbits in the Mist:
Frodo Fossey was surprised by the excessive friendliness of the Silverback Pippin he was studying in the Old Forest.
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12-21-2004, 10:17 AM | #3486 |
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:::Since Pippin is forced to not get his healthy 8 hobbit meals a day he starts resorting to canibalism:::::
I hope no one minds, but I found this rather, humorous pic of Lurtz. |
12-21-2004, 11:51 AM | #3487 |
Denethor's True Love
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Pippin picture:
When Farmer Maggot brings in extra security, Pippin is forced to forage for new snacks. Pippin: Caterpillars... tasty... Lurtz picture: Lurtz's search for those dratted Halflings was become desperate.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
12-21-2004, 11:59 AM | #3488 |
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Kid "I hope I take after my mum"
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12-21-2004, 12:46 PM | #3489 |
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Un-wanted doctor position...
Pippin begins to feel a familiar twitching in his ear, and decides to ask frodo for help...
Pip: See Frodo! Look! It's that thing in my ear that i've been telling you about! Every time i take a bit of leaf, it twitches! What do you see? Fro: uh...*Frodo tries not to hurl Um... well... I , see... Pip: *moves closer What? be sure to have a good look! Fro: Um...it's a huge(Feeling agitated, uses his imagination)...toe.Yeah! Toe in your ear! I think it might be a growth! Pip: Are you serious?! Fro: Oh, yes! very! (Sarcastic) Pip: Cool! i might as well keep it as a conversasion piece... what do you think? Fro: i think you've been smoking too much weed, you bloody looney... ~Ka
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12-21-2004, 12:57 PM | #3490 |
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The Arwen picture: Arwen pores through Elrond's library trying figure out the real story of Galadriel and Celeborn. The cornfield picture: Pippin learns that Frodo does not have a cast-iron stomach after Frodo gets a bad reaction from a type of mushroom that never gave Merry or Pippin any problems. The Lurtz picture: Young Elfwise learns too late that Lurtz is not a friendly gorrilla.
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12-21-2004, 02:28 PM | #3491 |
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Lurtz picture
Election year is winding down candidates make final campaigns you know shaking kids kissing hands...oh wait it's supposed to be the other way around...
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12-21-2004, 04:04 PM | #3492 |
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Lurtz pic:
"Oh, real cute, guys. Now where did you hide my halflings?!"
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12-21-2004, 04:14 PM | #3493 |
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A new leaf...
Lurtz decides upon adoption as a way on the path of 'goodness'
Lurtz: Ah! He looks just like the halfling I ate once! Toddler: Ah!!!!!!!!!! Help me! Take me back to the orphange! I do like puppy dog tails in my soup! ~Ka
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12-21-2004, 06:45 PM | #3494 |
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Theoden's cutbacks in education funding forced Rohan's schools into taking desperate staffing measures ...
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12-21-2004, 08:11 PM | #3495 |
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Arwen's pic: Hmmm, Mortality for Dummies
Corn Field: Pippin-Grrrrrrr ruff!! Frodo- Quick, Merry, unhypnotise him before he decides to mark his territory! Uruk: Lurtz- Watch out this lil bugger bites!
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12-21-2004, 09:18 PM | #3496 |
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Lurtz: Roar!!
Small Child: ROOOOAAAARRHHH!!! Lurtz: Help! He's going to eat me!
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12-21-2004, 09:33 PM | #3497 |
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That old wizard will be none the wiser...
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12-22-2004, 02:05 AM | #3498 |
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Little Tommy changed his mind about the face painting when he saw what the results had been on his big brother.
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12-22-2004, 04:00 AM | #3499 |
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Lurtz, captian of the great Uruk-hai army, is conquered at the hands of a dirty daiper.
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12-22-2004, 04:54 AM | #3500 |
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*After a couple of years battling around Middle-earth, Lurtz returns home amid suspicions of his wife's infidelity.*
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12-22-2004, 05:42 AM | #3501 |
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A moving rendition of Billy Joel's "Just the Way You Are" sung by a father & son duet team took first place at the recently held Middle Earth talent show. Tears were seen in every eye as Lurtz provided harmony for his son's budding melodic talents.
(...don't go changing to try and please me...I love you just the way you are...)
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12-22-2004, 07:46 AM | #3502 |
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Lurtz discovers the hard way that burping a child after he has finished his milk often produces unpleasant results ...
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12-22-2004, 08:43 AM | #3503 |
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*This child was devastated that photo opportunities with Galadriel were not available.*
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12-22-2004, 11:12 AM | #3504 |
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Lurtz and Small Child: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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12-22-2004, 01:36 PM | #3505 |
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Unfortunatley for poor Johnny, Santa was out to lunch; leaving his assistant to take care of meeting all the little children.
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12-22-2004, 01:53 PM | #3506 |
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"Do you know how Orcs came into being? They were Santa's Elves once. Hired by the dark Department Stores, forced to deal with screaming kids all day long. And now...on a rampage."
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12-22-2004, 02:27 PM | #3507 |
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This may be in bad taste...
Lurtz new job; Lurtz: Price check isle one!
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12-22-2004, 07:36 PM | #3508 |
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Legolas- "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose
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12-22-2004, 07:42 PM | #3509 |
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Legolas pic:
What is not shown in the caption is Legolas is actually aiming at Gimli, as Gimli's back is turned, and Legolas mutters. Stupid dwarf, only giving me one for that Mumakil but whoopin |
12-22-2004, 07:44 PM | #3510 |
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Esgallhugwen...I love what you did to your avatar. It's ssssmokin'!
Leggy: *sniff sniff* Ah, it's a good thing that I used my shampoo on my arrows as well as my hair.
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12-22-2004, 07:46 PM | #3511 | |
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12-22-2004, 07:56 PM | #3512 |
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EE Edition
Legolas: "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose *arrow is accidently loosed upon Gimli*
Gimli: "yowch!" rubs his rear, "accursed Elf why I aughta-" Aragorn: "Hey guys lets not fight we have more important matters to attend to here" Gimli: "Quiet you! Dragging us off to Eru knows where!"
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12-22-2004, 08:29 PM | #3513 |
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Legolas demonstrates the Elvish manner of taking snuff.
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12-23-2004, 01:58 AM | #3514 |
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Legolas had to borrow some arrows from the Gondorian Archers, and they simply did not have the lemony-fresh scent he was used to.
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12-23-2004, 04:57 AM | #3515 |
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As Legolas knows, when you're out of Kleenex you make the best of what you have.
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12-23-2004, 06:52 AM | #3516 |
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When Legolas went to dental school he was always keen to try out the alternative root canal surgery techniques on himself.
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12-23-2004, 09:27 AM | #3517 |
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I am Legolas, owner of the greatest moustache in Middle-Earth!
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12-23-2004, 10:11 AM | #3518 |
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Good thing Aragorn got everyone to simmer down because Legolas was about to seriously gash his nose.
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12-23-2004, 10:31 AM | #3519 |
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Legolas began to grow angry as he tried to remove his new arrow shaped lip piercing.
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12-23-2004, 02:37 PM | #3520 |
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<----------- The scented arrow.
Legolas tries out his new, scented arrows.
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