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THE Ka · 12-17-2004, 01:00 AM

Gandalf: I really need a Vikadin right now...

Yes. I am lame. Throw the trinkets before i have a better idea...

~Geddish Ka

Lhunardawen · 12-17-2004, 02:59 AM

Gandalf realizes too late that he's getting too old for the "Santa" bit.

Meela · 12-17-2004, 06:42 AM

Pippin made quite sure that Gandalf wouldn't be calling him a fool of a Took anymore.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-17-2004, 07:45 AM

*The Balrog had underestimated Gandalf. He had to resort to his oldest, foolproof tactic; inserting the Slug of Doom into his foe's nostril.*

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-17-2004, 10:12 AM

Gandalf: Makeover, my eye! Legolas will pay!!!

OR

An exhausted Gandalf finally realised it was too much for him to challenge for the disco king title.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 12-17-2004, 10:20 AM

Gandalf: Note to self: don't anger the mods.

The Elf-warrior · 12-17-2004, 02:08 PM

Denethor's revenge.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-17-2004, 02:15 PM

Giants, Trolls, yes, yes, we have those.....but even Samwise Gamgee was sceptical about seeing Bigfoot on his travels, until.....

Boromir88 · 12-17-2004, 02:32 PM

Quote:

*The Balrog had underestimated Gandalf. He had to resort to his oldest, foolproof tactic; inserting the Slug of Doom into his foe's nostril.*

Why Eomer, you are on to something. However, I don't think it's got to do with a Balrog and a slug of doom, more like Gandalf just likes to pick his left nostril

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The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2004, 04:55 PM

The Saruman-Gandalf fallout really began when Saruman snapped a 'morning picture' of Gandalf and had it distributed around Middle-Earth.

Fingolfin II · 12-17-2004, 05:56 PM

*What happened after Gandalf suggested to Eowyn that she should take pottery lessons.*

Nimrodel_9 · 12-17-2004, 06:56 PM

After running into the large tree, Gandalf decided it was high time he had his eyes checked.

Boromir88 · 12-17-2004, 07:18 PM

Gandalf: What is a stampeding herd of mad cows doing on a mountain.

Oddwen · 12-17-2004, 08:12 PM

Gandalf the Grey breathed his last. A tall figure bent over him, and spoke.
"Gandalf T. Grey? You're a jerk. A real kneebiter. I just thought you should know that before you went."

Maeggaladiel · 12-18-2004, 01:25 AM

Pippin had heard the words "Fool of a Took" one too many times.

OR

Ian vows to get a stuntman for the next film.

Estelyn Telcontar · 12-18-2004, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fingolfin II

*What happened after Gandalf suggested to Eowyn that she should take pottery lessons.*

I think it was: *What happened after Gandalf suggested to Éowyn that she should take cooking lessons.* (Remember the stew?)

Esgallhugwen · 12-18-2004, 12:36 PM

It could quite possibly be after Gandalf suggested eating Eomer to Eowyn (as Eomer's lovely rendering of my words went). Anyway.

Gandalf: Never again shall I try to beat an Elf at a drinking game (hehe just got ROTK EE watched it thursday

)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-18-2004, 01:01 PM

After the Lonely Mountain adventure, Bilbo Baggins really let himself go...

Ainaserkewen · 12-18-2004, 03:20 PM

Gandalf: "I guess this is why the Hobbits smoke the pipe weed. I've learned my lesson, no more snorting for me."

THE Ka · 12-18-2004, 05:21 PM

Gandalf:
Squinting with all his might, Gandalf notices that he is not in the same room as the Balrog...
G: Ah Fiddlesticks! I guess saruman was right, that hobbit weed has been getting to my head, i'm not even in the right demention anymore!

Half of an hour later...

Balrog: *Looking at his mickey mouse watch "Come'on Gandalf! I don't have all day! If i don't get back in time, my bread pudding is going to fry!

~Just Ka

Lhunardawen · 12-19-2004, 03:07 AM

Gandalf's nose surgery went waaaay bad.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-19-2004, 01:47 PM

*He may be one of the most powerful beings on Middle-earth, but Gandalf can still be undone by an icy pavement.*

Gil-Galad · 12-19-2004, 05:03 PM

*Gandalf learns a lesson after this, not to create/start a Balrog mosh-pit*

Oddwen · 12-19-2004, 05:04 PM

Gandy: Clarence, Clarence! I want to live again! Please, I want to live again...
Fro: Gandalf, your mouth is bleeding!
Gandy: How 'bout that! My mouth's bleeding Bert, my mouth's bleeding! Ha haaa!
Fro: ???

And a new pic...

A: Hmm..."My Diary"...sounds promising.

Gil-Galad · 12-19-2004, 05:06 PM

*How to say away from other races affairs, introduction by Elrond*

Meela · 12-19-2004, 05:51 PM

Upon her visit to the library, Arwen is torn between 'How To Steal Your Neighbour's Horse' and 'When Daddy Says No: How To Win The Mortal Man Of Your Dreams, Vol. 2'.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 12-19-2004, 06:07 PM

Arwen: Father! Which of these books has that spell for getting rid of chronic back pain?

Boromir88 · 12-19-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Gandy: Clarence, Clarence! I want to live again! Please, I want to live again...
Fro: Gandalf, your mouth is bleeding!
Gandy: How 'bout that! My mouth's bleeding Bert, my mouth's bleeding! Ha haaa!
Fro: ???

Oddwen, that's a great movie, I watch it every christmas, sort of a tradition

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Arwen: Ooohh...Eowyn's diary....let's see what dirt I can dig up.

Maeggaladiel · 12-19-2004, 09:08 PM

Arwen: Let's see here... Getting Rid of the Other Woman... Pyrotechnics for Dummies... Choices...

OR

Arwen decides that her bodice really doesn't make a good bookmark.

OR

Curious about Aragorn's favorite pick-up line, Arwen looks to see if her picture really IS listed under the word GORGEOUS.

OR

Realizing that she can't walk around holding a book to her chest for the rest of eternity, Arwen begins to regret buying such a revealing dress.

THE Ka · 12-19-2004, 10:49 PM

Arwen, on a visit to the local Barach & Noble book store, is caught in a state of utter indicision as to purchasing either Idiot's guide to capturing mortal hearts or My pet Human...

Funny no?

I just hope someone knows who in the name of Isis is Barach...

~Another Ka leftover

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-20-2004, 09:02 AM

*Arwen finally manages to squish that moth that had been pestering her.*

"No bug can withstand Tolstoy!" she screamed maniacally...

Boromir88 · 12-20-2004, 09:06 AM

Arwen- *squints* now where are those glasses I had at the oscars.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-20-2004, 09:14 AM

*Hey, books are actually heavier when they're closed!*

Bungo Baggins · 12-20-2004, 09:20 AM

"Now where can I find a recipe for that spicy lembas bread Aragorn enjoys so much?"

Boromir88 · 12-20-2004, 10:23 AM

Arwen- *reads* Dr. Scholls: How to reduce the swelling in your lips.

(Sorry Liv, you're a beautiful girl but you got your "ada's" lips).

Or instead of that she reads...

"How to telepathically cyber for dummies."

Nimrodel_9 · 12-20-2004, 05:03 PM

Pippin: This weed sure is good, eh Frodo?
Frodo: Uhh...Pip? When they say weed, they mean pipe weed. Like the kind you smoke? You dig?
Pippin: What was that Fro?

Boromir88 · 12-20-2004, 06:00 PM

Frodo: Pippin! Don't throw up on me! Turn the other way!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 12-20-2004, 08:35 PM

Arwen pic: Arwen liked to leaf through her old year 259 senior yearboook every once in awhile.

Lhunardawen · 12-21-2004, 12:49 AM

Desiring Eowyn's too-die-for-body-of-a-shieldmaiden, Arwen starts working out in the library.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2004, 07:43 AM

Pippin tried desperately to save Frodo from the roller press.

OR

Pippin went a bit mad at the novelty toothpick shop.

12-17-2004, 01:00 AM	#3441
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	When you just can't stand another fellowship... Gandalf: I really need a Vikadin right now... Yes. I am lame. Throw the trinkets before i have a better idea... ~Geddish Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-17-2004, 02:59 AM	#3442
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Hohoho! Gandalf realizes too late that he's getting too old for the "Santa" bit.

12-17-2004, 06:42 AM	#3443
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin made quite sure that Gandalf wouldn't be calling him a fool of a Took anymore. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-17-2004, 07:45 AM	#3444
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Balrog had underestimated Gandalf. He had to resort to his oldest, foolproof tactic; inserting the Slug of Doom into his foe's nostril. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-17-2004, 10:12 AM	#3445
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Makeover, my eye! Legolas will pay!!! OR An exhausted Gandalf finally realised it was too much for him to challenge for the disco king title. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-17-2004, 10:20 AM	#3446
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Gandalf: Note to self: don't anger the mods.

12-17-2004, 02:08 PM	#3447
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Denethor's revenge. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-17-2004, 02:15 PM	#3448
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Giants, Trolls, yes, yes, we have those.....but even Samwise Gamgee was sceptical about seeing Bigfoot on his travels, until..... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-17-2004, 04:55 PM	#3450
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Saruman-Gandalf fallout really began when Saruman snapped a 'morning picture' of Gandalf and had it distributed around Middle-Earth.

12-17-2004, 05:56 PM	#3451
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	What happened after Gandalf suggested to Eowyn that she should take pottery lessons. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

12-17-2004, 06:56 PM	#3452
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Ever had this feeling before? After running into the large tree, Gandalf decided it was high time he had his eyes checked. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-17-2004, 07:18 PM	#3453
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf: What is a stampeding herd of mad cows doing on a mountain.

12-17-2004, 08:12 PM	#3454
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	[I]I love italics![/I] Gandalf the Grey breathed his last. A tall figure bent over him, and spoke. "Gandalf T. Grey? You're a jerk. A real kneebiter. I just thought you should know that before you went." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-18-2004, 01:25 AM	#3455
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Pippin had heard the words "Fool of a Took" one too many times. OR Ian vows to get a stuntman for the next film. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-18-2004, 12:36 PM	#3457
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	It could quite possibly be after Gandalf suggested eating Eomer to Eowyn (as Eomer's lovely rendering of my words went). Anyway. Gandalf: Never again shall I try to beat an Elf at a drinking game (hehe just got ROTK EE watched it thursday ) __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

12-18-2004, 01:01 PM	#3458
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	After the Lonely Mountain adventure, Bilbo Baggins really let himself go... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-18-2004, 03:20 PM	#3459
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Gandalf: "I guess this is why the Hobbits smoke the pipe weed. I've learned my lesson, no more snorting for me." __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

12-18-2004, 05:21 PM	#3460
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	When you're really late... Gandalf: Squinting with all his might, Gandalf notices that he is not in the same room as the Balrog... G: Ah Fiddlesticks! I guess saruman was right, that hobbit weed has been getting to my head, i'm not even in the right demention anymore! Half of an hour later... Balrog: *Looking at his mickey mouse watch "Come'on Gandalf! I don't have all day! If i don't get back in time, my bread pudding is going to fry! ~Just Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-19-2004, 03:07 AM	#3461
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf's nose surgery went waaaay bad.

12-19-2004, 01:47 PM	#3462
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	He may be one of the most powerful beings on Middle-earth, but Gandalf can still be undone by an icy pavement. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-19-2004, 05:03 PM	#3463
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gandalf learns a lesson after this, not to create/start a Balrog mosh-pit** __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-19-2004, 05:04 PM	#3464
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	It's a wonderful life... Gandy: Clarence, Clarence! I want to live again! Please, I want to live again... Fro: Gandalf, your mouth is bleeding! Gandy: How 'bout that! My mouth's bleeding Bert, my mouth's bleeding! Ha haaa! Fro: ??? And a new pic... A: Hmm..."My Diary"...sounds promising. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-19-2004, 05:06 PM	#3465
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	How to say away from other races affairs, introduction by Elrond __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-19-2004, 05:51 PM	#3466
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Upon her visit to the library, Arwen is torn between 'How To Steal Your Neighbour's Horse' and 'When Daddy Says No: How To Win The Mortal Man Of Your Dreams, Vol. 2'. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-19-2004, 06:07 PM	#3467
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Arwen: Father! Which of these books has that spell for getting rid of chronic back pain?

12-19-2004, 09:08 PM	#3469
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Arwen: Let's see here... Getting Rid of the Other Woman... Pyrotechnics for Dummies... Choices... OR Arwen decides that her bodice really doesn't make a good bookmark. OR Curious about Aragorn's favorite pick-up line, Arwen looks to see if her picture really IS listed under the word GORGEOUS. OR Realizing that she can't walk around holding a book to her chest for the rest of eternity, Arwen begins to regret buying such a revealing dress. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-19-2004, 10:49 PM	#3470
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	...Because I want to be original... Arwen, on a visit to the local Barach & Noble book store, is caught in a state of utter indicision as to purchasing either Idiot's guide to capturing mortal hearts or My pet Human... Funny no? I just hope someone knows who in the name of Isis is Barach... ~Another Ka leftover __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-20-2004, 09:02 AM	#3471
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Arwen finally manages to squish that moth that had been pestering her. "No bug can withstand Tolstoy!" she screamed maniacally... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-20-2004, 09:06 AM	#3472
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Arwen- squints now where are those glasses I had at the oscars.

12-20-2004, 09:14 AM	#3473
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Hey, books are actually heavier when they're closed! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-20-2004, 09:20 AM	#3474
Bungo Baggins Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The shire Posts: 32	"Now where can I find a recipe for that spicy lembas bread Aragorn enjoys so much?" __________________ "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."

12-20-2004, 10:23 AM	#3475
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Arwen- reads Dr. Scholls: How to reduce the swelling in your lips. (Sorry Liv, you're a beautiful girl but you got your "ada's" lips). Or instead of that she reads... "How to telepathically cyber for dummies." Last edited by Boromir88; 12-20-2004 at 10:27 AM.

12-20-2004, 05:03 PM	#3476
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Pippin: This weed sure is good, eh Frodo? Frodo: Uhh...Pip? When they say weed, they mean pipe weed. Like the kind you smoke? You dig? Pippin: What was that Fro? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-20-2004, 06:00 PM	#3477
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Frodo: Pippin! Don't throw up on me! Turn the other way!!!!

12-20-2004, 08:35 PM	#3478
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Arwen pic: Arwen liked to leaf through her old year 259 senior yearboook every once in awhile.