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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-10-2004, 02:36 PM

*The Middle-earth equivalent of a magician sawing a woman in half was lifting a woman's head off of her shoulders, and then putting it back on. Eowyn learnt the hard way that Gandalf was actually a rubbish magician.*

Fingolfin II · 12-10-2004, 07:38 PM

Haha, Nil, that was wrong on about six different levels, but funny nonetheless....

Eowyn: You gave me a sewing machine for my birthday?!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-10-2004, 11:40 PM

Éowyn: What do you mean you can't take this dwimmerlaik's claws off my back?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-11-2004, 12:14 PM

*I may be a shieldmaiden, but there is NO way I am going near that spider!*

Esgallhugwen · 12-11-2004, 01:26 PM

Eowyn was hard set against eating her brother Eomer's Rohan caserole surprise

Nimrodel_9 · 12-11-2004, 09:23 PM

Oh my gosh! Aragorn wears a wig?!

Lalwendë · 12-12-2004, 01:31 PM

Seeing as somebody had forgotten to bring clean pocket handkerchiefs to Helm's Deep, Eowyn was reduced to trying to wipe her nose on her shoulder without anyone noticing.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-12-2004, 02:12 PM

*Eowyn was not too impressed by Gandalf's suggestion that she eat Eomer for dinner!*

It appeared Gandalf had his own, lunatic vision for the future of Rohan.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-13-2004, 02:59 AM

Éowyn: I know you're there with my white dress, Arwen, so come on out and give it up!

Fingolfin II · 12-13-2004, 03:46 AM

Eowyn loved Shadowfax, but that doesn't stop her disgust at his habit of leaving bits of himself behind in Meduseld.

Witch_Queen · 12-13-2004, 02:46 PM

Eowyn: "If I can ride a horse I know I can ride a warg! Now get out of my way you filthy Goblin."

Nimrodel_9 · 12-13-2004, 05:33 PM

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*Eowyn was not too impressed by Gandalf's suggestion that she eat Eomer for dinner!*

Hee hee...

Frodo had the sneeky suspicion he was being watched.

The Only Real Estel · 12-13-2004, 06:21 PM

Horror Movies- Despite the fact that he had just covered his face with his hands; Frodo couldn't resist peaking through his fingers to find out what would happen next.

The Elf-warrior · 12-13-2004, 07:00 PM

Frodo saw to his astonishment that a fat guy with a blue jacket and yellow boots had come to rescue them, PJ!

Oddwen · 12-13-2004, 08:49 PM

This is the view on the other side of Arwen's keyhole.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-13-2004, 09:44 PM

At the exact same moment Frodo peeps through the hole in tree's roots, the Nazgûl took a leak through the same hole.

Gil-Galad · 12-13-2004, 10:38 PM

The Tabloids will be all over this pic, New scandal! Frodo abusing the power of the One Ring! fill in on pg.11!

Lhunardawen · 12-13-2004, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Eowyn's best pub trick was replicating the spinning head-Linda Blair-thingy from The Exorcist.

Thanks a lot, Lalwendë. It took me more than a year trying to get that image off my mind.

Eowyn pic:
She's stuck. Don't ask why.

Frodo pic:
Think you can pull a trick on the cameraman, Elijah?

Fingolfin II · 12-13-2004, 11:45 PM

*Camera view of Frodo from inside Sam's full mouth. He is not impressed.*

Rimbaud · 12-14-2004, 04:03 AM

On finding that the 'Eye of Sauron' was an old toilet roll tube, covered in black plastic, badly painted flames and a lot of 'sticky-back plastic', Frodo couldn't help thinking that the Quest had been something of a waste of time...

[Those of you familiar with Blue Peter will know where I'm coming from.]

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-14-2004, 08:41 AM

Complete with huge hat and beard, Frodo attempts to travel incognito through 19th century Russia.

Witch_Queen · 12-14-2004, 09:42 AM

While playing hide-and-go-seek Frodo made a mistake in his hiding place.

Sam: I see you Mr. Frodo
Frodo: .....
Sam: Mr. Frodo I know your hiding in Rosie's closet.
Frodo opens the door with an astonished look on his face
Frodo: But Sam....
Sam looks at Frodo and gives him a scornful look

Moral: "Child games can become the influence for something greater"

Nimrodel_9 · 12-14-2004, 04:46 PM

Frodo tilted his flask to look inside, just to make sure. Yes, the rum was gone.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 12-14-2004, 06:31 PM

Frodo: Close the @#$% door! No wait. . .do you have some toilet paper first?

Oddwen · 12-14-2004, 08:39 PM

Ergh...Nilp, eew.

No, this is not through a magnifying glass. His eyes really are that big.

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-14-2004, 08:45 PM

Standing on the shore, the Fellowship caught their last fleeting glimpse of Frodo as the Watcher sank back into the murky waters of the lake.

THE Ka · 12-14-2004, 11:42 PM

Frodo finds himself with one of those rare moments of privacy...at it's climax, a most useful thought runs through his mind:

"Wow! Do my eyebrows really look that furry? Oh, I hope the stress from the ring hasn't brought on the beginnings of a uni-brow!"

~Ka has returned! and i was creative...

Lalwendë · 12-15-2004, 03:50 AM

The hobbit eating ninja biscuits strike again...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-15-2004, 09:15 AM

*Sauron's choice of sandwich*

Boromir88 · 12-15-2004, 12:29 PM

I wish I posted on this thread earlier

. But, here I am now.

Boromir pic: Phooey on lembas, who needs 'em.

Boromir's pic (again):
Pippin: What's the red chunks in it?
Boromir: Just my father's spit up cherries after he got done yelling at my brother.

Eowyn pic: Thinking to herself, when I told him I didn't want to be locked in a cage, I really ment it.

Nimrodel_9 · 12-15-2004, 06:05 PM

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Standing on the shore, the Fellowship caught their last fleeting glimpse of Frodo as the Watcher sank back into the murky waters of the lake.

*dies* I love it SpM!!!

Once again, Frodo had his head stuck in the toilet seat.

Saraphim · 12-15-2004, 06:33 PM

Frodo: Hmmm...Elrond said to find the Cracks of Doom...but... *looks around suspiciously*...this is a crack...and...I think its pretty...uh... perilous... if not...*ahem*...doomful...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-16-2004, 02:22 AM

Frodo: Oh no! Pippin's eating the last of the mushrooms!

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2004, 02:02 PM

The Blackriders crept closer. Then, as Frodo began to wet his pants, he was informed he was on Candid Camera.

Boromir88 · 12-16-2004, 03:32 PM

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The Blackriders crept closer. Then, as Frodo began to wet his pants, he was informed he was on Candid Camera.

Sort of like a Scare Tactics thing? Jeez, I love that show.

Frodo: (deep, maniacle voice) Peek-a-boo I see you!

Nimrodel_9 · 12-16-2004, 05:25 PM

Why`d I eat that pizza?

Saraphim · 12-16-2004, 05:32 PM

Gandalf the Grey was not a morning person.

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-16-2004, 07:04 PM

In the cold light of day, realisation dawned on Gandalf that he was getting too old for those Hobbit parties.

Oddwen · 12-16-2004, 07:05 PM

The scene that PJ didn't leave in FotR. The scene directly after Gandalf scares Frodo in Bag End.

Boromir88 · 12-16-2004, 08:38 PM

I knew I got too close to my fireworks.

12-10-2004, 02:36 PM	#3401
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Middle-earth equivalent of a magician sawing a woman in half was lifting a woman's head off of her shoulders, and then putting it back on. Eowyn learnt the hard way that Gandalf was actually a rubbish magician. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-10-2004, 07:38 PM	#3402
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Haha, Nil, that was wrong on about six different levels, but funny nonetheless.... Eowyn: You gave me a sewing machine for my birthday?! __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

12-10-2004, 11:40 PM	#3403
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	More bad news for our White Lady of Rohan. Éowyn: What do you mean you can't take this dwimmerlaik's claws off my back? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-11-2004, 12:14 PM	#3404
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I may be a shieldmaiden, but there is NO way I am going near that spider! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-11-2004, 01:26 PM	#3405
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Eowyn was hard set against eating her brother Eomer's Rohan caserole surprise __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

12-11-2004, 09:23 PM	#3406
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Don`t ask. Oh my gosh! Aragorn wears a wig?! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-12-2004, 01:31 PM	#3407
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Seeing as somebody had forgotten to bring clean pocket handkerchiefs to Helm's Deep, Eowyn was reduced to trying to wipe her nose on her shoulder without anyone noticing. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-12-2004, 02:12 PM	#3408
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I misread Esgallhugwen's post, and came up with this... Eowyn was not too impressed by Gandalf's suggestion that she eat Eomer* for dinner!* It appeared Gandalf had his own, lunatic vision for the future of Rohan. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-13-2004, 02:59 AM	#3409
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	A bloody terrible hostage scenario. Éowyn: I know you're there with my white dress, Arwen, so come on out and give it up! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-13-2004, 03:46 AM	#3410
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Eowyn loved Shadowfax, but that doesn't stop her disgust at his habit of leaving bits of himself behind in Meduseld. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

12-13-2004, 02:46 PM	#3411
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Eowyn: "If I can ride a horse I know I can ride a warg! Now get out of my way you filthy Goblin." __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

12-13-2004, 06:21 PM	#3413
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Horror Movies- Despite the fact that he had just covered his face with his hands; Frodo couldn't resist peaking through his fingers to find out what would happen next.

12-13-2004, 07:00 PM	#3414
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Frodo saw to his astonishment that a fat guy with a blue jacket and yellow boots had come to rescue them, PJ! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-13-2004, 08:49 PM	#3415
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Naughty, bad, wicked Frodo! This is the view on the other side of Arwen's keyhole. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-13-2004, 09:44 PM	#3416
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Sprinkle sprinkle! At the exact same moment Frodo peeps through the hole in tree's roots, the Nazgûl took a leak through the same hole. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-13-2004, 10:38 PM	#3417
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	The Tabloids will be all over this pic, New scandal! Frodo abusing the power of the One Ring! fill in on pg.11! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-13-2004, 11:45 PM	#3419
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Camera view of Frodo from inside Sam's full mouth. He is not impressed. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

12-14-2004, 04:03 AM	#3420
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	On finding that the 'Eye of Sauron' was an old toilet roll tube, covered in black plastic, badly painted flames and a lot of 'sticky-back plastic', Frodo couldn't help thinking that the Quest had been something of a waste of time... [Those of you familiar with Blue Peter will know where I'm coming from.] __________________ And all the rest is literature

12-14-2004, 08:41 AM	#3421
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Complete with huge hat and beard, Frodo attempts to travel incognito through 19th century Russia. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-14-2004, 09:42 AM	#3422
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	While playing hide-and-go-seek Frodo made a mistake in his hiding place. Sam: I see you Mr. Frodo Frodo: ..... Sam: Mr. Frodo I know your hiding in Rosie's closet. Frodo opens the door with an astonished look on his face Frodo: But Sam.... Sam looks at Frodo and gives him a scornful look Moral: "Child games can become the influence for something greater" __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

12-14-2004, 04:46 PM	#3423
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Frodo tilted his flask to look inside, just to make sure. Yes, the rum was gone. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-14-2004, 06:31 PM	#3424
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	If the front door of Bag End has round doors. . .what about the other rooms? Frodo: Close the @#$% door! No wait. . .do you have some toilet paper first? __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

12-14-2004, 08:39 PM	#3425
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Ergh...Nilp, eew. No, this is not through a magnifying glass. His eyes really are that big. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-14-2004, 08:45 PM	#3426
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Alternative endings to The Lord of the Rings #269 Standing on the shore, the Fellowship caught their last fleeting glimpse of Frodo as the Watcher sank back into the murky waters of the lake. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-14-2004, 11:42 PM	#3427
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Frodo finds himself with one of those rare moments of privacy...at it's climax, a most useful thought runs through his mind: "Wow! Do my eyebrows really look that furry? Oh, I hope the stress from the ring hasn't brought on the beginnings of a uni-brow!" ~Ka has returned! and i was creative... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-15-2004, 03:50 AM	#3428
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The hobbit eating ninja biscuits strike again... __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-15-2004, 09:15 AM	#3429
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Sauron's choice of sandwich __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-15-2004, 12:29 PM	#3430
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	I wish I posted on this thread earlier . But, here I am now. Boromir pic: Phooey on lembas, who needs 'em. Boromir's pic (again): Pippin: What's the red chunks in it? Boromir: Just my father's spit up cherries after he got done yelling at my brother. Eowyn pic: Thinking to herself, when I told him I didn't want to be locked in a cage, I really ment it.

12-15-2004, 06:33 PM	#3432
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Frodo: Hmmm...Elrond said to find the Cracks of Doom...but... looks around suspiciously...this is a crack...and...I think its pretty...uh... perilous... if not...ahem...doomful... __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

12-16-2004, 02:22 AM	#3433
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gotta hurry, Fro. Frodo: Oh no! Pippin's eating the last of the mushrooms! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-16-2004, 02:02 PM	#3434
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Blackriders crept closer. Then, as Frodo began to wet his pants, he was informed he was on Candid Camera.

12-16-2004, 05:25 PM	#3436
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	New pic! Why`d I eat that pizza? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-16-2004, 05:32 PM	#3437
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Gandalf the Grey was not a morning person. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

12-16-2004, 07:04 PM	#3438
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The morning after the night before ... In the cold light of day, realisation dawned on Gandalf that he was getting too old for those Hobbit parties. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-16-2004, 07:05 PM	#3439
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The scene that PJ didn't leave in FotR. The scene directly after Gandalf scares Frodo in Bag End. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door