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Tuor in Gondolin · 04-03-2006, 10:10 AM

Fortunately, all orcs do very poor in spelling at school
so they mistakenly only attacked the few effiminate
"Chad" Gondorian soldiers.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-05-2006, 02:32 AM

Unfortunately, this did not go well with the claim Gondor had just made, said claim being that gays would not be targeted for what they were.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-05-2006, 07:27 AM

Fortunately, the radical right Gondorian administration that
had ended the "don't ask- don't tell" policy was ousted
due to corruption and replaced with a progressive Gondorian
council, thanks to the wisdom of a returned from the front king
after he was done slapping around some cheeky Easterling
armies.

Meneltarmacil · 04-05-2006, 01:19 PM

Unfortunately, the political argument was ended when Mount Zoom ran over everybody in the city.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-05-2006, 09:53 PM

Fortunately, because Mount Zoom was used so many times in this story, Eru made it vanish from all existance.

Glirdan · 04-06-2006, 05:46 AM

Unfortunately, it tormented Eru instead. Not to mention there was still Minas Tirith and Isengard on wheels.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-06-2006, 05:57 AM

Fortunately for Eru, he got Mount Zoom written
into Lost as a (what else?) deux ex
machina to help the survivors to civilization,
and to keep it from bugging him in Middle-earth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-06-2006, 07:15 AM

Unfortunately, Minas Taxi, Barad-Dash, Orth-Tank* and the rest were still at large.

*See my signature

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-06-2006, 09:03 AM

Fortunately the Gondorians of yore made many
speedbumps of orthanc stone, and placed them wisely,
as their seers (ancestors of Malbeth) had predicted
the rise of the machines and their evil plan to
terminate other modes of transportation.

Holbytlass · 04-06-2006, 09:14 AM

Unfortunately, GDOT (Gondor Department of Transportation) decided that the Orthanc speedbumps impeded the flow of wagons and removed them.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-06-2006, 09:22 AM

Fortunately the GDOT's order, in a typical beureaucratic
move, was superceded by the AEPA (Arnor Environmental
Protection Agency) since removal of the speedbumps
would imperil the endangered Balrog(s?), who needed
to stand on bits of Orthanc Stone to use its
mysterious properties to get enough lift to fly away.

Meneltarmacil · 04-06-2006, 08:01 PM

Unfortunately, the King got rid of all these annoying agencies.

Elu Ancalime · 04-06-2006, 08:33 PM

Fortunatly, Radagast took all of these hippies to go to Rhun and become friends with the Avari, so the King was safe.
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Glirdan · 04-06-2006, 08:44 PM

Unfortunately, Radagast wan't that much of hippie. Sure he loves animals, but he didn't do the hole pipeweed thing.

Elu Ancalime · 04-06-2006, 09:48 PM

Which was fortunate for Sauruman, because he was on pipeweed, and mistankenly thought Radagast to be the same, so he sent Orthanc to Pimp My Ride and used the new Orth-Tank to hold Ents hostage until Radagast gave him some to compensate for Merry's treachery.
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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-06-2006, 11:35 PM

Unfortunately, The Witch King, driving Minas Morgul... or Minas Mor-go (ha ha ha ha

) crashed into Orth-Tank. They had to get the insurance people involved.

Elu Ancalime · 04-06-2006, 11:52 PM

Fortunatly he escaped from the lawyers on his fell beast while Sauruman beat off the lobbyists and such legal matters.
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Glirdan · 04-07-2006, 05:43 AM

Unfortunately, the over swelling numbers eventually broke Saruman down.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-07-2006, 06:45 AM

Fortunately, this meant his reign of terror was temporarily over.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-07-2006, 08:30 AM

Unfortunately this left the door open for the
great-great-great-(etc.)-grandson of Deagol
to (as he put it) "get his own back" by
being "no more mister nice guy" so he
stole the Ring and enlisted all S-B's
he could find as his followers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-07-2006, 08:47 AM

Fortunately, there was only one S-B left, and he was nearly dead.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-07-2006, 08:52 AM

Unfortunately for some hobbits in the Shire, that
S-B's father and grandfather had secretly had numerous affairs
and many illegitimate (and typically cranky S-B type)
descendants.

Elu Ancalime · 04-09-2006, 03:59 PM

Fortunatly after the first two battles in the Shire the hobbits knew what to do, so they organized a hobbit militia to meet the S-B's to fight army to army in the Southfarthing; the local men thought this hilarious and placed bets.
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Tuor in Gondolin · 04-10-2006, 10:16 AM

Unfortunately the betting caused dissension in Gondor
when it was found that Aragorn and Arwen had
placed bets on opposite armies sides.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-11-2006, 11:16 PM

Fortunately, this provided good entertainment.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-13-2006, 08:37 AM

Unfortunately Elessar lost a bundle on his wager
and had to give his wife's brothers a mortgage on
Arnor to cover his debts.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-14-2006, 07:58 PM

Fortunately, the money came from the "kill the children" fund, rendering it bankrupt and thus saving the world for another day.

Elu Ancalime · 04-15-2006, 08:40 PM

Unfortunately, with the arrival of credit cards from the South, The Rivendell government began to borrow more than they repaid, so they declared bankrupt, and all the land north of the Isen and west of the Mountains fell into poverty, for many followed the Witch-King's "hot tip" to invest all into Rivendell instead of Disney World.
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The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 01:58 AM

Fortunately, WiKi invested in Disney World and became rich beyond his wildest dreams.

With that, the realm of Angmar rose again.

Glirdan · 04-16-2006, 07:05 AM

Unfortunately, this wasn't a good thing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-16-2006, 07:09 AM

Fortunately, the realm of Angmar was raised so high that it went into space and they all suffocated.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 04:53 PM

Unfortunately, Angmar had it's own gravity and nazgul (as well as super-orcs) didn't need air.

Elu Ancalime · 04-16-2006, 06:24 PM

Fortunately for Eriador, who is now suffering under the yoke of Angmar with wings, Glorfindel and Elrond stormed

north to do battle with the Witch King in the new Riven-deisel

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The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elu Ancalime

Fortunately for Eriador, who is now suffering under the yoke of Angmar with wings, GLorfindel and Elrond stormed north to do battle with the Witch King in the new Riven-deisel

Unfortunately, Elrond sensed that Aragorn was with Arwen and he quickly left Glorfindel to split them apart.

Glorfindel ran to the top of Angmar and sought battle with the Witch-King. However, he was already out of breath from running up Angmar and combined with no air, he died before he could do anything.

Elu Ancalime · 04-16-2006, 06:43 PM

Fortunatly, Riven-deisel and its new 9 miles a gallon tank had totally smahed the armies of Angmar. Although Angmar was in the air, it had no orcs to send to attack.
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The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 06:58 PM

Unfortunately, the above was a paradox with the orc armies stuck in the air getting trampled by the armies below who can't reach them.

This caused an explosion that eliminated Middle-Earth.

Elu Ancalime · 04-16-2006, 07:04 PM

Fortunatly, that odd rift in space-time not only destroyed Middle Earth, but created a new perverted one, with Melkor in charge, having dwarves work in strawberry fields, elves in sweat shops, and men that could never eat beef. But why was this fortunate? Because Radagast was leading an army to attack Minas Fornost.
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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-17-2006, 02:12 AM

Unfortunately, this was all very confusing and Professor Tolkien had to go and have a little lie down.

Glirdan · 04-17-2006, 06:12 AM

Fortunately, he woke up and realised it was all a bad dream.

Elu Ancalime · 04-17-2006, 08:33 PM

Unfortunatly, part of his dream was a prophecy that JK Rowling, a descendant of Alatar and Pallando's 'secret magic cults', would start a heretic culture that said that anybody could be a wizard and that cave trolls looked like Shrek.

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04-03-2006, 10:10 AM	#3401
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, all orcs do very poor in spelling at school so they mistakenly only attacked the few effiminate "Chad" Gondorian soldiers. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-05-2006, 02:32 AM	#3402
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, this did not go well with the claim Gondor had just made, said claim being that gays would not be targeted for what they were. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-05-2006, 07:27 AM	#3403
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately, the radical right Gondorian administration that had ended the "don't ask- don't tell" policy was ousted due to corruption and replaced with a progressive Gondorian council, thanks to the wisdom of a returned from the front king after he was done slapping around some cheeky Easterling armies. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-05-2006, 01:19 PM	#3404
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the political argument was ended when Mount Zoom ran over everybody in the city. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-05-2006, 09:53 PM	#3405
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, because Mount Zoom was used so many times in this story, Eru made it vanish from all existance. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-06-2006, 05:46 AM	#3406
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it tormented Eru instead. Not to mention there was still Minas Tirith and Isengard on wheels. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-06-2006, 05:57 AM	#3407
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately for Eru, he got Mount Zoom written into Lost as a (what else?) deux ex machina to help the survivors to civilization, and to keep it from bugging him in Middle-earth. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-06-2006, 07:15 AM	#3408
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Minas Taxi, Barad-Dash, Orth-Tank* and the rest were still at large. *See my signature __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-06-2006, 09:03 AM	#3409
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately the Gondorians of yore made many speedbumps of orthanc stone, and placed them wisely, as their seers (ancestors of Malbeth) had predicted the rise of the machines and their evil plan to terminate other modes of transportation. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-06-2006, 09:14 AM	#3410
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Unfortunately, GDOT (Gondor Department of Transportation) decided that the Orthanc speedbumps impeded the flow of wagons and removed them. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

04-06-2006, 09:22 AM	#3411
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately the GDOT's order, in a typical beureaucratic move, was superceded by the AEPA (Arnor Environmental Protection Agency) since removal of the speedbumps would imperil the endangered Balrog(s?), who needed to stand on bits of Orthanc Stone to use its mysterious properties to get enough lift to fly away. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-06-2006, 08:01 PM	#3412
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the King got rid of all these annoying agencies. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-06-2006, 08:33 PM	#3413
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, Radagast took all of these hippies to go to Rhun and become friends with the Avari, so the King was safe. ________ Medical Marijuana Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:39 PM.

04-06-2006, 08:44 PM	#3414
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Radagast wan't that much of hippie. Sure he loves animals, but he didn't do the hole pipeweed thing. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-06-2006, 11:35 PM	#3416
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, The Witch King, driving Minas Morgul... or Minas Mor-go (ha ha ha ha ) crashed into Orth-Tank. They had to get the insurance people involved. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-06-2006, 11:52 PM	#3417
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Mor-go! Ha! Fortunatly he escaped from the lawyers on his fell beast while Sauruman beat off the lobbyists and such legal matters. ________ Herbal Vape Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:42 PM.

04-07-2006, 05:43 AM	#3418
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, the over swelling numbers eventually broke Saruman down. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-07-2006, 06:45 AM	#3419
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this meant his reign of terror was temporarily over. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-07-2006, 08:30 AM	#3420
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately this left the door open for the great-great-great-(etc.)-grandson of Deagol to (as he put it) "get his own back" by being "no more mister nice guy" so he stole the Ring and enlisted all S-B's he could find as his followers. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-07-2006, 08:47 AM	#3421
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, there was only one S-B left, and he was nearly dead. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-07-2006, 08:52 AM	#3422
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for some hobbits in the Shire, that S-B's father and grandfather had secretly had numerous affairs and many illegitimate (and typically cranky S-B type) descendants. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-09-2006, 03:59 PM	#3423
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly after the first two battles in the Shire the hobbits knew what to do, so they organized a hobbit militia to meet the S-B's to fight army to army in the Southfarthing; the local men thought this hilarious and placed bets. ________ Portable Vaporizer Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:44 PM.

04-10-2006, 10:16 AM	#3424
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the betting caused dissension in Gondor when it was found that Aragorn and Arwen had placed bets on opposite armies sides. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-11-2006, 11:16 PM	#3425
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, this provided good entertainment. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-13-2006, 08:37 AM	#3426
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Elessar lost a bundle on his wager and had to give his wife's brothers a mortgage on Arnor to cover his debts. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-14-2006, 07:58 PM	#3427
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the money came from the "kill the children" fund, rendering it bankrupt and thus saving the world for another day. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-15-2006, 08:40 PM	#3428
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Unfortunately, with the arrival of credit cards from the South, The Rivendell government began to borrow more than they repaid, so they declared bankrupt, and all the land north of the Isen and west of the Mountains fell into poverty, for many followed the Witch-King's "hot tip" to invest all into Rivendell instead of Disney World. ________ OPEL VECTRA Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:50 PM.

04-16-2006, 01:58 AM	#3429
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, WiKi invested in Disney World and became rich beyond his wildest dreams. With that, the realm of Angmar rose again. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-16-2006, 07:05 AM	#3430
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, this wasn't a good thing. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-16-2006, 07:09 AM	#3431
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	the realm of Angmar 'rose' again Fortunately, the realm of Angmar was raised so high that it went into space and they all suffocated. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-16-2006, 04:53 PM	#3432
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Angmar had it's own gravity and nazgul (as well as super-orcs) didn't need air. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-16-2006, 06:24 PM	#3433
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunately for Eriador, who is now suffering under the yoke of Angmar with wings, Glorfindel and Elrond stormed north to do battle with the Witch King in the new Riven-deisel ________ IOLITE VAPORIZER Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:52 PM.

04-16-2006, 06:43 PM	#3435
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, Riven-deisel and its new 9 miles a gallon tank had totally smahed the armies of Angmar. Although Angmar was in the air, it had no orcs to send to attack. ________ Disabilities Forums Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:52 PM.

04-16-2006, 06:58 PM	#3436
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the above was a paradox with the orc armies stuck in the air getting trampled by the armies below who can't reach them. This caused an explosion that eliminated Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-16-2006, 07:04 PM	#3437
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, that odd rift in space-time not only destroyed Middle Earth, but created a new perverted one, with Melkor in charge, having dwarves work in strawberry fields, elves in sweat shops, and men that could never eat beef. But why was this fortunate? Because Radagast was leading an army to attack Minas Fornost. ________ Mercedes-benz om601 engine specifications Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:53 PM.